Favorite like a devil

Lu Xiaojing subconsciously backed away, but unfortunately there were people behind him. Lu Boyuan's questioning gave him the illusion that there was nowhere to escape. His eyes drifted and his words flickered: "I, am I in a hurry?"

"I didn't come to give my blessings, but I was in a hurry to slip away? This is not a guilty conscience. If you sincerely bless me, you should be smiling now, standing here and continuing to say what you just said, instead of acting like a bad guy. Lu Xiaojing, Lu Xiaojing, why do you want to harm me again and again, what good does harming me do to you? Or are you born a bad embryo, and you just like to do things? Can sinister and sinister things satisfy the darkness in your heart?"

"I don't, I really don't!" Covering his face, Lu Xiaojing's heart beat like a drum. In fact, he had a lot of things to say and explain in his heart, but right now the villagers were making a fuss, full of vitriolic words, It made him feel helpless, unable to argue with a hundred words.

"This kid is really bad to the bone."

"This family is full of this kind of people, what kind of life is what kind of cub, this is really true."

"The family is scum."

"Fake good intentions, and behave like his Yafu."

"No, I really don't know if Xiao Yuan doesn't hold back, it's too scary."

"My heart is like a poisonous snake."

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Lu He's Boyuan didn't know how Lu Xiaojing's heart was breaking down at the moment, how his spirit was breaking down. He saw this man holding his head like a dog in water and stumbling out with tears in his eyes.

This matter is over, the teachers and subordinates brought by Xuanming distributed candies and fruits to every villager in an orderly manner, instead of the previous two candies per person, but now each person has a big handful, and the villagers are very excited. The joy is blooming, and I don't want to see Di Ling. Those people look different from them, and their hair color is strange. The big guy is smiling, and he is very happy in his heart.

In Tianmu, ordinary fine granulated sugar is very expensive. Ordinary people drink some sugar water once in a while, and buy some candy for the holidays, and it’s not a lot. They buy it according to the number of grains. Two candies, but today everyone gave them a big hand. The villagers felt that this was more joyful than Chinese New Year, and they were more happy. Moreover, the candies were given in various ways, and many of them were wrapped in beautifully colored candy wrappers.

Several monster porters who followed each opened the boxes, which contained wedding candies. Several green-haired young and pretty monsters with big breasts and thin waists held the wedding candies and distributed them one by one.

"Today is a happy event for our adults, and everyone is very happy."

Reaching out without slapping someone's face, even if the other person looks strange, but he is very polite, with a smile on his face. How can he refuse a wedding candy? The villagers happily answered, "Okay, congratulations."

"You're welcome, and you can pick up the fruit too. In the future, you will also come to my family's wedding banquet." The green-haired monster continued to say cheerfully.

"Yeah."

"Alcohol is free, and our adults said that you don't want to give gifts. At that time, as long as people come to eat and drink, it's okay, so come to wish my adults a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years."

"No problem, no problem, it is necessary, congratulations are necessary, then our whole family will come then."

"It's best for the whole family to come. Our adults like to be lively. The more people, the better."

"Oh, that's so embarrassing~"

"Your lord is really a good person, it's really interesting, it's really right for Xiao Yuan to marry your lord."

Lu Boyuan looked at the people who kept coming to the door. Many of these people were from the same village, but slowly, more and more people came from other villages. Most of them came to eat sweets, and many came to see—— Monster's!

Because Xuan Ming made such a big noise this time, there were a hundred people who came here, and each of them didn’t have any empty hands. As a result, the line was very long, and they were all dressed in strange clothes. , The message flew in all directions as if it had grown wings.

There are people all around.

Fortunately, they brought enough wedding candies, no one would hand them out, and there would be no fruit in the future. Everyone was very happy to get the wedding candies.

The monsters of the earth spirit feel that human beings are very strange.

They all looked at each other like animals, they couldn't figure it out, they all looked like men, how could men have children with men?And the men here are so easy to be satisfied. They thought that as they heard before, many people would object. They thought of many countermeasures along the way, for fear that the tragedy of their family's Lord Demon Lord being refused marriage would happen. Woolen cloth.

The demonic beasts of the earth spirits were full of energy, and they did not show a bit of courage. Instead, they looked at the humans in the sky with great interest, and felt that they were very rare. Different, there is another obvious characteristic of the people in the sky: after handing out the wedding candy, they gather together to chat and chat, and gossip.

