[Egyptian Mythology] A market economy must also be implemented in order to save the soul

After being stimulated by Hathor, Anubis made up his mind to replace his wolf head.After such a long period of observation, he was completely sure that Lu Ya's acceptance of animal heads was lower than he imagined.

Anubis knew very well that he couldn't think of a reason by relying on his own head. After careful consideration, he sneaked to Tut's residence.

At this time, it has been a few days since Lu Ya showed his true form in Egypt. Those who should sign up for marriage have signed up, and those who should patronize Tut’s business and make heads have also been ordered. After being busy for a while, Tut is very leisurely. down.

When Anubis came to the door, Tut was oiling the lamb kebabs with a brush, when he turned his head and saw someone sneaking around the gate of his house, he asked, "Who is it?"

Anubis showed his head in embarrassment, and walked over to say hello.

Seeing his expression of hesitation and entanglement, Tut wondered for a moment, raised his signature and said, "Let's eat together?" Could it be that he smelled the smell of mutton, so he always rubbed rice together? , Anubis is so coy?

Tut was a little secretly proud at first, he roasted mutton at a high level, which is why he attracted such a face-saving diner as Anubis, but seeing Anubis froze after listening, he knew that his guess was wrong , he didn't come for this.

Tut thought about it carefully, put the mutton skewers on the gold tray, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Horus surrendered himself and admitted his mistakes. God the Father is very satisfied that he can correct his mistakes and correct them again. With Isis and Nephthys interceding, God the Father decided to forgive him."

Horus beheaded Isis, which was one of the most important events in this period of time, but after Tut finished speaking, Anubis was stunned again, and he couldn't help showing doubts: "This is not that. No, what the hell are you looking for?"

Anubis awkwardly leaned over and whispered to him, and after seeing the meaningful "~" expression on Tut's face, he was a little annoyed, and said softly: "If you can't do it, I'll go find it." Father God go!"

To be honest, Tut really couldn't do it, he stopped teasing Anubis so as not to really annoy people, coughed, and said sincerely: "Let's tell you the truth, I will help thirty or forty people The goddess has had plastic surgery, and she has more or less figured out the way to do it, but others are acquired, and yours is innate, I don't know if it is suitable for you."

Anubis hurriedly said: "Then can't you give it a try? I really believe in your ability!" He will become a human head if he succeeds, otherwise it will remain the same. He has nothing to lose. How about a try?

Tu Ting stared at him for a long time, and seeing that he was not joking, he said: "Well, let me prepare the items needed for the ceremony. For the sake of our close relationship, I will call you A family price."

"..." Anubis didn't expect to have to pay the money, and he didn't say anything after a while, silently took out the private money, and asked carefully, "How much?"

"How much do you have?" Tut glanced over his head, and saw that Anubis was covering his wallet vigilantly, and mumbled a little boredly, "You're a lot smarter by following Daojun." , give me ten hanu's of gold."

A lot, a lot, a lot of money... Anubis swallowed hard, struggled for a long time, and then gritted his teeth: "If you fail, I will give you half of it!"

Tut said: "Thirty percent refund, no more."

"...Okay." Anubis was so entangled, part of him was looking forward to the success of the plastic surgery, and the other part of him began to unconsciously calculate that [-]% of the gold would be much, much, much better. Is it better to be successful or not?

He thought for a while, raised his hand and slapped himself—he was willing to pay ten Hanu for success, and he prayed for the failure of plastic surgery for three Hanu, isn't he cheap?

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Lu Ya sat cross-legged in the inner room of the Taoist temple, closing his eyes to rest his mind, when suddenly he frowned and slowly opened his eyes.

He had already sensed that Tut and Anubis entered the underworld together, and these two people came straight towards him.Lu Ya felt very strange that Tut would leave the city of Heliublis, but what was even more strange was that the two men wandered to the edge of the Sixth Kingdom for a long time without coming in.

The Egyptian gods always come to find something directly, especially Lu Ya thinks that he is already familiar with Tut and Anubis, even if they have something to ask for, there is no need to be so embarrassed.

He pinched his fingers and counted, stunned for a moment, counted the second time and the third time in disbelief, wanted to laugh but held back, got up from the futon, flicked his long sleeves, and directly crossed the distance of half a country, Came to the junction of five or six countries.

Tut was walking back and forth anxiously, when he turned his head and saw him appearing not far in front, he was shocked, subconsciously looked around, and then squeezed out a smiling face: "What a coincidence, how is the Taoist?" Came to this remote area all of a sudden?"

