[Egyptian Mythology] A market economy must also be implemented in order to save the soul

Before taking Anubis and Little Golden Crow to Wa Palace, Lu Ya told them very carefully about the customs and habits of dealing with people in the prehistoric times.

Especially the little Golden Crow, this bird is so stupid, so stupid that it makes Lu Ya's heart swell when he thinks about it.

So he pinched his son's hind legs to prevent him from escaping when he had nothing to do all day long, and then repeated his instructions, repeating the precautions over and over again.

No matter how newborn a calf is, Little Golden Crow is not afraid of tigers, and after being talked about by him a lot, he also knows to be in awe. Seeing Lu Ya's appearance as if he was facing an enemy, he asked curiously: "Is that Empress Nuwa stronger than you?"

His talent is indeed outstanding. He was born with instinctive insight into the surrounding things. When the little Golden Crow was still pretending to be dead in the silkworm chrysalis, he was able to sense the countless gods in the entire Egyptian gods. The God of Ra is one, and even the new Sun God Horus has not gathered enough power of faith because of his shallow foundation, so he is no match for his father.

So Lu Ya is the most powerful person in his mind. After the little Golden Crow came to Honghuang, although because Honghuang was too vast and boundless, he couldn't take in all the gods at a glance like he was in Egypt, but he could. It sensed that within a radius of tens of thousands of kilometers, his father was also top-notch.

With a bit of helplessness, Lu Ya lightly twitched the back of his head: "Didn't I tell you that there are eight saints in this world who are invincible in heaven and earth, and your father can barely be considered invincible under a saint? Dare to be compared with the saints?" Even better than the empress, the stupid child eats too much and ruins his brain, right?

Little Jinwu didn't want to accept the fact that his father couldn't be the boss in this world, so he said disappointedly: "Then why did you come back, Daddy? In Egypt, you are the veritable boss, and you can directly smoke anyone who doesn't like you. Here You are the only one to be drawn, how pitiful is it?"

"The prehistoric world is far more abundant than Egypt's aura. You have just been born, and you need pure aura to shape your body so that you can practice in the future." Lu Ya earnestly said.

In fact, a large part of the reason for his return was that he was reluctant to part with Honghuang. No matter how long he stayed in Egypt, he was still a guest, and Honghuang was his home.But facing the little Jinwu, Lu Ya played tricks, not saying that he was a homesick child, but only that he came back because of his son, in an attempt to portray himself as an amazing father.

It's a pity that his son's brain circuit will never be seamlessly connected with him, and the little Jinwu was shocked and said: "Why do I still have to practice?" As early as in the cocoon, he had seen Anubis carrying each of his backs under Lu Ya's hands. Looking back at the miserable scene of the ancient book, I still shudder.

Lu Ya said blankly: "If you don't practice, why did you have you?" No matter how stupid he and his nine brothers were when they were young, they wouldn't be so stupid that they don't need to practice. It must be Anubis' blood that has pulled them down. The intelligence level of the Jinwu clan.

"Eat, isn't it enough for me to just eat?" Little Jinwu asked back of course.

Anubis was sitting on one side of the futon and was watching the show with a smile on his face. When Lu Ya heard this sentence, the veins on his forehead burst out—he had known Lu Ya for so long, and it was the first time he saw Lu Ya with such a big boredom. fire.

Anubis was startled, and hurriedly got up and said: "The child is not sensible, so he will not be anxious, don't be angry, I will beat him for you." He patted the little golden crow's buttocks twice, taking the opportunity He tore off two golden feathers and stuffed them into his sleeves.

Lu Ya snorted and helped him pull two more hairs, and said: "I have already agreed with the empress yesterday, today must be done, if you still dare to be so out of tune in Wa Palace, I will pluck all your hairs for you Father made chicken blankets."

It was the first time that his father showed his fangs, and the little Jinwu was also a little frightened. After admitting his mistake in a low voice, he shrank his neck and pretended to be a quail, not daring to talk nonsense anymore.

Seeing that he was honest, most of the anger that Lu Ya had been aroused disappeared, and he said solemnly: "It doesn't matter how you mess around on weekdays, you must not say such things again. As a member of the Jinwu clan, as a father, you don't want you to revive me. The great prestige of the clan in ancient times, but your flesh and blood and even your soul are excellent choices for others to refine weapons, I can protect you for a while, but I can't protect you for a lifetime."

