Dragon Pattern Roll Set

Chapter 177 [The cat hit by bad luck]

"Gaah~gaah~"

In the wilderness and outskirts, the grassland and shrubs turned yellow due to lack of water. A few old trees were probably infested by insects, and they were bored with holes, almost as old as rotten wood.

The branches of the tree stretched out twisted and twisted, and a few black old crows stood on the branches, making hoarse calls to the human voices gradually coming from a distance.

This scene is not from the Gobi desert, nor from the deserts of the Western Regions, but on an official road leading to the rich land in the south of the Yangtze River.

This place is located in a valley, with barren hills on both sides and a ditch in the middle. This valley is called the Valley of the Old Crows. Tens of thousands of crows live in the valley, hence the name.

After passing through the Old Crow Valley, it takes about a day's journey to reach Changzhou Prefecture.

……

On this day, in the inn in front of Old Crow Valley, a few passers-by were drinking tea.

Although Old Crow Valley is very desolate and a little scary, but it is located in an important road, and there are still many pedestrians passing by every day.It was early at this time, if it was noon or evening when there were many cars and horses, there would be no place to sit in the post station.

A few passers-by were eating breakfast, watching the waiter steam at least dozens of steamed buns, and specially invited several old women to make wontons in the kitchen, and they were a little puzzled.

"Boss." One of the diners asked, "What are you doing? Do you need to do something at home?"

The boss smiled, "Oh, this guest official is from outside, right?"

The man nodded.

"You don't know, Mr. Bao is coming to Changzhou, and Mr. Zhan from our Changzhou Prefecture is also going back to his hometown." The man was quite proud, "I heard that the imperial envoy's patrol team has at least six to seven hundred people. The last stop was Yangzhou If you are in the mansion, you should be here by now, just in time for breakfast."

"Hey." Several guests asked after hearing this, "Master Bao from Kaifeng Mansion? That's right... Nan Xia Zhan Zhao is from Changzhou Mansion."

"That's not true." The boss smiled, "A bun costs two cents, and a bowl of wontons costs five cents. I prepared a thousand buns and three hundred bowls of wontons. This time I made money, haha."

Passers-by laughed at him for losing money. In case someone has something to delay and does not come, or comes late, your wontons and steamed buns are enough for you to sell for two months.

"I can't help but come, Zhan Daxia is so cute, he's already eating my wontons..."

Before the boss finished speaking, he heard the sound of carriages and horses coming from a distance. Everyone looked at the official road, and saw billowing smoke and a long team of carriages and horses slowly approaching.

"Oh, here we come!" The guys all looked into the distance under the awning, "Look at the big brand of fairness and integrity in front of you!"

……

Is this Master Bao's patrol team?of course.

It is said that everyone just came from Yangzhou Mansion yesterday.

Because I was in a hurry, I didn't stop to enjoy the beautiful scenery even though I passed by Yangzhou, so I hurried on my way to Changzhou.

The team was really huge, because Zhao Pu also followed, so Ouyang Shaozheng brought another [-] cavalry to follow, not to mention the scary posture.

When he was leaving the city, Zhao Pu looked at the five hundred cavalrymen and pouted, "Kaifeng Mansion went to investigate the case, and I followed to watch the excitement. Are you making it look like a war?"

Ouyang Shaozheng thought for a while, then nodded, "It makes sense!" Then, he asked Long Qiaoguang to bring 3000 people silently, and delayed the response to prevent accidents.

Zhao Pu looks at the sky.

Zou Liang also arranged for a hundred of his own masters to infiltrate Changzhou Mansion in plain clothes first to inquire about news.

Bao Zheng was quite happy, so he said, if Zhao Pu followed, he would save manpower, and if Bai Yutang followed, he would save money.

