[Egyptian Mythology] A market economy must also be implemented in order to save the soul
Chapter 23 Coronation of Pluto
The body of Osiris has been found, so the next step should be a smooth resurrection. Not only Lu Ya, who had been watching the show from the beginning, even Anubis breathed a sigh of relief. The turmoil passed like this.
But the cruel facts proved that the two of them were too sweet. After Isis got the coffin containing the body of Osiris, he left the kingdom of Mirikanbul by boat overnight and wandered on the Nile for four days and four nights.
After finally returning to her homeland of Egypt, Isis was thirsty and tired. Coupled with her keen sense of smell, she could already smell the tempting smell of kebabs sold on the streets of Egypt hundreds of miles away.
Considering that the coffin was very heavy, it would take more energy and time to move it, so Goddess Isis placed it on the boat for the time being, and ran quickly—of course, she was worried that someone would take the opportunity to destroy the coffin while she was away. The dead body of her husband was not because she was really hungry QAQ—going to fill her stomach.
What Isis didn't expect was that Seth happened to take his cronies out of the city to hunt, and when he was crossing the Nile, he saw the golden coffin on the big boat.
Seth immediately thought of "there is such a beautiful box in the world", and the second thought was "this box looks so fucking familiar, isn't my brother's body inside?".
Seth was shocked, and rushed to the boat to examine it carefully, and he was sure that the box was indeed made by himself—it must be Isis who had gone through untold hardships to find the box after he escaped from the Egyptian palace. of.
Seth was jealous and hated, but at the same time he looked around wonderingly, but he didn't see Isis.But this was a godsend, and he didn't struggle with this issue for a long time. He immediately ordered his companions to pick up the box, stopped hunting, and went back to his home, the Egyptian royal palace.
——This time, I have to find a way to completely cut off the thought of Isis, and Osiris will never come back to life.Seth looked gloomy, and the fat on the jackal's face shook slightly.
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Lu Ya tasted the tea he had grown on the soil of Egypt. No matter how he drank it, he felt that it lacked some flavor, and he couldn't help sighing regretfully.
He was still lamenting that the soil and water in Egypt didn't raise IQ, but he couldn't even grow tea, so he sensed that Anubis was crawling to the sixth kingdom.
Why are you so flustered?Lu Ya was stunned for a moment, seeing tears on his wolf face, touched the crystal heart and asked, "What's the matter?"
Without answering him with a crystal heart, Anubis rushed over and cried, "Seth... Seth got Lord Osiris's body, divided him into 13 yuan, and threw it all over Egypt!"
"..." Lu Ya didn't know what to say for a while, and after a while he wondered, "It's been four days since Isis got the corpse of Osiris, why is Osiris still in a corpse state?"
It was so hard to retrieve the man, but you didn’t hurry up to revive him, and you still dawdled for four days. If it wasn’t for the fact that Isis was crying miserably by the Nile, Lu Ya would have wondered if she was deliberately waiting for Seth to come Osiris is dismembered.
After confirming that Isis got the body of Osiris, Lu Ya pulled back the divine sense attached to her body. After all, the young couple had just experienced life and death, and Osiris might have sex as soon as he woke up. As an extremely innocent bird, Lu Ya was afraid that his eyes would be dirty.
So he really didn't know about all the follow-up developments. After hearing Anubis' brief account of the incident, he was even more puzzled: "It's fine if Isis doesn't resurrect Osiris immediately. Why do you have to go back to Egypt?"
Sister, it’s good that Egypt is your homeland, but now the boss of Egypt is Seth, so you went back with such a big thorn, and left the man to run to eat.
It's really no wonder that the priest used the city portal scroll irresponsibly before using the resurrection spell, which resulted in the corpse of Osiris left in the dungeon.
"..." Anubis was also stopped by the question, and he lowered his head and pondered for a long time—intellectually, he felt that Isis’s move was extremely stupid, but emotionally, he couldn’t accept it—he could only say slowly, "The goddess Isis has her own considerations."
