not scientific at all

The king's health was not very good, even though he was carried back by the snake's tail all the way, his face was still pale and his breath was weak, so he had to lie down and rest.Qingjing felt that he shouldn't bother a patient too much, so he took the initiative to leave: "You rest, I can go to the garden and find a shade of a tree or under a stool to sleep, but it doesn't matter if I eat two of your pigeons?"

I didn’t eat the fat pigeon raised by Teacher Taoist. It’s okay to eat a smaller one. The palace is full of pigeons raised by people. They look fat and tender. They should be easy to prey. The taste is sure. Not bad.

Xu Qingbo couldn't help but imagine him lying under the stone bench in the garden, holding a pigeon that gnawed blood all over his face, and couldn't help coughing again.There was no servant in the room. Seeing that he was coughing so hard, Qingjing poured himself a cup of tea to feed him, and taught him old-fashionedly: "You are sick, so you should take medicine. How can you vomit blood every day? There is no medicine for the symptoms, at least some vitamins and minerals must be supplemented, as well as red dates and donkey-hide gelatin..."

The king tilted his head, stared at him with eyes that were watery from coughing, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up: "The small thousand world where fellow daoists came from seems to be very stable and peaceful. Such a pure and open-minded personality. Fellow Daoist cares about me so much, I can't let you suffer for nothing...I'll ask someone to bring you dinner first, how about eating with me?"

This must be possible.

The king picked up a rattle from the bedside and rang it, and a string of attendants came in from outside, set up a small table on the king's bed, and put dishes on the table with silver plates.Qing Jing was also invited to bed by the king. The two of them were lying on a gorgeous and soft European-style bed, holding sterling silver knives and forks in their hands, but they sat cross-legged on the kang like people from the Northeast and ate and drank.

The king could have more than a dozen dishes for each dinner, but he probably didn't have a good stomach, and almost all of them were tasteless, so Qingjing ate all the meat that others couldn't eat.These dishes are all very beautifully prepared, and according to his request, roast pigeon, stewed pigeon meat and pigeon pie are added. There are many seasonings in the dishes that he has never tasted before. The stew is rich and smooth, but there is not much taste The smell of pigeon meat itself is a bit regrettable.

As he ate, he remembered the original barbecue and steamed fish made by Mr. Shen.Although Mr. Shen did not catch up with the good environment when cooking, the seasoning was relatively simple, but the fire was perfect and the ingredients were fresh, which was more suitable for snakes than these things that had been processed too much.With the delicious comparison in his memory, his speed of cutting the knife slowed down, and his eating was not as exciting as it was at the beginning.

Xu Qingbo noticed it keenly, put down the knife and fork in his hand and asked, "Are you full? Still don't like it? I'll ask someone to do something else..."

Qing Jing shook his head, rubbed his belly and said, "No need. I just feel a little bit emotional. People, after satisfying the most basic physiological needs, will produce higher-level needs. For example, when I am hungry, I will I want to eat pigeons, and after eating so much meat, my stomach is full, so I start to need Teacher Shen..."

If you can eat it with Mr. Shen, it is estimated that it will be no problem to eat another ten plates as it is!The pure fragrance of the original ecology of Mr. Shen, as well as the warm and trembling muscles, the soft belly, and the silky flying feathers, just think of it and want to swallow.It's a pity that since he suddenly caught fire that day, the two of them have lost contact, leaving only the camera lens around his neck.

Lostly, Qingjing took out the lens and touched it, sniffed the residual smell on it, and then stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick it lightly.There is no meaty smell on the stone, but it is warm and smooth, a bit like a parrot-flavored lollipop, and it won't melt even if you lick it...

He unknowingly put the camera in his mouth, and the tip of his tongue stuck to the smell of the stone and stretched down to near the palate—there was where his vomeronasal organ was in his original form. After turning into a human, although he only has a flat palate, he can distinguish smells The function is still there, and you can directly push the camera on it and roll around, the smell is stronger!

The more he played, the happier he was, but the eyes of the king on the opposite side were a little darker. He leaned over the table and asked, "Is this gem given to you by that teacher Shen? I can feel that it contains a very strong Reiki is a good magic weapon, right?"

It was only then that Qingjing remembered what he was holding, spit out the lens that looked like a glass bead, and wiped it back and forth on the robe.This thing is for shooting, when Mr. Shen takes it back for post-production and sees him eating such a valuable thing, what will he think of him then!Would it be possible to see that what he actually wanted to eat was Teacher Shen himself?Will you still pet, rub, and lick his fur so generously in the future?

