Favorite like a devil

I was born into a very strange family.

Except me and my younger brother, Xiaoqi, who is also named Qimao, is a normal person, and everyone else is abnormal.

(⊙v⊙) Hmm.

In such an abnormal family, we are all surprisingly harmonious. We often go out to play and eat together, regardless of each other.

boo boo!

Let me tell you quietly, Xiaoqi and I are both human beings, we are both wise and beautiful, weak and cared for, brothers with thousands of loves gathered in one body.

We are weak on the outside, exuding a charming brilliance in our bones, and are loved and sought after by countless men.

That's right, I'm not bragging at all. As soon as Xiao Qi and I were born, we received hot eyes from men from all directions, so my little boy and I grew up little by little under the eyes of everyone and the admiration of these people .

To put it simply, Xiaoqi and I are Daoxiang Village, oh no, Jingyuan Town, huh?It doesn't seem to be the case, it should be the sky, no, it also includes the earth spirit. People who like us almost trample the threshold of my house every day.

We are all fans~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

I have been a heartthrob since I was a child, it is really annoying, there are too many people who like us, this is also a sad thing.

Those of you who are not liked by others do not understand the sadness of me and Xiaoqi.

When I go out, if I am not driven away by my uncles, there will be countless tails following behind me, which is really annoying, and I have no personal space at all.

╮(╯▽╰)╭

The key point is that those people, or monsters, are either crooked or extremely ugly. Xiaoqi and I are almost in despair in this world.

They're all a bunch of ugly guys, it's better to be single and grow old.

In the whole world, only my family members are good-looking, and everyone else is ugly. If there is a pair of golden eyes and smooth fur, Xiaoqi and I will consider it...

It's a pity that this wretched world is too pitiful.

As a result, our eyes became more cold, and the eyes of these people became more dismissive. When we did this, the eyes of those people following us became even hotter. flower?

Hey, this is the trouble of the heartthrob.

And the root of all this comes from our Abba. Our Abba is also a brother. He married our father. He is the demon king of the earth spirit and has powerful mana. What he did was to become his own body, curled up into a ball, and snuggled up to his father's arms. When he dozed off and breathed, the fluffy ball was extraordinarily friendly.

Oh, by the way, my father is a strange person, because he is not human, so my other brothers are also not human? ? ? ?

But it doesn’t matter, as long as the father loves us, we love our father too. He married his father, and he is a normal person like me. My father is the whole sky, um, and the earth spirit is the most powerful Abba.

Because he gave birth to several of my younger brothers in succession in the remaining years, our family has seventeen! ! ! !

Is it a lot?

Are you surprised?

In fact, there are not many, because Dad can give birth to several in each litter, and the births are over in a few years. After giving birth to Xiao Shiqi, Father Huang and Dad will not be born again.

In the whole family, Xiao Qi and I are normal, others are abnormal, San Mao and Shi Shi Mao are even weirder, he is actually the same as us, but with ears and a tail, Xiao Shi Qi is bigger than me Four years younger, he's growing fast, and he's the weirdest one in our family.

Because he doesn't have his father's golden eyes, nor his father's black fur. His fur is golden. He is a humanoid child with cat ears and a tail and ears.

Sanmao especially likes Xiaoshiqi.

Xiao Shiqi is very cold, he doesn't like to play with us very much, but likes to cling to Sanmao!

Pooh!

Xiao Qi and I are still fans of all people, so it's not just one of you who likes it.

There was a disdainful expression on my face, Sanmao, who was so handsome, tall, and strong, walked so close to such aloof Xiaoshiqi, and they were so intimate with each other, and sad tears flowed silently in my heart .

嘤咔咕/(tot)/～～

Obviously Xiaoqi and I are heartthrobs, so many people like us, we should be very popular, why the most beautiful and outstanding Sanmao likes such a cold and arrogant Xiaoqiu? ?

I'm so sorry, the only good-looking Sanmao in the family was abducted by such a cold and contemptuous guy.

snort!

I don’t admit it, I drool over Sanmao because I’m bewitched by her beauty, I’m not such a superficial person, the reason for this is because there are too many ugly people around me, and I and Xiao Qi's eyes were all dirty, and he could no longer see anything beautiful.

