Dragon Pattern Roll Set
Chapter 89 [Interesting facts]
Tianzun said that Bai Yutang had seen this kind of kung fu when he was a child, and everyone immediately became energetic, thinking that there must be a clue.
Bai Yutang asked him, "When did we meet?"
Tianzun blinked, "Forgot."
……
Bai Yutang held his breath, "Where did you see it, and who used it?"
Tianzun then blinked, "Forgot."
……
Bai Yutang raised his forehead, Zhan Zhao and the others looked at each other, almost forgetting that Tianzun has momentary amnesia, let alone things that happened a long, long time ago, but...
Bao Zheng didn't seem to understand, "Tianzun, since you remember meeting Bai Shaoxia when you were young, why don't you remember what it was?"
Tianzun rubbed his chin, "Well... I just remember that Yutang was basking in the sun on the side of the mountain after lunch that day... suddenly came back and asked 'what kung fu can make people and snow become one?'"
As he said that, Tianzun turned his eyes to look at the sky and thought again, "I just remember this."
"Don't remember after that?" Zhan Zhao didn't understand, "Why did it suddenly cut off?"
Tianzun also said to Zhan Zhao with a smile, "Afterwards, Yutang when I was a child will not be in the picture. They are just idlers, remember what to do, it's so tiring."
The fourth son heard it from the side, and leaned over, "Bai Bai when I was young..."
"Tsk." Tianzun pinched the fourth son's face and rubbed it, "It's super cute, but the temper is too bad."
Bai Yutang gave him a sideways glance, Tianzun pointed to the frozen tofu, and Bai Yutang help him to boil the tofu helplessly.
"Then do you remember?" Zhan Zhao turned his head and asked Bai Yutang, staring at his outline, as if he wanted to see what he looked like when he was a child.
Tianzun suddenly came over and said to Zhan Zhao, "It's the same as white tofu..."
Zhan Zhao blinked.
Tianzun held the fourth son up in front of his eyes, "When I was four and a half years old, I was younger than this son, with the same big eyes... um."
Before he finished speaking, Bai Yutang stuffed the cooked frozen tofu into his mouth...
"Phew, it's so hot, so hot!" Tianzun stuck out his tongue so hot, and the fourth son hurriedly blew it on him.
Bai Yutang poured him a cup of tea, stuffed it into Tianzun's hand and asked him to hold it without interrupting.
The fourth son took the bowl and chopsticks from Bai Yutang's hand, boiled a piece of mutton, and carefully blew it for Tianzun to put it in his mouth.Zhao Pu and Gongsun were so considerate, the fourth son always regarded Tianzun as his most comfortable bed or pillow...
Tianzun looked at the fourth son, and hugged him, "It would be nice if he was as cute as you when he was young, but the dead child will be irritating when he is young."
Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang - why were you angry with him when you were young?
Bai Yutang was speechless, and waved his hands to signal Zhan Zhao not to ask, this matter would take a long time to talk about, so he turned to serious matters, "I remember, I saw someone fighting at the bottom of the mountain, it seems to be from two sects Fighting, one side is wearing black clothes, the waistcoat is made of animal skin, and the other side is a few people in white clothes..."
At that time, Bai Yutang was only about five years old and just started to learn kung fu. He saw the man in white's kung fu was very strange. He leaped into the air for a while, and suddenly swayed with the snow...it actually melted into the snow, and then suddenly emerged from the snow. Come.
"What kind of kung fu is that?" Zhan Zhao asked.
Bai Yutang looked at Tianzun, saw that he was eating beef balls, and asked him, "You really don't remember anything?"
Tianzun looked up at Bai Yutang, thought for a while, "I can't remember, but from what you said, it should be the skill of Xuelong Palace, one of the Five Dragon Sects."
"What kind of sect is the Five Dragon Sect?" Zhan Zhao was a little surprised that he had never heard of it.
