Your Majesty, please draw the card

Liu Xi has never been drunk in any life.Not because he has a good capacity for drinking, but because he likes to drink in small sips, and every time he feels dizzy, he will put down his glass and take a rest.So when Liu Xi was helped down because of "drunkness", he was still a little puzzled as to why he got drunk so quickly this time.But then he quickly lost consciousness, he just felt like his whole body was floating on the clouds, constantly rising and falling with the wind...

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

At this moment, Mi Tuan was a little dumbfounded.Empress Dowager Cao's original intention was to ask him to give the emperor some medicine so that the emperor could "relax and relax", so a young, beautiful and innocent dancer was specially prepared in the wing room.You must know that the emperor is already 14 years old, and some things are almost at the age where he can do some things. Even if he can't do it yet, it's okay to experience it.Empress Dowager Cao believes that not only women have deep memories of the first time, but men also care about the first time.The emperor doesn't have many chances to visit the Pingyuan Palace. If these two dancers can take this opportunity to "take the lead" in the emperor's place, they don't need to be favored for long, as long as they leave a place in the emperor's heart in the next three to five years , then the position of the Cao family will be stable.After all, in the heart of Empress Dowager Cao, no wind is as useful as a pillow wind pipe.

But the problem now is that Mituan will inevitably be nervous when doing this kind of thing for the first time, not to mention that the person he wants to administer the medicine is the emperor, and he may end up giving too much medicine with a shake of his hand.The Empress Dowager Cao originally wanted the emperor to be obsessed, and it would be a good thing. The emperor is her own grandson, and she was not willing to use any medicine for tigers and wolves, but now the emperor fell asleep all of a sudden, no matter how the two dancers fiddled Can't wake up, what should I do?

The more Mi Tuan thought about it, the more anxious he became, and the sweat dripped down.You can't let the two dancers "strong" the emperor, can you?After doing this, when the emperor woke up, not only would he not enjoy it, but he would also feel that he had suffered a great insult.Just thinking about that scene, Mi Tuan felt his neck go cold.But if he doesn't do anything, Empress Dowager Cao will kill him if she finds out!

"Your Majesty, your Majesty, wake up!" Mi Tuan was anxious, and there was a cry in his words.

It was also Liu Xi's misfortune, Zhao Yun went to Shanglin Garden, and his new bodyguard, Lord Longyang, ran away in anger, so that the bodyguards who followed him today were completely invincible to the power of the Empress Dowager Cao, and were sent away by the Empress Dowager Cao.

"Grandpa Mi, what should we do now?" The two dancers were also at a loss.Although they have all been trained for many years, they are all young children who have never done this, and have no practical experience at all.What's more, they all knew that they were going to serve the Ninth Five-Year Supreme tonight. People at this time were still very superstitious. They all believed that the emperor was the Son of Heaven, and believed that if the emperor got angry and struck a thunderbolt, it would be possible to kill them.Even if someone told them that the emperor had two, they would believe it before they saw it.

"What else can I do? Don't take off your clothes for the emperor! Who told you to take off your clothes like this? Pull hard, the messier the better!"

"This... tearing the dragon robe is a death penalty!"

"My father-in-law is responsible for breaking it!" Mi Tuan also went all out, "The two of you will help each other and leave some marks on each other."

Not to mention it really made Mi Tuan come up with an idea in a hurry - to fake the scene!

Anyway, the emperor didn't know, as long as the scene was made as if something had happened, and the emperor accepted the fact in a daze, wouldn't it be fine?Doing this is better than really strengthening the emperor. If the emperor finds out, he can use the excuse that nothing happened to show his loyalty and beg the emperor to spare his life.

Not to mention how Mi Tuan and the two dancers faked the scene, Liu Xi fell asleep for a while, and then woke up because his clothes were ripped off and he felt strangely cold.

"What's going on here? Sneeze!" Liu Xi sneezed not because he was cold, but because the two dancers had put powder on their bodies, and his nose was so sensitive.

Mi Tuan, who was planning to let the emperor think about what happened for a while at first, ran out after hearing the emperor sneeze.If the emperor caught wind and cold while he was on duty, it would be a mortal sin!

"Your Majesty, this...this...slave...slave doesn't even know!"

