Dragon Pattern Roll Set

"The master!"

"Ok?"

"Two fat sheep came to the tea shop at the foot of the mountain!"

"What sheep?"

"One blue and one white."

"Oh?"

"A ram and an ewe?"

"Damn it."

"How fat?"

"It looks fat and oily!"

"Little ones!"

"exist!"

"Go down the mountain and rob those two fat sheep!"

"Yes!"

……

After a cup of tea kung fu.

Zhan Zhao looked at the tea bowl full of drugs, and yawned with his chin on his hand, "My lord, their convoy is moving too slowly."

Bai Yutang put one hand on his ear, staring at the thirty or so thieves lying on the ground in a daze.

Zhan Zhao tapped the edge of the table lightly with his fingers, and asked the leader, a thick man in his 30s, "I say, the boss."

"No...don't dare." The bandit regretted it now. He just came down the mountain and saw two beautiful boys sitting in the tea shop. The two horses are also full of energy, and they really are fat sheep.

It's a pity that they just came up, and they got down on the ground before even saying "I opened this mountain".

All the thieves in the cottage looked up, and the man in white sat next to the table, and gave them a cold look, that look...

The head of the family covered his chest - so handsome...

Turning around, the man in blue was sitting at the table, holding a teacup and looking at them, "How much ecstasy did you put? It's too wasteful!"

The head of the family covered his chest again—which idiot put the ecstasy?

Speaking of which, Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao originally left with the brigade.

But on the way, Grand Master Pang suddenly suffered from heat stroke and was vomiting and diarrhea.

Gongsun gave him medicine, and said that the carriage should not go too fast, it was too bumpy, and Taishi Pang couldn't bear it.

Master Bao meant to hurry up, it's a good thing if he can't stand it, it's over once and for all.

Taishi Pang made Master Bao faint from anger, and the fourth son severely criticized Master Bao, saying that he bullied the little fat man.

Bao Zheng spread his hands, and told the team to walk slowly, anyway, Kaifeng is coming soon, and there is plenty of time.

Just now when everyone passed by a village, a villager complained, saying that a group of bandits suddenly appeared on the mountain on the side of the road that must be passed to enter Kaifeng Mansion.

Bao Zheng sneered after hearing this, "You have the guts to be a bandit in front of Dacheng Gate in Kaifeng Mansion?"

Therefore, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang rushed over to the Pingshan bandits first.

The two originally thought that the bandit was so powerful and dared to pull the hills near Kaifeng Mansion, but they didn't expect that when they fought against each other, they turned out to be idiots, they barely knew martial arts, and they were so timid that Zhan Zhao couldn't bear to beat them.

Bai Yutang looked at the lackluster look of the head of the family, and couldn't help asking, "How dare you come out to be a bandit?"

The head of the family had a bitter face, "I can't help myself!"

Zhan Zhao was curious, "Can't help it? Why? Was it forced?"

"Yes!" The head of the family nodded.

Zhan Zhao felt that there was some grievance, so he asked, "Who forced you?"

The head of the family flattened his mouth, "Forget it, I'll admit it."

Zhan Zhao rested his chin, "Do you know that this land is under the jurisdiction of Kaifeng Mansion?"

"I know." The head of the family nodded.

"Master Bao's patrol team will arrive in half an hour at most. You guys are wasting food if you take them back to the prison. You might as well just feed them to the guillotine."

"How can I do that?!" The head of the family kept begging for mercy, "We robbed, but we didn't succeed... let alone hurt anyone, how wronged to die like this!"

"So now I will give you a chance to explain." Zhan Zhao said, "You tell me the reason so that I can plead for you."

"Really?" The head of the family wondered, and asked, "Who are you?"

Zhan Zhao took out the token of Kaifeng Mansion and waved it in front of his eyes, "I am Zhan Zhao."

The head of the family was stunned, and a group of small bandits behind him were also stunned, and they all stared at Zhan Zhao.