Lu Ya didn't look at him at all, his eyes moved down, and fell on the half-human tall black jackal beside Tut, pretending not to know, and asked, "When did God Tut get a new pet?"

The jackal was grinning and barking at Tut, and from the moment he appeared, he desperately used his paws to dig a hole in the sand, trying to stuff his big head in. Hearing what Luya said, he dug a hole Work harder.

"Uh..." Tut was stunned by his sudden appearance, and stuttered, "This is actually..."

He originally wanted to say, "This is actually the god Anubis who failed plastic surgery", but before he could finish his sentence, Lu Ya stretched out his hand to pull the jackal's tail with a smile: "This puppy is so cute."

——He wanted to say it a long time ago, obviously Anubis's head is a standard dog's head, but he insisted on denying it, jackals are not as cute as dogs.

Anubis wanted to cover his face with sand to pretend to be an ostrich, but he dragged his tail out of the sandpit. Hearing that this man was making a fuss about his race again, he couldn't help but bark at Landing tooth.

Tut coughed and said, "I did plastic surgery for God Anubis. His head didn't turn into a human head, but his body turned into an animal body..."

Of course he couldn't admit that it was his own mistake, and said solemnly: "This must be the will of God the Father."

Anubis cast a hateful and angry look at him, turned his head to see that Lu Ya was looking at him up and down, and didn't care about projecting death beams at Tut, he hurriedly covered his eyes with two big paws, and continued to move his head Drill in the sand.

Lu Ya suppressed a smile and said, "It's not the first day I saw your dog's head, you don't need to cover it at all."

This sentence is very reasonable, Anubis couldn't help but admired Lu Ya's ability to see the key points at a glance, and moved his paw from his face to his buttocks. After thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong, so he hurriedly moved it again. return.

——Fart, covering my face is not to prevent you from seeing it, but I feel ashamed to see others!What kind of shit is covering your butt!

With a smile on Lu Ya's face, he hit him on the head with his hand a little hard, and said in a deep voice: "You deserve it, it's not the first day you know Tut, don't you know that he is unreliable?"

Anubis was a little aggrieved, thought for a while, lay on his back, raised both front paws to signal to Lu Ya, first put them on his belly, and then pointed in the direction of Tut.

Lu Ya was confused and thought for a long time before trying to figure out what he meant, when he saw Anubis raised all four paws and moved them from Tut's direction back to his belly.

Tut did not hear the sound transmission between Luya and Anubis, but as the Egyptian god of wisdom, he wisely understood what Anubis meant, and explained to the confused Luya: "Anubis God Bis gave me ten hanu gold to help him with plastic surgery, but after the plastic surgery failed, I returned him twenty habis.”

Although according to their initial verbal agreement, the failure of plastic surgery would only return three Hanu, but at that time, in the cognition of Anubis and Tut, they thought that the failure was just ineffective, and no one expected that It will have the opposite effect.

When Tut saw Anubis, he wanted to turn his back on him. He was afraid that the other party would bite him to death, so he hurriedly chose to spend money to eliminate the disaster, expressing that he was willing to bleed heavily to compensate Anubis for the loss.

"..." Lu Ya looked at Anubis's face, "I'm so sad that the plastic surgery failed, but I'm so happy after making a net profit of ten Hanu", I don't know what to say, just laugh Smiling, he reached out and scratched his belly.

Anubis couldn't hold back and stretched out his paws comfortably, looking at Lu Ya and blinking his eyes expectantly: Scratch, scratch again.

Lu Ya said thoughtfully, "You've turned into a...wolf, why don't you seem to be in a hurry?"

A little bit angry, Lu Ya could see that he didn't show up in time just now, probably Anubis could have fought with Tut, but now his mood is calm, he was coaxed back by himself.

But Anubis didn't look like the sky was falling and it was over. At this moment, he didn't mind at all. Lu Ya felt a little strange.

After Anubis became a jackal, he couldn’t speak——Lu Ya privately felt that this was also very tricky. Although jackals in nature couldn’t speak, you weren’t a human head before. I can’t say anymore, it’s the mouth not the butt that makes the sound, and the setting of the crystal heart is too unreasonable—so Tut replied: “I have already led him to the Sun Temple to meet the Father God in advance, and the Father God said My plastic surgery should still be effective, but it is only applied to God Anubis, and there may be side effects for a period of time."

"God Ra said 'should' and 'possible', which means that he is not very sure?" Lu Ya is not as easy to deceive as Anubis, God of Ra is of course facing Tut, playing Tai Chi and saying He has nothing to lose if it is innocuous.

"..." Seeing Anubis jumping up and baring his teeth at him again, Tut couldn't help sighing with a headache.