urgent!How to deal with the monsters that come to your door every day!
Chapter 25 Crisis
With previous mental preparations, this time Li Yu was going to be on a roller coaster, but Yuhu's sprint was too fast, he only had time to close his eyes tightly, and when his feet landed on the ground, it only took two or three Second.
"Okay, do you think you want to go to this place?" Hearing the voice next to his ear, Li Yu rubbed his cheeks stiffened by the night wind, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yuhu's four hooves clinging to the wall On the face, turned sideways and turned to talk to him.Li Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw it, the space in this fitting room was already small, it was really hard for Shuhu to use this posture to leave a place for him to stand.
"You can transform into a human now." As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, Yuhu heaved a sigh of relief, and then completed the transformation from beast to human in an instant. His strong muscles almost blinded Li Yu's eyes, and his face was still the same. Zhang Junxiu has an elegant face, but his figure is like a bodybuilder's, full of... well, strength.
This is simply a King Kong Barbie!Although it looks very masculine, it doesn't match Shuhu's temperament at all.As a man, Li Yu even glanced at the other's crotch, and then couldn't help but hide his face...
"What's wrong?" Shuhu looked at his whole body in puzzlement, and asked in bewilderment, "What's wrong with me?"
"No, you're fine." Li Yu sighed with a tangled face, "It's because I feel that my dignity as a man has been hit. By the way, are you monsters so well developed?"
"that place?"
"It's that ooxx, no, you don't understand this, it's what you use for mating..."
"Oh." Shuhu clapped his hands suddenly, "You're talking about this. I'm not as good at warding off evil spirits. By the way, you should have seen him. Many females in our place are looking forward to giving birth to him." Baby, it's a pity that he doesn't look down on any of them, what a waste of such a good talent."
Are all monsters so straightforward... Li Yu was extremely embarrassed to hear that, especially when he thought that he was in heat after turning into a human body, how could he not find a female beast in such a way that he could masturbate casually!
"You don't believe it?" Shu Hu frowned, and said very seriously: "No matter how you say it, he is a dragon. Do wonder if he is there."
Li Yu frowned, "How could he not be able to, obviously very..." Halfway through speaking, seeing the thoughtful expression on Yuhu's face, he quickly shut his mouth again.
Seeing that the atmosphere became strange, Li Yu quickly changed the subject, "You said that evil spirits are the sons of the dragon? I have heard many rumors about the nine sons of the dragon, but there is no Pixiu in it."
"You don't think the Dragon King has only nine sons, do you?" Shuhu shook his head loudly, "With the nature of the Dragon King, it's common for him to sow seeds outside, so there are many more brothers who ward off evil spirits. You often listen to The nine sons mentioned are just a list compiled by human beings. It’s good that they each have supernatural powers, but their abilities are not as good as those for warding off evil. Even the Dragon King’s supernatural powers are not necessarily better than him.”
"...Really?" Li Yu recalled Bixie's fluffy appearance, "He doesn't look like a dragon at all."
"Of course, I'm not bragging about this." Speaking of his great achievements in warding off evil spirits, Yuhu, as a friend, couldn't help feeling complacent. It can ward off evil spirits and attract wealth. This kind of auspicious beast is most loved by the emperor of heaven. It can be regarded as a prestige god in the sky, and there are many gods under his orders. Don't you humans like that great sage Sun, the great sage It can change 72 times, and evil spirits can change at least 49 times."
"Stop, stop, the more you talk, the more mysterious it becomes." Li Yu waved his hand, "If you continue to talk like this, I think that evil spirits can fly to the sky and escape from the ground to be omnipotent. Just by looking at his appearance, his current appearance is not as powerful and domineering as yours."
"Although I am very happy to be praised by you, it is too high to compare me with evil spirits." Shuhu said very modestly: "I am just a wild beast on Yanxi Mountain, and I cannot be compared with divine beasts. .His appearance has not recovered, which just proves his strength."
"I don't know."
"Think about it, the gods and beasts in the "Shan Hai Jing" don't know how many ordinary beasts are. Naturally, the gods will not leave the mountains they guard, but the strange beasts are not necessarily the same. Everyone is curious. If one day the strange beasts What should I do if I found a passage to another world and caused chaos in another world? In order to suppress the ability of the alien beast, the gods set up restrictions. The higher the ability of the alien beast, the stronger the restriction they receive. After gradually adapting to this world, you can recover a few percent of your abilities." Shuhu pointed to himself, "And I, I am not very capable, and I have no intention to hurt others, so of course there are fewer restrictions. The most important thing is..."