The head of the family couldn't help swallowing, "You... Nan Xia Zhan Zhao?"

Zhan Zhao nodded.

"puff……"

The head of the family burst out laughing suddenly, lying on the ground and pointing at Zhan Zhao, "How is it possible, Zhan Zhao is a hero, how could he be so skinny... Alas."

The lack of heart of the leader is also not very lucky, Zhan Zhao doesn't like to listen to what he has to say, this time another arrow hit Zhan's guard's sore spot, so he was kicked in the face.

Zhan Zhao stepped on it, "Don't wait for Master Bao, I'll kill you now!"

The head of the family shouted "Ai Ai", and a group of small bandits shouted at Zhan Zhao, "Your Majesty, please spare me..."

Bai Yutang supported his forehead, stretched out his hand to pull Zhan Zhao's sleeve, dragged him back, and asked the ungrateful mountain king, "Who forced you to become a bandit?"

The bandit held his swollen pig's head, looked at Zhan Zhao sadly, and said in his heart - this man, who looks so kind, turned out to be so fierce...

"Say!" Zhan Zhao said a word, so startled that the head of the family blurted out, "Peach Blossom Empress!"

……

There was a moment of silence, this time, it was Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's turn to "poof".

"Who?" Zhan Zhao thought he didn't hear clearly.

"Peach... Peach Blossom Empress." The head of the family replied.

Zhan Zhao laughed, "Which Empress Peach Blossom?"

The head of the family said, "Peach Blossom Fairy..."

"When the peach blossoms bloom every year, who is the god who cooks peach blossom wine to worship?" Zhan Zhao asked again.

"Yeah!" The head of the family nodded seriously.

The corner of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched, and he said to Bai Yutang, "Let Gongsun see him later."

Bai Yutang also found it ridiculous, and asked, "Why did she force you?"

The head of the family asked Zhan Zhao tremblingly, "Can I sit down and talk? My legs are numb."

Zhan Zhao pointed to the stool by the table and asked everyone to get up.

The head of the family stood up, went to the table and sat down, "My origin is from Yingtian Mansion."

Zhan Zhao thought about it, but it wasn't too far away.

"My surname is Tong, and my name is Tong Dabao. I'm in the timber business. I'm 33 years old, but I'm not married." Tong Dabao sighed, "It happened on the Qixi Festival last year, and I don't know what's wrong. , Seeing that everyone is in pairs, thinking about being alone, I want to marry a daughter-in-law."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened patiently.

"There are matchmakers who have guaranteed me a relationship, but those girls are mediocre..."

Speaking of this, Tong Dabao received the eyes of Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, with deep contempt - you still despise others?

Tong Dabao scratched his head, "My fair lady, a gentleman is so sweet!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang held back their laughter—and dragged the text.

"I asked the fortune teller how to get a peach blossom luck." Tong Dabao said, "The fortune teller told me that if you want a peach blossom luck, you have to ask the Peach Blossom Empress. He gave me a way, find a peach blossom forest, or find a peach blossom tree Tree, at Zishi, burn incense to worship, kowtow three times, and say what kind of girl you want, and the Peach Blossom Empress will naturally give me good luck when she hears it."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened with their chins on their hands. This is nothing new. Indeed, there are many rumors that worshiping the Peach Blossom Empress brings good luck. There are so many boys and girls, so it’s okay to ask for it. There is also a temple of the Peach Blossom Empress in Kaifeng city. , the incense should not be too good.

"And then?" Zhan Zhao yawned.

"Then." Tong Dabao imitated the two of them, "I found a peach blossom forest in the eastern suburbs and burned incense to worship it. When I was a child, I kowtowed three times to the peach blossom tree. I just wanted to say that I want a big boy with an oval face. Beauty... just heard someone speak suddenly!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were taken aback for a moment—could it be that the Peach Blossom Empress came out?

