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"Panda, open the door for me quickly, or I will kill you immediately, did you hear that..."

A gloomy voice came from behind, accompanied by something holding her waist, Zhang Lianqiao was taken aback for a moment, and then raised her two paws in response to the 'gangster''s instructions.

He didn't say anything immediately, but glanced at the shadow on the ground from the corner of his eye. After vaguely seeing that it was a long, thin animal with a long tail, he blinked his eyes, and then deliberately whispered in a trembling voice,

"Hey! Friends... Let's have a good talk, we are all wild animals, why bother to embarrass each other... I am a poor man, and I have no food at home..."

Having said that, Zhang Lianqiao didn't have any scared expression on his face. He could probably tell what kind of animal was behind him. You can't fool anyone.But what he didn't understand was how this kind of animal, which is hardly seen in the city today, appeared here and wanted to rob him, and the moment he was thinking silently, the animal shouted impatiently.

"Don't talk nonsense to me! Open the door for me! If you don't obey me, I'll take your skin off!"

Raising his voice, he abruptly interrupted Zhang Lianqiao's words. The green-eyed animal yelled in a rough voice, and at the same time pounded the 'weapon' held in its paw forward. The big man trembled even more, and the animal smiled triumphantly.

He has been following this idiot for several days. When the other one was still around a few days ago, he didn't dare to come over for some reason, but now that the other one is out, he can feel at ease. I thought that my plan today was perfect, after all, things like pandas look fat and stupid, and they have no great skills.

But the bad thing is that he has lived in the mountains for a long time, and he has never seen how an animal like a panda fights with a tiger. Before he was happy for too long, this clumsy and useless giant panda took advantage of him to relax. Suddenly, he turned his back, then raised his fist the size of a sandbag and slapped him viciously on the head.

"I asked you to peel off my skin! See if I don't peel off your skin!!"

Shouting such words in his mouth, Zhang Panda's movements, which were rare and mighty once, were very messy and disorderly, but he still beat the shit out of that small-headed animal.He was hit on the head several times, and when he fell to the ground, he let out a scream. The corncob that he had been holding in his hand as a weapon rolled down to the ground, and his yellow-brown fur also Shown under dim street lights.

The light fell on the animal's body, and it could be vaguely seen that it was actually a big adult weasel. Seeing this, Zhang Lianqiao didn't stop, and directly rushed towards this criminal who dared to run amok in a society ruled by law. Molecule was caught, but before he could use his trick again, the stunned weasel had already covered its small head and lay down on the ground crying loudly.

"Mother!! Don't hit me!! My own person!! I'm Shen Cangzhu's cousin!! Spare me!! Spare my life!! Stop beating me!"

At this time, in a remote mountainous area thousands of miles away, the Global No. 20 Sixth Symposium on the Protection of Non-flying Birds is in full swing.

The event first started ten years ago by Ms. Justin, a penguin from the Antarctic branch of the International Animal Registry Office.She suggested that the animal world should pay more attention and affirmation to flightless birds, instead of acquiescing that all birds in the world can fly, which is a problem for many birds that do not have the ability to fly. A kind of discrimination, and this kind of discrimination is invisible and huge.

Once this point of view was put forward, it immediately aroused extensive discussions in the animal world, and also received responses from many flightless birds all over the world, including ostriches, kiwis and many others that do not have the ability to fly birds, and when this activity spread to China, it also caused a shock in the local poultry world, because the three kinds of poultry like chickens, ducks and geese are themselves made of flying birds such as pheasants, wild ducks and wild geese. They came from domestication and so on, so their feelings about this matter will become deeper and deeper.

This year's non-flying bird seminar was chosen in a remote mountainous area in the north, and almost all representatives from the poultry industry from across the country came.Shen Cangzhu and Wu Yanzu came here early as the higher-level appointees in the province and city, and with the seminar, Shen Cangzhu listened to these chirping birds arguing in his ears every day about how to make himself Personal safety is guaranteed, I just feel that my brain is about to explode.

"In recent years, the demand for our poultry in the human world has been increasing. In order to shorten our development time and let us go on the market as soon as possible, the major farms are becoming more and more unscrupulous! The hormones that make us out of shape Use! Forced ducks against our will! We are supposed to be beautiful, well-built poultry! But because of some selfish human actions! We have become ugly! Bloated! We have lost our flight Do you want to continue to degenerate like this! Chicken friends! Duck friends! Isn’t this terrible situation worthy of our reflection! Resist it cluck cluck!”

The emotional rooster expressed his views to all the poultry sitting below. He is the chairman of this seminar, Zhang Benshan, and also the leader of the non-governmental organization kfs.