"It's a sect from the Liao Kingdom. Tianshan is located in the territory of the Liao Kingdom, so you can get in touch with many Liao people." Bai Yutang said, "Snow Dragon Palace is not a great sect, and I don't have much contact with it. The fight seemed to be about grabbing something." As he said, he asked Tianzun, "Isn't it?"
Tianzun chewed the fish skin dumplings stuffed into his mouth by the fourth son, and thought for a while, "Xuelong Palace is usually responsible for making money."
"Make money?" Everyone was curious.
"A big sect naturally needs money to operate. The Wulong sect is considered a very large sect in the Liao Kingdom, and it involves both the government and business circles, so the money must not be less, but it cannot be stolen or robbed, so it can only rely on some secrets. business."
"What business?" Bao Zheng frowned. It turned out that there were such sects in Liao Kingdom. Fortunately, there were not many Jianghu sects infiltrating into the government in the Song Dynasty.
"Basically make a fortune by selling Wangyousan and treasure hunting."
"Treasure hunting?!" Pang Ji's eyes lit up when he heard it, "What treasure are you looking for?"
"There are all kinds of them, some of them may be just some precious herbs, like ginseng and ganoderma, and some of them may be funeral objects of some rich people." Tianzun said.
"That's it." Zhan Zhao understood.
"Snow Dragon Palace should be located in an extremely cold place. Anyway, to the north of Daliao, there are many places covered with ice and snow all year round." Tianzun said, "Probably hiding in an ice cave."
"Are these people looking for treasures in the mountains? Could it be that there are some great treasures in the mountains?" Grand Master Pang must have found the treasures, and his mind became alive. He asked Bao Zheng, "Why don't we go to the mountains to look for them?"
"The unknown situation may be a bit dangerous." Zhao Pu thought for a while, then turned to Zou Liang and said, "Take someone to explore, be careful."
"Yes." Zou Liang was about to go out.
But Tianzun said, "Go to the forest outside the city?"
Zou Liang turned his head, Zhao Pu nodded.
"No need to go, I can't find it." Tianzun waved his hand.
Everyone was surprised, why did Tianzun know that he couldn't find it?
"Is that forest full of lavender cedars?" Tianzun asked.
The crowd nodded.
"I just said, when I walked over, I felt that the color of the forest was weird." Tianzun yawned, "There are many traps in that forest, so don't venture into it if you are not sure."
Bao Zheng thought it made sense, even if it was Zou Liang, he was also the left-wing general of the Zhao family army, in case something went wrong and it was too uneconomical, he had better be careful.
"It's a pity that the old ghost is not here." Tianzun said quietly, "otherwise it would be most appropriate to let him in."
Zhan Zhao wondered, "Grandpa?"
"Yeah." Tianzun held his chin, "Hasn't he arrived yet? There's no reason, he went out earlier than me."
Zhan Zhao was startled, "My grandfather came with you?"
Tianzun curled his lips, "He went out earlier than me, he left in the morning and I left in the evening, maybe he got lost..."
After Tianzun finished speaking, everyone looked at him with contempt.
Bai Yutang was a little puzzled, "Did you run off to the Demon Palace?"
Tianzun blinked, raised his head, touched his nose and eyeballs, looked aside, and muttered, "Forgot!"
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, that's what the so-called not being able to lie is like!
"How many days have you been separated from Yin Hou?" Bai Yutang asked.
"It looks like three or four days." Tianzun blinked.
"Three days and four days?" Bai Yutang continued to ask, to be honest, he was only so patient with Tianzun, and he would have trampled to death for the second one.
"Three and a half days." Tianzun suddenly seemed to remember something, reached out and took out something from his sleeve, and stuffed it to Bai Yutang, "Hey!"
Bai Yutang took it over and took a look, it was a big Snow Flame Bead, translucent and crystal clear.
"Ah, this one is so big!" The fourth son held it in both hands, looking at the snowflakes inside.
"Where did it come from?" Bai Yutang asked Tianzun.
