Embroidered Pillows and Paper Tigers

Zhuang Jing ordered the representatives of each subject to hand out the new books, and there was no class on the day of registration. The first year of Experimental High School was not compulsory for self-study in the evening except for the boarding students, so the day students took the books and went to the wild.

Li Shi'an and Lao Xie were both day students, and they were about to leave when they heard the sound of a blackboard eraser being slapped heavily on the podium, and then heard Yu Qiao from the class say from the podium: "Everyone, don't rush away! Weather, tonight the whole class will be karaoke together, today I will treat you!" After speaking, he pointed to Li Shi'an and added, "Li Shi'an, don't come!"

The class heard that someone had invited K-singers to stay, and then heard that Yu Qiao actually greeted Li Shi'an, and immediately looked over with gossip.

Li Shi'an actually had a feud with Yu Qiao. The two of them had a relationship in the first semester of high school. At that time, Yu Qiao, who was a sports committee member, joined the school's basketball team and won prizes in competitions with other schools, fighting for the school. Because of this, he is very arrogant and arrogant.

Li Shi'an, Lao Xie, and the rest of the class played together on the day when they had a good time. It is reasonable to say that the court is first-come, first-served, but the basketball team thinks that the court belongs to him.

As a member of the basketball team and a classmate, Yu Qiao came out to negotiate. He insisted on refusing to speak human words, and reduced everyone except the school boy's team to rubbish. He also felt that Li Shi'an didn't give him face. .

It was the second time in Li Shi'an's life that he had a fight with someone, and the trouble went to the school's political and educational department. Parents were invited to take the lead. Li Qishan, who was honored to be invited to the political and educational department for the first time in his lifetime, was very shocked, but he was very impressed with Li Shi'an's education. They don't make troubles and are not afraid of troubles. They just asked their son "who will do it first", and after getting the answer, they wished to applaud their son.

In the end, the father and son were sent back to reflect for three days under the saddened eyes of the director of the Political and Educational Office. Li Qishan then took Li Shi'an to the beach to surf.

I don't want to go abroad to play Li Shi'an, and in the end because of Li Qishan's busy work, the three-day vacation was shortened to one day, but I have to say that Li Qishan can really be called a good father of the nation.

Although Li Qishan let Li Shi'an go, but the director of the Political and Education Office has not yet, on the Monday after the fight between Li Shi'an and Yu Qiao, after the two were forced to raise the national flag, they demonstrated what socialism is in front of the whole school. Brotherhood, embraced one another.

It's no big deal to watch the fun under the national flag stage, seeing the two hugging each other and shouting "kiss one".

When Li Shian came down from the national flag stand, he said to Lao Xie: "I haven't hugged my daughter-in-law before, let's hug him first!" Lao Xie pouted and teased him: "Why don't I hug you to comfort your fragile heart hug?"

Because of this sentence, Li Shi'an was stunned for three days and did not dare to look at Lao Xie.

Time has changed, Li Shi'an didn't feel so displeased when he came to see Yu Qiao. Since it was a treat for someone who didn't deal with him, he had made up his mind not to go, but who knows what kind of trick that idiot is doing today to greet him.

Although Li Shi'an didn't want to cause trouble, it seemed that he was not arrogant enough in front of the whole class. He said, "Go, definitely."

The old Xie turned his head and lowered his voice and said, "Hey, what does he mean?"

"How the hell do I know?" Li Shi'an rubbed a handful of short-inch hair, the hair that was just shaved the day before yesterday was stuck in his hands.

"Why do I think he is uneasy and kind? Does he still hold grudges?" Lao Xie continued.

Li Shi'an gave him a white look: "Big Qiu, he will take the art test class next semester, and you won't be in the same class with him."

Old Xie said, "I'm not in the same class as him, what about you?"

"I don't know yet, let's not talk about it." Li Shi'an had a toothache for a moment, and he slumped back to his seat, only to realize that his new deskmate had long since disappeared, "He ran pretty fast."