Lu Ya knew that Isis's abnormal behavior was caused by Crystal Heart, so he didn't care about it anymore, and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
Anubis just sensed the pain in his heart, and by virtue of the blood relationship between father and son, he knew what happened to Osiris, and hesitantly said: "I...I want to help the goddess Isis to piece together the body of Lord Osiris , as long as it costs 13 yuan, the corpse can be found, or if there are no important parts missing, maybe it can be resurrected."
"Then you go." Lu Ya waved his sleeves to bid him farewell. He didn't want to interfere in this matter at all. He had already tossed him a lot by playing with Isis to find a husband. 13 yuan of flesh and blood, the task is thirteen times more difficult, this is a hard job, who knows which corners Seth stuffed them into?
Lu Ya also felt that Seth was a little stupid, so he burned the body clean with a torch, and scattered the ashes in the Nile River. No matter how capable Isis was, he could only catch him blind. Now it is divided into 13 yuan. possibility of getting up.
With the excitement of saving his father, Anubis rushed to the mortal world with great fighting spirit, and returned to the underworld with a dull expression after more than a month.
Lu Ya had already arrived in the third country at this time, and he wanted to congratulate Anubis, but seeing his expression, he wondered, "What's wrong?"
The Crystal Heart told him that Anubis made the world's first mummy from the patchwork body of Osiris, and not only resurrected Osiris, but was also crowned the god of mummies.
This should have been a good thing for double happiness, but Anubis struggled and struggled with all three views on his face, which made Lu Ya confused and curious: "Is there something wrong with the resurrection ceremony of God Osiris?"
"..." Anubis shook his head dully, and said in a low voice, "The ceremony was a success...but...we only found Lord Osiris' 12-yuan corpse...so the resurrected him is incomplete."
It doesn't matter if Hong Huang Da Neng's body is completely destroyed. If the three souls and six souls are lost, two souls and five souls can be rebuilt. Your life is back, you should be happy."
"..." Anubis took a deep breath full of grief and indignation, and said in a trembling voice, "The piece that I didn't find is...is the adult's..."
He couldn't continue, so he quietly glanced between his legs, seeing that Lu Ya really understood immediately, and said in shock, "Isn't it?"
Anubis nodded painfully: "I can't sense the existence of that body anymore, it must have been eaten by a crocodile or a hippopotamus..."
Lu Ya once again felt the pressure of Osiris. It is not good to eat a 13 yuan corpse, but he has to eat that. The taste of Egyptian wild animals is also a little strange.
Anubis felt very sad for his own father as he said that, with tears in the wolf's eyes: "Your Excellency has been treated so cruelly, and Goddess Isis is also crying very sadly."
Lu Ya nodded understandingly—the revived husband lost all that stuff, a woman should be very sad, and crying is a normal reaction—you said that even those things are gone, why are you resurrecting?
Anubis’s narration will end here, and Lu Ya will read a few words of “Infinite Heavenly Venerable” for this poor man with sympathy for Osiris’ experience, but Anubis obviously didn’t finish speaking, and continued on his own: "The goddess even used olive wood to reshape Mrs. Osiris, and then became pregnant..."
He wanted to continue talking, but was interrupted by Lu Ya: "Wait, you wait, Osiris is gone, Isis made a new one with olive wood, and then she got pregnant, isn't that logic? Is something wrong?" Is this Osiris' child, or Olivewood's child?
"What's wrong, the Goddess's affection for her husband is earth-shattering, and God the Father gave them a precious child, can't they conceive because of the affection?" Anubis gave him a contemptuous look, "Is it true that the people in your world Do gods have to fight in bed to have children?"
In this way, he can figure it out, and the prehistoric great ability to give birth also has its own wonders. Lu Ya patted his forehead, and felt that he was making a fuss, and replied: "You are right, and then?"