"I bought it on the side of the road, it's cheap, only 500 taels..."
Tianzun's words came out, and the audience gasped.
Tianzun also said, "The old man who sold the beads told me that these are priceless snow eyes, which can cure blindness!"
While talking, he stretched out his hand and said to Bai Yutang, "I've run out of pocket money for my teacher."
Bai Yutang reluctantly took out his money bag and gave it to him, and warned him not to buy any more beads, no matter what kind of beads!
Tianzun flattened his mouth and said that he needed to take a bath when he was dirty, so the fourth son took him to the room.
Bai Yutang looked at the Xueyan Orb in his hand, dumbfounded.
"Oh, Tianzun was deceived." Shi Xiaobao interjected, "I bought this Xueyan Pearl for ten taels of silver. It seems that saints sometimes get confused!"
Bai Yutang shook his head silently - when was he not confused? !
Forget it, repairing the wall, paying for the broken door of the bathhouse and the medical expenses of those broken bathers, plus this fake snowy eyeball... Bai Yutang felt like a prodigal.
Holding the cup, Zhan Zhao marveled, "Tianzun's monthly fee must be higher than that of Xiao Wu." Then he patted Bai Yutang again, "It's really hard work for you. By the way, Xiao Wu has to eat chicken at night."
"Wow." Xiao Wu seemed to understand what "chicken" represented, so he licked his mouth and flicked his tail.
Pang Ji looked at Bao Zheng--is this considered to be a sure sign of Bai Yutang?This young master is full, and he accompanied you to investigate the case, and contributed money and effort.
Mr. Bao curled his lips in a secretive way - I told you that you don't understand, I have cats in Kaifeng Mansion!Cats are everything!
After everyone finished their meal, Tianzun also took a bath, and wandered out wearing a piece of Bai Yutang's clothes. His long silver hair was still slightly wet and loose, and he leaned on a rattan couch under the eaves, with his hands in his hands. A pot of tea, leisurely watching the snowflakes falling from the sky.
Seeing that Bai Yutang was not there, Zhan Zhao guessed that he had gone out to pay for Tianzun's troubles, so he moved a stool and sat down next to Tianzun.
Xiao Si combed Xiao Wu's hair beside him.
"Tianzun." Zhan Zhao sat next to Tianzun and peeled an orange for him.
Tangerines in the area of Baozhou Prefecture are very sweet, and there is a way to eat them. First, freeze them for one night until the oranges are so hard. Then put them in hot water and scald them. The peel of the oranges will be peeled off with a light pump. , the orange pulp inside is sweet and tender, very delicious.
Tianzun saw that Zhan Zhao had nothing to do, so he knew what he wanted to ask, so he asked, "What do you want to ask?"
"What was Bai Yutang like when he was a child?" Zhan Zhao asked with interest, "Is there anything interesting?"
The fourth son hurriedly raised his head - he wanted to hear it too!
"Haha." Tianzun patted his head, "It's too much, I remember all these, I haven't forgotten, it's fun to think about it."
Zhan Zhao laughed, and it's hard to be a god, after all, he has lived for more than 100 years, so he has to remember so many things, and he has to make room in his head for Bai Yutang's childhood memories.
"Yutang was so cute when he was a child!" Tianzun sighed when he thought of it, "Oh, that's just a porcelain doll, so cute that it's unreasonable!"
Zhan Zhao became more interested, "What's interesting?"
"Hehe." Tianzun also became interested, and started talking to Zhan Zhao, "When Yutang was the same age as the fourth son, that is, when he was four and a half years old, one day he ran in with a yellow baby in his hand. Get some fluffy animals and tell me you found a puppy."
Zhan Zhao wanted to laugh—it turns out that Bai Yutang also picked up puppies.
"But I don't look like a dog. When he held it up in front of me, I saw a pointed nose, and then the puppy let out a very smelly fart... Yutang Surprised, I just sat in the snow."
