Embroidered Pillows and Paper Tigers

Li Shi'an, who slept through the night and put the unhappiness of last night behind him, was a little dazed when he went out early in the morning, because he didn't see Shen Yan.

When he took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message to Shen Yan, Li Shian realized that the other party had unilaterally "terminated the contract" with him when he saw the sentence "Let's not make up lessons from tomorrow. up.

Li Shi'an was annoyed by Shen Yan's grumpy temper yesterday, and when he got rid of yesterday's annoyance, he felt that Shen Yan's character was actually understandable, after all, the remarried family, the neighbor next door is still like that... Besides, he wanted to be with him Shen Yan is a friend, what can't be tolerated?

A man's mind is like the sea.

So he moved his thumb while going downstairs and sent it: [It doesn't count if you can't talk. If you say it's a month, it's a month, and you can't miss a day. Otherwise, I won't repair the phone, and you will pay me for a new one. 】

When Shen Yan just entered school, when he received this news, he was so excited that he squeezed the milk in his hand everywhere.

After Shen Yan sent that message last night, he never got a reply from Li Shi'an. He had imagined 180 times how Li Shi'an happily agreed to his follow-up "compensation plan", but he didn't expect to receive such a message early in the morning.

Asking himself, he actually doesn’t know why he lost his temper with Li Shi’an yesterday. Even if Li Shi’an wants to fall in love, it’s someone else’s private matter. Not to mention that they are just friends who have not known each other for a long time, even if they grew up together, they are really in love. He can't get in the way, if he insists on being awkward about these things, it can only be because he is an asshole and unreasonable.

However, being such a bastard and being so unreasonable, he was actually persuaded to stay by others.

Li Shi'an is the only person in these years who took the initiative to come forward and was pushed by him again and again but did not push away. Although he did not subconsciously push others away, he knew that Li Shi'an said that he was "difficult to get along with" at the beginning. mean.

Sometimes people get used to loneliness and think that they don’t need friends, just like a person who has never eaten sugar will never know what “sweetness” is like. Now he has finally tasted it, that is, no matter how badass you are. Li Yu, but the other party still chooses to forgive you, which means a lot to him.

Shen Yan held the half-sprinkled milk in one hand and the mobile phone in the other, standing at the school gate where people were coming and going, he couldn't tell whether he was happy or what, he always felt that everyone was light.

When Li Shi'an came to class that day, he was very honest. He didn't speak, and he didn't grind his buttocks with needles on the stool. This made Shen Yan, who was not usually calm, feel restless. Li Shi'an looked, Li Shi'an wouldn't even look back at him, Shen Yan almost felt that it was an illusion that Li Shi'an was still willing to continue studying with him, it was not real at all, so unreal that he had to take out his phone from time to time to see if Li Shi'an was right Sent that WeChat.

After confirming that Li Shi'an had indeed posted it, he wondered if Li Shi'an had regretted it?

The two spent the day as if they had exchanged roles. Finally, after school, Shen Yan didn't dare to sit on the one who got up from his seat first. It was Li Shi'an who got up first and asked him, "Aren't you going?"

Shen Yan followed Li Shi'an back home like a quiet big cat. Li Shi'an thought he was still angry. When he went back to do his homework, he didn't dare to act like a monster. He was very serious. He always sat in his seat as if he had been skinned and cramped. He actually sat in a model sitting posture.

And Shen Yan, who was really not used to Li Shi'an and only talked to him in one day, was not right anywhere, but the midterm exam was just around the corner, and there was very little homework on this day, and both of them finished it relatively early, and Li Shi'an's completed quality today was also relatively high , Shen Yan wanted to use the lecture topic to say a few more words to him, but he couldn't do it.

Li Shi'an packed his schoolbag and heaved a sigh of relief. He felt that today was really not easy. If he didn't talk much or do small movements for a day, he was going to be fine. Shen Yan is always satisfied with his performance today, right?

Seeing that it was still early, he casually mentioned it and said, "The mid-term exam tomorrow, I'll watch a movie to relax, do you want to come together?"

This proposal was brought to Shen Yan's heart. He was dawdling and didn't want to go back so early, so he immediately answered: "Yes."

