not scientific at all

It was getting late, the sky was full of red clouds reflecting the blue sea, and the light came in from the transparent wall, making the room a little red.Shen Pingshan leaned on the armrest holding the soft, slippery, meaty snake essence, with one leg upright standing on the chair, and the other leg crossed sideways, letting him rest on his body.

Qing Jing's body was as cool and slippery as water, his long tail was tightly wrapped around his body, his pointed chin pierced into the socket of his collarbone, and his two short legs secretly squeezed a little tender flesh on his waist.I don't know what I thought of, and I suddenly laughed: "Mr. Shen, I asked you to become a prototype to demonstrate the breeding posture of your birds. You always disagree. Is it because the middle leg is too long to compete with others?" Squat down like a bird? Show me your original form, just stand on this stick, let me see if your tail can reach the armrest?"

"It doesn't matter if it can reach the ground or not, as long as it can reach you." He glanced down lazily, and with his fingers, he pushed aside the scales under the snake essence's waist, revealing the red, swollen and outwardly turned cloaca.The two small balls of meat inside turned out again at some point. He stretched out his hand to play with it, then pulled the two short legs for comparison, and sighed with a smile, "Oh, it's not as long as the legs."

Qingjing flicked his tail in dissatisfaction, turned the snake tail into a pair of snow-white long legs wrapped around his waist, and said angrily: "My legs are so long, of course they are shorter than my legs, can yours be longer than your legs? You birds Humans are not as good as our snakes. I used to see people divide chickens, and they were only as big as rice grains after they were opened. You are more skilled than me in human form, so you may not be better than me.”

Teacher Shen's anger almost caused him to get entangled, but he knew that his body could not bear the power of He Dao's power.Now that I don't have any medicine to strengthen body and strengthen Qi, I can only try to suppress myself and let him play casually.But this snake spirit is getting more and more good at playing, and I don't know who taught it, he is so irritating that he won't give up after being wiped out.

Before the snake spirit got into a fuss and wanted to turn over his vent, he pressed the back of his head and pressed the man into his arms. With a move of his right hand, the cage beside the bed opened, and a set of scales that matched Qingjing's scales flew out. The gown of tender goose-yellow ball flowers.The gown is also woven with silk, with six layers in total, and it is still so thin that the skin can show through. However, this dress has to be worn with skirts and knee coverings, and the key parts of the upper body are blocked by patterns woven with gold thread, so that it will not be exposed.

He had long thought that this could only be worn in the boudoir, who would have thought that Ying Qingguang would make a few such thin clothes, wear them for a few banquets, and spread this kind of fashion to the whole cultivation world.Later, even many mortals in the world fell in love with this kind of light and thin gauze clothing, imitated with silk, known as the six baht clothing, which has been popular until today.

Snake Jing changed into this set of Taoist robes, and his appearance was very delicious, but he still couldn't understand this kind of aesthetics, so he asked Qingjing unconsciously: "What's so good about this dress?"

"What's so good about it?" The snake spirit was also a little surprised: "Didn't you give it to me because you thought it was good? I still want to ask you how you got such clothes, don't you think men dressed like this... are a bit bitch?"

"...Really? This is left by my friend. I thought you were all reptiles and had a common language..." Shen Pingshan almost couldn't help laughing, turned his head away quickly, stood up holding the snake spirit, Biting the tip of his tail to suppress the laughter that was about to blurt out, he pretended to be calm and said: "The fashion has become so fast."

But he didn't bring Qingjing here just to let him recognize his family and change into insignificant fashion clothes, but to bring him something that is crucial to his cultivation.He sucked the tip of the snake essence's tail, felt that cool and slippery body tremble in his arms, patted his tail and reminded: "Shut your breath, I'll take you to the water. "

The snake spirit obediently lay on him, and Shen Pingshan climbed up to the back of his neck, and the lake water under his feet turned into a long step of solid green, and carried him into the lake, and finally closed on top of the two of them.

After entering the water, they seem to have changed from taking the stairs to taking the landscape elevator that goes straight up and down.The sea is full of coral trees several people high and gorgeous swimming fishes, and the dark bottom below is glowing with light. Only when it falls down can it be seen that it is a huge pearl clam, which opens its shell to reveal a pearl similar to a luminous pearl.He almost thought he had walked into the Maritime Museum. From time to time, he reached out to touch small fish, touch valuable pearl mussels and corals, and tease gentle sea turtles. He excitedly asked Mr. Shen, "Shall we shoot this? The sea in Thousand Worlds is so pretty!"