While muttering in his heart, he saw Zhu He in front of him quietly wrapping old newspapers and new books, and said to Lao Xie: "Call Zhu He, and order twenty fruit plates to eat the poor boy!"

Zhu He is the kind of good student who is hardworking, simple and diligent, and will never whisper to others in class. As Li Shi'an's front desk and Xie Chenxian's deskmate, he has always had a good relationship with them. The three of them are an iron triangle. He shook his head at Li Shi'an's suggestion: "Don't dare, it's too late and I can't get in the dormitory."

Only then did Li Shi'an remember Zhu He's residence at the school, but he didn't give up: "There are so many students in the class who live on campus, and there are so many people that they can't go back to the dormitory? Just say they were detained."

"How can there be detention on the first day of school?" Lao Xie seemed to feel that Li Shi'an's reason was a bit far-fetched, but he was gouged out as soon as he said it.

Li Shi'an has already resorted to torture, grabbing Zhu He's arm: "Little Zhu Zhu, why don't you go~~~"

"Don't pull me..." An old newspaper of Zhu He was almost torn apart by Li Shi'an, but in the end it couldn't resist Li Shi'an's hard work, so he shook his goosebumps and compromised, "Okay, go, go, let me go first ! It's torn!"

The final result was that except for a few honest girls and the newcomer Shen Yan, almost everyone in the class went.

Li Shi'an belongs to the kind of person who has no musical talent at all. He can sing a song in several tunes without any repetition. In KTV, he usually plays dice, but today he doesn't play, and has been dragging Zhu He to chat in the corner After realizing that a pair of eyes were always staring at him, he was about to retreat, but he was blocked as soon as he stood up.

Tang Doudou was blocking people, and she was standing in front of Zhu He's feet. Zhu He, who was here to accompany him, felt uncomfortable in such a luxurious place. Although he knew that Tang Doudou approached to talk to Li Shi'an, he still Nervously and embarrassingly, he retracted the legs that were originally under the table.

Tang Doudou glanced at the bottom of his feet, and then grabbed Li Shi'an: "When I entered school today, what did I tell you to run?"

"Is there? I didn't hear it." Li Shi'an had an expression of "I don't recognize what you've done to me."

"Then I call you now, can you hear me?"

The two were talking to the loud music in the KTV at this time. Li Shijian digged his ears pretendingly, and deliberately raised his voice to pretend he couldn't hear: "Ah? What?"

Seeing Tang Doudou's attitude, Li Shi'an saw him as if he saw a scourge. Miss Tang had never been wronged before, so she dragged him out of the private room to ask for an explanation: "Come out with me, I have something to ask you."

"No, heroine, giantess, be more reserved..." Tang Doudou is about 1.7 meters tall, and the girl looks taller. She looks about the same as Li Shi'an, and her strength seems to be not small. Li Shi'an's shoulders were exposed when she was dragged , hurriedly pulled back the collar of his T-shirt that had been dragged out of shape, and was able to keep his innocence.

Some students started booing immediately after seeing this scene: "Li Shi'an, you just follow Doudou!"

All the students who hadn’t seen this voice came over, and they all followed suit. Li Shi’an was speechless, thinking that it’s okay to go out, and talk to Tang Doudou so that she doesn’t bother her, who knows that she just stood up and got stuck. Under the strangely shaped stool at KTV, Tang Doudou on the other side grabbed him and maintained an awkward posture.

"Tang Doudou, let go!"

After Li Shi'an shouted, the music suddenly stopped, and the box suddenly became quiet, the door opened, and Yu Qiao stood outside the door with a waiter carrying beer.

Seeing the two people who were in a stalemate inside, Yu Qiao's face was full of smugness that a teenager couldn't hide, he directly skipped over a melon-eating crowd and said, "Hey, our Princess Doudou has been killed by Li Shi'an again!" Bully?"

In the end she bullied me or I bullied her, are you blind?Li Shian said in peace, but said: "Who bullied her?"

"Why didn't you bully me? You see, Doudou's tears are about to fall."

The light in the KTV was dim, and Li Shi'an couldn't tell if Tang Doudou was really crying, but he felt flustered when he heard Yu Qiao say this, especially after Yu Qiao said this, Tang Doudou let go of his collar.