"Then Lord Osiris was captured by Seth again, and this time it was divided into 48 shares - don't ask me why Seth found Lord Osiris, I can't explain the process, anyway, he found it." Anu Bees shrugged his shoulders regretfully, "48 copies, it's too broken, I can't put it together, and the most vital part of his body is gone, so I can't be resurrected in the mortal world, I ran back to the underworld Come here, just to see if we can find a way to resurrect the adults in the underworld."
It seems that this is the whole process of Pluto's coronation, Lu Ya stomped his feet a little annoyed - he would have followed Anubis to play jigsaw puzzles if he had known earlier, if he could have removed Osiris' so-and-so from the crocodile Or how much merit can be gained if the hippo's mouth is saved?
But not necessarily, Egypt Tiandao doesn't know what enmity it has with Osiris, if it insists on letting others have nothing, if it really helps Osiris, then it is going against the sky.
Lu Ya pulled Anubis's hand, and said sincerely, "To tell you the truth, when I first came here, I wanted to pry the corner of the wall and snatch the throne of Pluto, but the god Osiris was finally crowned after going through many difficulties and obstacles. I must resolutely maintain its rule over the underworld."
——The main reason is that the position of Pluto is simply synonymous with bad luck. From the very beginning, Lu Ya knew that Osiris would be unlucky in the process of becoming Pluto, but these experiences... have gone beyond his inner definition of "unlucky" up.
Lu Ya sincerely hoped that Osiris could sit in the position of Pluto for a long time, lest this position be vacant and be used by the Egyptian Heavenly Dao to harm others.
The author has something to say:
When replying to the comments, a question suddenly popped up. In Egypt, where people can have eagles, jackals and jackals are not biological fathers and sons, although there seems to be no physical apartheid, if the gap in IQ is too large, it will No, there would be racial segregation, no way to give birth to cubs 23333 Little Yellow Birds For the sake of the next generation, the cute little yellow birds should rob their brain cells three times a day ps: The last chapter wrote about Lu Ya The bug of the ten brothers has not been changed, and I remind the author not to make similar mistakes in the future QAQ, yes, you guessed correctly, the author really does not know how to count, and the addition and subtraction within ten can make my abuser run away go QAQ
But the cruel facts proved that the two of them were too sweet. After Isis got the coffin containing the body of Osiris, he left the kingdom of Mirikanbul by boat overnight and wandered on the Nile for four days and four nights.
After finally returning to her homeland of Egypt, Isis was thirsty and tired. Coupled with her keen sense of smell, she could already smell the tempting smell of kebabs sold on the streets of Egypt hundreds of miles away.
Considering that the coffin was very heavy, it would take more energy and time to move it, so Goddess Isis placed it on the boat for the time being, and ran quickly—of course, she was worried that someone would take the opportunity to destroy the coffin while she was away. The dead body of her husband was not because she was really hungry QAQ—going to fill her stomach.
What Isis didn't expect was that Seth happened to take his cronies out of the city to hunt, and when he was crossing the Nile, he saw the golden coffin on the big boat.
Seth immediately thought of "there is such a beautiful box in the world", and the second thought was "this box looks so fucking familiar, isn't my brother's body inside?".
Seth was shocked, and rushed to the boat to examine it carefully, and he was sure that the box was indeed made by himself—it must be Isis who had gone through untold hardships to find the box after he escaped from the Egyptian palace. of.
Seth was jealous and hated, but at the same time he looked around wonderingly, but he didn't see Isis.But this was a godsend, and he didn't struggle with this issue for a long time. He immediately ordered his companions to pick up the box, stopped hunting, and went back to his home, the Egyptian royal palace.
——This time, I have to find a way to completely cut off the thought of Isis, and Osiris will never come back to life.Seth looked gloomy, and the fat on the jackal's face shook slightly.
——————————————————————————————————————
Lu Ya tasted the tea he had grown on the soil of Egypt. No matter how he drank it, he felt that it lacked some flavor, and he couldn't help sighing regretfully.
