Your Majesty, please draw the card

Although he was very impatient with the witch doctor, Lord Longyang graciously allowed these barbarians covered in tattoos to play with his body.He lost all his internal strength, but his five senses were still sensitive, and he immediately heard someone outside the tent, and from the sound of footsteps, he could tell that the person was Xiongnu Shanyu.

The witch doctors burned herbs, smeared horse blood, and stuffed insect sloughs into Longyang Jun's ears.When they finally took out a small knife made of silver and were about to carve a spell on Longyang Jun's face, Yi Zhixie Shanyu couldn't help but opened the tent and walked in.

"Stop! Get out!"

"But……"

"roll!"

Lord Longyang didn't look at Yi Zhixie Shanyu.He waited for a moment before feeling a palm on his face.

"Shan Yu's heart hurts the face?"

Yi Zhixie Shanyu took it for granted, "You were born to be loved by others."

Mr. Longyang smiled, noncommittal.

Yi Zhixie Shanyu thought to himself, if others treated him with this attitude, he would have already lost his temper, and only when he met a unparalleled beauty like Longyang Jun would he be unable to vent his anger.

"Is your injury better?" Yi Zhixie Shanyu tried his best to appear polite.

"Prisoners under the rank dare not work but only care about it."

Yi Zhixie Shanyu snorted: "I came today to ask you, is there a cavalry force of 20 people hidden in the Southern Dynasty?"

In Yi Zhixie Shanyu's mind, 5 troops of his direct descendants can be used as 10 troops, so 20 Southern Dynasty cavalry is necessary to destroy Zuo Xianwang's [-] troops.

As soon as Lord Longyang thought about it, he knew that it was Zhao Yun who finally led the volunteer army to attack, causing the Huns to suffer.Zhao Yun's command was only [-] cavalry, and [-] were infantry on horseback. I don't know how many victories he won, but Yi Zhixie Shanyu exaggerated his number several times.

Mr. Longyang smiled and said: "This is really unheard of. My horses are not worth 20. Could it be that we have invited heavenly soldiers and generals?"

Yi Zhixie Shanyu really thought about this possibility.At this time, the Huns had no religion, only ignorant nature worship, so they paid special attention to such ghosts and gods.Hearing Lord Longyang's mention, he felt a little shaken in his heart, cleared his throat and said, "Heavenly Soldiers and Generals are not like that, this king suspects that the Southern Dynasty bribed Xianbei."

"Normally not. Dayan had a feud with Xianbei, and the first emperor died indirectly because of the conquest of Xianbei. But..." Longyang Lord paused deliberately.

"But what?"

"However, at the first great court meeting after the emperor ascended the throne, neither the Xiongnu nor the Western Qiang envoys were on the list. Only the Xianbei king sent people to send generous gifts, and wanted to make good friends with Da Yan in Qin and Jin Dynasties."

"You mean that the Xianbei people already..."

"Just being a smart person, you should have heard that the enemy of the enemy is my friend. Dayan and Xianbei don't have much to do with each other, but the Huns expand eastward and attack Xianbei every year."

In fact, Lord Longyang was just talking nonsense. Xianbei did send envoys at the first court meeting after Liu Xi succeeded to the throne, but it was only to spy on the new emperor's thoughts and to make sure that Liu Xi would not be like his predecessor. Slap heads to attack them.

Lord Longyang felt that it was a good thing for Zhao Yun to be able to divert the attention of the Huns temporarily. Anyway, it was the inference that the Huns Shanyu came up with himself, and he was just adding fuel to the flames.

Yi Zhixie Shanyu listened to Longyang Jun's "testimonies" and strengthened his mind, secretly proud that he was indeed a smart person, and even such a conspiracy could be deduced.

"Then do you think this king will go south to kill the Xianbei dog, or go north to snatch back Shuofang?"

"I dare not give advice to Shan Yu. I only know that returning to Shuofang may not be able to recover the losses. As for the head-to-head confrontation with 20 cavalry... Is Shan Yu confident that he can win?"

"Hmph! This king beat the Xianbei dog to pieces! As for the eldest prince, when I return to the grassland, I will cut him to pieces!"

Lord Longyang secretly thought that the Xiongnu army was going south at this time, and their forces were scattered. They only had to deliver food to Zhao Yun. Instead, they went back to Shuofang and escaped north into the grassland.Seeing that Yi Zhixie was in the middle of Shanyu's trick, he immediately added fuel to the fire: "I heard that Shanyu came here and moved all the things that could be moved to Shuofang. Now that Shuofang has been robbed, Shanyu can't talk to all the tribes." The leader explained that the leaders must not want to fight to the death, so Shanyu still has the confidence to win?"

Long Yangjun's words were poking at Yi Zhixie Shanyu's sore foot.In the past few days, there have been rumors that he deliberately colluded with the eldest prince and wanted to embezzle the wealth of various tribes. How could he cooperate so well, and the eldest prince would come as soon as the army left?Yi Zhixie Shanyu couldn't argue with his words, he wished he could kill everyone who chewed his tongue, when he heard Longyang Jun mentioning it, he was furious.

"A group of short-sighted villains! As long as there is one leader on the grassland, one day this king will kill them all!"

Longyang Jun smiled and said nothing.

Yi Zhixie was stunned for a while, and then asked, "What kind of person was the emperor of the Southern Dynasty? Someone said he was still drinking milk?"

In order to grow taller, Liu Xi actually drinks a glass of milk a day.Lord Longyang thought it was very interesting that the emperor enjoyed drinking some milk, and he couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Yi Zhixie Shanyu's question.

