not scientific at all

"Reserve, we are here to shoot documentaries, not to shoot Xiaoyan TV series." Shen Pingshan squatted on Qingjing's shoulders, and educated him through voice transmission with grief: "If you let people hug you, we can also explain that it is to experience different customs. , what are you doing wrapping your hands around his neck?"

"Huh? Damn..." Qingjing finally realized what pose he was posing, quickly let go of his hand, and said with a vicissitudes of life: "Conditional reflex, conditioned reflex! The habit of taking pictures with tourists back then made me The person takes the initiative to wrap his arm around his neck, forgetting that he is now in human form."

When he let go, the orc who was running down the mountain with his arms around him was a little unhappy, his left arm shook, and he said sternly: "Hold on to me."

It's a pity that the alien monster in his arms doesn't understand the orc language, and Mr. Shen is too busy studying such a profound theory as "language's traction to the Dao" and has no time to translate it. This command is useless.Wu Cheng had guessed that he couldn't hear him before, but now he felt that it must be so, so he simply played his subjective initiative, grabbed his arm and wrapped it around his neck again.

Qing Jing glanced at the parrot on his shoulder, and asked in a voice: "He is quite willing to let me wrap his neck. Could this be the custom of their small world, and I made a mistake at the beginning?"

How can there be such a custom, it is probably just taking advantage of the ignorant snake demon.But it's useless to talk about this kind of thing with this kind of monster who doesn't have the self-consciousness of a big monster and treats himself like an ordinary snake. Teacher Shen didn't care about him after a few vague words, so the three of them returned to the original mode, running like lightning Back to the camp below the mountain.

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The camp of the White Feather Military Academy was built at the foot of Longyin Peak in the Hurricane Mountain Range.

The entire Hurricane Mountain Range is in a continuous state, only the lower half of Longyin Peak in the middle has a cliff that is hundreds of meters high and slightly concave inward, as if someone dug a piece of the mountain range with a spoon to form a cliff. I opened a shallow cave.

There is a natural empty field near the hole, and there are few exotic animals. Because of the terrain, the wind is stronger than other places, and it is convenient to install wind power generation measures.Therefore, the Baiyu Military Academy used high-voltage power grids to circle several hectares of training ground in the empty field, and built a row of silver-gray mobile barracks on the side of the vertical cave.

When Wu Cheng came down from the mountain with the team of only two people in the "Journey of Ten Thousand Worlds" program, it was the training time for the students, and the whole camp was empty, only some sub-orcs who were in charge of civil work and logistics were still there.As soon as Wu Cheng entered the camp, he sent a text message to the school doctor, asking him to bring the medical examination equipment to his dormitory and give the little female he picked up a comprehensive check.

When he sent a letter, a small piece of skin on his wrist lit up, and a thin screen was projected in the air. The level of technology was about between thin film mobile terminals and circular optical illusions.Qing Jing had never even used a mobile phone before. Seeing this high-tech method, he quickly put his head up to look at it, and asked Teacher Shen to open his eyes together.

Teacher Shen raised his beak calmly, and let him play for a while. Teacher, he wants to hack into the terminal on this person and connect to the Internet to check the information in this world.This intrusion method is simple to say, and it contains the supreme knowledge of cultivating immortal technology——

Everything displayed in the light screen is intercepted by Guang Cheng. As long as his spiritual consciousness touches the light screen, and then deconstructs it with the avenue of light connecting the world with his soul, he can retrieve the information sent by this network.If you explain it in terms that the earth snake can understand, it is equivalent to loading a higher-end plug-in than the orc network mastermind, which can invade anywhere at will.

Computers can also be related to Taoism?The world of cultivating immortals is really terrifying!Qingjing looked at Shen Pingshan with a layer of awe, and asked him with bright eyes: "Mr. Shen, do you even understand this? Your understanding of Dao can't be worse than that of the seniors who hold Tiandao Sect?"

"Hehe." Mr. Shen smiled lightly: "It's nothing, I have a little research on the Three Thousand Ways, and I have some experience in the Way of Light."

Listen, Sanqian Dao has "a little research" and "some experience", this temperament, this demeanor, tsk tsk tsk!Qing Jing was filled with admiration, and quickly held Shen Dawenjia in his palm and leaned closer to the screen to make it easier for him to use Taoism to invade other people's high-tech networks.

One person and one bird all leaned in front of the screen, two big faces covered Wu Cheng's face, and the person on the other side of the screen screamed in fright: "Oh my god! Instructor Wu, you have abducted an underage orc man!" Or a female? How can you hug someone casually, he must not have reached the legal age of marriage!"

With a dark face, Wu Cheng told the school doctor not to think about it, then flicked the screen, turned off the communication device, hurried into the camp, and went straight to his dormitory.

The instructor’s dormitory is all single rooms, the room is not big, the most conspicuous thing inside is a single bed, a set of tables and chairs is placed by the window, and there is a small refrigerator next to the sofa opposite the bed.He put Qingjing on the chair, went to the refrigerator and dug out some dried meat, roast meat and bread, hesitated for a while, ordered a can of beer, pushed them in front of him, and said with a little apology that he didn't realize : "There is no achnatherum splendens and potato paste for females here, so you can make do with it."

