Only women and villains

I was still shocked at first, but after being insulted by Wang Hexi, this rebellious emotion came up, and I replied without a pause: "Keep your mouth clean, what's your mother, and say one more thing, I will crush your dick!" Wang Hexi ruthlessly With a ruthless pinch, there was a scream immediately: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The child in his hand suddenly grew up a little bit.

What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot.

At this time, he felt that the other party let go of his hand, and immediately turned into a good woman, protecting her wrist and hiding beside the bed, like a frightened deer, very pure, very innocent, very very pitiful.Wang Hexi watched him roll and crawl, the corners of his mouth curled up, trying not to laugh.Rounding up the accident this time is roughly equivalent to having morning sex with Wang Yuqi. He is not guilty at all.

"Don't dawdle, class starts right away."

"What time is it?" Wang Yuqi's mind was in turmoil, with tears in his palms.

"08:30."

"Damn it! Why didn't you call me earlier?!" He panicked now, his mind was full of the nine o'clock class bell, and he didn't even realize which dormitory he was sleeping in when he got out of bed without saying a word. "Wait a minute, where am I?" Wang Yuqi paused, feeling like he was still dreaming, so he quickly touched his phone, and the screen of the phone suddenly lit up at [-]:[-].It's really ruthless, this means that the inflation rate in the early days is more ruthless than his mother.

"Forget about drinking beer last night?"

"I remember drinking beer." Wang Yuqi was confused, "I fainted after drinking it, the beer is poisonous!"

"Well, you fell asleep while walking on the road, so I had to carry you back to the dormitory."

"Impossible, that's the college road with the most traffic." Wang Yuqi was convinced, what's wrong with him?No, what happened to Wang Hexi? ! "Do you like me? Why do you always take me to the bedroom?"

Wang Hexi's heart sank, but he remained silent.

"And molested me early in the morning, NoMeansNo, Okay?"

"Who molested whom? Is it me who said No?!" He forcefully threw Wang Yuqi's backpack on him, almost yelling at him, "Hurry up and take a shower."

"Crazy..." Wang Yuqi muttered and got up, and ran to the bathroom while checking the news (0 messages). After a while, he came out muttering: "I don't have a change of clothes, I want to go back to my dormitory."

"Wait a minute." Wang Hexi found a t-shirt from his closet and threw it to him with a dark face, "It's new. There are disposable towels, toothbrushes and underwear in the closet." It seemed to be prepared in advance.In fact, he was indeed prepared in advance, with careful thought, and there was nothing he could do.Wang Yuqi, who was hunted, didn't know anything about it, but felt that Wang Hexi had the habit of going to other people's hotels to pick things up, so he really despised him.

Wang Yuqi was taking a bath in the bathroom, and Wang Hexi was changing clothes, making the bed, doing homework, and cleaning outside the bathroom... The sun fell softly through the curtains on his desk, illuminating the young love poems, and his joyful thoughts were in the daytime There is nothing to hide.After a while, Wang Yuqi came out with water vapor and walked into the sunlight with a hazy outline.

"Do you have class in the morning?"

"Have."

"Oh." Wang Yuqi said nothing, grabbed his schoolbag and began to touch his face.

Wang Hexi ran to the bathroom to clean up the mess for him, wiped off the water stains, picked up his hair, mopped the floor, and wiped the bucket... The second morning exercise went in an orderly manner.When he finished cleaning and was about to come out to have a look, why was Wang Yuqi still wiping his face? ! "Can you hurry up?"

"I'll fix my eyebrows! It'll be ready soon..."

The chairman has nothing to say.He really wanted to ask this friend why he carried a set of beauty tools with him, but did he think it was worth asking?This person is Wang Yuqi.So he sat quietly and watched Wang Yuqi pluck his eyebrows unhurriedly, apply sunscreen after plucking his eyebrows, apply sunscreen after applying sunscreen, and apply base cream until he took out a small bottle of liquid foundation , the chairman was completely angry: "When are you going to get it?!"

"It's almost time! I have to put on foundation, right?" Wang Yuqi was annoyed to death by him.

"It's going to be late."

"Okay, okay, I know. Long-winded." Wang Yuqi glared at him through the small mirror, and said, "Go and do your own thing."

Wang Hexi held back his anger, thinking that my own job is to fuck you.Thanks.

Finally, the beauty blogger trimmed the hair, painted the face, and drew the eyebrows, and felt ready to go out: "Wang Hexi, come here."

Wang Hexi, he went over.

"Help me see if my eyebrows are asymmetrical."

Wang Hexi took a look and found that the two eyebrows were one high and the other low.He took a closer look and found that it was actually one thick and one thin, basically useless."Very good," he said.

"No need to redraw?"

"Need not."

"Okay. Then I'm ready."

