Only women and villains

"Only Women and Villains" Author: Xian San

Introduction

Wang Yuqi, who was admitted to a prestigious school, has only two expectations for campus life: to graduate smoothly on time, and to find a good husband.Unexpectedly, the sky fails to fulfill one's wishes. He, a mother-born sissy, is the brightest broom star in the sky. After meeting the chairman of the executive committee, Wang Hexi, it seems that even this minimum wish cannot be fulfilled. , or is it all done in one battle?Wang Yuqi fell into the huge crisis of academic career and love cliff.

After spending a lot of effort and finally successfully tricking the handsome guy into having a tryst with him, Wang Yuqi sat opposite the handsome guy, his face was so nervous that his fingers trembled.Beads of sweat on his forehead slipped silently, flowing down his face and into his collar.

At the moment, very much, want to poop.

He gave a dry cough and held the cup tightly in his hand. Two seconds later, he found that the cup was suddenly distorted into a strange shape, and the handsome man's face gradually began to deform. After a while, it turned into a sound wave and hit his eardrum at full speed.Shocked, he quickly drank his coffee.Taking a closer look, the surrounding things returned to their original appearance.Scary to death... Wang Yuqi took a deep breath, clenched his back molars, and gave a charming smile to the handsome guy, his eyes had already begun to slack: You must hold back the fart!The handsome guy didn't seem to notice his abnormality, and he still babbled about his student union stories, and couldn't tell whether such talkativeness was interested in him or simply an excess of self-awareness.

"So what do you think?"

That stiff smile was still on his face.

"What do you think about the student council president?"

"Porphyrin - woo woo woo! Poof?"

In the quiet and elegant small coffee shop, Xiao Wang's long and distant fart sound echoed with high fidelity, with ups and downs, like a trumpet suddenly standing up, playing loudly in the cafe for at least 1 minute.

"I..." He couldn't laugh anymore, "I'm going to the bathroom." After throwing this sentence, he leaned on the table and took three steps, one twisted his waist and two steps, pouted his buttocks, and staggered to the toilet.Don't dare to run wildly, for fear that you won't be able to carry it.The moment Wang Yuqi sat on the toilet, he felt the cold rain slapping his face indiscriminately. He cried bitterly and sent a message to his sisters. When he took out his mobile phone, he realized that the group chat had already exploded.

"Wang Yuqi, your fart stinks so fucking badly! I can smell your ass from three tables away!"

"Sister, it's the first time you're dating a handsome guy, and you just broke out without talking for a long time?!"

"Farewell, everyone, I'll take a step first."

He hurriedly typed: "Don't go, don't go, help me to see his reaction. What's his face? Is he angry?" After sending it out, there was no response in the group chat for a long time, only Cao Yarong replied, "Look for yourself when you come out. ", Wang Yuqi's appetite was hung up, he shit in fear, flushed tremblingly, washed his hands in embarrassment and embarrassment, and didn't dare to look up at himself in the mirror.When he walked out, how could there be any handsome guy in the small coffee shop on the third floor of the school cafeteria?Only his three sisters continue to play the role of nurse with embarrassment.Wang Yuqi trotted back to the table, and found that the other party's coffee was still steaming, without taking a sip.

"Just leave?" He opened his eyes wide, looking at the plastic sisters in disbelief.

"And no money was settled." Sister Flower gave him a painful blow.

"Damn it... just because of my mother's fart, I left without saying hello." Wang Yuqi put his hands on his hips, "It's useless to ask for this kind of man! My mother will let him go for now." As soon as he finished speaking, he socialized on his mobile phone The notification sound from the media rang again, which was not enough to add to the confusion.Wang Yuqi rolled his eyes, and after clicking on the reminder, he found that Xiao Hu, who was not talking, silently posted a selfie with the text: "Jiguan is too smart to calculate, and the chrysanthemum basket is empty." He also mentioned him .

Xiao Hu, this internet celebrity who has tens of thousands of fans (bought), attracts a lot of attention every time he posts.After a while, there was a bunch of messages below, and everyone was talking about the situation.Xiao Wang watched his ugly behavior being exposed on the Internet within a few seconds, and broke out in cold sweat again.Friends on campus responded cordially: "That sissy is so ugly?" "My God, it's him again. He is indeed the most disgusting gay in the school." The comments across the screen were like sharp knives out of their sheaths. Repeatedly plunged into his heart. "Disgusting", "sissy", "laughing stock"... Wang Yuqi thought that he had long been immune to these words, but now, they once again jumped around him alive and well, besieging him like annoying flies.

He rushed in front of Xiao Hu and grabbed her cell phone: "Believe it or not, I will tear your slut mouth apart."

