After Lu Ya sat down, Osiris said slowly: "Your Majesty came at the right time. I just told Anubis just now that it is natural to talk about love, and it is also natural for young people to be emotional and impulsive." It’s understandable, but you have to be careful.”
Lu Ya hesitated: "... huh?" He felt that he understood what Osiris said, but he couldn't believe that Osiris really meant it?
Osiris looked at him with a helpless expression of "you see this kid is so funny, he still pretends to be a fool with me", then looked at Anubis, sighed, and put it a little more bluntly: " You are all still young, and Anubis has not been an adult for long, and from the appearance of Daojun, I guess he has just become an adult at most, right?"
Lu Ya was heartbroken and didn't make a sound.He didn't have the nerve to say that if he was to be judged according to his age, the only ones who could be compared with him in Egypt were Ra and Tut who was older than Ra, and Osiris was really his junior.
Even though Lu Ya has a pure youthful face, it's not like he didn't worry that he didn't look like an immortal elder, but what can he do if he looks like this?You are not allowed to be born with a baby face?
Seeing that Lu Ya seemed very upset, Osiris didn't care, and tried to persuade him: "My words may not be very pleasant, but it is definitely for your own good. You are still too young to understand the importance of reproducing the next generation. Timing is important, your bodies are not yet fully developed, your minds are not mature enough, and you are not ready to be fathers, so you have to be on guard against some things in advance."
Combining these words with the nonsense he said before, "Young people are so passionate, and impulsiveness is understandable", the meaning is probably "it's okay to have sex, remember to wear condoms, don't really make a baby."
Lu Ya couldn't hold back his complaints and squinted at Anubis, and whispered: "Why didn't you say that your father is giving you x-related safety and health education?"
He originally thought that Osiris was teaching Anubis the experience of kissing, but he didn't expect that they were talking about such an embarrassing topic—you have seen this kind of lesson taught by father-in-law to son-in-law? aspect content?
Anubis was also extremely embarrassed, and whispered: "I, I didn't want to alarm you, I just let Horus who came to visit listen to me when I was discussing with my mother, and the bastard just talked to Osiris. The adults said it."
It was only then that Lu Ya remembered that Osiris had a hidden attribute of [Chicken Wife], and a non-hidden attribute called [Jiwai]. Seeing that Osiris' mother didn't care much about it, he started to worry unnecessarily.
Lu Ya continued to transmit the voice: "What's the matter with Horus, whose mouth is so unreliable?" Dead Bird really thought that he could tremble after being crowned the sun god?Damn, if we meet again, I won't be able to torture him to death.
"...He was so happy, he probably didn't expect to hit the squeamish point of the adults." Anubis muttered.
After Horus found out that his brother was asking Nephthys how to play kiss, he was really elated and gave Anubis a dozen thumbs up one after another.
Once upon a time, he was worried that Lu Ya would snatch Hathor from him, but Anubis had such a high-end method that he skipped the primary stage of pulling little hands and jumped to the advanced state of kissing each other.
Horus has big eyes, and when he emits worship light waves, he is also very lethal, which greatly satisfies Anubis' vanity. He didn't say that he can actually kiss casually. The main reason is that the first attempt was very unsuccessful. , Both of them feel that they have to plan ahead, actively learn theoretical knowledge, and prepare for the next time.
Osiris's ability to squeak is really not covered, but Luya and Anubis were perfunctory on the surface, chatting about some things in private, and they had a happy chat, and it was right for Osiris to accompany them by reciting scriptures.
Finally, Osiris felt that he had said enough and shut up. Lu Ya quickly pointed out that he would never inflate Anubis’ stomach and kick him irresponsibly. That’s scumbag, not him. Lu Ya, regardless of the guilt and moral factors in his heart, the karma formed in this way is enough for him to bear.
"..." Osiris looked extremely subtle, he hesitated to say "Are you sure the one who gets pregnant is my son and not your father's son?" he looked at Lu Ya and then at Anubi Si, waved his hand and said, "You decide for yourself, I won't interfere."
I'm not afraid of your meddling, I'm afraid of your meddling.Lu Ya didn't want to stay any longer, so he hurriedly took the opportunity to say goodbye, and didn't care about sharing the little yellow text he got with Anubis, so he waved his hand and flew back to the Sixth Kingdom.
After returning to the territory he was familiar with, Lu Ya breathed a sigh of relief, and it didn't take long before he sensed Tut running over with great interest.