Originally, Taishi Pang said that he would not come with him on this tour. He wanted to stay at home and take care of Xiangxiang at any time.When Master Bao heard that he didn't follow, he thought it would save some trouble, so he nodded in agreement.Helplessly, the emperor said that the grand master needed to move around more, otherwise being too fat would be bad for his health, so he also drove the grand master away.As a result, the grand master suffered from lovesickness and spent all day lying in the carriage missing his granddaughter. Fortunately, his son Pang Yu was with him.

At the front of the carriage is Ouyang Shaozheng riding his crazy girl.

The five hundred soldiers were all from the vanguard battalion, and they were used to walking ahead, but in broad daylight, if the five hundred soldiers cleared the way, the people along the way would not know where the soldiers came from, and they would be easily frightened, so they dragged behind.But Ouyang Shaozheng can bear the mad girl and can't bear it, this horse doesn't know what's wrong, it just likes to run at the front, Ouyang can't hold it back, and in the end he walks at the front alone, followed by the yamen servants. Bearing the brand of fairness, honesty and might.

Ouyang was very embarrassed, his own image, no matter how he looked at it, he was discussing with the crazy girl, "Oh, beauty, how about we go back when you're done with your addiction?"

Zhan Zhao rode Zao Duoduo, Bai Yutang rode Bai Yunfan, and the two walked in front of a large carriage, chatting while walking.

Zhao Pu's black owl was walking beside them, but Zhao Pu didn't ride, Xiao Liangzi rode.Hei Xiao glanced dissatisfiedly at the front of the carriage from time to time, sitting against the door, with Zhao Pu, the fourth son, who was reading a book lying on his stomach.Xiao Liang was peeling an apple at the side, the fourth son took a bite, and he took a bite...

Gongsun, Bao Yan, and Pang Yu were sitting in front of the big carriage, looking through the files. In the carriage were Bao Zheng who was looking at the official documents, and Grand Master Pang who was lying on Xiao Wu's back thinking about his family's fragrance.

Xiao Wu just got out of the car and walked for a while, scaring many onlookers along the way and running away. In the end, Lord Bao simply let him lie in the carriage as a meat pad, leaning against Grand Master Pang and Lin Yehuo's dog at the same time. A little fat dog named Dumb.

Lin Yehuo naturally followed, squatting on the roof of the carriage and looking into the distance.He came to Jiangnan for the first time, and everything looked new.

Zou Liang and Su Qing were both riding horses, just in front of Ouyang Shaozheng's five hundred cavalrymen, chatting for some reason while walking.Both Su Qing and Zou Liang were bored, but they were able to chat together.

Tianzun, Yinhou and Wusha also came together, but the three old men thought they were traveling too slowly, so they went to the Demon Palace first, and Hong Jiuniang and Wu Yifu also went back to the Demon Palace first.

As Zhan Zhao walked, he looked up at the sky.

Seeing him looking at the sky, Bai Yutang said, "Cat."

"Huh?" Zhan Zhao continued to look at the sky and replied.

"Did you see the stuffed pie?" Bai Yutang asked him slowly.

Zhan Zhao blinked, then lowered his head and squinted at him.

Bai Yutang laughed, "What are you looking at?"

"Bird." Zhan Zhao wrinkled his nose.

"Birds?" Bai Yutang also took a look, and saw that there were indeed many birds in the sky, and the black ones should be crows.

"Are there so many crows around Changzhou Prefecture?" Bai Yutang asked.

"There are a lot of them in the Old Crow Valley." Zhan Zhao said, and told Bai Yutang in a low voice, "Remember, don't let the bird droppings fall on you."

The corners of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself, if any bird shits on Grandpa, he will kill it immediately and put it between Xiao Wu's teeth.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard the sound of breaking through the sky above his head.

Bai Yutang flashed away...

With a "click", a lump of bird droppings landed at Bai Yunfan's feet.

Bai Yunfan hurried to step aside, the disgusted expression was a bit close to Bai Yutang's.

As they walked forward, they looked up at the crows in the sky, gathering more and more, circling in the air.