"What is it?" Li Yu's curiosity was easily aroused, and he found that he was more and more yearning for the world in "Shan Hai Jing". It was as if a picture from a myth appeared in front of him, revealing a sense of mystery. .
Shu Hu blinked, "Of course the most important thing is to ward off evil spirits and get to know me. According to your words, I have gone through the back door."
Li Yu suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha, how many messy words have you learned from him?"
"Bang bang bang", just as the two were chatting and laughing happily, the door of the fitting room was knocked several times, and then a woman's voice came over, "Please stay in the fitting room, please don't occupy the fitting room." In the clothes room, there are guests waiting to change clothes outside."
Li Yu hurriedly said sorry to the outside, he didn't expect to forget the time and place when talking about evil spirits, Yuhu is still standing in front of him naked!First let Shuhu wait for him here, Li Yu opened the door of the fitting room, ready to buy a suit of clothes for Shuhu so that he would not be able to go out.
As soon as I opened the fitting room, several pairs of eyes from outside looked over at the same time. The key point is - they are all women!Li Yu looked around, his face turned red, Yuhu actually took him to the women's changing room, he was a man, and he didn't have a girlfriend by his side, so many women might misunderstand him by coming here!
As soon as he came out of the fitting room, a woman came over with a skirt, and put her hand on the doorknob of the fitting room, trying to get in.Li Yu lightly blocked her movements, and said apologetically, "Sorry, there are still people inside."
The woman frowned immediately, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Who else is in there? People like you who hide in women's fitting rooms, don't you want to spy on others!"
As soon as this sentence was said, all the other women stared at Li Yu vigilantly, their eyes full of hostility.
Li Yu had a bad heart and had to continue apologizing, "No, you misunderstood, I'm not that kind of person."
"I don't think you look like those voyeurs, but these days there are a lot of people with human faces and animal hearts. They look like human beings, so don't you think you won't do bad things?" The woman raised her eyebrows, and said very firmly: "Here I get out of the way, I want to see who else is inside, is it possible that you formed a group?"
When a woman makes a move, as long as it is not a man with a bad personality, she will generally back down.When the woman pulled him away with her hand, Li Yu had already foreseen the result.
The door of the fitting room was forcibly pulled open by the woman, and then...the woman's face turned from white to red, and then from red to purple, a pair of eyes flicked back and forth between Li Yu and Yuhu, and then closed the door with a "bang".
"Pervert!" The woman stepped on her high heels and couldn't help kicking Li Yu when she passed by, "Damn gay, I want to go home and play, but I can do it in the fitting room, blinding me !"
Li Yu covered his knees with a look of lovelessness, "...I'm not a gay."
The staff outside blushed, and silently reminded, "Well, this store does not allow outdoor play, I personally support you guys, but...you and yours should leave quickly, or you will be seen by others Not good."
Li Yuqian smiled and said, "Thank you for reminding me, please take a look here, don't let anyone in, I'll go buy clothes for him."
The young and fashionable girl immediately held her face and nodded, "Go quickly, I didn't expect that I could see such a sweet couple with my own eyes, it's so rare. I don't even have any clothes, and I'm so good at playing... ..." Then he let out a rustling laugh.
Li Yu felt unwell from the strange look in his eyes. After exhorting Zhuhu, he quickly took a step and ran towards the men's clothing area.
Avoiding the eyes of those women along the way, he was relieved when he reached the men's clothing section.According to the data from the visual inspection just now, Li Yu bought two sets of clothes for Yuhu, and was about to choose some suitable clothes for the evil spirit, when he turned around, he bumped into a man.
Just as he was about to apologize, Li Yu raised his head and saw that this man was completely different from the others - he had four horns growing on his head!
Li Yu almost quickly adjusted his facial expression, pretending to be unaware, and took two steps back with a smile on his face, "Sorry, I didn't see anyone behind." After speaking, he turned sideways, thinking To go quietly, quietly.
The man gave a deep smile, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Li Yu's arm, "It's okay, as long as you apologize well, I won't make things difficult for you."