Lu Ya was exhausted physically and mentally at this time, and he didn't really want to deal with him, but thinking that he had just begged for such a large amount of small pornographic texts from others, and he was short-handed, it was naturally difficult to turn around and deny the account, so he cheered up and smiled went up to welcome.
Tu Te came over and bowed to him first, and said with joy: "Dao Jun is really my lucky star. As soon as you left, I had a flash of inspiration and thought of a new invention."
Tut really likes to invent some novelties when he has nothing to do, mainly to sell them for money, but he has indeed made great contributions to the development of Egyptian civilization.
Lu Ya had heard that the most primitive writing in Egypt was written by Tut, and it was specially invented by Tut for the convenience of recording in the "Book of Truth".
Of course, writing is Tutt's highest-level invention, and there has only been one such case over the years, and the others have no practical value.Such a calculation seems to be a little low, but Lu Ya is still very interested, and he swept away the depression caused by Osiris' mouth, and said brightly: "Oh? I would like to hear more about it."
The main reason is that this time Tut said that the inspiration for the invention came out of chatting with him, which shows that Lu Ya has a relationship with this so-called invention. He has a hunch that it may be that Horus has troubled him for so long, and now it is finally completed. It was a success, Crystal Heart was overjoyed and decided to give him something sweet.
Tut cleared his throat, and proudly said: "Our Egyptian characters have always been carved on walls or stones. Not only is it inconvenient to write, but it is also extremely inconvenient to read because the carrier is very thick."
His "Book of Truth" is made of pure gold, and it has been made as light and thin as possible, but unfortunately it is still as heavy as hell.Today, when I was looking for the little Huang Wen for Lu Ya, because it took a long time to read it, Tutt obviously felt his arms were sore, but it was because he had a good face and didn't show it in front of Lu Ya.
So after Lu Ya left, he has been thinking about it.Thinking that it is so inconvenient to use his majestic God of Wisdom, other gods in Heliublis City must feel more uncomfortable, let alone those humans in the lower realm.
Tut looked up at Lu Ya sincerely: "I also noticed that the carrier used by Daojun for rubbing seems to be far thinner and more convenient than gold or stone. I think your world seems to be developing much faster than Egypt, isn't it? Factors in this regard?"
Lu Ya was somewhat surprised. To his surprise, Tut not only loves money, but also really has a heart that cares about the country and the people.The speed of civilization development is indeed closely related to the text carrier. With Tutt's intelligence level, it can be seen that a lot of effort has been made to study this point.
——However, the close connection does not mean that the text carrier is the decisive factor. Lu Ya tried his best to euphemistically say: "In fact, the influence of the superstructure is also very important."
It is true that the prehistoric world was equipped with light paper early on, and it seems that because of this, the development of civilization far surpassed that of Egypt, but Tutt obviously confused the cause and effect.
The real situation is that because the IQ of the prehistoric immortals surpassed that of Egypt, the human beings they created had a higher level of intellectual development than the Egyptians, which led to the outstanding human beings being able to produce paper early, further promoting the spread and development of civilization .
——So it’s not the paper that should really be blamed, but you and Ra, the two first-born gods.
Thinking so, facing Tut's eyes full of expectation and hope, Lu Ya was really embarrassed to say such a hurtful truth, so he was silent for a while, then squeezed out a smile, clapped his hands and said : "God Tut's idea is very good, let's not delay, let's see how we can create a new text carrier."
"I think the direction of reform should be closer to your world." Tut stretched out his hand and gestured, "It's light and soft, and it's smooth to write."
Lu Ya made an excuse: "To tell you the truth, this kind of carrier is called 'paper', and it was invented by a human in the lower realm. I just use it directly, and I really don't know how to make it."
Having said that, he deliberately paused before prompting: "But according to my speculation, some plant materials should be used. Metals and the like don't have such good flexibility."
Lu Ya actually knows the specific paper making process. He really didn't bother to pay attention to this aspect of content, but the treasure house of the wild is open to him, and this knowledge can be obtained with a single thought. It's a pity that he can't be verbatim Repeat it with Tutt.
It is useless to say that certain plants do not grow in Egypt.Even if Egypt's products are so rich that all raw materials are fully equipped, Lu Ya will not directly tell Tut.
The way of heaven controls the process of the development of living beings. Since the crystal heart made Tut realize the need to make paper, it is naturally not ripe enough. What is needed is not a one-step process, but a lot of time and repeated experiments to create a paper that is unique to Egypt. paper comes.
