Back to an hour ago, after Shen Cangzhu and Zhang Lianqiao separated, he found the branch of the Animal Household Registration Office in L City according to the address Wu Yanzu gave him.Compared with the H city branch, this place looks a lot cleaner. It is also an independent building, but it is not mixed with human work units, so the security has also improved a lot.Because the former Director Mao and his cronies had just fallen off the horse, so at this time there was only one staff member in the entire department who survived the corruption case waiting here for Shen Cangzhu, and when Shen Cangzhu saw After seeing his real appearance, he seemed to suddenly understand why this staff member was safe and sound when a litter of cats was taken away by the headquarters.
Crayfish has always been known as a food that has long existed on Chinese people's tables, but this is the first time Shen Cangzhu has seen such aquatic creatures appear in the animal household registration office.Logically speaking, it should be very difficult for him to work in this department that used to be a cat, but this crayfish seems to be quite talkative. As soon as he met, he talked with Shen Cangzhu about his previous relationship with his ex. The experience of the boss fighting wits and courage.
"Director Shen, right? Hello, hello, see you for the first time. My name is Wang Xiaolong. This time I'm staying in our department, and I've been waiting for you for a long time... that dead fat man who couldn't walk when he saw He Xian before I didn’t have a good day when the cat was still around. I was worried that I would be put under the pot all day long... It’s so good to have you here... Oh, by the way, you don’t like lobsters, do you? Spicy Xiaolong You don’t even like lobster sashimi, do you? Sigh, it’s great not to eat it. Now it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t like me. There’s no way, the food chain is so fierce… If it wasn’t for the crayfish who ate human flesh I am notorious, I am afraid I have already been poisoned..."
Speaking like this, Wang Xiaolong, who was all black, sighed heavily. He is a very clever fisherman. He was the reason why Director Mao was pulled down so inexplicably before.Now that the new leader is here, he naturally has to think about his future way out and how to get along with this new leader. Thinking of this, he wants to shake Shen Cangshu's hand as a courtesy, but wait... After he stretched out his hand, he realized that it was a bit difficult for his little pliers and Shen Cangzhu to shake hands, and Shen Cangzhu didn't seem to think it would be difficult for this colleague who would work together in the future, so he just exchanged a few words with him symbolically , Then he walked in and looked at the work area on his own.
"Director, do you have any requirements for the decoration style? I have already contacted a colony of termites, and they will come to help us with the decoration in a few days. Do you like a simple style or an office style? Is it better to install floor-to-ceiling windows? Curtains In what color?"
Crawling along beside Shen Cangzhu, Crayfish seriously and responsibly asked about his new boss's preferences, but Shen Cangzhu was an out-and-out coward, even if you asked him to say a specific preference , and after thinking about it for a while, he just frowned and pointed at the already magnificent lobby of the office area and said in a rough voice,
"Don't mess with what you have, there is nowhere to spend the money! Buy a few catties of cement to build a pond, um, there is a bastard coming over... Oh, let's build a chicken coop over there, there are a few birds, by the way Let’s do some more greening, let’s plant some Shanghai Greens and Emperor Bananas, and then dig a dog hole there…”
"..."
Shen Cangzhu's words made Wang Xiaolong a little confused. Although he is a fisherman, he is also a crayfish produced in the largest aquaculture market in L City.It was the first time in his life that he met Shen Cangzhu, a simple young man from the urban-rural assembly department. For a while, he didn't know how to use the communication skills he had cultivated in the workplace, but Shen Cangzhu didn't care about his silence at all, just Carrying a plastic bag behind his hands, he walked around the work area like an old cadre, his eyes still wandering from side to side, not knowing what he was thinking.
Because it is more complicated to take care of their original team of staff, the decoration here has not been completed. Before, the layout preferences here were completely in accordance with the interests of the director cat, and now some adjustments need to be made appropriately.Shen Cangshu is not very particular about this person, he probably looked at it, and after making sure that there is no major problem, he was ready to leave. Before leaving, he explained a few words to Wang Xiaolong to save some money, and Wang Xiaolong who heard this said hurriedly He nodded, but he was silently thinking about how to arrange the office area as Shen Cangzhu asked, and when Shen Cangzhu came out of the unit, he bought two boxes of lunch and began to wait for Zhang Lianqiao on the side of the road. What came was a silly bird with red eyes and an incoherent mouth.