In fact, the little Golden Crow is indeed too young, only ten days old since he was born. He was influenced by the common values ​​of the Egyptian pantheon in the silkworm chrysalis, so it is normal that he does not realize the importance of cultivation.As Lu Ya talked, he also felt that he was making a fuss out of a molehill, and there was no need to be so harsh on the child.

Just as he was about to slow down his expression, he saw Anubis' face was full of love, and he couldn't hide his excitement: "Mr. Dao, you were so handsome just now!"

Lu Ya has always heard Anubis praise himself as "handsome". After all, his baby face and boyish figure are flawed. He suddenly heard the word "handsome", his eyes lit up, and he continued With a straight face, he said coldly: "The truth?"

Anubis nodded vigorously and nodded again, feeling uneasy, and said: "You are so handsome! From now on, the job of teaching the children will fall on you. How about making me handsome every day?"

Lu Ya was so proud that he twitched his brows. Although he had lost his anger for a long time, he still insisted on putting on an unhappy face, and hummed softly: "Judging people by their appearance is too superficial."

After he finished speaking, he saw that Anubis liked this very much, so he split a ray of divine thought, sneaked into the world, went to the bookstore and bought a copy of "Quotations from the Second Second Class" to study and study.After Lu Ya made up his mind, every day there was a beautiful scene of a little tail chasing after him and shouting "Shuai Shuai Shuai", and he felt very happy for a while.

After Anubis interrupted, Lu Ya had long since lost the intention of getting angry with the little Golden Crow. He looked at the sky, reiterated the precautions, and took them to the Wa Palace in the Nine Heavens.

Before Lu Ya left Honghuang, he hadn't met Nüwa for a while. In addition to the hundreds of years spent in Egypt, the two sides hadn't seen each other for a thousand years.

However, Lu Ya has been raised by his mother's side for tens of thousands of years, and he doesn't seem to be born because he hasn't seen her for a while.

The palace servants of Wa Palace politely led them in together. Empress Nuwa had already heard about Lu Ya and waited in the palace with a smile on her face.

A sage can know everything in the world without going out. Of course, Nuwa knew that Lu Ya was taken away by the gourd of the immortals hundreds of years ago, and brought back with his family a few days ago.

She talked with Lu Ya about the cold and warm, and then asked him gently where he had been for the past few hundred years.Nu Wa can only know about the prehistoric times, but she is completely ignorant of where Lu Ya went and what the local customs and customs are like in Egypt.

Judging from Honghuang's general three views, there are really countless strange things in Egypt. First, Lu Ya wanted to find a sensible person to complain about, and second, he also wanted to make friends with the empress, so he picked out all the interesting things. said it.

Nuwa is really interested, mainly because she has been living in the ninth heaven since she became a saint. Only when the world is in a catastrophe, is it necessary to captivate her sleeves and make calculations. The rest of the time is idle and bored, otherwise she would not be evil. To make fun of Lu Ya, who is still a little bird.

Nu Waquan listened to it as a joke, but she really didn't have the idea of ​​"I want to see such an interesting world", mainly because it's fun to see Lu Ya being unlucky in it, and going to Egypt by herself is a bit of a ruin Unbearable.

She narrowed her eyes playfully, and pretended to be serious: "Although the behavior of that place is weird, I have only saved you for a hundred years, and my cultivation has progressed rapidly. I am afraid that it is also a blessed place. I should invite all the great masters to visit someday." Fan, everyone should get some merit."

A large number of demon clans are living under Nuwa's hands. They obviously want to see how unlucky they are in Egypt. Lu Ya smiled and said: "It's really a blessing for us to be so supportive and backward."

Nuwa smiled, shifted her eyes to the little bird in his arms, sighed softly, and said: "In the past, your father and uncle entrusted you to me, and you were only this size. There is."

She still has some kind of incense and affection for Lu Ya, and she doesn't care much about Lu Ya's son, but thinking about the difficulty in multiplying the blood of the Jinwu clan, she guesses that this child will be Lu Ya's only descendant, so she took a special look at it.

After seeing this, she could see the problem, and Nuwa wondered: "You said that you married this otherworldly god of death, and even the eldest son was born smoothly, so how can you still not release Yuanyang?"

Although there are many people in the prehistoric world who gave birth inexplicably, but most of them are so-and-so's blood spilled on the ground. This way of giving birth without a mother, Nuwa has never seen any family that is in love with each other. LOVE LOVE the way babies are made.

