urgent!How to deal with the monsters that come to your door every day!

Master Mingde observed Li Yu's expression carefully, and asked tentatively, "Don't the benefactor think that you need more people to protect you?"

Seeing an elegant monk staring at people with a "big cake don't go (0﹃0)" expression, to be honest, it's too scary!Li Yu smoothed the goosebumps on his arms and decided to leave, "No need, I wouldn't join Buddhism for the so-called 'safety', let alone your ability is not very good."

Master Mingde, who has always been used to being sought after by others, looked a little uneasy, "Although the poor monk is not as good as the 'strange beast' in the arms of the benefactor, he is still quite good at dealing with some young people. As long as the poor monk is by the benefactor's side, I can not be this mage."

"Take me, take me!" The Tianbo boy next to him raised his hand to join in the fun.

"Don't be ridiculous, Mage." Li Yu frowned, "If you don't become a Mage, your disciples will tear me apart."

"It's okay, they won't recognize me if I change my face anyway." After speaking, Master Mingde touched his cheek with his hand, and that cold and pure face instantly changed into a very masculine handsome face. Quickly and decisively, he took off his cassock and threw it aside, rolled up his sleeves to reveal his muscular arms, and blinked at Li Yu, "Benefactor, how do you think the poor monk is doing now?"

Li Yu couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead, he really should let the disciples of the mage see the true face of this guy!There is no such thing as a one-click change!Simply defiled Buddhism!

The Tianbo boy shouted in surprise, "Baldy, you can change your face!"

"What's so difficult about it?" Master Mingde regained his original self-confidence in Tianbo boy, raised his head, and slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, "I think my ancestors had nine faces, but now I have only cultivated two, which are still very weak. .”

Perhaps in order to sell himself, Master Mingde began to count his talents, "I can predict good and bad times for people and avoid disasters. Ordinary monsters can't escape my eyes. Not only can I protect the safety of my house, but I can also preach scriptures to soothe you. Emotions. Take me, you will have a caring guardian, take me, you will not have to worry about mundane things..."

"Honestly, mage, don't you consider selling Amway?"

"If the benefactor wants me to sell Amway, then I will sell Amway."

Li Yu was amazed at Master Mingde's thick skin, and Tian Bo couldn't hold back when he heard it, and said loudly: "I am good at exorcising evil and avoiding evil. I grew up in Taoist temples since I was a child. Those Taoist priests fooled people I have already learned ten percent of the techniques, and such a trivial matter as selling Amway is so easy for me~"

Enough is really enough... Li Yu only felt that he would be coerced by these two before, which was really embarrassing.He swung his backpack back, strode out with the evil spirit in his arms, and threatened the two who wanted to follow behind him before going out, "Don't follow me, or my bodyguards will be rude to you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly ran away in the direction of the temple gate.Tian Bo who stood there frowned, a little embarrassed, "Baldy, the guy next to him is really troublesome, should we just watch him run away?"

Master Mingde glanced at Tian Bo coldly, "Be cautious in your words and deeds." He raised his hand, and flew Tian Bo aside, and chased in the direction Li Yu ran away.

Tian Bo was kicked away several times a day, and this time he covered his face and finally collapsed, "QAQ motherfucker, I will never let you go, er..."

Li Yu was busy running away all day. After getting in the car, he saw Master Mingde, who had changed his face, following him not too far away. Time followed quietly again, like a ghost.When he finally returned to his own city, the sorcerer followed him even more blatantly, he couldn't even see the passers-by on the road, so he carefully reminded him: "Young man, pay attention, there are everyone these days, and the world is getting worse. , The people's hearts are not old, and the perverts who look like human beings are everywhere..."

Li Yu thanked the passers-by for their kindness, deliberately turned a long way, and called Qu Ziguan to come pick him up, before throwing away Master Mingde.After returning home, he spread out on the bed for a while, and then was questioned by Qu Ziguan.

"What happened to the person who followed you? And did you gain anything from going to Taoist temples and temples?" Qu Ziguan might have expected that evil spirits would follow him, but he wasn't too worried about his personal safety.

"Don't mention it." Li Yu waved his hand, "I met two monsters, one was in a Taoist temple and the other was in a temple. The monster who followed me wanted to be my younger brother. Tell me the truth, do I really have that thing called aura?"

Qu Ziguan shrugged, "Since you know all about it, I can only say that you should try to stay with me in the future to avoid being targeted by other monsters."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Li Yu raised his arm and strangled Qu Ziguan's neck, and said bitterly, "I treat you as a friend, how many things are you hiding from me?!"

Qu Ziguan hurriedly begged for mercy, "I can assure you that I didn't hide anything from you except this matter. I didn't tell you that I was afraid that you would think that I followed you because of spiritual energy! We can't let this kind of reason tarnish our pure friendship. !"

"Get out!" Li Yu kicked Qu Ziguan out directly, thinking that the two monsters might find his house again, so he specifically told Li Zhen several times that if someone came to the door, he must not Pretend to be nobody in the house, so as not to be entangled endlessly.

As soon as Bixie came back to his room, he fell asleep immediately. Li Yu felt uneasy, so he simply opened his laptop and went online, and logged on to the Cultivation Forum recommended to him by the netizen last time.

The page of this Immortal Cultivation Forum is pink, and there are quite a few people online. It seems that the development is booming.There are several sections on it, namely: Ancient Mythology, Classic of Mountains and Seas, Japanese Monsters, Western Gods and Demons... It includes the unique cultural information of each place.Being able to divide Shan Hai Jing into a section deliberately shows that many people are very interested in the information in Shan Hai Jing.