Xiao Hu sat there with his legs crossed, imitating his sissy appearance, winking, "Believe it or not, I will tear your cheap mouth to pieces", Wang Yuqi just stared wide-eyed, unable to speak for a long time.After reading the news, Cao Yarong said embarrassingly: "Xiao Wang, you really... tsk tsk this time. Cough."

"you……"

On weekdays, these sisters talk with such virtues, basically they can't boast a good fart.But today Wang Yuqi received such blows one after another, and he felt dizzy and fragmented.If you make a thousand mistakes, you shouldn't learn from these real women chasing men. For gays, they may not be aware of their gender advantage for the rest of their lives.

"It's so funny, you are friends with a disgraceful person like me, and it is also disgraceful in the eyes of others."

Xiao Hu, Xiao Cao and Tong Tong did not speak, but frowned and looked at him.

"You can't find any other normal friends besides me, can you? They are all pheasants running around happily, and no one is more generous than the other, okay?" With a bad breath, he strode out of the coffee shop without waiting for their answer.

The warm wind made the college extremely lazy. A few students were lying on the lawn playing guitar, and a few were talking about football games under the shade of trees, in twos and threes, full of youth.But Wang Yuqi has nothing to do with these campus life. For him, these pictures are just a stage background that can be removed at any time. He has the most disgusting gay crown on his head, and he feels uncomfortable wherever he walks. He always feels that everyone sees him with evasive eyes. Yes, like talking about yourself.Wang Yuqi lowered his head, walked quickly across the lawn, and sprinted like Quasimodo with his head in his arms, his heart full of desolation and bitter rain.

After he staggered back to the dormitory, he found that several roommates were there.Normally, no one would say hello to him, and no one would give him a second look.It was strange today, as soon as he stepped into the door, the brother on the upper bunk said in a sly way: "The school belle is back to bed. I heard that the school belle has a boyfriend." Wang Yuqi ignored him and opened the closet door to find clothes , the fat man's voice came from behind again greasy: "I didn't make the deal, I just kicked him away with a fart."

"Hahahahahahaha!" The people in the dormitory burst into laughter, "Gay's ass eyes are so fucking different and powerful." "Hahahahahaha..."

Wang Yuqi was alone holding his pajamas and looking at the straight men around him, his heartbeat was getting faster and faster. If he was nervous and wronged in the cafe before, now he was [-]% angry in his heart, and the pajamas in his hands were fastened tightly by him , as if it will fall apart in the next second.He moved his lips a few times, but finally endured it, ran to the toilet and changed into a lavender lady's pajamas, with a small flower on his chest, cute and playful.

"The shemale in our dormitory is hiding and changing clothes again." The fat man cheerfully left a message under Xihua Xiaohu's post.In less than two seconds, I received a reply from the owner: Are you optimistic about your dermatitis?

"This bitch is fucking sick?!"

Wang Yuqi happened to hear such a sentence when he came out after changing his clothes. He looked in the fat man's direction and found that it was Xiao Hu who was scolding him, and the original anger suddenly surged up: "Who are you scolding that bitch?"

"Who am I to blame for your business? Asshole."

"Hey, it's really hard for you, don't you have to suck my fart, don't you have to suck my fart? You can't keep your mouth clean if you suck my girl's fairy energy all day long in the dormitory. If you open your mouth and shut up, you'd better go to the toilet Look at yourself, you are so fat, endocrine disorders, my brother must be going to menopause, right? Listen to my sister's persuasion, get off the computer, go out more, and replace the toilet for eating with a bowl, and the refinery may still accept you. "

The fat man stared at Wang Yuqi ferociously, opened his mouth, and couldn't think of an appropriate answer for a moment.Wang Yuqi got tired of looking at him a few more times today, picked up the key and left the dormitory again.To be honest, he didn't want to stay in this place for a second, thinking about how to change dormitories every day.But what about switching back and forth?He looked the same everywhere, no one would accept him, except... He thought of the three sisters, and felt guilty in his heart.No matter how venomous they were, they never regarded themselves as aliens, and they could be said to be their only friends on campus.

Wang Yuqi didn't think much about it, and immediately ran back to the school cafeteria the same way, and rushed back to the small coffee shop as fast as possible.

Fortunately, the sisters are still there.Seeing Wang Yuqi running back, Tong Tong held up his glasses and said coldly: "Xiao Hu said that if you don't come back in 10 minutes and apologize, your ugly photos will be exposed."

"Little Hu, aren't you too cruel?"

Xiao Hu rolled his eyes: "Think about what your cheap maid said just now!"

"I was wrong." Wang Yuqi sat back in the group of sisters, pretending for a while, "Sister, forgive me." After speaking, he couldn't help frowning: How could I be wrong?Where am I going wrong?Obviously the three of them should apologize to me!

Cao Yarong didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly she was full of emotion: "Hey, men are unreliable! Look at the man you picked." After saying that, she threw the phone in front of Wang Yuqi,