Because he has a lot of authority in the poultry world, Zhang Benshan, the chicken, is also very defiant. Compared with the official animal household registration office, the kfs he founded is very out of line, and has been trying to break the fixed relationship between the animal world and the human world Therefore, it has attracted the close attention of the Mobile Accounts Office.

Like this seminar, Shen Cangshu and Wu Yanzu came here under the instruction of their superiors. On the surface, they came to represent the H City Mobility Office to hold a meeting. In fact, they secretly came to see what this arrogant chicken would do. Do something.

Last night, Shen Cangzhu had dinner with Zhang Benshan on purpose, because Shen Cangzhu was a human being, so Chairman Zhang Benshan, who was somewhat hostile to humans to a certain extent, kept a straight face from the beginning to the end, not even a bit decent None of the meals were prepared for him and Wu Yanzu, but he directly put two catties of chicken feed on the table.

Wu Yanzu's face darkened at that time. After all, in terms of their positions, he and Shen Cangzhu are also civil servants after all, and they are serious officials of the household transfer office. Even if this Zhang Benshan has emotions, he can't treat them like this. Shen Cangzhu didn't speak either, he just strangled Chairman Zhang Benshan's neck and looked at him for a while, then said expressionlessly,

"If we don't have food, we will have chicken. Chairman Zhang, do you like braised or stewed?"

Zhang Benshan: "..."

After this conflict, Shen Cangzhu and Zhang Benshan had no more exchanges. Although there were always provocations, Zhang Benshan didn't gain the upper hand.Shen Cangzhu continued to attend the meeting early this morning, but at this moment, he sat in a pile of chickens, ducks and geese and listened to Director Zhang's speech expressionlessly. When he heard a certain part of the Director's speech, A different emotion finally appeared on his face that had been calm all this time.

"I propose! We must plan a secret operation to protect our own safety! To resist this massacre from continuing! We can spread some of the germs on our bodies! Let those human beings who think about eating us all day long be afraid of us when they see us ! This is not only a way to defend everyone's dignity! It is also a way to ensure our safety! If everyone agrees! I hope to name this operation h8n9! How about it! Everyone agrees!"

Zhang Lianqiao: "..."

Wu Yanzu: "..."

……

"Director, let's report the situation of this meeting directly to the higher-ups. This is not a seminar, it's simply a gathering of terrorists..."

"Well, you do it, let's go straight tonight... This chicken is really out of its mind."

Coming out of the meeting early, Shen Cangzhu and Wu Yanzu, who finally felt that their breathing became easier, walked in the dilapidated village and talked in a low voice.In the rally just now, Wu Yanzu has recorded all the remarks of Chairman Zhang Benshan. Once convicted, Chairman Zhang who wantonly incited poultry to endanger the safety of the food chain will face up to five years of imprisonment.

Shen Cangzhu is of course relieved that this trip is finally over. It has been several days since he came out, and the panda at home does not know what happened. He has been dealing with Zhang Benshan for the past few days, so he has no time to fight. Call to ask about pandas.According to Wu Yanzu, he has been practicing for several days, and he has performed well these days. Although Shen Cangzhu didn't say anything on the surface, he was thinking in his heart that this panda didn't embarrass him.

That night, he and Daniel Wu left the village on the agricultural tractor at the head of the village in front of them. After arriving at the county, they transferred to a motorcycle. Because Daniel Wu was a dog, he couldn't get on the agricultural tractor, and the itinerary of the two of them was also inexplicable. stretched out.

Waiting to finally reach City H, it will be a day and a night later.Both of them were exhausted from this business trip, Wu Yanzu got off the car halfway and went home to catch up on sleep, while Shen Cangzhu returned to his home with big bags and small bags.

When he was approaching the door of his house, Shen Cangzhu was inexplicably nervous standing at the door of the toilet. After all, he had never experienced the feeling of having someone at home waiting for him when he came back from a far away place before. .

Although in a sense, the current Zhang Lianqiao is not considered a person, but for Shen Cangzhu, this feeling of having a family by your side is so strange and warm, and just thinking about it later When Er'er opened the door, the chubby panda just stood at the door and looked up at him. He felt happy from the bottom of his heart when his dark eyes were shining.

Thinking in this way, Director Shen, who had just rounded up a nest of terrorist chickens in the countryside, felt inexplicably nervous, and when he knocked on the door and waited for the moment when the door opened from the inside, he The first thing I saw was not the familiar black and white dumpling, but three weasel faces with wicked brows and mouse eyes.

"Ah! Cousin! You're home~ Cousin and aunt miss you so much~ Quick, Jin Hua, call someone, your cousin Cangzhu is back! Call quickly!"

Shen Cangshu: "........."