Tong Dabao also had an unbelievable expression on his face, "When I opened my eyes, I saw a beauty in a pale pink dress and a white veil covering her face sitting on a peach blossom tree. Oh, that's beautiful! That figure..."

Zhan Zhao looked up at the sky, "Let's get to the point!"

"Yes." Tong Dabao hurriedly omitted the hundreds of praise words, and said concisely, "The girl asked me, if I want to ask for peach blossom luck, she is the Peach Blossom Empress, but I don't have peach blossoms in my life, so I have to borrow them if I want. Or will I be alone forever?"

Both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang have heard it fresh, how can they borrow good luck?

"I said, then I'll borrow it. I can't live without marrying a wife!" Tong Dabao said, "The Peach Blossom Empress told me that if you want to borrow it, you can go to Taohuazhai with her and be the owner of the village for a year. Let me choose the beauties!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other—such a good thing?

"Then how do you do it?" Zhan Zhao was curious.

"I'll go if I want to." Tong Dabao spread his hands, "Then for the whole of the past year, grandpa fell into the gentle village of Pansi Cave!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were curious, "What do you mean?"

"I got into a carriage with Empress Peach Blossom!" Tong Dabao recalled, "The carriage didn't go far, and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was in a place full of peach blossoms..."

The corners of Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's mouths twitched - if it's a lie, trample him to death!

"Really!" Tong Dabao said earnestly, "That place looks like a valley. There are three words 'Peach Blossom Village' in front of the mountain gate, and there are girls inside, young and beautiful. They are all round, fat, swallows and thin. If you see me, you will be polite." Sweet is called 'Villager'."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened, and both had an idea—did he go to Peach Blossom Village in his dream?Why does it sound so outrageous?

"I lived a life like a fairy in Taohuazhai for about a year!" Tong Dabao said, and suddenly began to sigh, "Peach Blossom Empress lives in the attic and rarely comes out. Besides her, there are a total of 36 people in the village. The beauties are all well-behaved. I go around with them during the day, and they can also play, sometimes play the piano for me, sometimes sing and act for me, enjoy flowers, drink wine, and share delicious food at night..."

Zhan Zhao was curious, "Did you do nothing else because you had a beautiful year?"

Tong Dabao was stunned for a moment, then blushed, "Of course, he is a decent person!"

The corner of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched again.

Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao with a smile - he thought you were not serious.

The exhibition is full of hope.

"But." Tong Dabao suddenly began to wipe away tears, his expression was gloomy, "I found that every ten days, there will be one less girl."

Both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were taken aback, "Why?"

"I didn't pay attention at first, but later I found that there were fewer and fewer girls, so I couldn't help asking Peach Blossom Empress." Tong Dabao said, "Peach Blossom Empress told me that those girls are other people's peach blossoms, not mine. was picked away."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang frowned when they heard this - this matter is too bizarre, this Tong Dabao seems to be a plain businessman, even a bit stupid than ordinary people, why did he be chosen?

"What happened later?" Zhan Zhao asked.

"Later, the last girl also left, and a year passed, and the peach blossoms in the Taohua Village all withered, so I went to ask Empress Peach Blossom, what should I do." Tong Dabao said, grinning, "Empress Peach Blossom said, What should I do? Pay off the debt!"

"Repay the debt?" Zhan Zhao was surprised.

"Yes, she said, these 36 girls are originally 36 peach blossoms that belonged to others. I wanted to ask for peach blossoms wholeheartedly, and she borrowed them for me to enjoy myself. This time I owed her 36 debts in one breath. Pay off!"

Zhan Zhao is funny, look at Bai Yutang - this looks like blackmail.

Bai Yutang shook his head—it was an unbelievable fantasy, I don't know how credible it is.

"What about after that?" Zhan Zhao asked Tong Dabao, "How does she ask you to pay off the debt?"

