I get slapped by idols every day

My name is Cheng Xian, and I am the lead singer of a first-line male group in China.

In the eyes of fans, I am indifferent and noble, as if I am a god who has no desires and needs, and does not eat the fireworks of the world, but only I know that in fact, I am just too lazy to manage my expressions.

I am also human, of course I have desires and secrets.

My secret is a little hard to tell, I am actually the "mother fan" of Lin Xingmo, the rapper of our opposite boy group.

Oh, "Mom fan" is a type of fan who regards idols as sons and shouts "Mom loves you" every day. It does not mean that I am a woman.

You ask why not called "Dad fan"?因为喊“爸爸爱你”听起来像骂人，容易被揍。

I'm very busy at work every day, and I don't have a lot of time to chase stars.But in my spare time, I always open Weibo Chaochao to see what Lin Xingmo has announced recently.

I'm also used to being nympho with a group of little girls every day, calling him nasty "Little Lu Baby", or complaining about the company's unfair treatment of him.

For example, repost something on the Weibo trumpet, "Garbage company! Don't draw eyeliner on my baby, okay!" "My baby eat more, you are too thin!" "There are too few parts in Xiaolu. Is the fact that Lin Xingmo is the most popular member of your group okay!" and so on.

Lin Xingmo is actually a man with many disasters and disasters. Their company blindly set him up as an evil, charming and bad boy, but he obviously has a pair of pure eyes, even if he wears thick eyeliner, he can't hide him. of innocence.

But...it is undeniable that Xie Mei's innocence is even more itchy.

Lin Xingmo is very thin - I have seen him, he is so thin that the butterfly bones on his back are very clear, which makes me always want to stuff food into his mouth when I see him.

But I hold back every time.

Being a "mother fan" for a long time actually has disadvantages.

For example, when he confessed to me, in addition to being surprised and delighted, the biggest feeling in my heart was "How can Baby Xiaolu confess to a strange man you don't know at all!"

Even if the strange man who was confessed was me.

Later, it took me a long time to turn my status as a "mother fan" into a "boyfriend fan".

But I was too busy with work and never had a chance to see him again.

I saw him again, at the hotel.

When I came out of the private room next to him, I saw him leaning on the wall and staggering towards the bathroom. It seemed that he had drunk too much.

I was about to go up to help him, but when I passed the door of his private room, I saw Li Cong sitting inside.

Who is Li Cong? He is a well-known sex player in the circle.

I suddenly trembled.

Never before, he revealed his father's identity and made a deal with him.

As a result of the transaction, I won, but I was also drunk.

I can't remember what happened afterwards, I only vaguely remember seeing Lin Xingmo when I was on the bed.

Then I used the transfiguration spell from Harry Potter "eyeofrabbit, harpstringhurn, turnthis...bedintopathway!"

I was at home alone since I was a child, and when I wanted my parents to come back, I would call this spell. It has been used countless times, but it has never appeared once.

But unexpectedly, the magic worked this time, and Lin Xingmo really appeared in front of me.

When I woke up alone later, I realized that it might have been a dream.

After all, how could magic really exist.

Later, something happened to Lin Xingmo's group, and I was very worried about him.

I knew the address of his home a long time ago, and I also know that he is hiding at home now.

Buy vegetables, knock on his door, cook, watch him finish his meal, and express his heart.

It seems to go with the flow.

God knows how nervous I was.

Fortunately, though, he accepted me.

Get what you want.

In this world, there should be nothing more beautiful than these four words.

The author has something to say: It's over!

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Now Delayed Sweet Essay "Words Don't Express Their Meaning"

aka The Fishing Manual

Yixingwen×Yu Fan

The Ultimate Double Standard Routine King Author Gong × Cranky Cute Anchor Shou

Yi Xingwen is a well-known Internet writer. His works are widely loved by readers for their refined and accurate writing style, novel and interesting stories, flesh-and-blood characters, and huge layouts.

In Yi Xingwen's view, the formation of all these advantages has traces to follow.

Because he himself is an extreme lover of "elderly hobbies", he wakes up early to walk birds and read poems, watches If You Are the One at lunch, plays chess in the pavilion of the community in the afternoon, watches news broadcasts on time in the evening, and goes fishing on weekends...

in his eyes.

Reading poems = refined writing;

Watching dating shows = novel and interesting stories;

Playing chess with different people = character creation with flesh and blood;

Unconstrained imagination while fishing + watching news broadcasts = a huge pattern.

perfect.

Suddenly one day, Yi Xingwen, who is full of knowledge, meets the irritable and cute Yu Fan, and his eyes light up, the hero is a good seed!

So that day, Yi Xingwen opened the document, thought hard for a while, and typed out a meaningless line.

The male protagonist sets the first rule: good-looking.

Easy text: "emmmm..."

I want to write you into the novel, but no matter how I write, I feel that the words do not express the meaning, as if all the vocabulary accumulated over the years has been fed to the fish.