This time there is no need for an interpreter, and Qingjing can see that the orc is going to let him eat.Teacher Shen reminded him through voice transmission while he was busy: "Tasting local delicacies is also the responsibility of the host. Have you fasted? If you haven't bigu, eat it. If you have been bigu for many years, I will give you a medicine to strengthen your appetite. "

What appetizers do you need? Looking at Mr. Shen, he can eat twenty catties of meat.Qing Jing swallowed, picked up a piece of jerky about half the size of a palm from the table, stuffed it into his mouth, his jaw dislocated automatically, biting the jerky with his teeth, he swallowed it bit by bit.

This heroic way of eating scared the orcs. Wu Cheng quickly reached out and pulled the piece of meat out of his mouth, wiped the saliva from his prolapsed jaw, and said with a slight frown, "Why eat like this?" , Aren’t females very delicate when they eat? After all, they have been hungry for a few days, this is..."

He threw the saliva-stained piece of jerky onto the table, took another clean piece and cut it into a suitable size, picked up a piece and brought it to Qingjing's lips.At this time, Qing Jing had already pushed his chin back to its original position, and looked up at him innocently, with a thin silver thread hanging from the corner of his lips. Can't wait to slide out.

This scene was more like flirting than feeding, and the school doctor who opened the door almost scared them.The sound of the door opening also alarmed Wu Cheng, his hand quietly retracted a little in the air, as if he was about to lock the door.Only Qingjing has long been used to living calmly under the spectators of all kinds of human beings, and was completely undisturbed by the people outside the door. He stretched out his head to grab the piece of meat, and swallowed it with a swoop of his neck.

The school doctor hesitated for a while, smiled awkwardly at Wu Cheng, and walked into the room holding a pillow-sized instrument.There are also a few support staff who follow the trend and join in the fun. They are all handsome and not as tall and burly as the orcs. They are about 1.8 meters long and have no muscles on their bodies. They are slender and tall, which is very eye-catching.

Alas, these people are shorter than me!Qing Jing finally regained his psychological balance, stood up and waved to them, thinking excitedly: gigantism is still a minority after all, his height is enough to stand out among ordinary people!

It was the first time for Wu Cheng to see Qing Jing's smile since he saw him. He asked the group of sub-orcs suspiciously: "Why is he so excited? Could it be that he came to find someone among you?"

The school doctor Qi Yu rolled his eyes back at him: "How could it be that you are looking for us! It's probably because you were frightened by your black mouth and black face. Seeing us such a kind and lovely sub-orc man makes me excited!"

The Asian orc man behind him glanced at the dried meat and wine on the table. Seeing that Qingjing took another piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, he rushed over to stop him and shouted excitedly, "Why is this dry and hard thing?" Can it be given to little females? And this wine, don’t you see that he is underage, drink it for minors, and say, do you have any thoughts!”

Instructor Wu frowned slightly, his eyes swept around, and the temperature in the whole room dropped a few degrees.The sub-orc man stopped holding him, grabbed the plate of jerky, and called another companion: "Ali, let's go to the kitchen and prepare something edible for the little female."

The other sub-orcs snickered, and some went up to find out the scene, and praised twice, "The little female is so cute, and her skin is so good."Qi Yu also squeezed to his side, put the examination instrument on the table, picked up the blood drawer attached to the instrument, and coaxed with a smile: "Come on, little guy, show your wrist, I'll measure the indicators for you. "

Qing Jing couldn't understand what he said, but he had undergone physical examinations and injections in various zoos and pet hospitals, and very consciously rolled up his arms and sleeves, and then began to untie his belt.This movement was more heroic than when he was eating meat just now, so scared that Wu Cheng quickly grabbed his lapel, and told Qi Yu that he couldn't hear him, and he could do it directly if there was something to do.Several sub-orcs also waved their hands, wiping off cold sweat, helping to grab his wrist, and Qi Yu pricked it.

The bright red blood gurgled into the instrument, and quickly collected a small tube.When Qi Yu pulled out the needle, the parrot on Qingjing's shoulder suddenly flapped its wings, landed on the instrument quickly, and pecked at the blood collection port.

Qi Yu was so anxious that he "ah", Wu Cheng and a few sub-orcs also shot to chase the parrot.However, it was Qing Jing who moved the fastest. With a stretch of his right wrist, he held Shen Pingshan in the palm of his hand. With the circulation of his true energy, he forced out the needle stuck in his arm. Teacher, are you ready? Have you already figured out their language? When can we say "Hello, we are the Journey of the Heavens and Worlds program group, please Filming with our program 'huh?"

Teacher Shen stood quietly in his palm, with an indescribable look in his small dark eyes, which made people feel uncertain.

He said: "I seem to understand that when the monk left the information of this small world, what is the weirdness that he vaguely concealed in the records."

Qing Jing was pleasantly surprised, and quickly asked, "What is it? Let's go and shoot right away?"

Shen Pingshan pondered and said: "I found out from their intelligence network that there are three kinds of people in this world, one is called [beastmen], that is, those people met in the mountains, their identities in this world are equivalent to outside men; One is [sub-orc man], as the name implies, it is a person who is inferior to [beast man], has the ability to conceive and bear children, and looks like a man but actually resembles a woman; there is also a [female]..."

"This one sounds familiar! They seem to keep saying this, are they talking about me?" Qingjing's mind flashed, and a chill came from the tip of his tail to the top of his head: "One is a man and the other is a woman, and the third is a shemale? !!!”

Teacher Shen flew on top of his head, wiped the tip of his beak back and forth on his hair, and shook his head sympathetically: "Your imagination is not open enough... Using the analogy of Yuan Yang's big world, [female] is compared to [ Sub-orcs] more fertile...women."

stab.

a bolt from the blue.