"You guys play as you want," Yu Qiao said to Li Shi'an while greeting everyone, "It's not okay to bully girls, Li Shi'an, look at making Doudou cry, you have to punish yourself three cups for this wave Come and apologize."

Li Shi'an said that the fuck will be fined?I'll punish you grandma, but if he faces Tang Doudou, it's better to drink: "Punish, punish, punish!"

Yu Qiao unceremoniously filled three cups, Li Shi'an picked up the cup and drank it without hesitation, put down the cup after drinking, and ran out without saying a word.

Knowing that Li Shi'an was going to urinate, Yu Qiao quickly raised his foot to block the person, and immediately turned dark: "You go to the bathroom after two fucking drinks, Li Shi'an, do you have a bad kidney?"

Li Shi'an gritted his teeth, wanting him to experience whether his kidneys are good or not. Who knows, Yu Qiao laughed again, "Why are you running away? Why haven't you had a drink yet? We had a fight last semester, one class, and finished the fight." Just pass, don’t fight, don’t know each other, come, come.”

He put down the half-empty wine bottle in his hand, picked up the beer bottles in the box and opened the caps.

Lao Xie and Zhu He looked at the opening of more and more beer bottles and thought about why Yu Qiao specially greeted Li Shi'an today.

Tang Doudou didn't speak all the time, but seeing the table full of unpacked beer now, she knew that Yu Qiao wasn't trying to vent her anger: "Hey, Yu Qiao, what do you mean? Who told you to order the wine, are you an adult? "

Yu Qiao was taken aback, and then pretended to be innocent and said: "What do you mean? From now on, it means to unite and love Shi'an to build a harmonious new society together! Shi'an, don't you think so?" He rubbed Li Shi'an's shoulder pretending to be intimate, "Come out Do you want to drink? Today I treat guests, you come, you are friends, but friends don’t drink my wine, if you don’t drink, you will lose face.”

As soon as Yu Qiao saw Li Shi'an, he felt that he was holding a breath in his chest and had nothing to say. He was in the period of probation at school, and he would be soft if he couldn't be tough. He made up his mind to torment Li Shi'an.

"Who cares that you invited me? Hurry up and put it down, don't open it again!" Tang Doudou said and snatched the bottle opener from Yu Qiao's hand.

A few boys who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal started to boo: "Oh, Doudou, Shi'an hasn't gotten married yet, so he's just protecting him. If he gets married in the future, he will have to be locked up at home to prevent him from coming out!"

Liu Xin, who had a good time with Yu Qiao, also came out to make friends with him at this time: "What's the matter with drinking some wine? Doudou, you look down on Shi'an too much, right? What can a few bottles of beer do to him?"

Tang Doudou glared at Liu Xin fiercely, Yu Qiao pretended not to see it, he was refuted by Tang Doudou, but he didn't vent his anger on Tang Doudou, he just asked Li Shi'an: "How is it? Turn hostility into friendship, drink?"

Li Shi'an knew that Yu Qiao had always had a bad tone in his heart. If he couldn't succeed today, this bastard might have to trip him up one day. He was not afraid to fight anyone to the end, but when he remembered that fight, Li Qishan took him out The phrase "Our Shi'an has always been a sensible child" that I played with said, I feel that many things can actually be endured.

He had seen Li Qishan humiliate others because of the factory's sewage problem. It was really called being rubbed on the ground for his life. What kind of grievance did he suffer from this little grievance at school?

As long as you don't cause trouble for your father, it's fine to drink a few bottles so that Yuqiao won't bother him anymore, isn't it just to make a fool of yourself in front of Tang Doudou?He also wished that Tang Doudou would not bother him from now on.

He broke free from Yu Qiao's hand on his shoulder: "How do you drink it?"

"Half a person." Yu Qiao said.

"Hey, do you really want to drink?" Lao Xie worriedly gave Li Shi'an a hand, and even Zhu He cast a dissuading look.