Hey, Sanmao, who is both beautiful and intelligent, and armed with both strength, haven't you seen the look I and Xiao Qiqiqi Aiai cast on you?

Sanmao only comes back once or twice a year, which is pitiful. Every time Sanmao comes back, I peek at the 360-degree area without dead ends to peek at Sanmao’s beauty. Tsk tsk, Sanmao is so long. Fortunately, he is not brother, otherwise Xiaoqi and I would still be messing around.

The title of heartthrob will definitely be taken away.

Even if Xiaoqi and I drooled at Sanmao, Sanmao ignored me, and occasionally greeted me coldly at the dinner table when talking to my father and father, but I was too cheap, Sanmao As soon as Mao opened his mouth, I was so dumbfounded that I completely forgot how much I despised and disdaind him before.

Hey, if you want to blame it, you can blame it. People in this world are too ugly. Only Sanmao can release and sublimate my eyes.

Oh, the topic got messed up again. Speaking of my dad, from the time I got married to the birth of Xiao Shiqi, in just five years, my dad gave birth to seventeen cubs.

This is not just Daoxiang Village. Abba is famous in Tianmu and even in the land. Many people come here to pay respects to his honor. We are smart and lively. Cute and healthy little ones, compared with other kids, not only are we not inferior in growth, on the contrary, we look very good, and our physique is a bit taller than the average kid.

Look at our hair color, how black and shiny, and then look at our eyes, how shining, you are carefully looking at our face, is it so beautiful that you feel ashamed.

In addition to admiration, it is envy.

My dad is just so powerful, so cool, he said it himself, enough is enough, there are more children, and I don’t want to have more children, otherwise my younger brothers will be even more, let you poor ordinary people Can't wait.

o(n＿n)ohahaha~

So, among the seventeen children, Xiaoqi and I are the only brothers. Naturally, ours has attracted much attention. Whether it is in the sky or in the spirit of the earth, many people are secretly looking at it Xiao Qi and I want me and Xiao Qi to be their partners.

╮(╯▽╰)╭

Being a heartthrob is really annoying.

Do you really think Xiaoqi and I don't understand anything?

You stupid mortals, even if we are Abba's brothers, we don't have the ability of Abba.

That's Abba's unique ability, everyone in our family knows it, hum, I won't tell you outsiders.

I, Xiaoqi and other younger brothers often play in every corner of Daoxiang Village. We don’t need other friends. Our family is enough to play. I am ten years old this year, and I am old enough. In another four years I'm an adult.As usual, Big Brother Da Mao took us to the river, and the passing villagers looked at us and greeted us, and we also greeted politely.

"In the blink of an eye, you all grew up. Xiaoyuan is really a lucky person. It's great that you have so many children."

The villager was full of admiration.

I knew he was talking about Abba.

Uh huh, my dad is just that powerful.

There used to be people talking behind their backs, but after our family became the largest and richest family in Daoxiang Village, the voices behind those discussions became quieter and gradually became useless. The people in Daoxiang Village are still very kind to us. .

"My father is very powerful."

"Hey. Look at how smart they are. They are so cute. They are much more sensible than my children. It's a pity that Xiaoyuan gave birth to two brothers. I don't know if my son has that chance."

There is a fart! ! ! 1

I snorted disdainfully in my heart.

As for your black-skinned monkey, it's black, skinny, and has a runny nose. I don't like it at all, so don't give it to me!

Xiaoqi and I don't want it, do you think I don't know, I just want me and Xiaoqi to give birth to your black-skinned monkey!

Eldest brother also wants to pay attention to these people. Eldest brother is a very good brother. Although he often acts stupidly, commits crimes and so on, and does things very unreliably. He is really good to me and Xiaoqi, except for Sanmao And Xiao Qi, Brother Da Mao often told the rest of the younger brothers to take good care of me and Xiao Qi.

Listen, isn't this very touching, is it so touching that you want to cry.

This is our big brother.

Brother Da Mao said, Xiaoqi and I are brothers, and we must be protected by men. As men, older brothers and younger brothers must protect me and Xiaoqi, so we will stand aside when there are dangerous or heavy activities. Brother Da Mao went up with the other Miao Miao brothers.

I have to say that Brother Da Mao and the other Miao Miao brothers are very powerful.