The fourth son lay on Zhao Pu's stomach, looked up at the sky, "Jiujiu, there are a lot of crows."

Zhao Pu was also quite curious, and asked, "Are there so many crows gathering in this Jiangnan area?"

"Ahead is Old Crow Valley." Zhan Zhao pointed, then quickly withdrew his hand, and dropped another bird dropping.

Just at this moment, Xiao Wu came out of the carriage, stretched himself, then raised his face and let out a roar...

This is already a valley, Xiao Wu's voice startled the crows in the surrounding trees, flapping their wings and scrambling to fly deep into the valley, the surroundings immediately fell silent.

At the same time... the passers-by in the inn that was already close in front of them stood up in fright, and the clerk held a basket of meat buns and dared not move.

As soon as Ouyang Shaozheng raised his hand, the people behind him stopped.

Zhan Zhaofei got off his horse, Xiao Wu ran over, rubbed against Zhan Zhao, then went to rub against Zao Duoduo and Bai Yunfan, and finally rolled around in front of Hei Xiao to play with him.

When Zhan Zhao arrived in front of the post station, he saw the boss at a glance, "Boss Ma."

"Oh, you're back, Xiao Zhan." The boss ran out immediately, and the lady boss inside seemed to know Zhan Zhao, and greeted him.

Zhao Pu also came out with the fourth son in his arms at this moment, and Lin Yehuo jumped onto the back of Zhan Zhao's Zao Duoduo, squatted on the saddle, squinted his eyes and looked ahead, and asked Bai Yutang, "The guy at Zhan Zhaolian Station Do you know each other?"

Bai Yutang thought for a while, judging by Zhan Zhao's love of making friends, he knew almost half of the people in Kaifeng Mansion after a few years of working together. If he was in his hometown, he probably knew everyone in Changzhou Mansion, right?

Ouyang Shaozheng asked the horse to separate from the two sides and sit down to rest, and the carriage pulled over to make way for the middle road.

The clerk helped to bring breakfast to everyone, and sure enough, all the buns and wontons were sold out, not enough, so we had to continue making them.

Lord Bao and Grand Master Pang came out to let the wind pass, and the owner of the inn found a bigger table for everyone to sit down and have breakfast.

Zhan Zhao brought a bowl of wontons to Bai Yutang, and said, "Try it, the wontons here are the best."

Bai Yutang took a bite, and just as he nodded, Zhan Zhao slammed and sprinkled a handful of chili powder into his bowl.

Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao speechlessly.

Zhan Zhao was about to continue sprinkling it into his own bowl, but seeing Bai Yutang's expression, he silently sprinkled that handful of ground chili peppers into Bai Yutang's bowl again. After speaking, he grabbed another handful and asked him, "Do you want more?"

Bai Yutang looked up at the sky.

Zhan Zhao suppressed a smile, stopped teasing him, and exchanged bowls with him.

Bai Yutang ate Zhan Zhao's bowl, and Zhan Zhao ate the one with chili.

The fourth son sat down beside Zhan Zhao. Zhan Zhao introduced him to eat the wontons here. The fourth son added a little vinegar. He just ate one. He smiled and told Zhan Zhao that it was delicious. The two raised their hands together, "One more bowl!"

Everyone silently looked at their empty bowls.

The corner of Gongsun's mouth twitched, and he squeezed out two words, "Dirty bucket."

While eating wontons, Zhan Zhao asked a boy who came to serve them tea and steamed buns, "Little six? Are you so big?"

"Brother Zhan." The little six is ​​Boss Ma's youngest son. He is 13 years old this year. Today, the boss's whole family is dispatched to the post station to help.In Zhan Zhao's memory, Xiaoliuzi was still a kid running around.

At this time, a few merchants came to the front, who seemed to be transporting things out of the city from Changzhou Mansion. They were a little stunned at first sight of the battle, and then they saw Zhan Zhao and came over to say hello.

