The whole Internet is black, I was chased and killed by my ex

After the movie ended, Lin Siji and Yang Yan walked out of the theater.

The two are in the same condition as usual.

Lin Siji's expression was peaceful and composed, his clothes were neat and clean, and the scarf was neatly tucked into his coat.From the outside, it is completely undetectable to others that this is a victim who has been nestled in a small chair for two hours and was kissed by someone a few minutes ago.

But Yang Yan maintained his usual facial paralysis.He put his hands in his pockets, lowered his eyes, and looked lazily and indifferently at the three-acre land in front of him, as if he had no interest in the outside world.

Passers-by who saw him would probably come to the conclusion that this is a handsome guy with a cold personality, the kind of man who wants to destroy human desires, but he can be seen from a distance and can't be played with.

But who would have thought that such a self-contained person would do such a hooligan thing as sticking his friend's lips when he was not prepared not long ago.

Lin Siji and Yang Yan stood side by side, their shoulders were not far apart, about half a person apart, but it seemed like they were separated by a chasm.

The two were full of preoccupations, each with their own ulterior motives, their eyes were wandering around, and they couldn't help but stare at each other, but when they touched the "gap", they bounced away like an electric shock, dangling around and didn't know where they were going.

A weird atmosphere surrounded the two of them, cutting off the joyous atmosphere of Christmas.

Awkwardness between two people is normal. After all, kissing is not a normal social behavior in a non-lover relationship, and you can hardly expect a normal and harmonious interaction between two people who have just put their lips together.

After being silent for a long time, Lin Siji cleared his throat and spoke first: "I want to go back to school first, or..."

"Go back to what school!" Lin Siji's words were suddenly interrupted loudly.

The gazes of Lin Siji and Yang Yan went away reflexively.

A young couple next to him cuddled affectionately. The woman looked up at her boyfriend and said coquettishly, "I don't want to go back to school."

She paused, and added in a low voice: "I brought my ID card on purpose today."

All the people present are adults, what does it mean to stay out at night and prepare ID cards, and there is no need to continue to explain.

I understand everything I understand.

The timing of the girl's opening was ingenious, just right after Lin Siji's words.

What Lin Siji originally wanted to ask was whether to go back to school directly, or to go for a walk before going back.

But the girl's implying words cut off Lin Siji's expression, and the originally normal question was inexplicably brought out a bit of malicious intentions.

Lin Siji shut up in embarrassment, his usual good eloquence was completely blocked, and he couldn't find the right words to continue.

Next to him, Yang Yan, who created a strange atmosphere, was naturally even more embarrassed. When the girl said something, not only did his eyes droop lower, but he even buried his head in his collar.

The air at the scene was so frozen that it was suffocating, and Yang Yan's cell phone vibrated crazily, breaking the atmosphere.

Yang Yan took out his mobile phone, and Liangtao's name was displayed on the screen. Among the chat content that the naked eye could see, except for meaningless interjections, there were paragraphs of voice messages.

On weekdays, Yang Yan is very tired of Liang Tao's sparse information swiping the screen, but now, that unread item has become his savior to break the situation.

Yang Yan let out a long breath, unlocked the phone with a grateful heart, clicked on a voice message, and brought the phone to his ear.

The roar of the explosion nearly deafened his ears.

Yang Yan's face brightened a little, but was turned gloomy again by the deafening voice.

With a dark face, he pulled the phone away, and at the same time wanted to pause the voice by exiting the page.

But it was already too late. Modern technology carried Liangtao's anger a few kilometers away, and he vented wantonly at the entrance of a movie theater in the business district.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck...fuck, we were robbed, and the lock of the dormitory door was picked by his mother."

Liang Tao's tone is excited, very powerful but not civilized.

But sometimes refinement and sensibility just don't go together, and now is clearly not the time to struggle with civilized language.

Yang Yan withdrew from the chat, looked up at Lin Siji who was attracted by the roar, and said calmly and nonsense: "Our dormitory has been broken into."

For some reason, from Yang Yan's flat tone, Lin Siji tasted an irrepressible joy.

Lin Siji didn't point out the emotions that shouldn't exist, just nodded and asked: "Is the loss serious?"

"He didn't say anything, he just told me to go back now..." Yang Yan said seriously, "Liang Tao may be drunk and can't handle it... Do you want to go shopping again?"

He stared at Lin Siji without blinking, as if he really wanted Lin Siji to go shopping again.

Lin Siji received the hint and nodded tacitly: "I have to go shopping again, do you need help there?"

"No need." Yang Yan vetoed it.

"That's good." Lin Siji smiled, "Be careful on the way back, call me if you have any questions, and see you tomorrow."

The appointment of tomorrow meant that the matter had changed somewhat, and Lin Siji didn't intend to hold on to it.

Yang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time felt a little unknown disappointment.

He ignored those emotions and replied calmly: "See you tomorrow."

When Yang Yan returned to school, it was already past midnight, not to mention the curfew in the dormitory, even the school gate was closed.

Going through the door would definitely not work, so Yang Yan passed the main entrance of the school without stopping, and ran straight to the east.

He stopped in front of the "Takeaway Patron Saint", the stone lion statue, stepped on the statue's platform, and climbed to the top of the school wall with iron railings.

Yang Yan nimbly avoided the sharp spear on the top of the railing, and jumped down from it lightly.

His movements are as agile as a cat, but after all, humans do not have natural cushioning pads. After landing, he still couldn't stop staggering forward a few steps, and felt a dull pain in his ankle after standing still.