"You can't clean it like this." The king on the opposite side didn't seem to intend to be the background board, raised his hand and threw the table to the ground, and moved over and handed a glass of wine to him: "Use this wine to wash, and then wipe it with a napkin. "

Qing Jing secretly sighed that rich people can really waste money, but he did not refuse this practice. He threw the lens in and rinsed it. After drying it, he wrapped it in snakeskin again and stuffed it into his robe. He explained to the king embarrassingly: "This It is a lens from the Yuanguang Vision Department of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, which can record everything around it, and edit it back to make it into a Yuanguang, er, it is a high-end TV documentary."

The corners of Xu Qingbo's eyes twitched slightly, he covered his mouth with his sleeve and coughed a few times, and said with a smile: "Fellow Daoists always say things that I don't understand. I was born in the small world of Yunji, a remote place, and I haven't heard anything about it. If you have the opportunity to see the League of Ten Thousand Immortals mentioned by fellow Taoists about circular light illusions or TV documentaries, it will be worthy of the hundreds of years of cultivation."

"There must be a chance." Qingjing heard that he had never even heard of TV dramas, and immediately introduced him as a fellow (literary) Taoist (blind), with a bright light in his eyes, and lovingly assured him: "You must have Opportunity! The Great Thousand World is really scary. If you want to enter the sect, you have to learn mathematics and physics. You only need to go to the Ten Thousand Immortals League to become a casual cultivator. You don’t need a degree. When we leave this ghost place, you can also try to find a Let's work!"

He finally met a monk who was as ignorant of math, physics and chemistry as himself!Don't have to suffer the blow of IQ and education!We finally have a common language!

Qingjing suddenly forgot all kinds of dissatisfaction when they first met, and happily told the king about the great world of Yuanyang and many small worlds, especially complaining about the irrationality of the examination system.Xu Qingbo listened very attentively, and sometimes felt like coughing, so he covered his mouth with a handkerchief and forced it down, or drank a sip of wine to suppress the itch in his throat, for fear of disturbing his narration.

As Qing Jing was talking, he suddenly felt that the room was too quiet. When he came back to his senses, he found that the king had fallen asleep leaning on the pillow at some point, his eyes were closed, and there was a line between his brows that was light and wrinkled. I can't sleep at ease.

He originally planned to climb out of the window and find a stone slab to make do with it for the night, but when he got up, he realized that Xu Qingbo had slept for some reason, and a large piece of his clothes had been pressed down on him.He tried to pull out the clothes, but not only failed to pull them out, but the sleeping king rolled over with the hem of the clothes, and the hanging point fell on his thigh.

The monk shouldn't have slept so soundly. Did he fall asleep in front of strangers because he was defenseless, or because his body couldn't bear it anymore?

No matter which answer it is, it makes him feel a little complicated.

Qing Jing didn't pull his clothes anymore, but crawled out out of his original shape, let him sleep with his clothes in his arms, stretched his body and lay comfortably on the big bed.His upper body was leaning on the soft goose feather pillow, and his tail could be dragged to the carpet under the bed, while Xu Qingbo next to him curled up slightly, sleeping in the center of the bed like a baby, only less than one-third of his body length, As if it could be swallowed in one bite.

It's always pleasant to sleep with the right food, but it's a pity that he doesn't smell as good as Mr. Shen.What would it be like if Teacher Shen turned into a human and slept on the same bed with him?He quietly opened his mouth to compare the size of the king, fantasized about himself holding Teacher Shen in the middle, licking, licking, and biting as he wanted, and fell asleep with beautiful dreams.

However, he had a terrible dream.

The beginning of the dream was perfect. Teacher Shen came back to him again and asked him to bury his face in his chest.In the dream, Teacher Shen's chest was soft and hot, and it was not as small as it used to be, but became as big as a human being. He also said that his original form was too small to eat, so he wanted to transform into a human form so that he could have a good time.

Then that piece of fluffy chest turned into a smooth human chest, with only a thin layer of white long gown on her body, the skirt was open, the skin was as smooth as if it had been shaved, it was a beautiful and fresh pink color, very attractive .

He happily lay on that chest, rubbing and rubbing, and suddenly wanted to see what Teacher Shen looked like, so he raised his head to look at that face.

It was a face that was both familiar and somewhat unfamiliar.Familiar because he saw that face when he opened his mind, but strange because he hadn't seen this face for many years.

The face of his first owner, his savior.

"why you!"