"Are you out of your mind? Why are you talking nonsense? If you want to go to jail, go to jail. Don't hurt me. I'm very busy."
Inexplicably speaking, Shen Cangzhu and Zhang Lianqiao were staying at the entrance of a remote community, so he didn't hold down his voice, and directly opened the box full of braised pork and placed it in front of Zhang Lianqiao. Picking up another boxed lunch with only one vegetarian dish, she ate it silently, but after taking a few bites, Zhang Lianqiao was still in a daze, and when he swallowed the meal, he wrinkled angrily. Frowning, then said,
"What's going on? Tell me!"
As soon as Shen Cangzhu called Zhang Lianqiao, he raised his head. He leaned in front of Shen Cangzhu with some embarrassment, but didn't know what to say for a while.After hesitating for a while, he still told his grandmother that he was seriously ill and that his younger brother was going to be homeless, but Shen Cangzhu, who had heard the words, waited patiently for him to finish all his words, and then he opened his mouth after a while,
"Listen to you, what are you thinking now? Violate the rules and be a human being, and then take care of your grandma and younger brother for a few days, and then be arrested and go to jail?"
"Ah... yes."
"To your head!"
Suddenly throwing the lunch box aside on the flower bed, Shen Cangzhu was almost pissed off by Zhang Lianqiao's take-for-granted attitude, and he forcibly endured for a long time before going up and pulling the stupid bird's hair.He was not a very good-tempered person, and he had always adhered to the principle of distinguishing between grievances and grievances in his heart, so he was able to be so resolute when facing his biological father before.Seeing Zhang Lianqiao's appearance now, he didn't know why he got a little angry, but after taking a deep breath, he said word by word,
"You can't think about yourself! Can you stop being so stupid! Life is your own, are you tired if you keep embarrassing yourself so much! Zhang Lianqiao, think about it yourself, if they feel uncomfortable, you feel sorry for them, Who cares about you when you feel bad!"
After Shen Cangzhu's voice fell, he gasped heavily for a long time and didn't speak. He didn't know why he was so angry. Anyway, after hearing Zhang Lianqiao tell him in that tone that he was going to go to prison for ten years, he would never see him again. After him, he couldn't hold back his anger, and Zhang Lianqiao was a little embarrassed by his yelling. After a while, he coughed lightly under Shen Cangzhu's terrifying eyes, and said in a low voice,
"You..."
"…………………"
It was said that Shen Cangzhu stopped talking, but his ears started to turn red for no reason. After Zhang Lianqiao was taught such a lesson by him, he didn't lose control as much as before. Instead, he analyzed with Shen Cangshu seriously,
"Well, how should I put it, in fact, from the very beginning, I felt that the regulation on moving accounts was very unreasonable. Now that I figured out that I would be expelled, I feel even more wronged... Speaking of this matter, I I should blame my grandma and grandma, but now it’s all like this, what’s the point of worrying about it... In the past ten years, they didn’t cut me short of food and clothing, didn’t abuse me, and didn’t criticize me. There are too many bad people, their parents will even abandon them or do something worse, and my parents have done nothing wrong except not giving me a little pride as their son, I I used to complain about myself, and I also had a lot of shady resentment and jealousy. If it is wrong to not be outstanding, then I was wrong... But when I met you later, I felt that those things were not so important. I think I'm fine, and the people I care about think I'm fine...that's enough."
Having said that, Zhang Lianqiao sighed, now that he is 16 years old, he also feels that he has grown up a bit.The world after growing up is no different from before, but he seems to understand a lot of things suddenly than before.But seeing him like this, Shen Cangzhu's expression seemed a bit complicated, until Zhang Lianqiao thought that he was really angry and ignored him, Shen Cangzhu suddenly wanted to pour the half-cold box lunch to the side in the trash can.