Zhan Zhao chewed the wonton and waved to him.

Bai Yutang and everyone looked at each other silently - they all knew each other as expected.

Bao Zheng didn't have any pretensions either. Seeing some merchants greeting him, he also said hello to them, and asked, "Are all of you from Changzhou?"

The leader of the caravan was Wang Tong, who lived near the Yamen of Changzhou Prefecture. He nodded and asked Bao Zheng, "Yes, Mr. Bao, are you here to investigate the case of Liu Zhifu's murder?"

Lord Bao nodded. The magistrate was named Liu Tian. He had just been in office for less than half a year, and he was originally from Changzhou Prefecture.

"Oh, this thing is all evil." Wang Tong told everyone, "That night, he suddenly heard screams from the yamen, and then someone called for help, and there was chaos."

A few accompanying people also nodded, "At that time, all the people on the street near the Yamen came out, and they saw a maid running out covered in blood, saying that the lady had gone crazy, and then she fell into a pool of blood."

"Ma'am?" Zhan Zhao thought for a while, curious, "I read the case that Liu Tian's wife, the wife, suddenly went crazy and came out with a knife in the middle of the night and killed everyone she saw, killing the concubine at home and even the concubine who was in the same room with her. Liu Tian, ​​who was resting, then killed a few maidservants and a few family generals in the mansion, and after being surrounded by yamen servants, she wiped her neck and committed suicide, is that the case?"

Wang Tong and others nodded, "We heard about this too."

Pang Yu was more gossip, and asked while gnawing on a steamed bun, "Master Zhifu, why did the original partner suddenly go crazy and kill people? Are you jealous?"

"Probably not." Wang Tong shook his head, "Master Zhifu is from a famous family, from a scholarly family, and usually has a gentle personality. Moreover, although Mr. Liu has four concubines in his family, he is personable and handsome. The wives are all very nice, and I have never heard of disputes or jealousy among wives and concubines at home."

"Oh." Pang Ji sighed quietly, "Women, if you don't compete with others, you won't be called a woman."

The few businessmen seemed to have wives and concubines at home, they all nodded, thinking that what Grand Master Pang said made sense.

Bao Zheng glanced at Grand Master Pang, and said quietly, "So, take it easy."

The grand master gave Bao Zheng a sideways look, "Heizi, are you cursing me?"

Bao Zheng sipped his tea and laughed dryly, "If your eldest lady loses her temper, it might not be as simple as killing a few concubines, you can take care of yourself."

Grand Master Pang made him gasp again, and Pang Yu rubbed his father's chest.

Zhao Pu asked, "Then Liu Tian's eldest wife knows martial arts?"

Several buyers and sellers shook their heads, "Probably not, everyone is a lady."

Everyone looked at each other—can a lady kill dozens of people with a knife?If you give her dozens of chickens, she may not be able to kill them all, right?Sure enough, there is a problem.

"Then what about the previous prefect?" Bao Zheng asked, "Prefect Shen."

"Oh." Wang Tongdao said, "The prefect of Shen is actually quite bizarre. He was strangled to death by the master."

"Master?" Zhan Zhao was taken aback, curious, "Is it just Master Chopsticks?"

Wang Tong smiled and nodded.

Bai Yutang was puzzled, "Master Chopsticks?"

Zhan Zhao gnawed on a steamed bun and nodded, "That master is very thin. The old man must be over 70 years old. His arms are a bit thicker than chopsticks. I remember that he was so thin when I was a child, but he became thinner when he grew up, so everyone called him Master Chopsticks."

Zhao Pu frowned, "Where is the prefect Shen? How fat or thin?"

"Prefect Shen is a fat old man." As Zhan Zhao said, he didn't forget to add, "It's about the same as Grand Master Pang. How old is he, maybe 60 years old?"

Wang Tong thought for a while, then nodded, "It's about time. Mr. Chopsticks is weak. No one believes that he can strangle people to death."

