unforgiving

Fu Wang Wenhu has always felt that a person's name will determine the person's life to a large extent.

For example, his master's name is Gu Xing, so he is a gentleman like jade, with lofty aspirations, and insists on running every day on the road to become a virtuous minister of Dayong's generation.

And his name is Wenhu, and "hu" sounds the same as "pot" in the kettle, so he is already fat enough to hold him in a bronze mirror.

Well, this is total bullshit.In fact, Wen Hu himself is very clear that "name determines fate" is simply a crooked way he conjured up, groundless and unscientific, but he still can't help but believe so firmly.because……

...If he didn't think so, he couldn't find a reason to explain his size!

"I think back then, Lord, I was too thin." Wen Hu and his princess turned over history for the thousand and one time, "I was still young at that time, about ten years old, and Gu Xiang had just won the position of champion man and joined the Imperial Academy , was sent by the first emperor to teach me to read."

"At that time, Gu Xiang was still studying as a servant of the sixth grade." The princess interrupted Wen Hu directly, and then he continued. This is enough to prove her familiarity with this past event, and it also proves that she and Wen Hu The feelings of an old husband and wife, "One day, you were invited to the mansion of the former fifth son of the emperor. Because you broke the bad things of the former emperor's fifth son, he held a grudge in his heart and poisoned him to death. So you lost weight day by day. In the end, the thinner face was only as big as a palm. I know, you have also lost weight before."

In this world, there is no crueler answer than "loved" than "thin".

Hearing that the prince was told by the princess, he couldn't help feeling sad, and covered his face and "wept bitterly".

The princess hurried to remedy: "I haven't finished my words yet, listen to me and continue, I think it's good for you to keep the way you are now. You were too thin and unhealthy during the time of poisoning. How lucky you are now ,Yes or no?"

"Really?" Wen Hu quietly looked at his princess from between his exposed fingers.

"Really, really." The princess has many years of experience in coaxing children, and is a seasoned chicken soup expert, so she can comfort others with ease, "Why don't you put it another way, look at me. , I’m getting fat too, how is it arranged outside? By the way, my face is like a full moon. But, do you think so too? Do you think I’m fat?”

"How is it possible!" Wen Hu became angry all of a sudden, "Listen to their nonsense! You are beautiful!"

Wen Hu defended his princess very much, and couldn't tolerate others saying that she was wrong.

"So, Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, how beautiful I am in the eyes of the master, how wise and powerful the master is in my heart." The princess raised her hand and took off the fleshy hand that Wen Hu covered her face, coaxing softly Said, "So, let's not get entangled."

"You're right." Wen Hu nodded, still obsessed with the evaluation of the princess to the outside world, he said again, "In my heart, you are second only to my master in beauty! Really, it's only a little bit worse That's all."

"...Hey, I would like to thank you for the compliment, but how dare I compare with Gu." The princess knew Wen Hu's feelings for his master very well, and understood what Wen Hu meant, and in his heart, he was only a little behind Gu Xiang. A little bit, it means that this person is already very, very good in his opinion.This is Wen Hu's unique special skill when he praises others. People who don't know him can always be pissed off.

Those who know him, well, the princess must be honest, she is still a little depressed, but she will not be angry, nor will she care.Because she loves Wenhu just as Wenhu loves him.

Everyone knows that the relationship between Fu Wang and his wife has been consistent from the day they got married until today.

"One couple for life, this is my promise to you." Wen Hu has always wanted to marry him and his wife like Prince Chengze and his master, a fairy couple, enviable.In the end, he really did it. He said to the princess, "Anyway, I don't have any pressure to have an heir. It will turn your face."

No heir pressure?

Yes, no heir pressure.

Wen Hu's father didn't become emperor, so Wen Hu basically has no possibility of succession, and as an idle prince, he can spend his life with whoever he wants to spend his life with, even if it's the emperor, he doesn't care about him Who do you sleep with at night!

The princess naturally did not disagree with this.Others laughed at her for marrying someone with no skills, and she laughed at them for marrying a common cucumber!

Speaking of the third son of the emperor, he was a very good and virtuous king in his previous life, and in this life... he is also.A good virtuous king is not equal to a good emperor.

Gu Yuangui once also guessed whether the third son would turn into a dragon once he was freed from the shackles of the fifth son, just like many people sometimes can't help feeling that if there is no so-and-so, maybe I will What happened.But what is the truth?Without that so-and-so, what should you be, there will always be someone more capable to replace him.

The original words of Emperor Zhengzheng are - "The youngest is always so short of a generation of Mingjun, he is only suitable to be a virtuous king".

The third son of the emperor, as Emperor Zhengzheng had said, once again performed impressively in the position of a generation of virtuous kings in this life, and he was also loyal to the emperor's younger brother who succeeded him.And from the fact that his son Wen Hu inherited the throne instead of being reduced to a county king, it can be seen how satisfied today is with the work of the third son of the emperor.