Liu Xi wanted to give Mi Tuan a slap.He was so drunk that Mituan helped him to rest. When he woke up, he saw two beauties who seemed to have been raped a hundred times lying beside him. Mituan had the nerve to say he didn't know?

By the way, are they trying to disguise the emperor as a beast?These two half-closed eyes pretending to be poor dancers, their current appearance is absolutely impossible for a 14-year-old boy to make, okay?

That's right, Liu Xi could tell right away that the scene was fake.It's not true that he's only 14 years old. After being a man for two lifetimes, he can't even see this, so he really doesn't have to live.And he can be absolutely sure that his current body doesn't have this ability at all, because he developed a bit late in this life.

Liu Xi remembered that his little brother in his previous life was full of energy when he was 13 years old, but in this life he is [-] years old, and his voice hasn't changed.

Liu Xi didn't care much about this.His height has been growing for more than a year. It is estimated that when the puberty period arrives, the growth rate will only be faster. He should grow taller than in his previous life.Anyway, the boy's development is early or late, there is nothing to worry about, it is better to let nature take its course.

But it was precisely because Liu Xi knew his physical condition that he couldn't forgive what happened tonight!

It is normal to give a woman to the emperor, but it is not unusual to give a woman to a young emperor, and the person who gave the woman was the emperor's own grandmother, and the emperor's personal eunuch helped.Did the Empress Dowager Cao know that doing so would affect his physical and mental health?Or is it that in the face of power, the family relationship between grandparents and grandchildren has to stand aside?

The emperor was very angry. In his previous life, he knew that family affection was very weak in the rich family, but he did not expect to encounter another betrayal by his relatives in this life.

In fact, although the Empress Dowager Cao is his own grandmother, he does not have the dependence of Liu Xi on the Empress Dowager Cao since he was a child. From the time of time travel, his feelings are actually more inclined to the Empress Dowager.After all, the Empress Dowager is a kind woman with a reassuring temperament, which is very different from the high-profile and domineering Empress Dowager Cao.Sometimes Liu Xi would think that the Emperor Zu's favor and dislike for the Empress Dowager Cao probably had this factor as well.

No one can stand that the people closest to them only care about pleasure and power!

"Rice ball."

"The servant is here." Mi Tuan shuddered in fright.

"Drag these two people out, I don't want to see them again."

"Your Majesty, please spare me!" Upon hearing the emperor's words, the two dancers who were still lying on the bed pretending to be dying immediately begged for mercy.Kneeling on the ground with disheveled clothes, it looks like I feel sorry for them, but it's a pity that the emperor is not in the mood to sympathize with them.

"Did I say I wanted to kill you? Today is Mr. Pingyuan's birthday. Even if I look at Mr. Pingyuan's face, I will not kill you today. Rice balls, get them out quickly! Wait! Put them on Clothes, do you want them to ruin my reputation at this time?"

"Slave dare not!"

"The slaves dare not!"

The emperor sneered: "What else are you afraid of..."

After Mi Tuan finished handling the two dancers, Liu Xi had almost adjusted his mood.He knew that the Empress Dowager Cao was worthy of him for not giving him an aphrodisiac. Everyone wanted to control the emperor more. The Cao family would not be the first, nor would they be the last.Even loyal ministers would want to exert influence on the emperor in order to realize their ambitions.This is determined by the reality of the highly centralized feudal system and has nothing to do with individuals.

After Mi Tuan finished cooking the two dancers, she returned to the room with trepidation.

"Mi Tuan, do you know how far you are compared with Gao Lishi and Zhang Dequan?"

Mi Tuan hadn't figured out how the emperor wisely discovered that the scene was fake until now. When he heard the emperor's question, he was a little stunned.

"Slaves...slaves don't know."

"I don't know if you don't think about it? I don't believe you haven't thought about it, why didn't I entrust you with the important errand."

Mi Tuan bit her lip, her expression aggrieved: "Probably because the servant has no skills, and he doesn't like the emperor!"

"Mi Tuan, how many years have you been with me?"

Speaking of this rice ball, the answer was neat.

"The slave has served the emperor since he was seven years old, and it has been eight years now."

Liu Xi wondered: "So you are one year older than me?"

Mi Tuan shook his head and said, "I dare not compare my age with the emperor."

Liu Xi thought for a while, and suddenly understood.Mi Tuan was a eunuch. He was castrated since he was a child. Although the work he did was not heavy work, he still had to stay up late. This was not considered a huge psychological pressure, so it was normal for him to be smaller than Liu Xi.