"The emperor is an extremely benevolent man."

Yi Zhixie Shanyu said disdainfully: "You southerners often say that people are good enough to be bullied, even if you think about it, your emperor is useless enough. You say he is a broken sleeve?"

Lord Longyang smiled lightly and said: "Only Gongjin would think that the emperor is greedy for women. The emperor is nearly sixteen years old, but he doesn't even think about frivolous girls, and he doesn't move his heart in front of a beauty like Xi Shi. What could it be? It's a pity that he probably doesn't want to follow me." There was some melancholy in his words.

"Who is Gongjin? Who is Xishi?"

"Gong Jin is an imperial physician who prescribes medicines for the emperor to recuperate his body. Xi Shi is as beautiful as I am. She is a daughter of a merchant family in Chang'an."

"It turns out that the emperor of the Southern Dynasty is not only a sick man, but also likes to hang out with long-winded businessmen all day long. There is nothing to be afraid of. Instead of following this kind of person, you might as well submit to my Xiongnu!"

Lord Longyang raised his eyebrows and said, "I am the emperor's bodyguard in the Southern Dynasty, in charge of the imperial guards. I wonder what position Shanyu is willing to give me?"

When Yi Zhixie Shanyu heard this, he immediately got excited: "You can take the head of the commander-in-chief among ten thousand armies. It can be said that you are both civil and military, and have extraordinary courage. If you are willing to surrender, this king is willing to grant you the position of Zuo Xianwang !"

"Then what about the Zuo Xian King?"

"He lost the battle and killed my [-] elite cavalry. He is lucky to die before the battle!"

Lord Longyang was dumbfounded, he didn't expect Zhao Yun to fight such a beautiful battle, and all the dead were from Shan Yu's headquarters, no wonder Shan Yu felt distressed.

"King Zuoxian, it's not bad that one person is under one man and above ten thousand people. But..."

"But what?"

"It's not difficult to get my subordinate to surrender, as long as Shanyu agrees to the next condition."

"What conditions?"

Longyang Jun's smile was full of bewilderment, and his voice was soft and deep: "I don't like to live under others. If Shan Yu is willing to be female, how about letting Shan Yu taste the bliss of the world?"

Yi Zhixie Shanyu was startled, stepped back half a step, looked at Lord Longyang in disbelief and said, "This...how is this possible?"

Lord Longyang raised his eyebrows and said: "Life is nothing more than enjoyment. Wouldn't it be a pity to live without trying a hundred kinds of tastes? I thought Shan Yu was a hero who dared to try. I never thought that Shan Yu was nothing more than that. What's the difference between the grassland people who live in the camp of the day and the dog?"

"This...let me think about it...yes...this king needs to think about it..." Yi Zhixie Shanyu's complexion changed, and finally there was a hint of expectation, but he still couldn't make up his mind.

Jun Longyang licked his lips and said, "Shanyu, don't make me wait too long."

"Don't worry...don't worry..."

"correct……"

"what?"

"I heard that the Xiongnu has a famous dish, roasted bear's paw, which is delicious. I wonder if I will have the honor to try it?"

"Of course, this king will ask someone to prepare it tonight."

"Also, the smell in this tent is very bad, can you get some incense for me?"

"No problem, no problem."

"I'm used to having fun, let Shan Yu make fun of me."

"It doesn't matter, a beauty like you should enjoy the best." In fact, Yi Zhixie Shanyu still yearned to learn how to enjoy himself from Lord Longyang.Ever since he met Long Yangjun, a prisoner who didn't look like a prisoner at all, he felt that the door to a new world had been opened.

"Then thank you Shan Yu. I'm going to rest and recuperate, Shan Yu please do what you want!"

Yi Zhixie Shanyu reluctantly glanced at Longyang Jun several times before turning around and leaving.He didn't know why he was obsessed with this Southern Dynasty man, he only knew that he must let this man submit to him, otherwise he would regret it for the rest of his life.

Lord Longyang closed his eyes for a while to rest his mind.He suffered deep internal injuries, and it was impossible for him to leave in a short time.He wasn't afraid of death, but he felt that since he survived by chance in that situation, he should find a way to save his life now.Only by keeping the green hills can we do our best to defeat the Huns.

The tent moved slightly, Xue Huairen walked into the tent.

He looked at Longyang Jun coldly for a long time, and then slowly said: "He is just a villain, and he never forgets to serve others with his color wherever he goes."

"Couldn't this be Shanyu's most trusted Zuo Ri Zhu Wang?" Lord Longyang smiled, "Everyone will be colleagues in the future. Shan Yu promised me the position of Zuo Xian Wang, and your status is still lower than this king. Why? Dare to speak nonsense in front of me?"

"Hmph! Don't think that you can confuse Shanyu with your words. If I know that you deliberately misled Shanyu, you will definitely make your life worse than death!"

"I'm so scared!" Longyang Jun said mockingly, "I said Master Xue, are you staring at me so jealously? After all, Master Xue sold something that I can get easily. Got it!"

Xue Huairen said in a deep voice: "Don't think that I dare not kill you!"

Lord Longyang said quietly: "Master Xue, if I die, there will be people who will feel sorry for me. Even if it is thousands of miles away, I will not be alone when I die. But Master Xue, I don't know how many people you have when you die. People want to play the crown to celebrate?"

"..."

Xue Huairen left the tent without saying a word, but Lord Longyang suddenly felt regretful and left the sword that someone gave him in Shangjun.

"It's time for the peach blossoms in Chang'an to bloom..."