At first, she suspected that she had read it wrong, but when she saw Lu Yajun's face flushed, she was sure that she was right - this reaction can only be seen by innocent virgins, and it is impossible for idlers to imitate it.

Speaking of which, this is what he wanted to find out when he came to visit Wa Palace. Lu Ya said coyly: "When I was young, you once mentioned that kissing should be done naturally, and the atmosphere must be set to the extreme first. Only then can we kiss. The younger generation thought, since there are so many rules for kissing, does love have to pay more attention to many terms and conditions?"

"..." Nu Wa remained calm and looked at him deeply for a long time before pulling this passage out of the corners of her memory.

Seeing that Lu Ya didn't mean to be joking at all, she understood that this honest child has kept a joke as a life creed until now.In this situation, she deeply felt that it was too cruel to laugh, and it was too difficult not to laugh.

Nuwa took a deep breath and tried her best to maintain her demeanor without collapsing.She really wanted to say, "Yes, the procedure of love is more complicated, let me make a list for you", but when she saw the little werewolf looking at her nervously, she said, "Please, don't be a donkey." He, he's too stupid" with a pitiful look, couldn't help covering his lips with a smile, and said seriously: "Oh, not this one."

Anubis's heart almost stopped beating for a moment just now. Hearing what she said, he felt that he came alive—although Nuwa seems to be really awesome, but if this girl dares to talk about anything? It caused him to continue to be single, and Anubis rushed forward to tear her apart.

It's not a man who doesn't know the pain of staying with his lover for hundreds of years and not being able to make love, which makes him feel that his head is getting bigger every day.

Lu Ya hesitated and said: "Really? There are low-grade kisses, how can there be no love?"

Nuwa explained solemnly: "You have practiced a few yuans, why are you still so dull, the so-called extremes of things must be reversed, and things have a law of development that gradually prospers and prospers and declines. Therefore, there are no rules for holding small hands. When you have kisses, you will love them." Love is gone."

This is really a bit too ridiculous, no matter how hypnotized Lu Ya is, he can't make himself so stupid. Gradually, he opened his mouth in disbelief, and stammered: "You...you...you have been here since the beginning Lied to me?"

When the child grows up, it is far less fun than before. Nuwa couldn't help but sigh with regret. She always thought that the Golden Crow was a magical race. The adult individuals were all glamorous and noble, and they were tall and imposing, but the juvenile body was cute. It's heartbreaking, and it's too stupid to look straight at.

With such a sigh, she became interested in the little bird in Lu Ya's arms again. Seeing him huddled in his father's arms from the beginning to the end, secretly drooling at the snacks on the table, Then he signaled the palace man to bring down the delicacies on his table and present them to him.

At the beginning, Lu Ya saw that Nuwa was indifferent to his son, and was a little worried that his son would not be interested in Nuwa. Later, seeing Nuwa's attitude softened, he was overjoyed.

Although he was given to a donkey by Nuwa when he was a child, it was all because of Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds many years ago. Not to mention that he was just surprised and not angry, even if he was angry, he would never turn his back on Nuwa.

Compared with this, of course, it is much more important for the son to be liked by the saint. Although Lu Ya has repeatedly disliked the stupid little Jinwu, but this is his own son anyway, so Lu Ya naturally wants to see his son well.

Little Jinwu is really stupid. He was still trembling because he was reprimanded by Lu Ya just now. When he saw what he was eating, he forgot all the good and bad things in the blink of an eye. Tap the wings on the table to hear the sound.

Seeing that he ate deliciously, Nu Wa was amused several times. Lu Ya saw that the atmosphere was just right, and took the opportunity to stand up and respectfully said: "I respectfully ask your mother to give the dog a name."

Being named by a sage is naturally a symbol of status, and it will be of great benefit to the little Golden Crow's future practice. Not to mention Lu Ya, even Anubis became nervous, and secretly kicked his son, signaling him to get up from the table.

Nuwa choked for a moment, not because she didn't like it, but mainly because she was severely incapable of naming, and no one else knew about this problem except Fuxi, who was also her brother and husband.

Although she really doesn't know how to name her, she has become a saint, and she can no longer show timidity in front of the younger generation. Nuwa also pretended to be calm, and pretended to murmur: "Anubis is the god of death in Egypt." , this is the first little Golden Crow born after you and your nine older brothers, according to my opinion, why not name it 'Nine Generations of Bone'."

"..." This name is really not generally ugly, Lu Ya couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and then said with difficulty, "Jiudai, why don't you come quickly to thank your mother for giving me the name?"