Shen Pingshan shook his head and explained to him: "These landscapes were all arranged by you...Daddy and my friend with great magic power, and any monk above the Void Refinement Stage can make them out. The sets are all made in this way, and they are all made of Xu Dao, without the natural wildness of Xiaoqian World. You can take a look at it, there is a treasure I saved below, and we are going back to Xuanyuan Great World to get this thing."

That treasure was also a bead, stored in a clamshell with a size of [-] square meters, Shen Pingshan squeezed a hand formula, and hit a clear light over it, the clam shell on top opened automatically, revealing a golden light.As the light goes up, it becomes more and more restrained, as if a glass cover is placed on the body of the clam. When you walk in, you can see that the inside is actually hollow. The shell is covered with a sponge-like cushion, and a walnut-sized circle is lined in the middle. beads.

The bead is not bright, it looks like wood texture, and the texture is similar to cat's eye stone grinding, showing a layer of hazy light floating, carefully looking at the texture, there is an illusion that you want to suck your soul into it.Qing Jing quickly closed his eyes, and Shen Pingshan held his hand, and taught him to hold the bead in his palm, touch it slowly with his spiritual sense, and feel the aura of Dao contained in it.

His tone and demeanor were unprecedentedly serious, he transformed into a human form according to the clear scene, let him sit cross-legged on the soft cushion to feel the breath, and explained the origin of this thing to him: "This is what was born at the beginning of the universe. Daoguo. At that time, the time and space of the universe were only compressed at one point. After the four periods of Taichu, Taishi, Taixuan, and Taisu, the Three Thousand Dao was born from the singularity of the universe. , The three thousand ways merged and merged, and their aura sympathetically condensed into Yuanji Dao Beads. This kind of Dao Beads can only be born in the universe at the beginning of the universe where the singularity of the universe is. Get one."

"Yuanji Daozhu?" A flash of lightning flashed in Qingjing's mind, his heart was beating violently, his mouth was dry, as if something was about to surface following the name.

"Peace!"

Teacher Shen's voice suddenly sounded in his mind, and a stream of cool spiritual energy poured in from the top of his head, suppressing his tumbling memory, and guiding his spiritual consciousness to inject that Dao Bead.

"Three Thousand Ways, let's see how many you can comprehend. Don't disappoint the heels of your previous life... Even if you follow the Way of Life, it doesn't matter. At worst, let's raise a few more children." Shen Pingshan sat quietly behind him, Pressing the left hand on the eyelids of the snake spirit, the eyelids drooped slightly, and the corner of the mouth was smiling, waiting for him to wake up from enlightenment.

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In fact, Qing Jing didn't realize that he had realized anything, on the contrary, he stared at the bead so dizzily with his spiritual consciousness, that he accidentally fell asleep.When he opened his eyes again, he was in the crystal palace on the sea again. Mr. Shen was leaning on the beauties and eating grapes, and there were a few beauties around him holding plates for him.

Qingjing cheered up all of a sudden, ran over and lay down on his lap, opened his mouth twice, "ah, ah", motioning him to feed himself a few pills.

But Mr. Shen, who used to eat bird wings for him, now ignores him!The snake spirit was furious, and reached out to grab Mr. Shen's sleeve, but his fingers passed through his wrist, holding it empty, but Mr. Shen continued to peel the grapes leisurely as if he couldn't feel him at all.

Qing Jing tried to grab him twice, and buried his head in his chest, but it was useless.He seemed to have turned into a ghost, no matter what he touched, he would pass through it directly, making him turn back and forth in a hurry.

Turning halfway, he suddenly heard a gentle call: "Jiulang."

According to the prestige, sitting on the table behind the screen is a man dressed in a crimson straight gown, a gold-woven crane cloak, a jade belt around his waist, and a beaded hair crown.He didn't even raise his eyes, and he spoke very casually, but Teacher Shen stood up when he heard his cry, threw away the grapes, walked to the table and asked with a smile, "How many did you make?"

