Male God Project [System]

This is a bad movie, a bad movie with no acting skills and no plot.

But Chen Ningyue had to admit that with the dick of the Oka Film Festival jury, it was very likely that he would do this.

When Mu Zimo saw that the film was nominated, he was also taken aback.Because he wrote about similar subjects in his previous life.

But after watching this movie, Mu Zimo felt that his writing was much better.

Although the name is the same, Mu Zimo wrote about a young man who saw the shortcomings of China and heard some people boast that the United States is so good and so good, so he had the idea of ​​going to the United States to learn Buddhist scriptures and come back to serve the motherland.Many patriotic youths who go abroad have such an American dream.Of course, the ending is that he finally went to the country of America after untold hardships, but found that the country of America has many excellent places to learn from, but the country of China cannot copy it. After all, the national conditions are different, the level of development is also different, and the customs and customs are also different.

Mu Zimo praised the stinky feet of the United States in the film and won the favor of the OCA jury, but he did not smear his own country too much.

And this film is a traditional stinky one. It writes that people in a very backward place in China yearn for the United States every day, collect all kinds of things in the United States frantically, save money to watch the plane to the United States, and then pass through a series of ridiculous little people. When he was about to give up, he suddenly won tens of millions of lottery prizes. Then he finally got on the plane to the United States and decided to immigrate to the United States.

In the film, the scene of Huaguo is naturally the vulgar low-level people. The city is full of dilapidated factories and dilapidated brick houses, and the countryside is naturally full of thatched cottages.

Fortunately, the screenwriter and director also know that this film of theirs praises the stinky feet of the United States too much, and smears China and the people of China too much, and knows to adjust the time to the era when the economy of China is not very developed.

Even so, it is clear that the Chinese people still do not buy it, and the domestic box office is very miserable.However, the overseas box office is still good, and the slogan "Let you see the real Huaguo" was also published.

This movie did not appear in the previous life, but because of the butterfly effect caused by Mu Zimo in this life, many new movies were released, and many bad movies were eliminated from the beginning.

This time in the Oka Film Festival in the previous life, Lin Qin won the best actor, but Lin Qin had already won the best actor in the previous one, so it is naturally impossible to give it to him this time.However, the film that won the best film at the Oka in the previous life was not released. It seems that because the leading actor Lin Qin was attacked, it was difficult for the crew to find a new leading actor, and the casting process dragged on for several months.Although Lin Qin regained consciousness later, he did not return to the set due to his physical recuperation, and the protagonist was replaced by someone else.

However, because of this twists and turns, the film is still in post-production and failed to catch up with the release before the Oka Film Festival.

So Jonson was full of ambition and felt that the best picture this time was already in his pocket.

It's just that such a movie came out this time.

"Not necessarily?" Chen Ningyue glanced at the profile and knew that he would definitely not be able to read it any longer. "Although this subject is for an award, it's too..."

"If there are other films with better quality this year, I will definitely not choose this one. Now anyway, the best film may fall on Chinese screenwriters, and the jury will definitely prefer to meet their own tastes. Anyway, the Oka Film Festival The unfairness is well known in the industry. Even if the audience has scolded many times, they will not repent." Mu Zimo got up and stretched himself, "But don't be pessimistic, our crew is not to be bullied .”

"If this bad movie won the award this time, I will scold them to death." Chen Ningyue clenched his fists.

"Come on, you still have to figure out how to explain to Aunt Qian." Mu Zimo kicked Chen Ningyue, "Aunt Qian asked you to help her to the banquet, and you beat her up. Are you scared now? Avoid me Can this hide for a lifetime?"

"That person should be beaten!" Chen Ningyue yelled, scratching his neck.That person actually provoked the relationship between him and his brother, a beating is considered light!

"I know I should be beaten, but there are also techniques for beating. Is it the same to put a sack on your back and face to face?" Mu Zimo patted Chen Ningyue on the shoulder, and raised his phone, "Aunt Qian is already at the door, we Go open the door and give you ten seconds to figure out how to apologize."

"Brother, you can't do this to me!" Chen Ning Yue Erkang handed.

Mu Zimo waved his hand at Chen Ningyue very coldly, opened the door, and let in Aunt Qian, the great demon king.

"Chen, Ning, Yue!"

"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssss!"

Mu Zimo shed two tears of sympathy for Chen Ningyue, and then went to make tea for the big devil.

.. ......

After the list of nominations for the Oka Film Festival came out, Huaguo movie fans almost cheered for victory in advance.

After all, Huaguo movie star got the best actor and then there was a shooting case. Huaguo movie fans were already angry.Seeing that another Hua Guo movie star was nominated this year, and the script was written by Hua Guo's screenwriter, Hua Guo fans thought they could finally let out a sigh of relief and vent their depression.

But soon after the recording of a member of the judging committee of the Oka Film Festival drinking was leaked by reporters, fans in Huaguo were in an uproar.