"This case is quite evil." Ouyang was puzzled, "A sickly 70-year-old man as thin as chopsticks strangled a fat 60-year-old man?"

"What about Master? Did he commit suicide too?" Zhan Zhao asked.

"Master is crazy." Wang Tong frowned and shook his head, "I heard that he was crying and howling in the dungeon all day, saying 'don't care about his business'. Many people said he was fascinated by ghosts."

Zhan Zhao and the others looked at each other. The two cases were so weird, and both the prefects from the same place died. It is no wonder that there are various weird legends among the people.

The little six brought Zhao Pu and the others freshly made wontons, and moved closer to Zhan Zhao, saying, "Brother Zhan, there is something that might be useful for you to investigate the case."

Zhan Zhao looked at him, "What's the matter?"

"That murderous master and that Mrs. Shen were both in Old Crow Valley, and they were photographed by bird droppings." Little Six said mysteriously.

Everyone in the room wanted to laugh, but Zhan Zhao rubbed his chin and frowned, "Is that so..."

After Little Six left, Bai Yutang asked Zhan Zhao, "Is there any direct connection between being photographed by bird poop and murder?"

Zhan Zhao gave a soft "tsk" and said, "There is a legend in the Old Crow Valley, whoever is photographed by the crow's excrement in the Old Crow Valley will have bad luck."

Everyone nodded when they heard this, that is, it would be bad luck to be hit by a lump of bird droppings.

The fourth son took a bun to feed Lin Yehuo's puppy, and asked Gongsun, "Why is Daddy unlucky when he encounters bird poop, but lucky when he encounters dog poop? Everyone comes from poop."

Gongsun stuffed a wonton into his mouth, "Don't shit when you're eating!"

Little Four was chewing wontons and looking up at the sky in the distance...he saw a gray swarm of black crows hovering over the valley in the distance.

After breakfast, they rested for a while, and everyone got up and prepared to go on the road. At this speed, they will be able to reach Changzhou in the evening.

……

Everyone left the post station and stepped into the Valley of Old Crows.

Looking around, there are a large number of black crows parked on the cliff, all of them lowered their heads, staring at the caravan below with pure black eyes.

"How many crows are there?" Zhao Pu looked up, "Why are there so many?"

Bai Yutang saw crows lined up like countless black spots on the gray rocks, and suddenly felt weak all over, so he stopped riding the horse and got into the carriage for a while.

Zhan Zhao followed and laughed at him.

Lord Bao asked Zhan Zhao, "Guard Zhan, why are there so many crows here?"

Zhan Zhao shook his head, "It's always been like this, but...this year seems to be particularly large, I don't remember that there were so many before."

"quack……"

While Zhan Zhao was speaking, another crow flew past his head.

At this time, Lin Yehuo suddenly jumped down cursing, "Damn it! You don't have eyes!"

Everyone looked at Lin Yehuo who was jumping and cursing outside, and saw a lump of yellow and white bird droppings on his shoulder.

"Xiao Linzi?" Seeing that Lin Yehuo was hit by bird droppings, the fourth son sympathetically handed him the handkerchief.

Just as Lin Yehuo was about to get into the carriage, Bai Yutang pointed at the door with the hilt of his knife, which meant - don't come in.

Lin Yehuo squinted at him.

At this time, a "stab" sound was heard.

Look again, Lin Yehuo only had his underwear left.

"Yeah!" Lin Yehuo rushed into the carriage with his shoulders in his arms, and when he turned around, he saw Zou Liang holding his red coat in one hand, throwing it into the bag, and throwing a clean red dress at him.

Lin Yehuo whitened Zou Liang while changing clothes, "You rascal! Big rascal!"

Everyone was also puzzled—Zou Liang is very experienced in undressing people.

Zou Liang suddenly stretched out his hand and blocked it with the bag containing Lin Yehuo's clothes... a lump of bird droppings was blocked.