"..." This girl came here on purpose to find fault!Li Yu frowned. There were people coming and going here. The other party obviously had their eye on him a long time ago and believed that he was incapable of resisting?
"If you're smart, follow me out now, otherwise..." The man snorted coldly, and threatened with a gloomy expression, "The monster following you is not here now, even if you want to ask for help, no one can save you. Be obedient and obedient, so as not to suffer some flesh and blood."
Thinking of his cheating physique, Li Yu asked painfully, "Are you sure you're looking for the right person?"
"Oh! Don't try to play any tricks!" The man twisted Li Yu's arm, and his already gloomy face was full of hostility, "Come with me!"
"Hey?" Li Yu staggered as he was dragged, looking around, while calming down the other person's emotions, "I don't know what your name is, big brother? Do you know me? If you have something to say, talk about it. Look, there are so many people here. If you let others know who you are, how dangerous it is!"
The man glanced back at Li Yu, and sneered, "You think I'm afraid of people? Even if everyone here knows that I'm a demon, I don't care. At worst, I eat them all, just destroy the surveillance video."
As he spoke, the man stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, his eyes rolled on Li Yu's body, "Looking at your delicate skin and tender flesh, I really want to taste your taste."
Li Yu's heart trembled, and he felt that he had really bumped into an evil star.He suppressed his nervousness and observed the other party as calmly as possible. The four horns on this man's head resembled the horns of a goat, and he could also eat people. Such a monster...
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the information in "Shan Hai Jing" seemed to be engraved in his mind. Li Yu asked the man tentatively: "Big brother's ancestors are earthworms? A handsome and man-eating monster like big brother, It’s really rare now.”
The man's pace slowed down a bit, and this time he finally looked straight at Li Yu, with a little more complacency in his tone, "The boy seems to be a little knowledgeable, no wonder Qingqiu misses you so much."
"Qingqiu?" Li Yu's eyes flashed, "Big brother is talking about Bai Qingqiu?"
Perhaps because he felt that he was talking too much, the man raised his eyelids and scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, since you know who my ancestors are, be honest with me!"
Li Yu clicked his tongue, "Didn't Bai Qingqiu tell you, big brother, what kind of monster is the monster next to me?" He raised a hand and pointed behind him, "Maybe he is following right now, Brother, don't you look back?"
"Okay, do you think you want to go to this place?" Hearing the voice next to his ear, Li Yu rubbed his cheeks stiffened by the night wind, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yuhu's four hooves clinging to the wall On the face, turned sideways and turned to talk to him.Li Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw it, the space in this fitting room was already small, it was really hard for Shuhu to use this posture to leave a place for him to stand.
"You can transform into a human now." As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, Yuhu heaved a sigh of relief, and then completed the transformation from beast to human in an instant. His strong muscles almost blinded Li Yu's eyes, and his face was still the same. Zhang Junxiu has an elegant face, but his figure is like a bodybuilder's, full of... well, strength.
This is simply a King Kong Barbie!Although it looks very masculine, it doesn't match Shuhu's temperament at all.As a man, Li Yu even glanced at the other's crotch, and then couldn't help but hide his face...
"What's wrong?" Shuhu looked at his whole body in puzzlement, and asked in bewilderment, "What's wrong with me?"
"No, you're fine." Li Yu sighed with a tangled face, "It's because I feel that my dignity as a man has been hit. By the way, are you monsters so well developed?"
"that place?"
"It's that ooxx, no, you don't understand this, it's what you use for mating..."
"Oh." Shuhu clapped his hands suddenly, "You're talking about this. I'm not as good at warding off evil spirits. By the way, you should have seen him. Many females in our place are looking forward to giving birth to him." Baby, it's a pity that he doesn't look down on any of them, what a waste of such a good talent."
Are all monsters so straightforward... Li Yu was extremely embarrassed to hear that, especially when he thought that he was in heat after turning into a human body, how could he not find a female beast in such a way that he could masturbate casually!
"You don't believe it?" Shu Hu frowned, and said very seriously: "No matter how you say it, he is a dragon. Do wonder if he is there."
Li Yu frowned, "How could he not be able to, obviously very..." Halfway through speaking, seeing the thoughtful expression on Yuhu's face, he quickly shut his mouth again.