Miaomiao brothers listened to Brother Da Mao very much and protected me and Xiao Qi very well. Although Xiao Qi and I hugged piles of black cats most of the time, they were able to keep Brother Da Mao Holding it in the palm of my hand with Miao Miao brothers, we are very, very willing.

Brother Da Mao said, we will find a good man in the future, a man who loves us, not the man who gave birth to you.

In this case, Abba and Father Huang also said the same.

However, Xiaoqi and I are very depressed. Father, you are not qualified to say this. Look at the good deeds you have done. Aren't we so many brothers the result of your labor?

Hum╭(╯^╰)╮

Although you want to work hard to find a partner for Sanmao, every time you say this to us, you really don't have much credibility.

We still have a hard time believing it.

Miao Miao brothers said, in the future, when we find a man, we need them to be the gatekeepers. Xiaoqi and I don't care anymore. In this world full of ugly men, there is no one who can find me and Xiaoqi.

"It's a good thing that Xiaoyuan didn't marry that Li family back then. That was really a crime. Fortunately, he suffered for a while, otherwise he would be the same as that Xiaojing." The villager continued nagging.

"Create a crime, make a crime, who would have known that the Li family is full of such things."

"Xiao Yuan's fate is good. Fortunately, Li Yunhai regretted his marriage back then, otherwise Xiao Yuan would have suffered enough today. There is no such a group of lovely children."

The two were talking again.

It's been almost ten years since he could remember. It's been ten years, and calluses are about to grow in his ears.

These children all know about Abba's deeds back then. It is said that Abba was abandoned by a scumbag man, broke the marriage contract, mixed up with one of Abba's cousins, and framed Abba in various ways. , but my father turned around gorgeously, took a fancy to my father, and even got married and had a baby ahead of schedule.

It is said that that scumbag is also very showy. He comes to disgust Dad every now and then, and every time he is stimulated by his father to go back, he becomes a joke of the villagers after dinner. .

What a cheap person.

The funniest thing and what makes the whole village laugh the most is that the one he married, that is, Abba’s cousin, didn’t have a baby for several years when he went back, and finally he did, and he went fooling around outside by himself and was caught , was reviled by everyone.

This incident has twists and turns, and many people are discussing that this is really the retribution for picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelon. Now that family is in a very difficult situation in Daoxiang Village. It used to be the most beautiful village in Daoxiang Village, but now it is so desolate.

I'm tired of hearing these things, I don't want to chat with them at all, hum, do you think you can get my attention like this?

I pushed Brother Da Mao to go fishing by the river.

As in the past, we also dropped the tied earthworms and sat on the riverside. I don’t know if it was because of the bad mood. For several days in a row, we couldn’t catch any fish. In the past, everyone could catch fish on average. A few, now our family of ten or so brothers can't catch a few.

Hey, even the fish are bullying us.

This day is really boring.

In the past ten years, father and father have been with us. Except for the usual study, we spent the rest of the time together, (⊙v⊙) well, except for the time of playing, so when we went to Daoxiang Village , We are the envy of many small friends, young friends.

Parents play with each other every day, how enviable and jealous.

Because there are so many brothers, such a big group, that is, when they get together at a meal, I don't have any idea what the envy is, but since the beginning of this month, the father said that he is going to go on an appointment for ten years I suddenly knew that smell.

It's really a lot.

I think the other brothers felt it too. Sitting at the dining table without the company of my father, I feel that those delicious dishes have become unpalatable, and I feel particularly boring when I see my father. Why are you laughing.

Even at home, Uncle Xiaoxiao, who has been smiling all the time, is not very happy. He has two children, a boy and a brother. The boy is very restrained. Like Uncle Xiaoxiao, the brother likes to laugh. Both are only four years old. Xiaoxiao My uncle's other half also lives at home. He is a tofu buyer in the town. I don't know how he caught up with Uncle Xiaoxiao back then.

I think that person is very stupid, ugly, thick and shapely, and very dark.

In addition to smirking, it is hard work.

Although his tofu shop has reached the spirit of the earth, I still don't like him very much.

Because he is not beautiful at all.

The strange thing is that the two children of him and Uncle Xiaoxiao are very white...

Dad said, this man is a nouveau riche, a local tyrant, and his family used to dig coal...