Zou Liang frowned, and simply threw the bag away.

"It's difficult to capture this trend." Gongsun looked out through the car window and saw crows hovering in the sky.

Bai Yutang patted Zhao Pu, "Where are those ringing arrows you used for communication?"

Zhao Pu asked Ouyang Shaozheng to take out two, and then...to the sky, he shot two.

In an instant, there was a loud noise from the sky... Two loud arrows used for communication exploded in the valley. The crows were so frightened that they flew away and landed on the cliffs on both sides. They watched the crowd and dared not fly out again.

Xiao Si lay on Xiao Wu's back, looked at the crows on the cliff, and asked Zhan Zhao, "Maomao, can those crows understand us?"

Zhan Zhao smiled, "Probably not."

"However, it is said that crows have yin and yang eyes." Bao Yandao, "Those ghosts and wraiths, they can all see, and they can also transmit the voice of the dead."

"What is the voice of the dead?" the fourth son asked curiously.

"Don't crows eat carrion corpses?" Bao Yan told the fourth son what he read in the book, "When eating corpses, crows always eat the heart first, so the last words of the dead man, before death Every wish will be passed on to the crow."

The fourth son opened his mouth wide.

"Oh, isn't it just a bird?" Pang Yu patted the fourth son on the head, "Mynah is much cuter and can talk."

"This is it." The little four nodded, thinking of the little starling raised by Pang Yu's family, who slipped away and called him "little four". Pang Yu brought him to Kaifeng mansion to play with him , but there are too many cats in Kaifeng Mansion that are not suitable for raising birds, otherwise he would also like to get a starling to raise.

After walking for a while, suddenly, I heard a "click", as if something fell on the roof of the carriage.

Then, there was another "click", several times in succession, as if something small like a stone had hit the roof of the car.

"Is this hailstorm?" Zhan Zhao looked out.

At this time, due to the bumps of the carriage, one of the things on the top slipped off and fell on a step in front of the carriage.

Lin Yehuo, who was sitting in front, blinked, as if following a tree branch?When he picked it up, he quickly threw it away.

Everyone looked at him puzzled.

At this moment, Xiao Liangzi, who was right in front of the carriage, reached out to catch the "tree branch" thrown out by Lin Yehuo, and at the same time, several more fell from the carriage.

Xiao Liang picked it up and looked at it, then frowned and said, "Finger."

"Ah?" Master Bao was surprised.

Gongsun quickly took out the quick handkerchief, "Xiao Liangzi, put it in the handkerchief, the color of this finger is so strange."

Xiao Liang quickly put it down, and Gongsun took out the medicine powder again, and asked Xiao Liang and Lin Yehuo to wipe their hands.

Everyone looked at the fingers that fell from the sky, only to find that they had already dried.The nails are still clearly visible, they are the fingers of a woman.The skin has been dried, the bones are exposed, and both the bones and the skin have a strange gray color.The other two phalanxes, one of which was almost a complete bone, had no skin left.

Gongsun squinted his eyes to look at the phalanx, and saw that it was completely gray.

The fourth son tilted his head, "Why are daddy's bones gray, shouldn't they be white?"

Gongsun also didn't understand, "It's very strange."

"Why do fingers fall from the sky?" Zhan Zhao ran out of the car and looked up, and saw a few crows flying in the sky, and at the same time...

Everyone was studying the finger when they heard Zhan Zhao outside suddenly say "ah" and then looked out, and saw Zhan Zhao standing at the door of the car frowning with a complex expression, with three piles of bird droppings on his body.

"Wow..." The fourth son opened his mouth wide and cupped his face, raised his face and asked Gongsun, "Daddy, will cats and cats be very unlucky..."

Before he finished speaking, Gongsun covered his mouth dumbfounded.

Zhan Zhao changed his clothes, sighed in the carriage with a worried face.