There is no TV at home, and a projector connected to the computer is installed to watch movies. Li Shian usually watches more literary arts, but the boy of this age still has a certain degree of obscenity. Usually, he would not dare to watch a movie alone at home, but today Shen Yan agreed to stay, and he chose a zombie movie without saying a word.

Shen Yan didn't expect Li Shi'an's so-called relaxation to be so relaxed. He really didn't understand this person's brain circuit, but it didn't matter to him what he watched. Anyway, he is a person who is difficult to empathize with. Watching movies The same is true, no matter what type of film it is, it is difficult for him to substitute, so he can watch everything, neither likes nor dislikes anything.

Contrary to Shen Yan, Li Shi'an liked to watch movies when he was a child. He loved and feared horror movies at the same time. He usually made very comprehensive preparations before watching them. He would put the quilt on the sofa to cover his whole body, only showing a pair of eyes. After reading it, I felt that the world beyond the quilt was not safe, so I kept hiding in the quilt and could not come out.

Shen Yan is here today, he is embarrassed to be so cowardly, but when the camera jumps to an empty corridor, he regrets it, this kind of camera is often taken by surprise, first look at nothing, suddenly a zombie appears and scares people out of their urine Come.

Li Shi'an wished he could go back to the room immediately to move the quilt, and turned to look at Shen Yan, this guy was as serious as watching a math problem when watching a horror movie.

Li Shi'an: "..."

In order to relieve his nervousness, Li Shi'an decided to divert his attention. He was about to send a WeChat message to Lao Xie. As soon as his hand touched the phone, another slender and strong hand held it down. Shen Yan stared at the screen without squinting: "You You can’t even watch movies seriously, no wonder you can’t take classes seriously.”

You will die if you don't hurt others. I'm not serious, but I'm afraid. I'm afraid you don't understand!While Li Shi'an slandered angrily, he withdrew his hand embarrassingly, sat upright and continued to watch.

"Come closer if you're afraid." Shen Yan said suddenly.

Li Shi'an froze for a moment, could this person read minds?After hesitating for two seconds between being frightened to death and confessing his weakness, he buried his head on Shen Yan's back with complete disbelief, and after a while he asked, "Has the zombie come out?"

After three seconds, Shen Yan replied: "It's come out."

As soon as Li Shi'an raised his head, he saw a horrific scene, followed by a loud roar that almost knocked him off the sofa.

"Your uncle!" Li Shi'an grabbed a pillow and threw it towards Shen Yan, and then before Shen Yan could react, the whole person threw himself on him, and the two of them laughed and fought on the sofa until they both fell to the ground in unison just give up.

Shen Yan's hair was rubbed into a chicken coop by Li Shi'an's dog paws. Li Shi'an laughed wildly and picked up his phone to record his embarrassment. The blush on Shen Yan's cheeks was particularly obvious on the screen of the phone. Yinhong, with black eyes, she looks like a bullied little lady in a soap opera.

"Wait, wait, let me take a picture!" Shen Yan was about to get up, when Li Shi'an felt nauseous for a moment, went up and grabbed Shen Yan's collar and pulled it hard. The left shoulder was exposed, and then Li Shi'an quickly took a few "pornographic photos" with a lot of sex.

In broad daylight, as a man being stripped of his clothes by another man, if someone else Shen Yan might really beat him to the ground, he quickly pulled back his clothes, and Li Shi'an had already jumped onto the sofa with his mobile phone in his hands, screaming ghostly: " Wow——Shen Xueba's exclusive private room photo, all the girls in the school are going crazy, believe it or not, I rely on this to get rich?"

Shen Yan: "..."

Li Shi'an flicked through the photos just taken a few times, and suddenly felt that the room was terribly quiet except for the sound of the movie. When he looked up, Shen Yan's face was stinking again, and Li Shi'an quickly jumped off the sofa and said, "Just kidding, I deleted it, can I delete it all?"

The zombies in the movie are still performing hard, but the atmosphere in the room has changed from horror to weirdness. Li Shi'an and Lao Xie are used to it, and they didn't grasp the speed for a while, thinking that Shen Yan might be angry again.

Sure enough, the next second he heard Shen Yan stand up and say, "I should go back."

Li Shi'an: "..."

Seeing Shen Yan pick up his schoolbag and go to the hall to change his shoes, Li Shi'an chased after him two steps: "No, you won't be really angry, right? I really deleted it."