He was still lamenting that the soil and water in Egypt didn't raise IQ, but he couldn't even grow tea, so he sensed that Anubis was crawling to the sixth kingdom.
Why are you so flustered?Lu Ya was stunned for a moment, seeing tears on his wolf face, touched the crystal heart and asked, "What's the matter?"
Without answering him with a crystal heart, Anubis rushed over and cried, "Seth... Seth got Lord Osiris's body, divided him into 13 yuan, and threw it all over Egypt!"
"..." Lu Ya didn't know what to say for a while, and after a while he wondered, "It's been four days since Isis got the corpse of Osiris, why is Osiris still in a corpse state?"
It was so hard to retrieve the man, but you didn’t hurry up to revive him, and you still dawdled for four days. If it wasn’t for the fact that Isis was crying miserably by the Nile, Lu Ya would have wondered if she was deliberately waiting for Seth to come Osiris is dismembered.
After confirming that Isis got the body of Osiris, Lu Ya pulled back the divine sense attached to her body. After all, the young couple had just experienced life and death, and Osiris might have sex as soon as he woke up. As an extremely innocent bird, Lu Ya was afraid that his eyes would be dirty.
So he really didn't know about all the follow-up developments. After hearing Anubis' brief account of the incident, he was even more puzzled: "It's fine if Isis doesn't resurrect Osiris immediately. Why do you have to go back to Egypt?"
Sister, it’s good that Egypt is your homeland, but now the boss of Egypt is Seth, so you went back with such a big thorn, and left the man to run to eat.
It's really no wonder that the priest used the city portal scroll irresponsibly before using the resurrection spell, which resulted in the corpse of Osiris left in the dungeon.
"..." Anubis was also stopped by the question, and he lowered his head and pondered for a long time—intellectually, he felt that Isis’s move was extremely stupid, but emotionally, he couldn’t accept it—he could only say slowly, "The goddess Isis has her own considerations."
Lu Ya knew that Isis's abnormal behavior was caused by Crystal Heart, so he didn't care about it anymore, and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
Anubis just sensed the pain in his heart, and by virtue of the blood relationship between father and son, he knew what happened to Osiris, and hesitantly said: "I...I want to help the goddess Isis to piece together the body of Lord Osiris , as long as it costs 13 yuan, the corpse can be found, or if there are no important parts missing, maybe it can be resurrected."
"Then you go." Lu Ya waved his sleeves to bid him farewell. He didn't want to interfere in this matter at all. He had already tossed him a lot by playing with Isis to find a husband. 13 yuan of flesh and blood, the task is thirteen times more difficult, this is a hard job, who knows which corners Seth stuffed them into?
Lu Ya also felt that Seth was a little stupid, so he burned the body clean with a torch, and scattered the ashes in the Nile River. No matter how capable Isis was, he could only catch him blind. Now it is divided into 13 yuan. possibility of getting up.
With the excitement of saving his father, Anubis rushed to the mortal world with great fighting spirit, and returned to the underworld with a dull expression after more than a month.
Lu Ya had already arrived in the third country at this time, and he wanted to congratulate Anubis, but seeing his expression, he wondered, "What's wrong?"
The Crystal Heart told him that Anubis made the world's first mummy from the patchwork body of Osiris, and not only resurrected Osiris, but was also crowned the god of mummies.
This should have been a good thing for double happiness, but Anubis struggled and struggled with all three views on his face, which made Lu Ya confused and curious: "Is there something wrong with the resurrection ceremony of God Osiris?"
"..." Anubis shook his head dully, and said in a low voice, "The ceremony was a success...but...we only found Lord Osiris' 12-yuan corpse...so the resurrected him is incomplete."
It doesn't matter if Hong Huang Da Neng's body is completely destroyed. If the three souls and six souls are lost, two souls and five souls can be rebuilt. Your life is back, you should be happy."
"..." Anubis took a deep breath full of grief and indignation, and said in a trembling voice, "The piece that I didn't find is...is the adult's..."