Lu Ya was beating the side drum beside him, pointing out the general direction for Tut, and felt that merit was falling from the sky.
Lu Ya hesitated: "... huh?" He felt that he understood what Osiris said, but he couldn't believe that Osiris really meant it?
Osiris looked at him with a helpless expression of "you see this kid is so funny, he still pretends to be a fool with me", then looked at Anubis, sighed, and put it a little more bluntly: " You are all still young, and Anubis has not been an adult for long, and from the appearance of Daojun, I guess he has just become an adult at most, right?"
Lu Ya was heartbroken and didn't make a sound.He didn't have the nerve to say that if he was to be judged according to his age, the only ones who could be compared with him in Egypt were Ra and Tut who was older than Ra, and Osiris was really his junior.
Even though Lu Ya has a pure youthful face, it's not like he didn't worry that he didn't look like an immortal elder, but what can he do if he looks like this?You are not allowed to be born with a baby face?
Seeing that Lu Ya seemed very upset, Osiris didn't care, and tried to persuade him: "My words may not be very pleasant, but it is definitely for your own good. You are still too young to understand the importance of reproducing the next generation. Timing is important, your bodies are not yet fully developed, your minds are not mature enough, and you are not ready to be fathers, so you have to be on guard against some things in advance."
Combining these words with the nonsense he said before, "Young people are so passionate, and impulsiveness is understandable", the meaning is probably "it's okay to have sex, remember to wear condoms, don't really make a baby."
Lu Ya couldn't hold back his complaints and squinted at Anubis, and whispered: "Why didn't you say that your father is giving you x-related safety and health education?"
He originally thought that Osiris was teaching Anubis the experience of kissing, but he didn't expect that they were talking about such an embarrassing topic—you have seen this kind of lesson taught by father-in-law to son-in-law? aspect content?
Anubis was also extremely embarrassed, and whispered: "I, I didn't want to alarm you, I just let Horus who came to visit listen to me when I was discussing with my mother, and the bastard just talked to Osiris. The adults said it."
It was only then that Lu Ya remembered that Osiris had a hidden attribute of [Chicken Wife], and a non-hidden attribute called [Jiwai]. Seeing that Osiris' mother didn't care much about it, he started to worry unnecessarily.
Lu Ya continued to transmit the voice: "What's the matter with Horus, whose mouth is so unreliable?" Dead Bird really thought that he could tremble after being crowned the sun god?Damn, if we meet again, I won't be able to torture him to death.
"...He was so happy, he probably didn't expect to hit the squeamish point of the adults." Anubis muttered.
After Horus found out that his brother was asking Nephthys how to play kiss, he was really elated and gave Anubis a dozen thumbs up one after another.
Once upon a time, he was worried that Lu Ya would snatch Hathor from him, but Anubis had such a high-end method that he skipped the primary stage of pulling little hands and jumped to the advanced state of kissing each other.
Horus has big eyes, and when he emits worship light waves, he is also very lethal, which greatly satisfies Anubis' vanity. He didn't say that he can actually kiss casually. The main reason is that the first attempt was very unsuccessful. , Both of them feel that they have to plan ahead, actively learn theoretical knowledge, and prepare for the next time.
Osiris's ability to squeak is really not covered, but Luya and Anubis were perfunctory on the surface, chatting about some things in private, and they had a happy chat, and it was right for Osiris to accompany them by reciting scriptures.
Finally, Osiris felt that he had said enough and shut up. Lu Ya quickly pointed out that he would never inflate Anubis’ stomach and kick him irresponsibly. That’s scumbag, not him. Lu Ya, regardless of the guilt and moral factors in his heart, the karma formed in this way is enough for him to bear.
"..." Osiris looked extremely subtle, he hesitated to say "Are you sure the one who gets pregnant is my son and not your father's son?" he looked at Lu Ya and then at Anubi Si, waved his hand and said, "You decide for yourself, I won't interfere."
I'm not afraid of your meddling, I'm afraid of your meddling.Lu Ya didn't want to stay any longer, so he hurriedly took the opportunity to say goodbye, and didn't care about sharing the little yellow text he got with Anubis, so he waved his hand and flew back to the Sixth Kingdom.
After returning to the territory he was familiar with, Lu Ya breathed a sigh of relief, and it didn't take long before he sensed Tut running over with great interest.
Lu Ya was exhausted physically and mentally at this time, and he didn't really want to deal with him, but thinking that he had just begged for such a large amount of small pornographic texts from others, and he was short-handed, it was naturally difficult to turn around and deny the account, so he cheered up and smiled went up to welcome.