Yang Yan bent down and kneaded his ankles, inadvertently caught a glimpse of the ladder used to build vegetation by the tree not far away.

Lin Siji had to climb over the wall to get in later.

Similar thoughts flashed in Yang Yan's mind.

He looks like a good student, and he has no experience in skipping classes at all.

Yang Yan's thoughts flickered.

He got up and walked to the edge of the tree. After confirming that there was no one around, he carefully picked up the ladder and moved it to the wall corresponding to the stone lion.

Make sure that the top of the ladder is aligned with the wall, Yang Yan withdrew his hands and lowered his head to send a message to Lin Siji.

[Enter from the stone statue on the east side. 】

He put away his mobile phone and walked quickly to the dormitory area.

Yang Yan turned into the dormitory building through the window with ease, and walked towards his own dormitory.

As soon as he stepped out of the stairwell, Liang Tao, who was paralyzed on the ground not far away, successfully caught Yang Yan's attention.

On the way back, Yang Yan listened to all the voices of Liangtao out of worry about his own property and the meager friendship of his roommates.

Liang Tao did not say any useful information.

But from his ramblings, there are confused expressions that miss the point, as well as various big-tongue pronunciations mixed in the sentences.

Yang Yan guessed that he was probably quite drunk.

But Yang Yan didn't expect that Liang Tao could be drunk to the point of laying dead at the door like a homeless man.

For a moment, Yang Yan didn't know whether he should be thankful that he was able to find the door of his own dormitory and lie down accurately, so as not to block the way for others to come in and out, or whether he should suspect that the dormitory was not stolen at all, but that Liangtao was too drunk to insert the key. , Then I lied and called myself back for emergency treatment.

if the latter one……

Yang Yan thought blankly, it was because he was saving himself from fire and water.

You can save a few words of idiot.

Yang Yan walked over and squatted down.

Liangtao smelled strongly of alcohol, Yang Yan frowned, stretched out his hand, and patted Liangtao's hooded head neither rudely nor gently.

Liang Tao hummed twice to wake up, and when he opened his eyes and saw Yang Yan, his eyes lit up suddenly.

"You're back at last." Liang Tao fought hard with a carp. After three or four times, he finally succeeded in fighting from the ground. He stood upright shaking, stretched out his hand, pointed at Yang Yan, and said with a big tongue, "We... our dormitory Into the thief, do you know?"

His fingers dangled with his body, up and down very obtrusively.

Yang Yan pressed his hand down and asked, "What was stolen?"

"No... I don't know." Liang Tao said, "I haven't... haven't gone in yet."

Yang Yan: ...

He asked seriously, "How much did you drink?"

Liang Tao said angrily: "I'm not drunk, the dormitory has really been broken into by thieves."

He turned to face the door lock and pointed hard: "Look!"

So Yang Yan took a closer look and found that the door lock was not damaged at all as he imagined. If there was any damage, there were some scratches on the edge of the keyhole, but Yang Yan reckoned that it might be from himself, Liang Tao or Shang. The traces left by several generations of students.

Yang Yan said truthfully: "There is nothing."

Liang Tao hates iron but not steel: "Look at the keyhole, the keyhole! It's vertical!"

The lock hole of the dormitory door corresponds to the key. It is flat and the lock is indeed upright. However, perhaps because the door lock is old, the door lock of Yang Yan and his dormitory sometimes has the key stuck in the lock hole.After the key opens the door, it cannot be pulled out in a vertical position, and can only be turned half a turn.After doing so, the keyhole will take on a horizontal appearance, which will not change after closing the door.

Yang Yan understood what Liang Tao meant.Because the frequency of door lock jamming is not low, he and Liang Tao always used to turn half a turn first when pulling out the key to avoid the key getting stuck, so the keyholes in their dormitory are usually horizontal.

Not stuck, there are times when the key can be pulled out directly, but Liang Tao and Yang Yan are always too lazy to bump into this possibility.

So now that the door lock is upright, it is not unreasonable for Liang Tao to suspect that an outsider has entered the dormitory.

But Yang Yan still couldn't understand: "In order to let me see the vertical door lock, how many minutes did you blow cold wind at the door?"

"That's not the point!" Liang Tao waved his hand, showing the fearless spirit of a drunk, "If I go in, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I screwed the keyhole like this.... on the thief."

Yang Yan thought about it and admitted: "It makes sense."

He then asked, "So could it be that you pulled out the key directly when you entered the door in the afternoon?"

"No!" Liangtao replied irritably, "The entry key was still stuck in the afternoon. I pulled it out for a long time. I remember it very clearly!"

Yang Yan said, "It may be the dormitory supervisor's security inspection."

Liang Tao asked, "On Christmas?"

Yang Yan: ...

Yang Yan: "Go in first."

Unlock the door, and turn on the lights.

The light illuminates the dormitory, and at first glance it looks the same as usual, and the standard burglary scene of rummaging through boxes and cabinets does not appear.

Yang Yan glanced around and came to a conclusion.

Most likely it's a security check.

But Liang Tao still swears. Alcohol makes his nerves sensitive, and he sees that everything is wrong.

"Why did my pillow come out crooked? Did a thief make it... And the wardrobe door, how did it open? Let me see what I lost... Damn, why are my underwear missing!"

"No one will be interested in your underwear!" Yang Yan couldn't listen anymore, so he said something.

He took off his shoes and returned to his seat, his gaze casually swept across the table, and suddenly focused.

Is the mouse placed next to the computer?

Yang Yan frowned and recalled.

He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have put it next to the bookshelf before going out.