"Hey!! Don't throw it away! What a waste! I haven't eaten yet!"
In a panic, she was about to stop Shen Cangzhu. Zhang Lianqiao thought that she had offended Shen Cangzhu so he stopped eating for herself, but Shen Cangzhu ignored him and threw the box of lunch into the trash can. Throw it, then pick him up and say coldly,
"Do you really want to change into a human? Just look like a human, right?"
Startled by Shen Cangzhu's inexplicably serious tone, Zhang Lianqiao stuttered, nodded after thinking about it, and said,
"Ah? Yes... yes."
Hearing this, Shen Cangzhu's expression darkened a bit, as if he was being tormented by something in his heart, it was not good anyway, but Zhang Lianqiao hesitated to ask him if there was something wrong When she was comfortable, Shen Cangzhu said again,
"It just looks like a human being. I have two estrus periods every year, she will regularly shed her hair, and she will lose control of her emotions and want to bite. Don't you mind?"
This sounded a bit strange, and Zhang Lianqiao was even more at a loss for a while. He didn't quite understand what the estrus period and hair loss were, so he could only open his mouth and ask suspiciously,
"Ah... What do you mean, Director?"
At this moment, Shen Cangzhu was obviously not in the mood to answer Zhang Lianqiao's questions. His face was flushed, and he looked more anxious and irritable than Zhang Lianqiao. Seeing that Zhang Lianqiao still refused to answer him, he angrily said He yelled aloud.
"Quickly answer me yes or no!!!"
When Zhang Lianqiao heard this, she nodded violently subconsciously, and shouted cooperatively,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!! As long as you can be a human being, you can do anything!!! Everything is fine!!!"
As soon as the voice fell, Shen Cangshu fell silent. Zhang Lianqiao looked at him in fear, for fear that he might have said something wrong, which made Shen Cangshu unhappy. Shen Cangzhu's silence obviously did not last long, because After a few seconds, he said in a strange voice,
"Then we will register in the afternoon."
"Register... register what?"
His eyes were wide open, Zhang Lianqiao's mind went blank when he asked this question, but Shen Cangzhu just gave him an annoyed look, and then said with a fucking look in his throat,
"What else can I register!! Register for marriage!! Don't you want to be a human!! What else can you do besides this!!"
Zhang Lianqiao: "..."
Crayfish has always been known as a food that has long existed on Chinese people's tables, but this is the first time Shen Cangzhu has seen such aquatic creatures appear in the animal household registration office.Logically speaking, it should be very difficult for him to work in this department that used to be a cat, but this crayfish seems to be quite talkative. As soon as he met, he talked with Shen Cangzhu about his previous relationship with his ex. The experience of the boss fighting wits and courage.
"Director Shen, right? Hello, hello, see you for the first time. My name is Wang Xiaolong. This time I'm staying in our department, and I've been waiting for you for a long time... that dead fat man who couldn't walk when he saw He Xian before I didn’t have a good day when the cat was still around. I was worried that I would be put under the pot all day long... It’s so good to have you here... Oh, by the way, you don’t like lobsters, do you? Spicy Xiaolong You don’t even like lobster sashimi, do you? Sigh, it’s great not to eat it. Now it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t like me. There’s no way, the food chain is so fierce… If it wasn’t for the crayfish who ate human flesh I am notorious, I am afraid I have already been poisoned..."
Speaking like this, Wang Xiaolong, who was all black, sighed heavily. He is a very clever fisherman. He was the reason why Director Mao was pulled down so inexplicably before.Now that the new leader is here, he naturally has to think about his future way out and how to get along with this new leader. Thinking of this, he wants to shake Shen Cangshu's hand as a courtesy, but wait... After he stretched out his hand, he realized that it was a bit difficult for his little pliers and Shen Cangzhu to shake hands, and Shen Cangzhu didn't seem to think it would be difficult for this colleague who would work together in the future, so he just exchanged a few words with him symbolically , Then he walked in and looked at the work area on his own.