The forum implements an anonymous system, without registration and login, which saves a lot of trouble.Li Yu read a few posts, and after learning the format of posting, he posted the first post:

Subject: Help!How to deal with the monsters who come to the door every day? (details inside)

First of all, the author is not joking!

Before confirming that those "guys" are monsters, the host never knew that there would be such creatures in the world!

The landlord has tried Taomujian and Taofu, but it doesn't work!Prayer beads and consecration amulets are even ineffective. The landlord also has a dog. I feel that dogs are better than these things. I wonder if there is any good way to keep the monsters away from me!

№0☆☆☆处于崩溃边缘的楼主于2015-XX-XX18:48:48留言☆☆☆

The traffic of this forum is much better than that of the pet forum. It didn't take long before there were several more messages in an instant.

Landlord, you have come to the right place, our Immortal Cultivation Forum can solve this problem.

First of all, the host, please follow me to recite the formula: Sit cross-legged and calm your mind, relax and be natural (200 words are omitted for this trip)...

When you feel a hot current in Dantian, you have almost entered the door.When you practice the Tao, what monsters are you afraid of!

№1☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:49:12留言☆☆☆

What brother LS said is good, but it may be difficult for people who do not understand this method to do it.

I have a suggestion. Don’t you have a dog in your home? I want to ask if it’s a black dog?

№2☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:49:34留言☆☆☆

I'm sorry, you, the landlord, can actually see monsters!Quickly introduce the monster to me!

№3☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:49:56留言☆☆☆

Big Brother, I don’t have this kind of savvy as the host, can you give me some practical ideas?

Second brother, my dog ​​is gray and white, black dog blood is useless, but it is a god dog!

Third brother, in fact, there are monsters around everyone, but you didn't notice it.

№4☆☆☆处于崩溃边缘的楼主于2015-XX-XX18:51:28留言☆☆☆

actual?You don't even want to take the road of cultivating immortals, and you still count on eliminating demons? [angry]

№5☆☆☆我是大哥于2015-XX-XX18:52:31留言☆☆☆

The eldest brother seems to be a cultivator fanatic, don't be scared away by the eldest brother.I am very interested in the god dog mentioned by the poster, and I would like to ask what happened to the god dog of the poster?

№6☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:53:01留言☆☆☆

……

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I just refreshed the page, and a lot of messages popped up at the bottom. After browsing through it in turn, Li Yu picked out the question on the sixth floor and replied.

It is said to be a god because even monsters are afraid of it. A friend of mine respected it the first day he saw it (later my friend admitted that he is a monster). My dog ​​does not eat dog food or food, but only jewelry and jade. , Living without chrysanthemums is still very healthy. After seeing it, my friends said it was called evil spirits, and said I was blessed.It is true that many people gave me things afterwards, and I won a lottery prize... The two monsters I met today were taught a lesson by my dog, and one monster called them "strange beasts".

№13☆☆☆处于崩溃边缘的楼主于2015-XX-XX18:56:08留言☆☆☆

Landlord...you have a rich imagination, haha.

№14☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:56:47留言☆☆☆

There should be more posts like this on the Immortal Cultivation Forum, what's the tone upstairs!The landlord told me, do you know what warding off evil spirits is?

№15☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:57:11留言☆☆☆

Back to Brother Fifteen, doesn't warding off evil spirits mean exorcising evil spirits?

№16☆☆☆处于崩溃边缘的楼主于2015-XX-XX18:57:46留言☆☆☆

Is the landlord pretending to be stupid or really stupid?Without chrysanthemums, eating treasures, only entering but not giving away the wealth of the Quartet, isn't this the pixiu! !Pixiu is subdivided into three types: one horn is called Tianlu, two horns are called evil spirits, and the one without horns is called Fuba.Even if you don't know these things, everyone knows the ability of Pixiu!

№17☆☆☆万能科普君于2015-XX-XX18:58:22留言☆☆☆

Thanks to the science popularization upstairs, I only knew about Pixiu before, but now I know more about the names of Pixiu. PS: I think the host is pretending to be stupid.

№18☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:59:02留言☆☆☆

Deliberately pretending to be stupid +1

№19☆☆☆==于2015-XX-XX18:59:27留言☆☆☆

It didn't take long before the trend of the following posts changed. Netizens left messages saying, "The host is an idiot, and he has no sincerity in making up the story." Who are our forums?"...

Li Yu was still in shock, of course he knew what a Pixiu was, but he had never really thought about it during this period of time!What's even more strange is that he clearly knew that the problem of warding off evil spirits was a big one, and he could easily find the information by searching the Internet, but he didn't do it.It was as if he was deliberately avoiding Xiexie's true identity and treating Xiexie like a dog on purpose!

Exorcising evil spirits is Pixiu. If you think about it this way, everything before can be explained clearly. He is so sensitive to the identities of other monsters. Why is it so strange when facing evil spirits?

Li Yu felt very confused. He looked at Bi Xie with a complicated expression, only to feel that the figure of Bi Xie became more and more familiar. He remembered that when Li Zhen heard him call Bi Xie, he asked him in astonishment, "What do you think of?" Not only that, Li Yu The fact that Zhen Zai always called him a dog even when he knew that something was wrong with him, anyone who knew about him as a divine beast would not have this attitude.

His elder brother knew about evil spirits, and evil spirits knew him, but he knew about evil spirits but couldn't remember it.

Li Yu covered his head and muttered to himself, "What did I forget?"