The man raised his head, revealing a handsome face with sharp edges and corners.With long eyebrows, eyes full of autumn water, and a refined and bookish air, except for the lack of sharp face and a bit overly dressed, he is impeccable in everything.Holding the pen in his right hand, he called Shen Pingshan to come over, stroked the long scroll, and said with a little pride: "Come here, Jiulang, and show me the five hundred questions of the basics of practice in this volume. These are all painstaking experiences I have carefully summed up. I Forget it, as long as you think about it carefully, it is enough to lead a mortal to the third rank of Golden Core."

This person is very familiar with Mr. Shen.

It turned out that Mr. Shen's nickname was Xiao Jiulang, but he didn't even know it.

He stayed here so casually, and he could still ask Mr. Shen to read the papers for him. Could it be that Mr. Shen, who is good enough to leave him the inheritance, is the one in front of him?

Qing Jing quickly deduced the identity of this person, and looking at him, the feeling was even more complicated.Such a senior master with high cultivation, rich money, and ability to write questions, and a good friend of Mr. Shen, must have been a great talent in the Dao, but he fell?And he was comprehending Yuanji Daozhu at the bottom of the sea, but he dreamed of this person... Eh?How could he dream of this man?

Teacher Shen in the dream had already walked to the table, took the scroll and commented on it while reading it.Qingjing just couldn't figure out the deep meaning of his dream, so he simply put it aside for a while, and floated over to take a look: Well, the writing is quite good, but there are many unrecognizable characters, and the words used They are all so complicated, they are all Chinese characters, and it seems that it is more difficult to translate than foreign languages.

Just as he was about to complain, he heard Mr. Shen say enthusiastically: "Just memorizing these written things doesn't seem to have a deep understanding, why don't you make a jade slip with the diagram of the movement of the true essence, and let them directly fuse with their spiritual consciousness, and use the image Drive the true essence, which is more suitable for beginners to get started."

His rich friend smiled and said, "Not only that, but carefully look at the formations sealed on my scroll." He pointed with his finger, and a stream of light appeared on the scroll, which turned into a human-shaped cage, enveloping a person beside him. The delicate and beautiful maid is firmly trapped in it.

The maid's psychological quality is very high. After entering, she read the questions and explanations sentence by sentence. After reading it a few times, she can memorize one question and then move on to the next question. Anyway, Qingjing can't even understand any of the questions. philosophical knowledge.

The purple-clothed Taoist smiled reservedly: "The little spell I newly researched can trap a person's primordial spirit in this sea of ​​books and inscriptions. Even if he goes out to play, his mind can replenish knowledge at any time. Unless the These five hundred basic questions can be memorized by heart, and this cage can never be broken."

Shen Pingshan looked at the golden cage appreciatively, and guided it to himself with his fingertips. After trying for a long time, he put away the scroll and smiled with satisfaction: "The effect is good. I think I can add a few more ways of enlightenment." The topic allows them to see a higher realm first, so that they will be able to achieve a higher level in their practice later, and will not be distracted by the path."

The man was suddenly inspired, grabbed the scroll and added questions, wrote such difficult things casually, and talked to Shen Pingshan without delay: "I remembered it when you said it. Those who have learned this should also have an assessment system, lest they have to learn from scratch."

"Then divide the topics into more detailed ones, let the disciples learn the simple ones by themselves, and after passing the assessment, they can firmly grasp the simple ones, and then teach them the difficult ones."

The two discussed it, and came up with such a vicious study and assessment system when they were bored in the room, and it was creepy to hear the scene.He walked to the table and looked at the volume of "Five Hundred Questions on Basic Knowledge of Cultivation", and couldn't help thinking of "500 Years of Enrollment and 300 Years of Simulation" that he had seen at the foot of Zhitian Pavilion Mountain.

Isn't this the predecessor of that set of papers?Could it be that the unreasonable rule that illiterate and semi-literate people who have never been to school and do not understand science are not allowed to enter the sect to practice is based on these two people, and it has spread to future generations?The more Qing Jing thought about it, the more frightened he became, his fingers trembling slightly as he touched the paper, and looking at the handsome and noble appearance of the purple-clothed Taoist, it was as if he saw the unkind face of the Zhitian Pavilion examiner.

No wonder this person passed away a long time ago, perhaps because of this stuffing teaching method, I don’t know how many people secretly hate him to death!