The fourth son opened his mouth wide, "Did the dog fart so much?"
Tianzun waved his hand, "Where is a dog, it is a weasel!"
After Tianzun finished speaking, Zhan Zhao let out a "poof", happy.
The fourth son was also trembling with joy, "When Bai Bai was young, he couldn't even tell the difference between a weasel and a dog."
"No wonder he avoided seeing Ah Huang from Kaifeng Mansion. I thought he hated dogs. It turned out he was afraid of people farting." Zhan Zhao laughed enough, and then asked, "What else?"
"Well, a little bit older, maybe when he was five years old." Tianzun continued, "He didn't know why when he was young, he was very serious, understand?"
Zhan Zhao nodded, and the fourth son also nodded... Indeed, sometimes people think that Bai Yutang is expressionless or ignores others, but in fact, he is too serious in a certain aspect.For example, many times when you tell him a joke, he will listen to it seriously, and then find it very difficult to understand... At this time, it looks very boring, but Zhan Zhao finds it very interesting. I guess the axis force was strong when he was a child.
"That year the snow was very heavy, Yutang was practicing in the snow, I suddenly asked him, 'Why are you different from other children, it's snowing, let's have a snowball fight?' Tianzun said, frustrated, "Yutang despised me when he was young, gave me a sideways look, and said I was childish. "
The fourth son cupped his face, "You said you were naive at the age of five? How old were you at that time?"
Tianzun grinned, "One hundred...forgot."
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son couldn't laugh or cry.
"Later, I was not reconciled, so I poked him again, 'It's snowing, why don't you build a snowman to play with!'" Tianzun shook his head, "That damn child actually said, 'It snows every day, and you don't remember it!'" Tianzun spread his hands , "It's not cute at all... No, it's because the appearance is very, very cute, but the character is not cute at all!"
"Did he build a snowman later?" Zhan Zhao was curious.
"I just said to him 'you have to make me one today and nothing else!'"
"Then he piled it up?" The fourth son was curious, "What did he pile up?"
"Not yet, he couldn't help but ask me very seriously, 'Who is he piled up with?'"
The fourth son tilted his head, "Who are you stacking?"
"He asked me, should I be better than him, or a woodcutter or a hunter at the bottom of the mountain?" Tianzun frowned, "Just look at the seriousness you had when you were young!"
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son can be imagined.
"I told him, you don't have to make people, you can make rabbits and cats..." Tianzun shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "He actually argued with me very seriously. Of course you have to make people to make a snowman. Make snow rabbits?!"
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son were also helpless—too serious!
"I was helpless later, so I said something casually, then you can pile yourself up!" Tianzun smiled, "It was also the day I found out that Yutang was very smart, so he went and took a big mirror out and stuck it in the snow, and then took a picture of it. Looking at himself, he piled up a snowman that is almost exactly like himself..." At this point, Tianzun rolled around on the rattan couch in a tangled state, "It's a pity that it melted away a long time ago, I hate it, Super cute snowman, and Yutang looks like dead!"
Zhan Zhao suddenly thought that Bai Yutang had a good memory, and wondered if he could still pile it up now, if he could, he would be able to see what Bai Yutang was like when he was a child.
"By the way, when Yutang was young, his butt was so white..." Tianzun didn't finish speaking, and a pillow hit his face, and he let out a "bang".
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son, who were engrossed, were startled, looked up, and saw Bai Yutang came back at some time, holding a pillow in his hand, covering Tianzun's face.
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son subconsciously looked at Bai Yutang's butt.
Bai Yutang was speechless, and glared at Zhan Zhao. Zhan Zhao was quite innocent - did Tianzun say that?
"Stop making trouble." Bai Yutang took the pillow in his hand and said to Zhan Zhao, "There is a situation. The shadow guard who monitored Pan Xu came back and said that Pan Xu had quietly entered the West Forest and walked towards the valley. "
"Really?" Zhan Zhao jumped up, but Tianzun held his chin and asked curiously, "Which Pan Xu?"