"You have served me for eight years, how long has Zhang Dequan served me, and how long has Gao Lishi served me? Do you still not understand this account?"

Mi Tuan burst into tears: "Since the emperor became the emperor, it's different from before. I dare not complain even the slightest bit, but I feel that I can't be as caring as before, slave... It's useless for slave to hate myself! "

Liu Xi snorted coldly: "You are useless. Even now you can't tell who is your master!"

Mi Tuan was stunned: "The slave's master is naturally the emperor."

"What about grandma?"

Yes, the emperor is the master, what about the Empress Dowager Cao?Mi Tuan has asked himself this question more than once.In the past, Empress Dowager Cao asked him to serve the emperor. There was no conflict between Empress Dowager Cao and the emperor, but now...

Even if Mi Tuan didn't understand some things, he also knew that the emperor might not want to do what the empress dowager Cao wanted the emperor to do, and the empress dowager Cao might not like what the emperor did.

Could it be that the emperor meant to let me choose by saying this?

Mituan suddenly felt blessed: "In Mituan's heart, there is only one master, the emperor!"

"Don't answer too quickly. Think again!" Liu Xi sighed and said, "I originally thought that you were young, so you could study more and share some of the burden for me in the future. But what about you? You learn everything What? Use some small gadgets to please me? I am not King Chenliu anymore. If I indulge in pleasure again, it will be the misfortune of the world! Do you know why Zhang Dequan is better than you? Although he served the late emperor, but now Only me. He is an old man in the palace, but he never dared to have anything to do with the Empress Dowager or the Empress Dowager. He did this to show his attitude! Do you know why Gao Lishi is better than you? Gao Lishi distinguishes Find out which ones are beneficial to me and which ones are not beneficial to me. For the things that are beneficial to me, even if they annoy me, he will persuade me to do them. How about you? Do you think what I need is a volume of erotic pictures? Mi Tuan, Mi Tuan, you are too disappointing to me, don't come to Weiyang Palace to be an servant for a while, go back and think about it!"

Mi Tuan cried bitterly: "Your Majesty, Mi Tuan knows it's wrong, don't chase Mi Tuan away!"

"I don't want to hear you say that you know your mistakes. I want you to think about it for three months. If you still think about it wrongly, I will send you back to your hometown! It's almost time, and if you don't prepare the chariot and horses, send you off to me." Back to the palace?"

"It's... Your Majesty."

Liu Xi sighed secretly in his heart, he was still a little soft-hearted.After all, Mi Tuan is only 15 years old and lives in such a dangerous environment.He asked Mi Tuan to think about his mistakes behind closed doors, and he still wanted to save Mi Tuan to some extent.What happened tonight was messed up by Mi Tuan, and the Empress Dowager Cao would definitely not let him go if she found out.But if Mi Tuan was punished by the emperor first and left the emperor's side, Empress Dowager Cao would ask Mi Tuan to return to Weiyang Palace earlier, so Liu Xi had to punish him first.

It's just that this little eunuch is really not very easy to use. Whether we want him to come back or not depends on his performance.Although leaving a spy on the bright side can sometimes play an unexpected role, but Liu Xi doesn't like to have to act for others to watch.

In fact, among his personal eunuchs, Zhang Dequan was not perfect.Many of Zhang Dequan's businesses were pocketed. Liu Xi didn't beat him up because he was too lazy to do so. After all, Zhang Dequan hadn't exceeded the "speed" that Liu Xi set in his heart.

Alas, Gao Lishi is still the best!

Liu Xi suddenly felt that he couldn't just take advantage of Li Bai by Gao Lishi, who is black-bellied and can speak poisonously.As for what to do, he has to carefully consider it...

The author has something to say: [What should I do if the god teammate suddenly becomes a pig teammate? ] I don't know what happened, but this teammate has been very helpful to me in the past.He has a very high status, and he had already agreed that he would send my loved ones to my door to let me have a sauce, but today he suddenly changed his mind.Now I can't even look at my lover, so I can only work hard for my teammates.Can anyone tell me what my teammates think?Is it because I said today that the posture of the teammates holding the sword is wrong? ps. I always feel that my teammates are a bit jealous of my poetry talent. ——by Please call me Master Shixian