Really thank goodness.Wang Hexi glanced at his watch, staring viciously at the beauty blogger going out, then quickly closed the doors and windows, locked them, and strode like a meteor, leaving the beauty blogger a ruthless head.The beauty blogger followed behind and yelled, "Hey, can you walk slowly?"

"I'm going to reincarnate."

OK, there is nothing more to say.Wang Yuqi had no choice but to follow behind him, his footsteps were broken, his mouth was broken, and after a while he started nagging: "Hey, are you going to the cafeteria for breakfast?"

"go."

"What are you going to eat?"

"Do you want to drink bone soup?"

"Ah?" Wang Yuqi was stunned, wondering what he was drinking this thing for so early in the morning, and then immediately remembered that his relationship with Wang Hexi started with this unfortunate bowl of soup.I really get angrier the more I think about it!The more angry you are, the more you want to talk! "Hey, is your scar still there?" "Is your toe healed? Has the doctor given you a small splint?" "Hey, I found that I kept asking you to eat, but you never asked me back." Wang Hexi couldn't bear it anymore, turned around, grabbed his hair, and aimed at that mouth...

Wang Yuqi opened his eyes wide, and Wang Hexi frowned.

Air condensation.

Wang Hexi frowned and scratched his nose.

Wang Yuqi breathed a sigh of relief.He was scared to death just now, thinking that Wang Hexi was going to kiss him, his palms were sweating!Wang Hexi's face was tense, she was scared to death, she almost kissed her, her palms were sweating!Fortunately hold on.Sudden death.The two of them had nothing to say, and walked to the cafeteria in silence.

Wang Hexi told Wang Yuqi to "sit here and don't move" and left. Wang Yuqi was very obedient and didn't refute, waiting for him while playing with his mobile phone.At this time, the community group suddenly became very active.

Xiao Hu: "It's enough trash school. You guys have a taste of this."

Banner picture: Your gravitational wave is too big, I can't hold you.

Cao Yarong: "The rubbish bastards from the Academy of Art also pulled a piece for everyone to appreciate."

Banner picture: Big three tight, once tight, big four loose.

Pain: "I didn't find any sexual harassment banners, but I found a bunch of comments and posts on school forums and cooperative shopping platforms that objectify women. I sorted it out, take a look." After finishing speaking, he sent a link.

Xueba: "This painful link is a PDF document that the two of us compiled last night. You can download it directly. It's quite big."

Fatty: "I tentatively posted a post on the BBS insulting Girls' Day, and their reaction was very subtle." After that, he shared a link to the post, which has already had hundreds of followers, and the popularity continues to rise.

Wang Yuqi was ashamed.The team members are working hard, but I don't know anything about the memory of last night, and accidentally molested a male classmate when I got up in the morning... Hey.But having said that, first of all, the way the male student wraps the bath towel is very problematic. I have never seen anyone wearing a slit forward. Secondly, the reaction of the male student is really wrong. What do you mean?Didn't you dance for immortals on purpose? !Congratulations, Wang Yuqi's brain is finally up and running.At this time, the male classmate happened to come over with a plate of breakfast and asked him, "What do you think?"

"Miss you."

Wang Hexi almost spilled his breakfast, and his ears turned red immediately.

"I think you are addicted to me?"

Got it, I was thinking too much.Wang Hexi sat down firmly, and pushed the food in front of people: "Eat it." Since he didn't know what Wang Yuqi liked to eat, he bought all Chinese and Western dishes, hot and cold, and piled up the dining table to the brim.Wang Yuqi also blushed, feeling the sincerity of the male classmate, and was embarrassed to say anything more.

This is a matter of his generosity, so let's just turn the page!

Wang Hexi ate in silence, not showing any good looks.Wang Yuqi didn't care at all, and while drinking milk, he sent a message back to the group, saying, "We have a second activity theme."

"What is it?"

"Protest against the banner of sexual harassment on campus, discuss the feminist movement." Wang Yuqi put down the milk and looked at Wang Hexi with a wary face. "Is this ideology mild? Does it not violate school discipline?"

"No, this activity is fine." Wang Hexi took out his mobile phone and read the group chat carefully, thought for a while, and said, "Let me help you make it a school-level activity."

At this moment, spring returned to the land and everything revived. Wang Yuqi eagerly held Comrade Wang Hexi's hand. He only felt that he had come to the end of all hardships, and finally began to enjoy the convenient life of the chairman's guest!

"Chairman, I love you!"

The chairman said: "It's 35 yuan in total, just transfer 17 yuan to me."

22

The aunt in the coffee shop was already familiar with the way, and she served small snacks with enthusiasm on her face: "Why is there an outsider in your group?" Wang Hexi kept a polite smile, and Wang Yuqi explained to the aunt.