Ant Forest

Marriage without responsibility:

Da Sheng knelt down on one knee, affectionately: "Xiaoyi, marry me."

Xiaoyi, so happy that she flew up: "Well, well, well!"

The husband and wife entered the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand.

Staff: "Hello, please show the ID cards of both parties, the original and photocopies of the household registration books and other relevant materials."

The husband and wife handed it out.

The staff member was extremely anxious: "Um... sir, is your spouse not here? Marriage registration requires the presence of both men and women."

Da Sheng pointed at the little guy: "She is my daughter-in-law."

Staff member: "...I'm sorry sir, the parties you submitted are both men, which is not within our scope of responsibility."

Da Sheng was extremely upset: "We're just here for a marriage registration!"

The staff wanted to cry but had no tears: "Sorry sir, our country has not formulated relevant laws and regulations yet!"

Da Sheng, overbearing CEO Fan Er: "Then make it now!"

staff member:"……"

In a certain country where same-sex marriage is legal, Da Sheng held his hard-won marriage certificate and said with little intention, "Honey, it's really not easy for us to get married."

Xiaoyi: "..." Even if you die, you will forget the previous funny incident!

No responsibility to give birth to a baby:

Da Sheng: "Baby, we are legally married now, please help my old Bai family have a baby..." Actually, it is to enjoy the process of making a baby!

Xiaoyi: "Okay."

Dasheng was overjoyed, so he jumped on it, brewing sauce, brewing sauce, turning over and over again, going up and down the kang, like a fish in water, non-stop, seven times a night, one day at a time!

At the end of the sexual affair, Da Sheng embraced his small intentions, lamenting that the creation of human beings is indeed a bliss in the world!

Xiao Yi lay in Da Sheng's arms, stroking her belly with her hand, very shy: "Mr. Lang, I am pregnant with your child."

Da Sheng was shocked.

At the end of September, the abdominal pain was unbearable, she burst into tears, groaned, struggled for 10 minutes, and successfully delivered an ant egg!

Da Sheng was shocked.

Hugging the little...youdan in his arms, loving and gentle: "Mr., I love to come and see our good boy."

Da Sheng held the ant egg in one hand, and held his wife's hand in the other, wailing: "My son is really extraordinary, and my wife is really capable!"

"Crack." The egg broke.

Da Sheng's heart was about to burst: "My son!"

Once you see a... Prince Thumb crawling out of the pile of broken eggshells!

Adopting children without responsibility:

Da Sheng held his son in his hand and smashed it: "Honey, our son is so young, could it be that he was born prematurely and deformed?"

Xiao Yi: "Your head is deformed!" She snatched her son, closed the door and let the dog go.

Da Sheng: "Honey, hold back and close the door! TOT"

Xiaoyi: "You are not allowed to go to the kang today, sleep in the kennel!"

Da Sheng: "What about the dog?"

Xiaoyi: "Sleep in your nest!"

Da Sheng: "..."

A few days later, Da Sheng said, "Honey, I dreamed that there was a flood, and the water was still a hot spring."

Xiaoyi: "Your son urinated, go change the diaper!"

Da Sheng: "Oh..." Tears welled up in his eyes.

The birthday of the non-responsible side story:

Da Sheng: "Honey, today is your birthday, I will always love you only, spoil you, not lie to you, promise you to do everything, and say everything to you with sincerity. Bullying you, scolding you, trusting you, others bullying you, I will come out to support you as soon as possible, I will be happy for you when you are happy, and I will make you happy if you are unhappy, I will always think you are the most beautiful, and I will see you in my dreams To you, in my heart, only you."

Xiaoyi, with teary eyes.

Bai Xiaoyi: "Papa, Daddy is reciting the classic sentence of cheating little girls from Banana TV again. The pot next door has been recited by me several times, so I don't believe it."

Xiaoyi: "..."

Ants without responsibility:

One day, Da Sheng Xiaoyi woke up and found that she had become an ant again!

Da Sheng stretched his arms, moved his legs, and shook his tentacles: "Honey, have we changed back again? Can we try beep beep again?"

Xiaoyi covered her face shyly: "Rogue!"

Da Sheng looked innocent: "It's really just beep beep!"

Xiaoyi covered her face in shame: "Beast!"

Da Sheng: "..."

Xiaoyi: "I don't care about you anymore, I hate~"

Da Sheng: "Wife! Wife! I really just want to fly with you! I won't lie to you!"

The author has something to say: let’s stop here for the time being for the no-responsibility series, _(:3」∠)_, if the author still has some ideas, just add it quietly, 23333

The little ant is here for the time being, love you all, baby, see you in the new article ╭(╯3╰)╮, by the way, the new article is too emperor, the author will write this first (*/ω＼*)

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