Soon, everyone passed through the valley of the old crows, and the fourth son looked out from the rear window of the car, and saw all the crows in the valley looking in the direction of the carriage, as if they were watching them go away.

The fourth son stretched out his hand and waved to the crows, as if saying goodbye.

Leaving Old Crow Valley, the road became brighter and brighter, and the scenery in the south of the Yangtze River became more beautiful. Lin Yehuo squatted on the roof of the carriage and made a fuss.

Xiao Liang also came to Jiangnan for the first time, this mountain and river, Xiaojiabiyu is so tender and tender, so beautiful that Xiao Liangzi can't help feeling that it is this kind of good place that can raise such a juicy baby as Jin'er.

Except for Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, everyone went out to see the scenery.

Bai Yutang was lying in the carriage with his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep, while Zhan Zhao was sulking with his arms crossed.

Turning his face to look at Bai Yutang, Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows - this mouse is so beautiful, its sleeping face is heaven defying.

So, the guard Zhan, who was in a bad mood, decided to harass Bai Yutang, and lightly poked Bai Yutang's cheek with his finger.

Bai Yutang slowly opened his eyes and looked at Zhan Zhao.

Zhan Zhao leaned over and smiled at him.

Bai Yutang stared at him for a long time, then suddenly said a few words, "It smells like bird droppings."

……

The people who were watching the scenery outside heard the noise coming from inside the carriage, and the carriage trembled.

Zhao Pu took a look and touched his chin, "It's been a long time since Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang pinched."

The fourth son lay on Zhao Pu's shoulder and nodded.

After the fight with Bai Yutang, Zhan Zhao seemed to relax a bit.

Near the evening, everyone arrived outside the gate of Changzhou Mansion.

Several officials in Changzhou Mansion were already waiting at the gate, Bao Zheng and Pang Ji got off the carriage, and went over to have a few polite words with the officials.

Zhan Zhao still sat in the carriage with an unhappy expression on his face.

Bai Yutang touched him with his arm and said, "Be happy, it's rare to go home."

Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang, "Being hit by three tricks of bird shit at the same time, I think I'm going to be in big trouble."

Bai Yutang looked at the sky, "Isn't it all right? You see, Lin Yehuo is also fine."

Zhan Zhao hesitated.

Bai Yutang stretched out his hand and gently pinched his chin, "Relax, at worst, stand next to the fourth son."

After Zhan Zhao thought about it, it made sense, so he adjusted his mood and got out of the car happily.

But just as Zhan Zhao got out of the car, he stepped on something soft and made a "croak".

Zhan Zhao looked down curiously, then raised his foot... a fat toad was stepped on by him.

Zhan Zhao was speechless, thinking that luckily he didn't put in any effort, otherwise he would have been trampled to death, so he kicked the toad aside.

The toad "croaked", was kicked by Zhan Zhao, and flew sideways forward... It landed on Bao Yan's shoulder.

Bao Yan felt something on his shoulder, and turned to look...

At this time, Bao Zheng was talking to the officials who came out to greet him, quite dignifiedly, but he heard Bao Yan's heart-piercing voice from behind, "Frog..."

Speaking of which, Bao Yan is also strange, he is afraid of frogs.

A fat toad squatted on his shoulder, Baoyan's hairs stood up, swung his shoulders and flew over, hugging Pang Yu's head.

Pang Yu was drinking water with a water bag in his hand, when Bao Yan hugged his head, he couldn't see anything, and he leaned back, and when he threw his hand, the water bag flew out .

Grand Master Pang was standing next to Bao Zheng, greeting the magistrate, when suddenly he felt something falling down?There was a wind in the back of my head, and I looked back... Before I understood it, the grand master was hit with a star in his eyes... The water in the kettle was spilled, and the grand master was drenched.

The toad was shaken by Bao Yan, and it landed on Zao Duoduo's feet. Zao Duoduo wanted to kick it... But he didn't kick it, and the kick hit the crazy girl's hoof.