Father said, this man is a black-bellied...

I don't know how to complain, even if I don't like it, I can only express my dissatisfaction in my heart, hey, who told me to be short-mouthed and soft-hearted.

I pity Uncle Di Xiaoxiao, it is really sad to be hit by such a piece of black coal.

My uncle and another uncle have a baby, a little younger than me, a boy, a nerd, with mosquito coils in his eyes all the time, no matter what he does with a book, he always likes to be upright and serious.

No matter what you do, behave yourself, and even walk according to the size. For example, when he goes to the toilet, he has to count every day. If he takes 120 steps from the room to the toilet, that is 120 steps. It must not be more or less. , One more step, jump directly over, one less step, he will fall back again.This is considered simple, the rice must not be dropped on the dining table, otherwise... He picked it up one by one and stuffed it into his mouth.

Abba said, this is obsessive-compulsive disorder, it is a disease, and it needs to be cured.

Even grandpa said it, and a wonderful flower has come out.

It has been the tenth day, and the father hasn't come back yet. The whole family is in a gloomy atmosphere. Anyone can see that the atmosphere is very depressed.

I am also very depressed.

Because today, we caught very few fish, fifteen of us, only two small fish, our brothers in a large group looked at those two poor little fish, and felt that they were not too greedy, so we put them in the river and put them away. Fish poles, Brother Da Mao took us to the mountain to pick fruits and eat them.

The fruit is picked, but I have a lot of taste.

When will father come back?

Really annoying.

Having nothing to do, we went down the mountain. In the end, brother Da Mao saw that we were not in a good mood, and told several jokes along the way. The brothers Miao Miao applauded for their face, but I really wanted to say that it was not funny at all.

Finally, when we were about to go home, Brother Da Mao told us, let’s go to Uncle Awen’s house. Uncle Awen’s house has two very cute babies, and there will be a second litter soon, which is really great.

All the Miaomiao brothers were very happy, and ran over in a hurry.

Uncle Awen's other half also went out with his father. He hasn't come back these days, and there is still a nest of eggs at home. The fathers warned us not to go, saying that they were arguing with the babies and hurting the babies.

Woooo~~~~(>_<)~~~~

We really like babies, how can we hurt babies, I think Dad really thinks too much.

Uncle Awen’s babies are really cute, Dad is so hateful, he didn’t want us to go, and we were kicked out a few times, and we didn’t dare to go after being reprimanded a few times. Brother Da Mao proposed today, and I followed agree.

It must be going.

Brother Da Mao suggested: "Let's go there secretly. I know there is a way. We can hide there and watch Uncle Awen's baby secretly."

"Hurry up and take us there, Brother Big Mao."

"Let's go quickly."

Brother Da Mao is talking about a mountain road, full of shrubs and weeds. Few people walk on it. You need to climb a certain distance. Da Mao made the other brothers transform themselves. Everyone can’t stretch their hands neatly. It’s just me and Xiao Qi who are stupid Yes, Brother Da Mao pulled us up, and then we came to squat behind Uncle Awen's house.

Miao Miao brothers stood on the heads, shoulders or backs of me and Xiao Qi.

Uncle Awen’s house has a lot of monster uncles, and they are protecting around Uncle Awen’s house. When some uncles saw us, Brother Da Mao waved his hands nervously, telling them to keep quiet.

We hid on the hillside behind the house, covered by some small trees in front. We saw Uncle Awen’s house from the window. It was the living room. There were two white and tender meat balls with black snake tails. They were Uncle Awen. Baby~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦o(≧mouth≦)o

I finally saw it, I was so happy, my depressed mood finally got better.

Uncle Awen is amazing, even my father admires Uncle Awen, because in our family, there are more than a dozen brothers, none of them is fat, and Uncle Awen gave birth to two, who are plump and fleshy. Two little fat snakes.

They have the same head, body and hands as ours, but the lower body is a little different, but the plump, soft tail, I find it funny every time I touch it.

The last time I touched it, it turned into two fat short legs, which scared the baby to tears.

Uncle Awen's baby is four years old, very smart, very cute, both of them have sweet dimples when they smile, their skin is very white, and their eyes are also very big. In my eyes, they are also It's pretty good.

Oops, Uncle Awen seems to have found us.

Swollen and broken?