Bai Yutang asked him, "When did we meet?"
Tianzun blinked, "Forgot."
……
Bai Yutang held his breath, "Where did you see it, and who used it?"
Tianzun then blinked, "Forgot."
……
Bai Yutang raised his forehead, Zhan Zhao and the others looked at each other, almost forgetting that Tianzun has momentary amnesia, let alone things that happened a long, long time ago, but...
Bao Zheng didn't seem to understand, "Tianzun, since you remember meeting Bai Shaoxia when you were young, why don't you remember what it was?"
Tianzun rubbed his chin, "Well... I just remember that Yutang was basking in the sun on the side of the mountain after lunch that day... suddenly came back and asked 'what kung fu can make people and snow become one?'"
As he said that, Tianzun turned his eyes to look at the sky and thought again, "I just remember this."
"Don't remember after that?" Zhan Zhao didn't understand, "Why did it suddenly cut off?"
Tianzun also said to Zhan Zhao with a smile, "Afterwards, Yutang when I was a child will not be in the picture. They are just idlers, remember what to do, it's so tiring."
The fourth son heard it from the side, and leaned over, "Bai Bai when I was young..."
"Tsk." Tianzun pinched the fourth son's face and rubbed it, "It's super cute, but the temper is too bad."
Bai Yutang gave him a sideways glance, Tianzun pointed to the frozen tofu, and Bai Yutang help him to boil the tofu helplessly.
"Then do you remember?" Zhan Zhao turned his head and asked Bai Yutang, staring at his outline, as if he wanted to see what he looked like when he was a child.
Tianzun suddenly came over and said to Zhan Zhao, "It's the same as white tofu..."
Zhan Zhao blinked.
Tianzun held the fourth son up in front of his eyes, "When I was four and a half years old, I was younger than this son, with the same big eyes... um."
Before he finished speaking, Bai Yutang stuffed the cooked frozen tofu into his mouth...
"Phew, it's so hot, so hot!" Tianzun stuck out his tongue so hot, and the fourth son hurriedly blew it on him.
Bai Yutang poured him a cup of tea, stuffed it into Tianzun's hand and asked him to hold it without interrupting.
The fourth son took the bowl and chopsticks from Bai Yutang's hand, boiled a piece of mutton, and carefully blew it for Tianzun to put it in his mouth.Zhao Pu and Gongsun were so considerate, the fourth son always regarded Tianzun as his most comfortable bed or pillow...
Tianzun looked at the fourth son, and hugged him, "It would be nice if he was as cute as you when he was young, but the dead child will be irritating when he is young."
Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang - why were you angry with him when you were young?
Bai Yutang was speechless, and waved his hands to signal Zhan Zhao not to ask, this matter would take a long time to talk about, so he turned to serious matters, "I remember, I saw someone fighting at the bottom of the mountain, it seems to be from two sects Fighting, one side is wearing black clothes, the waistcoat is made of animal skin, and the other side is a few people in white clothes..."
At that time, Bai Yutang was only about five years old and just started to learn kung fu. He saw the man in white's kung fu was very strange. He leaped into the air for a while, and suddenly swayed with the snow...it actually melted into the snow, and then suddenly emerged from the snow. Come.
"What kind of kung fu is that?" Zhan Zhao asked.
Bai Yutang looked at Tianzun, saw that he was eating beef balls, and asked him, "You really don't remember anything?"
Tianzun looked up at Bai Yutang, thought for a while, "I can't remember, but from what you said, it should be the skill of Xuelong Palace, one of the Five Dragon Sects."
"What kind of sect is the Five Dragon Sect?" Zhan Zhao was a little surprised that he had never heard of it.
"It's a sect from the Liao Kingdom. Tianshan is located in the territory of the Liao Kingdom, so you can get in touch with many Liao people." Bai Yutang said, "Snow Dragon Palace is not a great sect, and I don't have much contact with it. The fight seemed to be about grabbing something." As he said, he asked Tianzun, "Isn't it?"