The drinking recording was first disclosed on a certain foreign network media, and then was reported by many large foreign entertainment media, and finally spread to Huaguo.

The judge said that the best movie and best actor this time are indeed Hua Guo's, but it is not the "Final Truth" that everyone expects, but "Hua Guo People's American Dream".The background sound can also hear other people's questions, saying that "Final Truth" is excellent in terms of production scenes and plot acting skills, and it is not inferior to previous award-winning movies. Even though he is an American, he still thinks it is a piece of shit, whether it is from the script or the acting skills of the actors.Anyway, it is also the deadliest movie award in the world. Is it too much to award it to a pile of shit?

The judge said with a smile, isn't it rare for the Oka Film Festival to award a piece of shit?Look at the name of this movie, "The American Dream of the Chinese People", just by this name, the jury can take a high look.Since there are no American films competing for this award this year, and they are all awarded to uncomfortable Chinese people anyway, why not disgust the Chinese people and entertain yourself?

The person who asked the question still seemed to disagree, and the judges laughed later and said, "They don't have racial discrimination. The film was made by the Hua people themselves, wasn't it?"The leading actor is also from Huaguo himself, isn't he?This is what they think Huaguo is like, and it's not what they said.So this is not racial discrimination. Speaking of it, they themselves look down on themselves, so how can they say that others are discriminatory?

Although the recording is a little fuzzy, there are so many people in Huaguo who understand English, even if the official translation has not been released, the folks have already spread it.

However, the director and protagonist of that movie are still hyping, saying that this is a "thought-provoking" movie, saying that the box office is low because "it needs people with thought and connotation to understand it", and criticizing "a certain movie" It is "vulgar or even kitsch" to attract audiences by gimmicks and mysteries. This behavior of pleasing audiences has lost the integrity of practitioners in the film and television industry.

These remarks had already been criticized by movie fans, but now that the recording came out, the face was slapped and swollen, and even his mother couldn't recognize it.

Although there are still public knowledge that "thousands of mistakes must be the fault of Huaguo", Keyboard Man and the "Your Country" party are clamoring there, anyway, it is all Chinese people who win the award, and everyone wins the same. Connotation has thought.They also clamored that if the director and screenwriter were not so thoughtful and connotative, the Oka Film Festival would not award awards to Chinese people, and Chinese films would go back 100 years.

Lin Qin: Hehe, do you think I don't exist?

Mu Zimo: Hehe, do you think I don't exist? / Lin Qin: Hehe, do you think I don't exist?

After the scarves of the two fiancés came out, Tong Sui had quick eyesight and quick hands, and immediately became the third person to retweet: Hehe, do you think I don't exist? / Mu Zimo: Hehe, do you think I don't exist? / Lin Qin: Hehe, do you think I don't exist?

Tong Sui reposted it all, and Tong Sui's old partner immediately reposted it too.Then the famous people in Huaguo's film industry, including the presidents of major entertainment companies, all reposted it.Even the president of an entertainment company who has always been sour towards Lin Qin and privately said many bad things about Lin Qin and Han Tang Entertainment reposted it.And after the entertainment president reposted it, he posted another national scolding bib in his style: fuck off!I have to rely on despising myself to win the award. I would rather donate money to the Yumei Film Festival and make the Yumei Film Festival the number one film festival in the world!

Then the official scarf of the Yumei Film Festival forwarded this scarf very tacitly: Well, you don’t have to be rich to get the first place, and we are not short of money, we really are not short of money/kuaihan, but Yumei Film Festival has always adhered to With fair and impartial judging standards, if an American shoots a movie that smears the United States and submits it for trial, then the movie is made like a piece of shit, and we will still judge it as a piece of shit, not like a film festival judge who insists on making a piece of shit Considering it a lump of gold, it lowered his style for no reason. [Picture: Toilet] Huaguo has a different system, so many things represent the voice of the "country"—such as the Yumei Film Festival.

The official scarf of the Yumei Film Festival spoke on behalf of the country: Although according to the regulations, there is no way to block your screening and let this shit pollute the air in major movie theaters, but the country still thinks it is a shit, please everyone Movie fans keep their eyes open and cover their noses, don't mistake that lump of shit for a lump of shit-like gold.

Now the film crew couldn't jump up and down.It was the rhythm of being bombarded by the Chinese people collectively.

Not only Huaguo, but even Americans are not interested in the jury's interest.

On Twitter in the United States, there was a poll, and the option with the highest number of votes was, I think the jury that chose a piece of shit to win the award is also a piece of shit.It can be seen what American netizens think.

Many netizens expressed that they are neither blind nor foolish about what is going on in Huaguo, and their sense of self-honor can be inflated just by watching an obviously smearing movie.Although they are patriotic, they also hope that their country is the strongest.But they also look down on people who don't love their country.If you don't even love the motherland that gave birth to him and raised him, why is this kind of person still alive?