"Ah, they are so strange, look at that man's hair seems to be on fire."

"No, it's too weird, and the eyes are also weird, it's scary like a monster."

"Look over there, those green-haired ones, what are they? There are two big bumps on the chest, shaking and shaking, looking very scary, and the waist, so thin, it's stretched Get up? Don't break your waist."

"Certainly won't give birth to a cub, with such a thin waist."

"This person is also, and the butt looks so big, it's too ugly, and it's turned up and twisted. I'm afraid a stool is not enough for such a big butt."

"I heard that the men over there don't give birth to babies. It's just like this. It's scary to ask females to give birth to babies. They still have to breastfeed."

"What is breastfeeding? Why do you need to breastfeed? I saw cats, cats and dogs, and cows that need milk. Why do people need to breastfeed? Did they not improve their health? There are sequelae."

"It's really worrying. It's the two big lumps on their chests that come to breastfeed. I heard from my man. He said that he was scared to death. It's the first time he knows that people want to breastfeed. It's too scary."

"...So they are not human beings, they are people who don't drink milk, how naive, we never drink milk, and we look pretty good."

"That's right, none of us are breastfeeding, but they are still breastfeeding."

"Also, I heard that they are called females over there, tsk tsk, they bleed for several days every month, and bleed every year, but there is no dead person, it's too scary, is this a human? It's a monster, the earth The man with the spirit is too pitiful, he is with a bunch of monsters every day, and he has to have a baby with the monsters."

"It's better for us to be with Tianmu. It's normal for a man to be with a man. With a strange monster, I won't be able to sleep."

"Wow! No, there's this thing, where is the blood, why is there blood?"

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Earth Spirit's monster ears are very good. After hearing countless gossips, everyone feels very bad.

So irritable, so irritable, I really want to reason with them, they really want to grab each other's skirts and roar loudly: Fuck you monster!Your whole family are monsters, okay?You men are monsters when they give birth to babies. Isn’t it scary for men to give birth to babies?

The females in Warcraft feel even more uncomfortable, very sad, aren't they very popular and sought after by everyone in the land spirit? The proud breasts and straight buttocks have become the most controversial topics.

You monsters, you have no vision, so you are not civilized? !

Old age is beautiful! ! !

It is effortless to give birth to ten or eight cubs in one breath! ! !One hundred and ten thousand times easier than you! ! !

So that kind of jubilation, both sides are looking at each other in a strange direction.

Lu Boyuan looked very speechless. In fact, it was the first time he saw a woman in this world, which was similar to his previous life. But in Tianmu, people didn't think they were women, and the earth spirits called them females. , No matter male or female, they are called monsters.

Everyone looked strange and strange. In a small place like Daoxiang Village, it was a sensation to gather so many monsters, so many people came to watch. In fact, they didn't have any malicious intentions. They just wanted to see what it was like. , Seeing the world, gaining knowledge, and bragging to others in the future, where he has seen monsters, what they look like, and how they are different from them.

Therefore, some monsters, um, most of them are females, want to go back to the land spirits. They feel that the people here don’t welcome them very much. They look at them strangely. Although they are not malicious, they look up and down. , observed all over the body, and those strange topics made them very uncomfortable. They thought it would be better if they knew how to understand, so they said goodbye to their family's Lord Demon Lord.

"Aren't you going back?" Xuan Ming was a little surprised. Except for a small number of monsters, most of them, it can be said that ten males out of ten monsters are here, and they are very eager to try. They seem to be in high spirits, indicating that they are waiting for the monsters. Mr. Jun only returned after getting married.

"We'll wait until the adults get married and bring our friends back before we go back." The eyes of the Warcraft subordinates were bright.

"We're going to drink your lord's wedding wine."

Xuan Ming was very impatient.

After the matter was settled, these people continued to stay here, causing trouble to his family's queen, didn't you see?Don't you know that you will leave voluntarily after finishing your work?It's sad to see.

He frowned, with a serious expression, exuding a gloomy atmosphere, and said impatiently, "Didn't you see that my partner's family is very poor? There is no extra house for you to live in. If you have nothing to do, go back quickly and don't give it to others." visited."

The Warcraft subordinates said one by one: "Don't worry, my lord, we like poor places, the poorer the better, it's okay, don't worry about the place we like to live in, and we will find a place to live by ourselves."