Tianzun chewed the fish skin dumplings stuffed into his mouth by the fourth son, and thought for a while, "Xuelong Palace is usually responsible for making money."
"Make money?" Everyone was curious.
"A big sect naturally needs money to operate. The Wulong sect is considered a very large sect in the Liao Kingdom, and it involves both the government and business circles, so the money must not be less, but it cannot be stolen or robbed, so it can only rely on some secrets. business."
"What business?" Bao Zheng frowned. It turned out that there were such sects in Liao Kingdom. Fortunately, there were not many Jianghu sects infiltrating into the government in the Song Dynasty.
"Basically make a fortune by selling Wangyousan and treasure hunting."
"Treasure hunting?!" Pang Ji's eyes lit up when he heard it, "What treasure are you looking for?"
"There are all kinds of them, some of them may be just some precious herbs, like ginseng and ganoderma, and some of them may be funeral objects of some rich people." Tianzun said.
"That's it." Zhan Zhao understood.
"Snow Dragon Palace should be located in an extremely cold place. Anyway, to the north of Daliao, there are many places covered with ice and snow all year round." Tianzun said, "Probably hiding in an ice cave."
"Are these people looking for treasures in the mountains? Could it be that there are some great treasures in the mountains?" Grand Master Pang must have found the treasures, and his mind became alive. He asked Bao Zheng, "Why don't we go to the mountains to look for them?"
"The unknown situation may be a bit dangerous." Zhao Pu thought for a while, then turned to Zou Liang and said, "Take someone to explore, be careful."
"Yes." Zou Liang was about to go out.
But Tianzun said, "Go to the forest outside the city?"
Zou Liang turned his head, Zhao Pu nodded.
"No need to go, I can't find it." Tianzun waved his hand.
Everyone was surprised, why did Tianzun know that he couldn't find it?
"Is that forest full of lavender cedars?" Tianzun asked.
The crowd nodded.
"I just said, when I walked over, I felt that the color of the forest was weird." Tianzun yawned, "There are many traps in that forest, so don't venture into it if you are not sure."
Bao Zheng thought it made sense, even if it was Zou Liang, he was also the left-wing general of the Zhao family army, in case something went wrong and it was too uneconomical, he had better be careful.
"It's a pity that the old ghost is not here." Tianzun said quietly, "otherwise it would be most appropriate to let him in."
Zhan Zhao wondered, "Grandpa?"
"Yeah." Tianzun held his chin, "Hasn't he arrived yet? There's no reason, he went out earlier than me."
Zhan Zhao was startled, "My grandfather came with you?"
Tianzun curled his lips, "He went out earlier than me, he left in the morning and I left in the evening, maybe he got lost..."
After Tianzun finished speaking, everyone looked at him with contempt.
Bai Yutang was a little puzzled, "Did you run off to the Demon Palace?"
Tianzun blinked, raised his head, touched his nose and eyeballs, looked aside, and muttered, "Forgot!"
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, that's what the so-called not being able to lie is like!
"How many days have you been separated from Yin Hou?" Bai Yutang asked.
"It looks like three or four days." Tianzun blinked.
"Three days and four days?" Bai Yutang continued to ask, to be honest, he was only so patient with Tianzun, and he would have trampled to death for the second one.
"Three and a half days." Tianzun suddenly seemed to remember something, reached out and took out something from his sleeve, and stuffed it to Bai Yutang, "Hey!"
Bai Yutang took it over and took a look, it was a big Snow Flame Bead, translucent and crystal clear.
"Ah, this one is so big!" The fourth son held it in both hands, looking at the snowflakes inside.
"Where did it come from?" Bai Yutang asked Tianzun.
"I bought it on the side of the road, it's cheap, only 500 taels..."
Tianzun's words came out, and the audience gasped.
