Embroidered Pillows and Paper Tigers

It has been a few days since Shen Yan moved to this "new home" with his mother, Qu Ya, but he still can't get used to standing in front of this "home". .

In his opinion, it seems easier to open the doors of those hotels or small hotels where he stayed when he was in exile, because he doesn’t have to worry about someone sitting inside who doesn’t welcome him at all, but because of his relationship with Qu Ya, he has to make false claims with him. man.

This time he still closed his eyes and took a deep breath, praying that it would be best for that man not to be at home, and that it would be best for Qu Ya to go out together, but before he could finish his prayers in his heart, he heard someone behind him Call him.

When he was completely immersed in his own psychological world, any sound would make him jump. When Shen Yan heard his name, his heart skipped a beat, and his first reaction was "Fortunately, it's not Fu Youcheng".

It wasn't Fu Youcheng, and it wasn't Qu Ya. When he turned around and saw Li Shi'an, Shen Yan's face, which was always as cold as porcelain, was also a little surprised.

Qu Ya always taught him to be polite to others, and his mind told him to say hello at this moment, but his lips didn't move. He even thought: Why should I say hello?Because he is my deskmate or because he helped me?What should I say in greeting?Am I overwhelmed by the little things I have to say?

So his astonished eyes gradually became indifferent, and his whole body showed a kind of arrogance that was cold to the bone, and he entered the room without saying anything.

Li Shi'an just stood there, he couldn't see that there was such a serious scene when Shen Yan was stunned on the door, the whole thing seemed to be that he came up to say hello obsessively, and then the door was slammed down.

Depend on!I have never seen such a tempered person in my life. There is an aura of "I don't want to communicate with you and other mortals" all over my body, and I am extremely arrogant.

Li Shi'an yelled out in surprise just now, but now that he thinks about it, he wished he could go back in time and sew his mouth shut. This kind of person is still as far away from death as possible.

He suddenly remembered the bad record of the neighbor next door in the past few years. If the person who moved in was a passer-by, A, B, C, maybe he could still have some sympathy, but he really couldn't sympathize with this extraordinary new deskmate. , If you don't curse, you deserve to be kind.

But 1 minute later, the sympathy that could not be consumed was left to himself, because when Li Qishan opened the door of his house, he found tragically that Comrade Li Qishan had not come back to cook for him.

Li Shi'an had no choice but to go out and find a noodle restaurant. He took a few bites and thought it was not bad. Except for a little minced beef and a little bit of MSG, everything else was acceptable. Of course, he thought it might be because he was too hungry.

When he was picking things out of his bowl, Lao Xie sent him a video. Li Shi'an had already forgotten about Lao Xie and the others going to Dongshan barbecue today, and picked it up without thinking. The classmate on the other end of the phone Encouraged by Lao Xie, they shouted in unison: Li Shi'an, barbecue!

Then the camera scanned the sizzling pork belly, pork ribs, chicken wings...

Livestock!The noodles in the bowl suddenly became unscented.

"Thank you, I want to break up with you!" Li Shi'an yelled and hung up the video.

Of course, having been with an unreliable good friend like Lao Xie for many years, the urge to break up with him would happen every so often. Neither of them took it seriously, and they forgot about it when they went to school on Monday.

When Li Shi'an entered the classroom with light steps due to lack of sleep, a person hit him from behind. He was hit so hard that he felt like he was going to fly out. Only when the person turned his head did Li Shi'an see that it was Yu. bridge.

There were wounds on Yu Qiao's face and forehead. Obviously, he didn't make any money when he troubled Shen Yan that day, and he was very upset. He gave Li Shi'an a look before walking to his seat.

"It deserves it." Li Shi'an felt secretly relieved, Yu Qiao and Shen Yan, one was not a good bird, the other was arrogant and rude, he really couldn't sympathize with either of them.

After returning to his seat, the representatives of various subjects in the classroom were collecting homework. Li Shi'an slapped his head and realized that he had forgotten all about his homework. , I forgot to write, there will never be a next time.”

Zhu He, as a study committee member, is naturally not ashamed of the bad habit of copying homework. Usually, his classmates would justly refuse to borrow from him, but gradually no one cares about him.