Tong Dabao raised his face, "She told me to go home, and said that these debts would be collected from me slowly."

"You have nothing against her, why obediently repay the debt?" Bai Yutang asked.

"Yes!" Tong Dabao said, "Peach Blossom Empress said that the lives of those 36 girls are in her hands, and she will kill a girl if I fail to repay any debt."

Zhan Zhaoyi frowned, "Do you believe it?"

"I can't help but believe it, what if it's true!" Tong Dabao patted his chest, "Those sisters and I didn't have the status of husband and wife, but that year was the happiest time I grew up. One year, each of them has been very kind to me, how can I put their life and death at risk? Even if I am smashed to pieces, I will pay off this debt like a man."

After Tong Dabao finished speaking, the young people behind him wiped away their tears, "The boss really values ​​love and righteousness!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang couldn't laugh or cry, what should Tong Dabao say, he is indeed kind and righteous, I don't know whether he should be called a fool or an infatuated kind...

"Then how does she ask you to repay the debt?" Zhan Zhao asked curiously.

"Well, it's been a year since I returned to my hometown. The business has been ruined long ago. The guys robbed the store and ran away, leaving me with an empty house." Tong Dabao pointed behind him. "I was still thinking about what to do, but these 36 people came to me, saying that someone introduced them to work here, and I will live and die with me from then on."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at the 36 young men again, "Are you also in debt?"

A few young men shook their heads, they were all coolies bought from human traffickers, a masked girl bought them, gave them their address, and asked them to come and talk to Tong Dabao.They are all from the Song and Liao borderlands, and they have one common characteristic—a humble appearance and an honest personality.

The more Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened, the more bizarre they became. Is the Peach Blossom Empress too full to play with these people?

"And then?" Even Bai Yutang became curious, "What did she ask you to do after she brought you together?"

"She asked me to be the head of the family, not to do timber business, but to come here to rob!" Tong Dabao said with a bitter face, "I have successfully robbed 36 times, even if I have paid off all the debts, but I have one request!"

"any request?"

"I just can't return empty-handed!" Tong Dabao said, "She said that every robbery must be at least 100 taels of silver to be considered a success!"

Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows, "This is quite difficult, how many times have you succeeded?"

Tong Dabao looked at Zhan Zhao and then at Bai Yutang, "Does this count?"

Zhan Zhao laughed, "What do you think?"

Tong Dabao pouted, "I haven't succeeded even once..."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at the dejected and inexplicable bandits in front of them and didn't know what to say.

Believe it or not, it's not bad for a normal person to make up such a joke... Believe it, it's too weird, right?What is the purpose of that Peach Blossom Empress?

Just at this time, a long patrol team came from a distance.

Tong Dabao hurriedly bowed to Zhan Zhao, "Hero Zhan, you have to intercede with us, and besides, I am the only one who owes the debt. These more than 30 brothers are innocent. They killed too."

Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang.

Bai Yutang stroked his chin, not knowing what to say.

Zhan Zhao pointed to the open space beside him, "Kneel down and beg for mercy."

Tong Dabao hurriedly took his brothers to the open space beside him and knelt obediently.

When the car arrived in front of the tea shop, the fourth son poked his head out first and waved to Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. Seeing more than 30 bandits beside him, he opened his eyes curiously.

Zhao Pu got out of the car to exercise his muscles and bones, walked to the tea shed and sat down, looked at the "bandits" not far away, frowned, "Do they know kung fu?"

Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao shook their heads, "None."

"Do you want to be a bandit?" Ouyang Shaozheng wondered, "Still doing it near Kaifeng Mansion? Young and ignorant? Or tired of working and looking for death?"

Gongsun went down the mountain with his fourth son in his arms, seeing that the head of the head was so swollen, he looked at Zhan Zhao, "Such a heavy hand?"

The corner of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched, "I owe you a beating."

Finally, Bao Zheng got out of the carriage, and Tong Dabao took the lead in begging for mercy.