Tianzun also said, "The old man who sold the beads told me that these are priceless snow eyes, which can cure blindness!"
While talking, he stretched out his hand and said to Bai Yutang, "I've run out of pocket money for my teacher."
Bai Yutang reluctantly took out his money bag and gave it to him, and warned him not to buy any more beads, no matter what kind of beads!
Tianzun flattened his mouth and said that he needed to take a bath when he was dirty, so the fourth son took him to the room.
Bai Yutang looked at the Xueyan Orb in his hand, dumbfounded.
"Oh, Tianzun was deceived." Shi Xiaobao interjected, "I bought this Xueyan Pearl for ten taels of silver. It seems that saints sometimes get confused!"
Bai Yutang shook his head silently - when was he not confused? !
Forget it, repairing the wall, paying for the broken door of the bathhouse and the medical expenses of those broken bathers, plus this fake snowy eyeball... Bai Yutang felt like a prodigal.
Holding the cup, Zhan Zhao marveled, "Tianzun's monthly fee must be higher than that of Xiao Wu." Then he patted Bai Yutang again, "It's really hard work for you. By the way, Xiao Wu has to eat chicken at night."
"Wow." Xiao Wu seemed to understand what "chicken" represented, so he licked his mouth and flicked his tail.
Pang Ji looked at Bao Zheng--is this considered to be a sure sign of Bai Yutang?This young master is full, and he accompanied you to investigate the case, and contributed money and effort.
Mr. Bao curled his lips in a secretive way - I told you that you don't understand, I have cats in Kaifeng Mansion!Cats are everything!
After everyone finished their meal, Tianzun also took a bath, and wandered out wearing a piece of Bai Yutang's clothes. His long silver hair was still slightly wet and loose, and he leaned on a rattan couch under the eaves, with his hands in his hands. A pot of tea, leisurely watching the snowflakes falling from the sky.
Seeing that Bai Yutang was not there, Zhan Zhao guessed that he had gone out to pay for Tianzun's troubles, so he moved a stool and sat down next to Tianzun.
Xiao Si combed Xiao Wu's hair beside him.
"Tianzun." Zhan Zhao sat next to Tianzun and peeled an orange for him.
Tangerines in the area of Baozhou Prefecture are very sweet, and there is a way to eat them. First, freeze them for one night until the oranges are so hard. Then put them in hot water and scald them. The peel of the oranges will be peeled off with a light pump. , the orange pulp inside is sweet and tender, very delicious.
Tianzun saw that Zhan Zhao had nothing to do, so he knew what he wanted to ask, so he asked, "What do you want to ask?"
"What was Bai Yutang like when he was a child?" Zhan Zhao asked with interest, "Is there anything interesting?"
The fourth son hurriedly raised his head - he wanted to hear it too!
"Haha." Tianzun patted his head, "It's too much, I remember all these, I haven't forgotten, it's fun to think about it."
Zhan Zhao laughed, and it's hard to be a god, after all, he has lived for more than 100 years, so he has to remember so many things, and he has to make room in his head for Bai Yutang's childhood memories.
"Yutang was so cute when he was a child!" Tianzun sighed when he thought of it, "Oh, that's just a porcelain doll, so cute that it's unreasonable!"
Zhan Zhao became more interested, "What's interesting?"
"Hehe." Tianzun also became interested, and started talking to Zhan Zhao, "When Yutang was the same age as the fourth son, that is, when he was four and a half years old, one day he ran in with a yellow baby in his hand. Get some fluffy animals and tell me you found a puppy."
Zhan Zhao wanted to laugh—it turns out that Bai Yutang also picked up puppies.
"But I don't look like a dog. When he held it up in front of me, I saw a pointed nose, and then the puppy let out a very smelly fart... Yutang Surprised, I just sat in the snow."
The fourth son opened his mouth wide, "Did the dog fart so much?"
Tianzun waved his hand, "Where is a dog, it is a weasel!"