Li Shi'an was grabbing the straw closest to him first, and didn't hold out hope that Zhu He would lend him. His eyes had already started searching for other borrowers in the classroom. Unexpectedly, Zhu He looked back at him and said, "You copied Lao Xie." Yes, he copied mine."

Um?Li Shi'an didn't have time to ask if he came out from the west today, so he looked at Lao Xie first.

He always forgot to do his homework two or three times a semester because he was too playful, so he is not really a "recidivist", but since he wanted to copy, he never thanked the old man based on the principle of not copying the homework of people with lower grades than himself. I want to pass, but at this moment, Lao Xie has raised the notebook at him with a wretched face: "You can copy it, call Dad!"

It was rare for Lao Xie to catch this kind of opportunity, so he had to take advantage of it.

"You want to humiliate me with your personality and make your spring and autumn dream come true," Li Shi'an jumped up at the table, glaring at Lao Xie, and then called out in a straight voice, "Dad!"

The turning point came too fast, and Lao Xie didn't react for a while.

There are only 5 minutes left before class, and the class representative who is waiting to collect homework has already come to him: "Hand in your homework, you two actors."

"Wait for me for 3 minutes!" Li Shi'an grabbed Lao Xie's homework and began to copy it at a high speed. When copying, he didn't forget to copy two steps wrongly.

The chair next to him was suddenly pulled away, Li Shi'an glanced at Shen Yan while copying it, but unexpectedly met Xueba with a look of disdain.

"..."

The grades are so good, I am also No.1 in the class when I enter the school!Li Shi'an slandered while copying.

At this moment, Shen Yan handed the homework to the math class representative who was waiting at the desk of the two of them to collect the homework. The class representative was a girl named Qian Xiaoyu, and her girlish heart did not match her rigid status as a math class representative. As soon as he took Shen Yan's homework, he exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Wow~Student Shen Yan not only has good grades, but also writes well!"

"Fart, mathematics is all numbers and symbols, and 10 of the 8 words written in total are 'solutions'. You can tell if it's good or not." Li Shi'an continued to swear in his heart, but his hands kept on, and his eyes didn't forget to look at it. Shen Yan glanced at his homework, and then said bitterly, "It's not good enough to scream, girls are just exaggerating."

Facing the girl's praise, the deity who was praised didn't seem to be touched much, and still had an expression of nothing to do with it. He took out a wet towel and wiped the table and chairs, and finally put the books and stationery on the table in an orderly manner.

Li Shi'an predicted that Shen Yan's clean-looking operations would cause Qian Xiaoyu a rainbow fart, so he quickly stuffed the copied homework into her hand: "Go slowly, class representative!" Fake laugh.

Qian Xiaoyu glared at him. He stepped on the class bell and went to the office to hand in his homework.

In the first Chinese class, before the teacher came in, Li Shi'an kicked on Lao Xie's chair, and Lao Xie turned his head with a mean smile: "What's the matter, son?"

Li Shi'an: "..."

Even Shen Yan's hand holding the book was almost slippery. He was unfortunately at the same table with Li Shi'an. After a few days, he deeply felt the provocative speech and behavior of these two mentally handicapped children. It's "son" and "father", and I don't know what will become in a few days.

The Chinese teacher has already come in with a book in one hand and a teacup in the other. The conversation between Li Shi'an and Lao Xie has turned to "underground".Actually copied homework for you? 】

Lao Xie replied to him: [Tang Doudou gave Lao Zhu a pair of shoes, what does this count? 】

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Tang Doudou, is this a diversion target?Li Shi'an felt that happiness came like a tornado, if it wasn't for class, he would jump up.

However, Lao Xie revealed the essence of the phenomenon: [Tang Doudou will not catch up with you, and you plan to start the strategy with the few of us who have played well?Why don't you attack me?Sugar-coated cannonballs are firing at me, I will give up revolution and embrace capitalism every minute!Lao Li, it's all up to you to use your hue to help your brothers out of poverty! 】

There was also a tongue sticking emoji behind the long string of words. Li Shi'an really wanted to take off his shoes and slap him in the face when he saw his cheap look, but he couldn't do it because he was in class.