To be honest, Li Shi'an said that he wanted to give Shen Yan's photo to all the girls in the school, and he wanted this to make a fortune. Shen Yan was really angry, but for some reason, when he put the pair of fingerless cotton slippers back in the shoe cabinet, he was all angry. It disappeared in an instant, and he turned around and said, "Why are you so angry, it's time to go home."

When the door was closed, Li Shi'an breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he turned on the phone and said to himself: "I'm not angry, I won't delete it if I'm not angry."

The next day's mid-term exam came as scheduled, and Li Shi'an felt dizzy and dizzy after the whole exam, feeling unprecedentedly strenuous, and even after the exam, he felt that he probably didn't answer very well in many parts.However, after three days, his grades turned out to be unexpectedly good. He was ranked 45th in his grade. According to this ranking, he could be re-arranged into Class [-], and he was only three places away from the goal Li Qishan set for him.

Li Shi'an was excited, and the sequelae of staying with Lao Xie for a long time came out. He hugged Shen Yan and gave a loud "bah", although he didn't really stick to his face, it was enough for classmate Shen Yan to blush.

After hearing Li Shi'an's ranking this time, Lao Xie was greatly stimulated, and when he turned his head to see this scene, he almost had a heart attack: "You..." He pointed at Li Shi'an in distress, "You are a mess from beginning to end. Abandoned, a flirtatious lover who wants to change after seeing a difference! I have only moved away for a few days, and you are on good terms with him?"

Li Shi'an and Shen Yan looked at each other, both pretending to be serious and innocent, as if they were saying, where did this neuropathy come from?

On the podium, Zhuang Jing was already praising a classmate who was on par with Xueba. Although they didn't name them, everyone knew that it was Li Shi'an.

Zhu He is also going crazy this time. There is Shen Yan in front who can't catch up no matter how hard he tries. "How have you learned recently?"

"Why, do you want to learn from me, who is 24, in grade 45?" Li Shi'an deliberately played around with Zhu He.

Zhu He is never ashamed to ask: "No, I'm curious how you can improve so quickly? Is there any good way?"

Li Shi'an took out the "thick" book that Shen Yan gave him from the belly of the table, and slapped Zhu He in front of him: "My shortcoming is mathematics, that's all I need!"

Zhu He picked it up like a treasure and flipped through it casually. Li Shi’an had already finished one-third of the two-finger-thick book, and one-third was a dense problem-solving process. "Oh My God!"

After flipping through Zhu He roughly, he saw that the whole exercise book was full of mistakes and corrected a lot, but the problem is that Li Shi'an used to ask him the questions in the books for a long time, how did he correct these wrong questions?

Zhu He glanced suspiciously at Li Shi'an, then at Shen Yan, as if he understood something: "You two are studying together?"

"Ah."

Li Shi'an had never told Zhu He and Lao Xie that Shen Yan was actually his neighbor. Just as the showdown was about to take place, Lao Xie said in a daze, "What? You two still have an affair after school?"

Usually, Li Shi'an and Lao Xie were full of talk, you ran over and I ran over, but today this joke was counted as the second time, knowing Shen Yan's piss, Li Shi'an was afraid that he would get angry, so he quickly asked Lao Xie to stop: "Shut up, I don't love you anymore. Zhu He, take care of your pets, I will send you a copy of the same exercise."

Zhu He, who was immersed in studying the exercise book, did not look up. He found that this book was to check for gaps in basic knowledge, and he didn’t need the whole book, so he said: “No need to send it. Copy down all the questions from the meeting."

Li Shi'an slapped the table: "Deal!"

Old Xie poked his neck and howled: "Hey, who are you talking about as a pet? Believe it or not, I broke up with you two..." Before he finished speaking, Li Shi'an reached out and pinched his chattering mouth into a duck's mouth, feeling inexplicably happy.

Shen Yan, who was as quiet as a chicken at the side, watched them come and go to entertain each other every day. At first, he always felt that the three of them were imbecile and disdained to be with them. Gradually, he got used to it. Sometimes, Shen Yan even felt that maybe One day when he thinks these three are cute, he might become one of them.

Thinking about it is really chilling.

The author has something to say: I seem to have discovered my own problem, and I realized it later.There will definitely be improvements in the next book, come on.