"Yes, yes, when will your lord get married? If you get married earlier, we will leave."

Don't Lord Mojun just like the poor dolls in the poor valley?

Adults' preferences are so special.

As the most loyal subordinates, they said that everything is according to the taste of adults, and they also like it very much. Maybe they can also abduct a poor baby from a poor mountain valley and go back to be a wife~~ Every loyal monster has a heart They all hide little secrets that no one knows.

It is said that the poorer and more desolate the human land, the people are so stupid, easy to deceive, and especially innocent. Although they cannot have children with them, it is better than marrying a female in the land spirit. It’s not good, and the human brothers all look very petite, and their skin looks good. I heard that they are especially good at cooking, taking care of cubs, and doing a lot of work. The female of the earth spirit The status is high, because the number is small, and there are a lot of arrogance, everyone must have power and power, except for giving birth to a baby and going home to be the king, all the work in the house is done by males, and they have to work hard outside during the day to make money. As Warcraft who can't find a wife, they feel that this is the time for them to show their talents, and maybe they can catch one or two Xiaodaimeng and go back.

It's just not too good.

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Don't guess the mind of a single Warcraft.

They don't think the other party is weird, even Lord Demon Lord has found a human partner to be the queen, why don't they look for it?

Didn't your lord feel that there are too few beauties in the earth spirits and their personalities are not good, so they found humans?

They have to learn by example.

After finally coming to the human territory, they don't want to go back!

"My lord, we can help your partner to work every day. It's free, just give us some food. We don't need wages, and we don't need a place to live."

"Yes, yes."

Xuan Ming lost his temper by his shameless subordinates.

These bastards, don't think he doesn't know what these idiots are thinking.

A bit of brain is growing in the crotch, good luck! ! !

Seeing that Master Mozun disagreed, the monsters turned their eyes to Lu Boyuan, their eyes were full of pleading and longing, and they almost handed over each other's knees.

"Ma'am, uh no, we really want to stay here to drink the wedding wine with you and your lord, please let us stay, we will help you with the work, really, we are really good, very obedient, absolutely not I will do bad things, and I will not disturb their lives." The monsters raised their hands and made up their minds.

Lu Boyuan's scalp felt numb from so many pairs of eyes. He had seen many crooked nuts, but Diling's crooked nuts were quite different from what he had seen. Some of them were as handsome as Two-dimensional It came out of the space, but the jaw was like a goat, the eyes were cold and poisonous, and the man, the hair stood up, and the barbs looked like hedgehogs. Just looking at these few is too much to bear.

It's still his family's Miao Miao who looks upright.

Lu Boyuan said silently in his heart, those who came to propose marriage should have been invited to sit at home and drink some tea, but there are really too many people, and the house at home is dilapidated and small, so let’s just sit in the living room The half-stuffed people have the illusion of being overcrowded. These people should be left behind, but the conditions are not allowed, and his family cat has a married couple who have been married, and the matchmaker throws it over the wall. Don't be too strong.

"You guys stay and have a meal first. As for the place to live, I really don't have a place to live. You can see that my house is relatively shabby. I don't have any stools for you to sit and rest at the moment. I'm really sorry."

Warcraft said, "It's okay, we like to stand~"

Lord Mozun's partner is really nice, he didn't drive them away, but stayed for dinner, well, that's great, I heard that the food on the human side is very delicious, it's a blessing.

After Lu Boyuan explained a few words, he asked the surrounding villagers to go home, "Everyone, let's go, let's go, let's get married in the future, let's have a wedding banquet."

"Okay, okay, I'm definitely here to discuss wedding wine."

"That's okay, we'll go back too, Xiaoyuan live well."

"This time, your uncle's family will not dare to bully you."

"Hey! No, it's really a turn of events. This Lu family, the big brother of the Lu family is coming to an end. He used to be bullied, but this time there will be a good show."

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The Wuyangyang villagers all dispersed, there were fewer people in the yard, and there were only a hundred monsters left. It was not as crowded as before, except for Xuan Ming's teacher and a few close subordinates, like Xuan Ming. Snake, Lan Yuan, etc. were more courageous, and they went in and visited the various rooms of the Lu family at will, including the thatched shed behind the Lu family, and the only and most valuable cart in his family. They all sighed in their hearts: Lord Demon Queen Your family is really poor.

After the visit, a few competent subordinates would chat with Liu Yun in the living room, say good things about his adults, sell them along the way, don't refuse, etc.