Seeing that the atmosphere became strange, Li Yu quickly changed the subject, "You said that evil spirits are the sons of the dragon? I have heard many rumors about the nine sons of the dragon, but there is no Pixiu in it."
"You don't think the Dragon King has only nine sons, do you?" Shuhu shook his head loudly, "With the nature of the Dragon King, it's common for him to sow seeds outside, so there are many more brothers who ward off evil spirits. You often listen to The nine sons mentioned are just a list compiled by human beings. It’s good that they each have supernatural powers, but their abilities are not as good as those for warding off evil. Even the Dragon King’s supernatural powers are not necessarily better than him.”
"...Really?" Li Yu recalled Bixie's fluffy appearance, "He doesn't look like a dragon at all."
"Of course, I'm not bragging about this." Speaking of his great achievements in warding off evil spirits, Yuhu, as a friend, couldn't help feeling complacent. It can ward off evil spirits and attract wealth. This kind of auspicious beast is most loved by the emperor of heaven. It can be regarded as a prestige god in the sky, and there are many gods under his orders. Don't you humans like that great sage Sun, the great sage It can change 72 times, and evil spirits can change at least 49 times."
"Stop, stop, the more you talk, the more mysterious it becomes." Li Yu waved his hand, "If you continue to talk like this, I think that evil spirits can fly to the sky and escape from the ground to be omnipotent. Just by looking at his appearance, his current appearance is not as powerful and domineering as yours."
"Although I am very happy to be praised by you, it is too high to compare me with evil spirits." Shuhu said very modestly: "I am just a wild beast on Yanxi Mountain, and I cannot be compared with divine beasts. .His appearance has not recovered, which just proves his strength."
"I don't know."
"Think about it, the gods and beasts in the "Shan Hai Jing" don't know how many ordinary beasts are. Naturally, the gods will not leave the mountains they guard, but the strange beasts are not necessarily the same. Everyone is curious. If one day the strange beasts What should I do if I found a passage to another world and caused chaos in another world? In order to suppress the ability of the alien beast, the gods set up restrictions. The higher the ability of the alien beast, the stronger the restriction they receive. After gradually adapting to this world, you can recover a few percent of your abilities." Shuhu pointed to himself, "And I, I am not very capable, and I have no intention to hurt others, so of course there are fewer restrictions. The most important thing is..."
"What is it?" Li Yu's curiosity was easily aroused, and he found that he was more and more yearning for the world in "Shan Hai Jing". It was as if a picture from a myth appeared in front of him, revealing a sense of mystery. .
Shu Hu blinked, "Of course the most important thing is to ward off evil spirits and get to know me. According to your words, I have gone through the back door."
Li Yu suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha, how many messy words have you learned from him?"
"Bang bang bang", just as the two were chatting and laughing happily, the door of the fitting room was knocked several times, and then a woman's voice came over, "Please stay in the fitting room, please don't occupy the fitting room." In the clothes room, there are guests waiting to change clothes outside."
Li Yu hurriedly said sorry to the outside, he didn't expect to forget the time and place when talking about evil spirits, Yuhu is still standing in front of him naked!First let Shuhu wait for him here, Li Yu opened the door of the fitting room, ready to buy a suit of clothes for Shuhu so that he would not be able to go out.
As soon as I opened the fitting room, several pairs of eyes from outside looked over at the same time. The key point is - they are all women!Li Yu looked around, his face turned red, Yuhu actually took him to the women's changing room, he was a man, and he didn't have a girlfriend by his side, so many women might misunderstand him by coming here!
As soon as he came out of the fitting room, a woman came over with a skirt, and put her hand on the doorknob of the fitting room, trying to get in.Li Yu lightly blocked her movements, and said apologetically, "Sorry, there are still people inside."
The woman frowned immediately, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Who else is in there? People like you who hide in women's fitting rooms, don't you want to spy on others!"
As soon as this sentence was said, all the other women stared at Li Yu vigilantly, their eyes full of hostility.
Li Yu had a bad heart and had to continue apologizing, "No, you misunderstood, I'm not that kind of person."
"I don't think you look like those voyeurs, but these days there are a lot of people with human faces and animal hearts. They look like human beings, so don't you think you won't do bad things?" The woman raised her eyebrows, and said very firmly: "Here I get out of the way, I want to see who else is inside, is it possible that you formed a group?"