Qing Jing's eyes widened to the limit, and the world in front of him suddenly changed, which actually woke him up from his dream.He lifted his upper body from the pillow, hissed and vomited the letter, trying to calm down the fright he suffered in the dream.There is no teacher Shen in human form, no master, only a king hugging him and sleeping in the dark, everything is just a dream.

The things in the dream are really messy.Qing Jing calmed down, thinking of the dream again, he felt it was funny: Mr. Shen is so beautiful and talented, how can it be possible that his owner can't find a job on the earth, and he spends every day either traveling or practicing at home What about otaku?

It's because the king's poor sleeping posture suppresses him, which makes him have this kind of dream.

With a flick of its tail, the golden python pulled Xu Qingbo off his body, then got back into the fairy clothes, and put on the clothes with his hands and feet.The king also woke up after this tossing, his face looked much better than when he slept last night, with a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth, he said slightly apologetically: "Sorry, I didn't sleep very well. The aura is too full, and my body unconsciously gets together."

"It's okay, I also like to stretch out and lie next to people, I can't blame you all." Besides, the human body is still quite warm, but it's a little tense.

Although Qing Jing forgave him, Xu Qingbo himself refused to turn over this page easily and insisted on apologizing to Qing Jing.His "gift" is a small prop that supported him to survive the ten battles of gods, and gradually rose from a marquis-level 'hero' to the current status of king.

"With this crippled body, I was able to participate in the tenth battle of the gods, and stood up to the current position of the country's lord, and I was only one step away from the God Realm, all because of this thing." He took out a golden coin from his pocket. The colored glass bottle, carefully opened the mouth of the bottle, let Qingjing smell the breath in it.

Qing Jing fanned the mouth of the bottle with his hand and sniffed it twice, his expression changed suddenly: "Isn't this true energy? How could it become like this and store it in a small bottle?"

The king smiled slightly, looking forward to his pride, put the cap on the bottle and explained: "Yes, this bottle can store a little bit of spiritual energy for me, and then release it in a formal battle. Although this world can absorb human spiritual energy, it can even erode people's spiritual energy. Body, but I will not die if I have no spiritual energy as a monk. I will die if I am defeated in the battle of gods. Not only will I kill myself, but it will also drag down the fellow Taoists in this country. I was a craftsman when I was in Xiaoqian World. This world has only figured out this thing for decades, and it is indeed useful, if you don’t give up, I will also refine a set for you?"

How are you now, do you still think your method is good?

Qing Jing looked at him speechlessly, Xu Qingbo seemed to see his thoughts, and said with a wry smile: "Fellow Daoist, do you know how many people from the class I participated in for the first time have survived to this day?"

None but him.

Qing Jing sighed, stroked his hair and comforted him: "Teacher Shen will come to save us, and we will survive."

These words of consolation were only confirmed at the banquet held by the king in his honor in the evening.

Besides them at the dinner, four other "heroes" were invited to the palace.The nobles of this world danced and celebrated in the hall, but their comrades who ascended from the small world gathered in the king's palace to discuss the new battle of gods.

Usually at this time, everyone is very nervous and depressed.But at this gathering, Xu Qingbo was the only one with a heavy aura left. When the other four entered the door, they seemed to be participating in a battle of gods: except Tianjizi, who was always in trouble, the rest of the people looked With a rare freshness.Fang Ziruo and Shu Yun, who had been grudges against each other since the last battle of gods, even gave way to each other when they entered the door, Xu Qingbo's eyes almost fell off when he saw it, and he swallowed back the pre-war speech that had been prepared.

Qing Jing, who had instilled a heavy and sad thought in him before, was also confused, turned around and asked in a low voice: "Why did you say it differently?"

I also want to know why the atmosphere before the expedition is different from my memory!The king couldn't figure it out, so he had to ask the most normal person present: "Fellow Daoist Tianji, could something good happen in this battle? Why are the three fellow Daoists so excited?"

Tianjizi let out a "hmm", closed his eyes and put on his wand again, Jiang Ling took the initiative to say for him: "Fellow Tianji saw the sky shattered, and the fire came from the sky. I thought..."

Qing Jing suddenly said "ah", and knocked over the table excitedly: "It's Teacher Shen!"

It must be Mr. Shen's fire. Mr. Shen's spontaneous combustion problem has been cured, and we can come to save him!

Without any rational analysis, Qingjing decided that the man said that the out-of-the-world Liuhuo was Mr. Shen, and even figured out the selling point of this episode-"The ascendant in the small thousand world was viciously imprisoned by the evil god, and the gold medal late stage of the Ten Thousand Immortals League Rescue the victim forcefully."The theme of this issue is simply too handsome, it will definitely be the number one in the ratings list!