He tilted his body and saw through Zhu He's thin body that there was really a shoe box in the belly of the table. Judging from the brand, it was indeed something that only Miss Tang would be willing to give away.

Miss Tang's pair of brand-name sneakers is nothing, but Zhu He's here is a huge sum of money. Li Shi'an doesn't know what kind of wind Tang Doudou is, but he finds it strange that Zhu He is willing to accept this gift.

Zhu He came from the mountains, and his mother worked in the city to support him in school. Li Shi’an didn’t know exactly what he did, but judging from Zhu He’s daily food and clothing expenses and the degree to which the head teacher urged him to pay tuition and miscellaneous fees every time, he earned what he deserved. not much.

Once, seeing that the outer plastic shell of Zhu He’s pen was cracked, Li Shi’an gave Zhu He a pen he picked up from a pile of famous brand pens in Li Qishan, but Zhu He refused to ask for it. I don’t know where to get another discarded pen The plastic case of the pen, the thread does not match and can't be screwed to the end, and it is still used now.

At this moment, Li Shi'an's doubts about "why Zhu He is willing to accept Tang Doudou's shoes" are greater than "why Tang Doudou wants to give Zhu He shoes", but the whole class is twisted on the chair like a needle under his buttocks By twisting away, he has seriously disturbed the deskmate next door.

Feeling a beam of light shooting at him, Li Shi'an looked at Shen Yan, and Shen Yan was also looking at him expressionlessly, but Li Shi'an had already tasted a lot from that look.

In any case, it is very immoral to disturb other people's study in class. Of course, if the deskmate is Lao Xie, that's another story.Li Shi'an had already put his promise to Li Qishan behind him. At this moment, he naturally took out his mobile phone and connected the earphone cable, then put the earphone cable through the sleeve of his coat and put it on his ears to start watching a movie.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, the classroom immediately became noisy. Zhu He turned his head and looked at Li Shi'an, as if he had something to say but didn't know how to say it.

"Look at me, are you addicted to my appearance?" Li Shi'an took off one earphone.

Hearing such shameless words, Lao Xie also turned his head.

Zhu He looked at the two, pointed to the shoebox in the belly of the table and asked in a low voice: "I just want to ask... what should I do with this thing?"

Li Shi'an and Lao Xie looked at each other. In fact, they were also curious about how Zhu He would accept the things from Tang Doudou when he was always unfriendly. Zhu He has always been thin-skinned. They wanted to ask but were afraid that Zhu He would feel that they were interfering in people's private affairs and were holding back. , I didn't expect Zhu He's cutie to come to the door by herself.

Lao Xie laughed and said, "What should I do? You don't want such things as pie in the sky, you are stupid..."

Li Shi'an naturally thought that Zhu He didn't want it, so he yelled at Old Xie, "Shut up!" Then he said to Zhu He, "There's nothing to do, just return it to her if you don't want it."

Zhu He buried his head in serious thought for a while, and said, "Girl, it's not good to lose face, I... I'll find a chance in private to pay her back."

After he stammered, his face turned red to the base of his neck.

Seeing his honesty, Li Shi'an thought he was so cute: "Anyway, you decide what she gives you. In fact, we are just curious why she gave you something suddenly. I remember that you and Tang Doudou couldn't say a word for a semester, right?" ?”

Zhu He was a little embarrassed, but he didn't want to hide anything in front of Li Shi'an and Lao Xie. He just stretched out one foot from under the table, and Li Shi'an and Lao Xie understood everything.

The pair of too long canvas shoes on Zhu He's feet didn't match his short stature at all, because he bought two sizes too big because he was afraid that his feet would grow too fast when buying them.The shoes have been worn for more than a year, but the feet have not grown to the point where they can't be worn, but there is a place where the thread has come off.

On the night of the KTV singing, when Tang Doudou stepped over Zhu He's legs to pull Li Shi'an, he paused for a moment. Zhu He was very embarrassed. He was afraid that Tang Doudou would see his shoes, and then he felt that the lights in the KTV were dim and Tang Doudou should can not see.

It wasn't until he received this pair of shoes that Zhu He realized how vulnerable his poor self-esteem was.

Zhu He ignored the two idiots beside him, and buried his head in the book again.