When a woman makes a move, as long as it is not a man with a bad personality, she will generally back down.When the woman pulled him away with her hand, Li Yu had already foreseen the result.
The door of the fitting room was forcibly pulled open by the woman, and then...the woman's face turned from white to red, and then from red to purple, a pair of eyes flicked back and forth between Li Yu and Yuhu, and then closed the door with a "bang".
"Pervert!" The woman stepped on her high heels and couldn't help kicking Li Yu when she passed by, "Damn gay, I want to go home and play, but I can do it in the fitting room, blinding me !"
Li Yu covered his knees with a look of lovelessness, "...I'm not a gay."
The staff outside blushed, and silently reminded, "Well, this store does not allow outdoor play, I personally support you guys, but...you and yours should leave quickly, or you will be seen by others Not good."
Li Yuqian smiled and said, "Thank you for reminding me, please take a look here, don't let anyone in, I'll go buy clothes for him."
The young and fashionable girl immediately held her face and nodded, "Go quickly, I didn't expect that I could see such a sweet couple with my own eyes, it's so rare. I don't even have any clothes, and I'm so good at playing... ..." Then he let out a rustling laugh.
Li Yu felt unwell from the strange look in his eyes. After exhorting Zhuhu, he quickly took a step and ran towards the men's clothing area.
Avoiding the eyes of those women along the way, he was relieved when he reached the men's clothing section.According to the data from the visual inspection just now, Li Yu bought two sets of clothes for Yuhu, and was about to choose some suitable clothes for the evil spirit, when he turned around, he bumped into a man.
Just as he was about to apologize, Li Yu raised his head and saw that this man was completely different from the others - he had four horns growing on his head!
Li Yu almost quickly adjusted his facial expression, pretending to be unaware, and took two steps back with a smile on his face, "Sorry, I didn't see anyone behind." After speaking, he turned sideways, thinking To go quietly, quietly.
The man gave a deep smile, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Li Yu's arm, "It's okay, as long as you apologize well, I won't make things difficult for you."
"..." This girl came here on purpose to find fault!Li Yu frowned. There were people coming and going here. The other party obviously had their eye on him a long time ago and believed that he was incapable of resisting?
"If you're smart, follow me out now, otherwise..." The man snorted coldly, and threatened with a gloomy expression, "The monster following you is not here now, even if you want to ask for help, no one can save you. Be obedient and obedient, so as not to suffer some flesh and blood."
Thinking of his cheating physique, Li Yu asked painfully, "Are you sure you're looking for the right person?"
"Oh! Don't try to play any tricks!" The man twisted Li Yu's arm, and his already gloomy face was full of hostility, "Come with me!"
"Hey?" Li Yu staggered as he was dragged, looking around, while calming down the other person's emotions, "I don't know what your name is, big brother? Do you know me? If you have something to say, talk about it. Look, there are so many people here. If you let others know who you are, how dangerous it is!"
The man glanced back at Li Yu, and sneered, "You think I'm afraid of people? Even if everyone here knows that I'm a demon, I don't care. At worst, I eat them all, just destroy the surveillance video."
As he spoke, the man stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, his eyes rolled on Li Yu's body, "Looking at your delicate skin and tender flesh, I really want to taste your taste."
Li Yu's heart trembled, and he felt that he had really bumped into an evil star.He suppressed his nervousness and observed the other party as calmly as possible. The four horns on this man's head resembled the horns of a goat, and he could also eat people. Such a monster...
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the information in "Shan Hai Jing" seemed to be engraved in his mind. Li Yu asked the man tentatively: "Big brother's ancestors are earthworms? A handsome and man-eating monster like big brother, It’s really rare now.”
The man's pace slowed down a bit, and this time he finally looked straight at Li Yu, with a little more complacency in his tone, "The boy seems to be a little knowledgeable, no wonder Qingqiu misses you so much."
"Qingqiu?" Li Yu's eyes flashed, "Big brother is talking about Bai Qingqiu?"
Perhaps because he felt that he was talking too much, the man raised his eyelids and scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, since you know who my ancestors are, be honest with me!"
Li Yu clicked his tongue, "Didn't Bai Qingqiu tell you, big brother, what kind of monster is the monster next to me?" He raised a hand and pointed behind him, "Maybe he is following right now, Brother, don't you look back?"
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