Tu Te came over and bowed to him first, and said with joy: "Dao Jun is really my lucky star. As soon as you left, I had a flash of inspiration and thought of a new invention."
Tut really likes to invent some novelties when he has nothing to do, mainly to sell them for money, but he has indeed made great contributions to the development of Egyptian civilization.
Lu Ya had heard that the most primitive writing in Egypt was written by Tut, and it was specially invented by Tut for the convenience of recording in the "Book of Truth".
Of course, writing is Tutt's highest-level invention, and there has only been one such case over the years, and the others have no practical value.Such a calculation seems to be a little low, but Lu Ya is still very interested, and he swept away the depression caused by Osiris' mouth, and said brightly: "Oh? I would like to hear more about it."
The main reason is that this time Tut said that the inspiration for the invention came out of chatting with him, which shows that Lu Ya has a relationship with this so-called invention. He has a hunch that it may be that Horus has troubled him for so long, and now it is finally completed. It was a success, Crystal Heart was overjoyed and decided to give him something sweet.
Tut cleared his throat, and proudly said: "Our Egyptian characters have always been carved on walls or stones. Not only is it inconvenient to write, but it is also extremely inconvenient to read because the carrier is very thick."
His "Book of Truth" is made of pure gold, and it has been made as light and thin as possible, but unfortunately it is still as heavy as hell.Today, when I was looking for the little Huang Wen for Lu Ya, because it took a long time to read it, Tutt obviously felt his arms were sore, but it was because he had a good face and didn't show it in front of Lu Ya.
So after Lu Ya left, he has been thinking about it.Thinking that it is so inconvenient to use his majestic God of Wisdom, other gods in Heliublis City must feel more uncomfortable, let alone those humans in the lower realm.
Tut looked up at Lu Ya sincerely: "I also noticed that the carrier used by Daojun for rubbing seems to be far thinner and more convenient than gold or stone. I think your world seems to be developing much faster than Egypt, isn't it? Factors in this regard?"
Lu Ya was somewhat surprised. To his surprise, Tut not only loves money, but also really has a heart that cares about the country and the people.The speed of civilization development is indeed closely related to the text carrier. With Tutt's intelligence level, it can be seen that a lot of effort has been made to study this point.
——However, the close connection does not mean that the text carrier is the decisive factor. Lu Ya tried his best to euphemistically say: "In fact, the influence of the superstructure is also very important."
It is true that the prehistoric world was equipped with light paper early on, and it seems that because of this, the development of civilization far surpassed that of Egypt, but Tutt obviously confused the cause and effect.
The real situation is that because the IQ of the prehistoric immortals surpassed that of Egypt, the human beings they created had a higher level of intellectual development than the Egyptians, which led to the outstanding human beings being able to produce paper early, further promoting the spread and development of civilization .
——So it’s not the paper that should really be blamed, but you and Ra, the two first-born gods.
Thinking so, facing Tut's eyes full of expectation and hope, Lu Ya was really embarrassed to say such a hurtful truth, so he was silent for a while, then squeezed out a smile, clapped his hands and said : "God Tut's idea is very good, let's not delay, let's see how we can create a new text carrier."
"I think the direction of reform should be closer to your world." Tut stretched out his hand and gestured, "It's light and soft, and it's smooth to write."
Lu Ya made an excuse: "To tell you the truth, this kind of carrier is called 'paper', and it was invented by a human in the lower realm. I just use it directly, and I really don't know how to make it."
Having said that, he deliberately paused before prompting: "But according to my speculation, some plant materials should be used. Metals and the like don't have such good flexibility."
Lu Ya actually knows the specific paper making process. He really didn't bother to pay attention to this aspect of content, but the treasure house of the wild is open to him, and this knowledge can be obtained with a single thought. It's a pity that he can't be verbatim Repeat it with Tutt.
It is useless to say that certain plants do not grow in Egypt.Even if Egypt's products are so rich that all raw materials are fully equipped, Lu Ya will not directly tell Tut.
The way of heaven controls the process of the development of living beings. Since the crystal heart made Tut realize the need to make paper, it is naturally not ripe enough. What is needed is not a one-step process, but a lot of time and repeated experiments to create a paper that is unique to Egypt. paper comes.
Lu Ya was beating the side drum beside him, pointing out the general direction for Tut, and felt that merit was falling from the sky.
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