The Fengcrazy girl was kicked so painfully by Duoduo, she quit screaming, kicked her front legs, stepped back and stood up screaming.

Ouyang Shaozheng saw that there were many beauties among the people coming out of the city to meet them, and they were posing for a handsome pose immediately, so they were completely unprepared.It was good for the crazy girl to stand up, the general fell off the horse and landed on his buttocks first.

He was still holding the ice iron stick in his hand... When he flicked his hand, the stick hit the calf of a guard behind him.

"Wow..." The guards jumped up in pain, the rows of guards stood very neatly, one by one, they were stepping on the feet of the one behind, and the one behind quickly backed up...then stepping on the person behind, so many The soldiers all stepped back and stomped in a row... In an instant, they were turned on their backs.

And the toad that made the instigator jumped onto the head of the little four with a "croak" at this time.

The fourth son raised his face to look, and then said "Yeah!"

Xiao Liang swept the toad into the sky with one palm... Impartially, it hit the face of Lin Yehuo who was squatting on the roof of the carriage watching the scenery.

Lin Yehuo felt something wet slapping his face, and when he broke it off, he saw a big toad with a flowery belly.

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Everyone heard all kinds of swear words coming out from the top of the carriage, and Lin Yehuo threw the toad... The toad fell into the horse pile behind.

When the cavalry's horse sees something, it jumps wildly?He stamped his feet in shock and hid in all directions.

As soon as the horses were chaotic, the infantry behind them also retreated, and they fell back together and began to pile up...

So, when I came to watch the heroic appearance of the people in Kaifeng Mansion and the people who hadn't seen Zhan Kitten for a long time, I saw that the whole patrol team was in chaos.

Pang Ji reached out to wipe his face with the handkerchief that the magistrate handed over tremblingly, and looked back, wondering what was wrong.Then he glanced at Mr. Bao at the side, and saw that Bao Zheng's face was so dark...it was so dark that he didn't look like a human being.

At this time, there was a "croak" sound behind him... a fat toad was kicked by someone, and flew towards Bao Zheng's direction...

Everyone saw Lord Bao suddenly stretch out his hand and make a fist!

In an instant, there was silence.

Master Bao handed the pinched toad to the magistrate who was standing there with his mouth wide open. He turned his head and gave the patroller a vicious look, which made everyone gulp subconsciously.

Afterwards, Master Bao stretched out his hand, wiped his hands with the sleeve of Grand Master Pang's official robe, and waved to everyone, "Go into the city."

……

When everyone entered the city, Zhan Zhao got out of the car silently, carried the fourth son into the car, hid behind Bai Yutang, and rubbed and rubbed earnestly.

The fourth son was shaken and shaken, thinking what's wrong with Maomao?

Bai Yutang sat at the entrance of the carriage with his chin resting on his shoulders, looking at the people who were still in a panic outside.

But Zhan Zhao suddenly said "Oh."

Bai Yutang looked back at him.

Zhan Zhao was leaning on the wool cushion, rubbing his back with his hand, "Wow, it hurts me to death, why is it so painful?"

The fourth son opened the woolen mat, saw a walnut inside, picked it up, "ah, I missed one when I ate yesterday, so it fell into the carriage."

Zhan Zhao rubbed his back and sighed, picked up the water bag in hand and took a sip, "Pfft..."

Bai Yutang looked at the yellow potion that Zhan Zhao had sprayed on a carload of curtains.

The fourth son took the water bag and smelled it, and said, "Maomao, you got it wrong. This is bitter gourd juice, which is used for fire. Daddy developed a blister on his tongue two days ago. This is used to cure it."

The corners of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched, and he looked at Bai Yutang with a depressed face, what does that mean—see?No luck!

Bai Yutang frowned slightly, and looked at the two somewhat similar water sacs and the walnut beside him - it couldn't be so evil, could it?

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