Mr. Bao has seen bandits a lot, and it was the first time he saw this style, so he walked up to Zhan Zhao and the others and asked what was going on.

Zhan Zhao recounted Tong Dabao's bizarre experience, which made everyone's eyes and mouths wide open.

The fourth son couldn't close his mouth, Gongsun helped him hold his chin.

Bao Zheng stroked his beard, "It's unbelievable... Taohuazhai owes peach blossom debts, which is simply unheard of."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Pang Ji, who had half his life left in the carriage, suddenly opened the curtain and jumped out.

Ziying was right next to her, so she quickly caught it, and Zhe Ying also went to help her up, "Teacher, slow down!"

Grand Master Pang turned pale at this time, his complexion was worse than when he was suffering from heatstroke just now, and asked Bao Zheng, "What did you just say?"

Bao Zheng blinked, "It's almost unheard of."

"The previous sentence!" Grand Master Pang pointed at Bao Zheng and shook it.

Bao Zheng looked at the crowd, "Peach Blossom Village owes Peach Blossom debt..."

"Heh..." Grand Master Pang drew back his breath and almost passed out.

Everyone looked at each other—what's the matter?

Gongsun hurried over to feel the pulse of Grand Master Pang, and patted his chest, "Teacher, don't get excited."

The grand master waved his hands, waving at Bao Zheng.

Bao Zheng walked over quickly, "What are you doing?"

"Don't talk!" The grand master grabbed Bao Zheng and whispered in his ear, "You've lost your fucking memory?!"

Bao Zheng said in his heart that you are swearing, believe it or not, I will let the carriage run away and bump you to death...

"Peach Blossom Village!" Grand Master Pang stomped his feet, "I owe Peach Blossom debt! 36 taels!"

As Grand Master Pang gritted his teeth and said these words from his mouth, Lord Bao suddenly froze, as if he remembered something, then his eyes widened, and he looked at Grand Master Pang in surprise, "Could it be..."

"Amazing!" Grand Master Pang waved at Bao Zheng, "Hurry up and take it back! Call the Eight Kings to discuss it, and the debt collector is here!"

"Yes!" Bao Zheng nodded again and again, and said to the servants, "Bring these people back to Kaifeng Mansion and keep them alone."

Yamen servants came to fetch people.

Zhan Zhao and the others were at a loss - but it could be seen that Lord Bao and Grand Master Pang knew what was going on with this bizarre "peach blossom debt", and it seemed that the matter was of great importance.

The yamen servant helped Tong Dabao up, his face was swollen and hissed.

Zhan Zhao felt a little guilty. He shouldn't have hit him so hard just now, so he said to Gongsun, "Let's reduce his swelling first."

Gongsun nodded and went over with the medicine box.

"Squat down and look up." Gongsun took out the ointment, "I'll reduce the swelling for you."

Tong Dabao looked at Gongsun and asked curiously, "Are you a doctor?"

The corner of Gongsun's mouth twitched, and the fourth son stopped Tong Dabao from talking nonsense, "My father is a genius doctor!"

Tong Dabao looked at the fourth son, and then at Gongsun, surprised, "Such a young and big son? Are you really a doctor? Are you good at medicine? If not, I'll bear it... Oh!"

Both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang held their foreheads and shook their heads. They had never seen someone who owed them, but never someone who owed them so much.

On the other side, Gongsun jumped up and stomped on Tong Dabao forcefully, "I dare say that I am a quack doctor with no education or skills and can't cure you, I will trample you to death!"

The shadow guards rushed to pull Gongsun.

Zhao Pu held his chin, shook his head and took a sip from the tea bowl, "I haven't been back for a long time, Kaifeng is still so lively..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhan Zhao reminded him, "There are drugs in the tea."

"Pfft..." Zhao Pu took a sip of ecstasy tea and sprayed Ouyang Shaozheng all over his face.