"Director, do you have any requirements for the decoration style? I have already contacted a colony of termites, and they will come to help us with the decoration in a few days. Do you like a simple style or an office style? Is it better to install floor-to-ceiling windows? Curtains In what color?"
Crawling along beside Shen Cangzhu, Crayfish seriously and responsibly asked about his new boss's preferences, but Shen Cangzhu was an out-and-out coward, even if you asked him to say a specific preference , and after thinking about it for a while, he just frowned and pointed at the already magnificent lobby of the office area and said in a rough voice,
"Don't mess with what you have, there is nowhere to spend the money! Buy a few catties of cement to build a pond, um, there is a bastard coming over... Oh, let's build a chicken coop over there, there are a few birds, by the way Let’s do some more greening, let’s plant some Shanghai Greens and Emperor Bananas, and then dig a dog hole there…”
"..."
Shen Cangzhu's words made Wang Xiaolong a little confused. Although he is a fisherman, he is also a crayfish produced in the largest aquaculture market in L City.It was the first time in his life that he met Shen Cangzhu, a simple young man from the urban-rural assembly department. For a while, he didn't know how to use the communication skills he had cultivated in the workplace, but Shen Cangzhu didn't care about his silence at all, just Carrying a plastic bag behind his hands, he walked around the work area like an old cadre, his eyes still wandering from side to side, not knowing what he was thinking.
Because it is more complicated to take care of their original team of staff, the decoration here has not been completed. Before, the layout preferences here were completely in accordance with the interests of the director cat, and now some adjustments need to be made appropriately.Shen Cangshu is not very particular about this person, he probably looked at it, and after making sure that there is no major problem, he was ready to leave. Before leaving, he explained a few words to Wang Xiaolong to save some money, and Wang Xiaolong who heard this said hurriedly He nodded, but he was silently thinking about how to arrange the office area as Shen Cangzhu asked, and when Shen Cangzhu came out of the unit, he bought two boxes of lunch and began to wait for Zhang Lianqiao on the side of the road. What came was a silly bird with red eyes and an incoherent mouth.
"Are you out of your mind? Why are you talking nonsense? If you want to go to jail, go to jail. Don't hurt me. I'm very busy."
Inexplicably speaking, Shen Cangzhu and Zhang Lianqiao were staying at the entrance of a remote community, so he didn't hold down his voice, and directly opened the box full of braised pork and placed it in front of Zhang Lianqiao. Picking up another boxed lunch with only one vegetarian dish, she ate it silently, but after taking a few bites, Zhang Lianqiao was still in a daze, and when he swallowed the meal, he wrinkled angrily. Frowning, then said,
"What's going on? Tell me!"
As soon as Shen Cangzhu called Zhang Lianqiao, he raised his head. He leaned in front of Shen Cangzhu with some embarrassment, but didn't know what to say for a while.After hesitating for a while, he still told his grandmother that he was seriously ill and that his younger brother was going to be homeless, but Shen Cangzhu, who had heard the words, waited patiently for him to finish all his words, and then he opened his mouth after a while,
"Listen to you, what are you thinking now? Violate the rules and be a human being, and then take care of your grandma and younger brother for a few days, and then be arrested and go to jail?"
"Ah... yes."
"To your head!"
Suddenly throwing the lunch box aside on the flower bed, Shen Cangzhu was almost pissed off by Zhang Lianqiao's take-for-granted attitude, and he forcibly endured for a long time before going up and pulling the stupid bird's hair.He was not a very good-tempered person, and he had always adhered to the principle of distinguishing between grievances and grievances in his heart, so he was able to be so resolute when facing his biological father before.Seeing Zhang Lianqiao's appearance now, he didn't know why he got a little angry, but after taking a deep breath, he said word by word,
"You can't think about yourself! Can you stop being so stupid! Life is your own, are you tired if you keep embarrassing yourself so much! Zhang Lianqiao, think about it yourself, if they feel uncomfortable, you feel sorry for them, Who cares about you when you feel bad!"