He couldn't continue, so he quietly glanced between his legs, seeing that Lu Ya really understood immediately, and said in shock, "Isn't it?"
Anubis nodded painfully: "I can't sense the existence of that body anymore, it must have been eaten by a crocodile or a hippopotamus..."
Lu Ya once again felt the pressure of Osiris. It is not good to eat a 13 yuan corpse, but he has to eat that. The taste of Egyptian wild animals is also a little strange.
Anubis felt very sad for his own father as he said that, with tears in the wolf's eyes: "Your Excellency has been treated so cruelly, and Goddess Isis is also crying very sadly."
Lu Ya nodded understandingly—the revived husband lost all that stuff, a woman should be very sad, and crying is a normal reaction—you said that even those things are gone, why are you resurrecting?
Anubis’s narration will end here, and Lu Ya will read a few words of “Infinite Heavenly Venerable” for this poor man with sympathy for Osiris’ experience, but Anubis obviously didn’t finish speaking, and continued on his own: "The goddess even used olive wood to reshape Mrs. Osiris, and then became pregnant..."
He wanted to continue talking, but was interrupted by Lu Ya: "Wait, you wait, Osiris is gone, Isis made a new one with olive wood, and then she got pregnant, isn't that logic? Is something wrong?" Is this Osiris' child, or Olivewood's child?
"What's wrong, the Goddess's affection for her husband is earth-shattering, and God the Father gave them a precious child, can't they conceive because of the affection?" Anubis gave him a contemptuous look, "Is it true that the people in your world Do gods have to fight in bed to have children?"
In this way, he can figure it out, and the prehistoric great ability to give birth also has its own wonders. Lu Ya patted his forehead, and felt that he was making a fuss, and replied: "You are right, and then?"
"Then Lord Osiris was captured by Seth again, and this time it was divided into 48 shares - don't ask me why Seth found Lord Osiris, I can't explain the process, anyway, he found it." Anu Bees shrugged his shoulders regretfully, "48 copies, it's too broken, I can't put it together, and the most vital part of his body is gone, so I can't be resurrected in the mortal world, I ran back to the underworld Come here, just to see if we can find a way to resurrect the adults in the underworld."
It seems that this is the whole process of Pluto's coronation, Lu Ya stomped his feet a little annoyed - he would have followed Anubis to play jigsaw puzzles if he had known earlier, if he could have removed Osiris' so-and-so from the crocodile Or how much merit can be gained if the hippo's mouth is saved?
But not necessarily, Egypt Tiandao doesn't know what enmity it has with Osiris, if it insists on letting others have nothing, if it really helps Osiris, then it is going against the sky.
Lu Ya pulled Anubis's hand, and said sincerely, "To tell you the truth, when I first came here, I wanted to pry the corner of the wall and snatch the throne of Pluto, but the god Osiris was finally crowned after going through many difficulties and obstacles. I must resolutely maintain its rule over the underworld."
——The main reason is that the position of Pluto is simply synonymous with bad luck. From the very beginning, Lu Ya knew that Osiris would be unlucky in the process of becoming Pluto, but these experiences... have gone beyond his inner definition of "unlucky" up.
Lu Ya sincerely hoped that Osiris could sit in the position of Pluto for a long time, lest this position be vacant and be used by the Egyptian Heavenly Dao to harm others.
The author has something to say:
When replying to the comments, a question suddenly popped up. In Egypt, where people can have eagles, jackals and jackals are not biological fathers and sons, although there seems to be no physical apartheid, if the gap in IQ is too large, it will No, there would be racial segregation, no way to give birth to cubs 23333 Little Yellow Birds For the sake of the next generation, the cute little yellow birds should rob their brain cells three times a day ps: The last chapter wrote about Lu Ya The bug of the ten brothers has not been changed, and I remind the author not to make similar mistakes in the future QAQ, yes, you guessed correctly, the author really does not know how to count, and the addition and subtraction within ten can make my abuser run away go QAQ
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