Tang Doudou finally couldn't take it anymore: "Tomorrow is the first day of school, do you want to be carried into school!"

But as if no one heard this sentence, Li Shi'an took a bottle of beer in his hand and asked, "Can I leave after drinking?"

"Yes!" Yu Qiao smiled maliciously, as if he was sure that Li Shi'an would not be able to leave the door of the box vertically.

As he wished, Li Shi'an did not get out straight.

He was a young man who didn't know much about the world, but he drank too much this night after eating two bottles of beer. Li Shi'an vomited and did not forget to greet the ancestors of Yu Qiao's family one by one.

Fortunately, Comrade Li Qishan did not go home when Lao Xie sent him back, so he escaped unharmed.

When Li Shi'an woke up the next day, he remembered that he was drunk by Yu Qiao, and when he saw Lao Xie in the classroom, he didn't forget to ask Yu Qiao how he was last night.

Old Xie turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly at him: "There is nothing wrong with him, but you are so fucking drunk that you can't tell the difference between humans and animals."

Li Shi'an was very puzzled: "Why is there no distinction between humans and animals?"

"Originally, Tang Doudou was worried and wanted to take you home with me... just throw you on the chair by the side of the road when calling for a taxi. Who the hell knows that there are people walking their dogs in the middle of the night, so you rush to hug that Husky said, 'Doudo, we are really not suitable for each other', Tang Doudou's face turned green..."

Li Shi'an raised his forehead, he didn't know that he still had this problem when he was drunk, he hoped Tang Doudou would ignore him for a while after this incident.

Old Xie continued to murmur: "This Yu Qiao is too stingy, I can remember things from last semester to this semester."

Li Shi'an closed his eyes and rubbed his temples and said, "Are you stupid, can't you see that he likes Tang Doudou?"

Lao Xie's muddy head was instantly cleared by this, and he slapped the table heavily: "I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that he asked you to go with me, but I didn't know that he actually wanted you Make a fool of yourself in front of Doudou."

Li Shi'an's face was pale and his nerves were fragile, and he couldn't stand his surprise: "Shut up, Mrs. Xianglin."

Aunt Xianglin didn't want to shut up, so she pulled Li Shi'an to chatter endlessly: "I said why did he get into a fight with you, did he compete for the basketball court and fight with us because of Doudou?"

"Why don't you go and ask him yourself?" Li Shi'an's head hurt so badly that Li Shi'an wished he could bang his head on the table hard.

"Last night when you were drunk, Tang Doudou lost his temper with him, wouldn't he hate you even more?" Li Shi'an had already ignored Lao Xie, and Lao Xie just talked to himself.

At this moment, the class bell rang, and Li Shian's new classmate Shen Yan came late by stepping on the bell, so Lao Xie had no choice but to turn around and stop chattering.

Then came Zhuang Jing. Zhuang Jing was holding a stack of test papers in her hand. As soon as she entered the door, she announced the school's old rules of opening and taking a test.

Banri wailed.

It was only at this moment that Xie Chen realized the seriousness of Zhuang Jing asking him to change seats. He didn't expect Zhu He, a study committee member as upright as Bao Qingtian, to save him. He turned his head and said pitifully to Li Shi'an, "Save me!" , brother, I regard you as the grass of the Milky Way."

Li Shi'an took out the pencil case with one hand, and kept the other hand on his temple: "Who said yesterday that we will see the outcome at the end of the semester?"

"You have to let me live to the end first, right?"

This reason is quite reasonable, Li Shi'an spread his hands: "I didn't read a book during the winter vacation, I practiced painting."

After saying this sentence, Li Shi'an inadvertently caught a glimpse of a strange and unpredictable sneer on the face of the new tablemate next door, but he turned his head and saw nothing on that delicate and flawless face.

The basic test is only a test of language, and Li Shi'an threw away his pen after the test and went straight to sleep through the last self-study class in the afternoon. It was only after school that he was able to slow down a little. After he recovered, he remembered his scribbles during the test and the progress Li Qishan proposed. With the request of twenty people, I feel that I will finish it sooner or later.