After Shen Cangzhu's voice fell, he gasped heavily for a long time and didn't speak. He didn't know why he was so angry. Anyway, after hearing Zhang Lianqiao tell him in that tone that he was going to go to prison for ten years, he would never see him again. After him, he couldn't hold back his anger, and Zhang Lianqiao was a little embarrassed by his yelling. After a while, he coughed lightly under Shen Cangzhu's terrifying eyes, and said in a low voice,
"You..."
"…………………"
It was said that Shen Cangzhu stopped talking, but his ears started to turn red for no reason. After Zhang Lianqiao was taught such a lesson by him, he didn't lose control as much as before. Instead, he analyzed with Shen Cangshu seriously,
"Well, how should I put it, in fact, from the very beginning, I felt that the regulation on moving accounts was very unreasonable. Now that I figured out that I would be expelled, I feel even more wronged... Speaking of this matter, I I should blame my grandma and grandma, but now it’s all like this, what’s the point of worrying about it... In the past ten years, they didn’t cut me short of food and clothing, didn’t abuse me, and didn’t criticize me. There are too many bad people, their parents will even abandon them or do something worse, and my parents have done nothing wrong except not giving me a little pride as their son, I I used to complain about myself, and I also had a lot of shady resentment and jealousy. If it is wrong to not be outstanding, then I was wrong... But when I met you later, I felt that those things were not so important. I think I'm fine, and the people I care about think I'm fine...that's enough."
Having said that, Zhang Lianqiao sighed, now that he is 16 years old, he also feels that he has grown up a bit.The world after growing up is no different from before, but he seems to understand a lot of things suddenly than before.But seeing him like this, Shen Cangzhu's expression seemed a bit complicated, until Zhang Lianqiao thought that he was really angry and ignored him, Shen Cangzhu suddenly wanted to pour the half-cold box lunch to the side in the trash can.
"Hey!! Don't throw it away! What a waste! I haven't eaten yet!"
In a panic, she was about to stop Shen Cangzhu. Zhang Lianqiao thought that she had offended Shen Cangzhu so he stopped eating for herself, but Shen Cangzhu ignored him and threw the box of lunch into the trash can. Throw it, then pick him up and say coldly,
"Do you really want to change into a human? Just look like a human, right?"
Startled by Shen Cangzhu's inexplicably serious tone, Zhang Lianqiao stuttered, nodded after thinking about it, and said,
"Ah? Yes... yes."
Hearing this, Shen Cangzhu's expression darkened a bit, as if he was being tormented by something in his heart, it was not good anyway, but Zhang Lianqiao hesitated to ask him if there was something wrong When she was comfortable, Shen Cangzhu said again,
"It just looks like a human being. I have two estrus periods every year, she will regularly shed her hair, and she will lose control of her emotions and want to bite. Don't you mind?"
This sounded a bit strange, and Zhang Lianqiao was even more at a loss for a while. He didn't quite understand what the estrus period and hair loss were, so he could only open his mouth and ask suspiciously,
"Ah... What do you mean, Director?"
At this moment, Shen Cangzhu was obviously not in the mood to answer Zhang Lianqiao's questions. His face was flushed, and he looked more anxious and irritable than Zhang Lianqiao. Seeing that Zhang Lianqiao still refused to answer him, he angrily said He yelled aloud.
"Quickly answer me yes or no!!!"
When Zhang Lianqiao heard this, she nodded violently subconsciously, and shouted cooperatively,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!! As long as you can be a human being, you can do anything!!! Everything is fine!!!"
As soon as the voice fell, Shen Cangshu fell silent. Zhang Lianqiao looked at him in fear, for fear that he might have said something wrong, which made Shen Cangshu unhappy. Shen Cangzhu's silence obviously did not last long, because After a few seconds, he said in a strange voice,
"Then we will register in the afternoon."
"Register... register what?"
His eyes were wide open, Zhang Lianqiao's mind went blank when he asked this question, but Shen Cangzhu just gave him an annoyed look, and then said with a fucking look in his throat,
"What else can I register!! Register for marriage!! Don't you want to be a human!! What else can you do besides this!!"
Zhang Lianqiao: "..."
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