After Tianzun finished speaking, Zhan Zhao let out a "poof", happy.
The fourth son was also trembling with joy, "When Bai Bai was young, he couldn't even tell the difference between a weasel and a dog."
"No wonder he avoided seeing Ah Huang from Kaifeng Mansion. I thought he hated dogs. It turned out he was afraid of people farting." Zhan Zhao laughed enough, and then asked, "What else?"
"Well, a little bit older, maybe when he was five years old." Tianzun continued, "He didn't know why when he was young, he was very serious, understand?"
Zhan Zhao nodded, and the fourth son also nodded... Indeed, sometimes people think that Bai Yutang is expressionless or ignores others, but in fact, he is too serious in a certain aspect.For example, many times when you tell him a joke, he will listen to it seriously, and then find it very difficult to understand... At this time, it looks very boring, but Zhan Zhao finds it very interesting. I guess the axis force was strong when he was a child.
"That year the snow was very heavy, Yutang was practicing in the snow, I suddenly asked him, 'Why are you different from other children, it's snowing, let's have a snowball fight?' Tianzun said, frustrated, "Yutang despised me when he was young, gave me a sideways look, and said I was childish. "
The fourth son cupped his face, "You said you were naive at the age of five? How old were you at that time?"
Tianzun grinned, "One hundred...forgot."
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son couldn't laugh or cry.
"Later, I was not reconciled, so I poked him again, 'It's snowing, why don't you build a snowman to play with!'" Tianzun shook his head, "That damn child actually said, 'It snows every day, and you don't remember it!'" Tianzun spread his hands , "It's not cute at all... No, it's because the appearance is very, very cute, but the character is not cute at all!"
"Did he build a snowman later?" Zhan Zhao was curious.
"I just said to him 'you have to make me one today and nothing else!'"
"Then he piled it up?" The fourth son was curious, "What did he pile up?"
"Not yet, he couldn't help but ask me very seriously, 'Who is he piled up with?'"
The fourth son tilted his head, "Who are you stacking?"
"He asked me, should I be better than him, or a woodcutter or a hunter at the bottom of the mountain?" Tianzun frowned, "Just look at the seriousness you had when you were young!"
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son can be imagined.
"I told him, you don't have to make people, you can make rabbits and cats..." Tianzun shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "He actually argued with me very seriously. Of course you have to make people to make a snowman. Make snow rabbits?!"
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son were also helpless—too serious!
"I was helpless later, so I said something casually, then you can pile yourself up!" Tianzun smiled, "It was also the day I found out that Yutang was very smart, so he went and took a big mirror out and stuck it in the snow, and then took a picture of it. Looking at himself, he piled up a snowman that is almost exactly like himself..." At this point, Tianzun rolled around on the rattan couch in a tangled state, "It's a pity that it melted away a long time ago, I hate it, Super cute snowman, and Yutang looks like dead!"
Zhan Zhao suddenly thought that Bai Yutang had a good memory, and wondered if he could still pile it up now, if he could, he would be able to see what Bai Yutang was like when he was a child.
"By the way, when Yutang was young, his butt was so white..." Tianzun didn't finish speaking, and a pillow hit his face, and he let out a "bang".
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son, who were engrossed, were startled, looked up, and saw Bai Yutang came back at some time, holding a pillow in his hand, covering Tianzun's face.
Zhan Zhao and the fourth son subconsciously looked at Bai Yutang's butt.
Bai Yutang was speechless, and glared at Zhan Zhao. Zhan Zhao was quite innocent - did Tianzun say that?
"Stop making trouble." Bai Yutang took the pillow in his hand and said to Zhan Zhao, "There is a situation. The shadow guard who monitored Pan Xu came back and said that Pan Xu had quietly entered the West Forest and walked towards the valley. "
"Really?" Zhan Zhao jumped up, but Tianzun held his chin and asked curiously, "Which Pan Xu?"
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