And Lu Boyuan and Lu Xiaoxiao, along with Xuanming, went to pick vegetables. Because there were so many people, they specially took two big baskets and prepared to entertain them. The only meat dishes at home were the chickens that the villagers saw Liu Yun sent. There are a few of them raised at home, nothing else, they are all vegetarian dishes, Lu Boyuan is helpless, but we can't let everyone just look at them and have nothing to eat.

Seeing Lord Mozun go to the ground, the marriage proposal team came and said that their eyes were broken. They didn't believe it was true, and everyone came to help, so soon, the yard was full of cucumbers, beans, eggplants, peppers, and loofahs. , vegetable melons, and even the pumpkins and winter melons in those hidden places behind the house were moved back one by one.

In the vegetable garden, everything was ransacked, and the flowers turned into leaves, even the small seedlings of melons and fruits were not spared.

So brutal.

Seeing all the monsters looking happy and begging for praise, Lu Boyuan had no choice but to say thank you against his will.

The monsters, most of them are men, they rush to work, washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and so on, they are very neat, and they also help to light the fire. Lu Boyuan is completely a chef when he is frying vegetables, and he doesn’t have to do other tasks, Ah Wen accompanied Liu Yun to chat with those monsters, and poured tea. There were not enough plates and bowls at home. Lu Boyuan asked Xiaoxiao to borrow them. In the village, all the banquets were held by themselves, and they were invited by themselves, so the plates, bowls , Porcelain pots and the like, they often borrow from each other, which is very common.

In the end, even a few tables were borrowed, and the conditions were limited, so they were placed outside.

The few chickens in the family were slaughtered, which was the only meat dish. The rest of the vegetarian dishes, such as fried cucumber with minced garlic, caramelized winter melon, fried eggplant with pepper, loofah egg soup, stir-fried vegetable melon, cold tomato, the family has never known what to eat. How to deal with the pumpkin finally came in handy, such a big pumpkin a few times, enough to eat, cut one and cooked it with fried rice to cook porridge, the rest he peeled off the skin, boiled and mashed into puree Make cakes, put them on the side of the pot one by one, and eat them with your hands.

After finishing this, Lu Boyuan remembered the eggs he had marinated before. Unfortunately, the time was too short and not enough. After a while, Lu Boyuan and Lu Xiaoxiao were busy making bread with the two bags of flour they bought in the morning.

Monsters have a much bigger appetite than humans. Even if they cook a lot of food and serve them out one after another, with only one big pot, even if there is a stove nearby to keep pasting pumpkin pies, the speed is far behind what these guys eat. speed.

All the vegetables in the vegetable garden were eaten up, so everyone had to eat pumpkin porridge.

Warcraft felt very strange.

Because a lot of food in the sky is different from the human side, they feel fresh every time they eat, and the taste is pretty good, but unfortunately there are only a few of them. Ten or twenty tall monsters surround a table and grab those few plates. The dishes didn't taste any good, so I had to swallow them quickly, because there were so many monsters robbing them!

If you don't rush, you don't have your share at all.

In fact, many of them didn't taste the taste, so they went crazy together, and saw a plate of dishes served, oily, green, fragrant, and everyone poked them down with chopsticks, woo woo ah woo special It's ferocious, and it looks like you enjoy eating it, can you not be greedy?

I heard that it was made by the Empress Dowager, so I should try it all the more, it must be eaten.

Go down with chopsticks, um, the taste is really good, but it tastes a little strange. When he paused like that, the plate is empty, and he is very irritable. I really want to pull up the seat and sit down by myself. Ah, hey, it's a pity that he has a higher official position than him, so he has no life to sit.

What's the matter, there are no bowls, no chopsticks, and the chopsticks are still temporarily made of bamboo sticks.

Fortunately, there is a mouthful of porridge to drink.

They didn't know how much they ate. After drinking a few bowls of pumpkin porridge in a row, everyone felt that it was almost the same, and then sat outside. The monsters under the scorching sun were particularly envious of the table in the hall, the table There are more than a dozen plates, each of which contains vegetables, and there are ten monsters sitting on that table! ! ! !

What a waste.

How slow they eat!

So slow, eating and talking for a while, Ma Dan really envied Lord Demon Lord and Demon Lord's subordinates.

You can have delicious food, and you don't need to grab it at all. Everyone eats with great relish.