The monarch and his ministers get each other, a beautiful talk.

Wen Hu, as the eldest son of the virtuous king, the most beloved grandson of the former emperor Zhengze, and the apprentice of the virtuous Xiang Guxing, logically speaking, he should continue to shine and benefit the society no matter what he does, but he can't make people fool.Wen Hu failed to become a virtuous king, nor did he become a dandy, but An An lived and lived as an idle king in the capital all his life.

For this result, Wenhu himself is very satisfied. He eats and waits to die. His daily life is just thinking about "should I listen to a ditty today", or "go to the garden for a bird walk", or "do two things together". It's a fairy day~ The elderly third son of the emperor now mentions this eldest son who cannot be supported, and he is so angry that he wants to jump, and the roar of a bell can be heard all over the street.

The kind you can really hear.

All the relatives of the emperor basically lived together, and the mansions of Gu Yuangui, Qi Shu and his wife, and the third son of the emperor were directly on the same street.As soon as Wen Hu came back to see his father, they could hear the third son of the emperor training his son.Then Gu Yuangui will tell the butler: "Remember to make more dishes that King Fu likes for lunch, he will definitely escape to hide later."

"I know, the corner gates have been reserved for King Fu." It is inconvenient to open and close the gates of the Wangfu, at least it is not suitable for Wen Hu to open the door quickly when he escapes, and then quickly close the door to stop the third son of the emperor.The corner door is different, it is small and convenient, and it is not easy for the third son to find out.

Although the third son of the emperor can basically guess that his son will flee to Prince Chengze's mansion, it seems like a tacit understanding of the unspoken rules. kill him.

Today's Holy Majesty's opinion on this has always been, yes, keep it up.

"Do you like to let others treat you as a coaxable fool so much?" One day, Gu Xing, the master of immortality, and Wen Hu, the great apprentice who came to escape again, had a hand-in-hand conversation at Prince Chengze's mansion. , so ask.

"It's better than making people think I'm smart and monkey-like and guarding against me." Wen Hu replied, "Life is short, so dozens of years can be lived, and a lifetime is a lifetime in a hurry, just sit and watch the clouds roll Yun Shu is also a lifetime, and each person has his own fate, doesn't he? Some people like to be busy like a spinning top, while others don't; You can stay busy for a lifetime."

The most important thing is, "a generation of virtuous kings have a son of idle kings" can make the emperor feel at ease, or "a generation of virtuous kings has a son who is better than blue" can make his son feel at ease?

If you don't want to rebel, a fool knows how to choose.

"Don't you really feel wronged?"

"Don't be wronged." Wen Hu shook his head sincerely, "You know me. I have been afraid of suffering, tiredness, and trouble since I was a child. You can do me a favor and let me go. Master said well, we are That unruly wind, we are that..."

"Stop!" Old man Gu Guizi's post-modern poetic style really gave Gu Yuangui a headache once he heard it.

After playing chess for a while, it finally ended with Gu Yuangui's victory without anything new.

Wen Hu was idle and bored, so he leaned on the vermilion railing on the pavilion in the middle of the lake to feed the koi, so that he would be greedy.

A group of people came from a distance, Wen Hu's eyes were sharp, and he immediately saw Prince Chengze Qi Shu, his uncle, who was walking in the front.Look up at the sky, this is the point, needless to say, my uncle must have come to deliver meals to the master, Prince Chengze and his lover's love is a masterpiece in Beijing, basic royal family members know, no matter the age of these two No matter how old they are, they will always inadvertently reveal blinding love in every move.The most exasperating thing is that they have a tacit understanding, and they don't feel that this is a show of affection at all.

Well, the master is 100% not conscious about this aspect, as for the uncle, he is definitely showing affection on purpose!

At that time, Wen Hu hadn't married his concubine yet, seeing his uncle acting like this, he was very irritated, he felt like he had beaten the eggplant with frost, well, it was eggplant plus.

"What are you talking about?" Qi Shu naturally joined the conversation circle, passing chopsticks to Gu Yuangui by the way, doing everything by himself, with an unbelievably gentle expression on his face.

Gu Yuangui didn't have any reservations and told the truth.

Qi Shu frowned, and looked at Wen Hu: "I suggested to you back then, just adopt me and Yuangui, and this matter can be regarded as a complete solution."

Wen Hu's identity is indeed too eye-catching. The love of Emperor Zhengzheng made him, but also hindered him.

"Yeah, yeah, why don't you think about it? If you were the son of Prince Chengze, you wouldn't have to ruin your reputation like this." Although Wenhu is already very old now, Gu Yuangui doesn't know it at all. mind.