[Quick Transmigration] On the Feasibility of Pet Cute and Straight Men

Dad, Dad?Han Chengchunxiao's whole body is broken!How can there be a kid who calls himself the god father?The male god is clearly only in his early twenties, the little boy in front of him looks about the same height as his little nephew, about five or six years old.So, that is to say, did the male god do something as early as sixteen or seventeen years old?

Very thoughtful!

Unlike the one who stood there in a daze, with an unpredictable expression, and then looked at the male god's silly younger sister with tears in his eyes and accusatory eyes, Yizhuda was indeed the president of the largest guild in Jianghu, and he woke up after a little stunned .

He opened his mouth and probed: "Brother Su Ye, who is this?"

Su Yeda was in a state of high tension right now, he put down the food he was holding, and carefully supported the child in his arms with a pair of big hands, as if he was holding some priceless treasure.

The soft little body and the faint fragrance of milk made him a little overwhelmed.Hearing the other party's question, it took him a while before he seemed to realize it, and asked in confusion, "Huh?"

The corner of Optimus Prime's mouth twitched.It's not that he hasn't communicated with this strange night master before. Before that, the image of the other party in his heart is low-key, calm and stable, and these characters are exactly what a top assassin should have.

But now?The other party's IQ seemed to go back hundreds of years in an instant, how could it be seen that it was the master who caused the girls in the whole server to scream? !

Thinking of this, Zhuzhu Juju also became dazed.

Come with the president, the younger brothers who originally wanted to avenge the lovely Goddess Chunxiao can't stand it anymore, since the president didn't order it, let's eat it_, the chicken wings seem to be very good!

They put down their weapons one after another, and sat down casually around the fire. The elders threw away their integrity in front of the delicious food, not afraid of being accused of bullying the little girl, and snatched it from the little girl with pink Baotou. Got chicken wings that hadn't been eaten yet.

Chrysanthemum sister is furious!I jumped up to grab it, but because of my height, I couldn't reach it no matter how I stood on tiptoe!For a while, he burst into tears.

——Mom, they bullied me!

Han Mu, who became a kid and became younger mentally, saw the few pieces of chicken wings go into other people's mouths, and anxiously wanted to break free from Su Ye's embrace.Ah hello!Put down the chicken wings and let me come!

The limp body of the little man writhed in his arms, Su Ye felt bad all over!The heart was beating wildly, as if it was about to pop out of the throat in the next second!

"Let go of me! There are no more chicken wings!" Seeing the last piece stuffed into the mouth by the rough men fighting for it, a certain fake child turned his head angrily.

After sleeping overnight, I was relieved, chicken wings, isn't it simple?While finding out the gray mink fur from the package and laying it on the ground, finding out Jiu Lianhuan to play with, he comforted him: "Don't be angry, what they ate was a test product. I'll make you better ones!" "

The men who can't wait to swallow the chicken bones and the chrysanthemum girl: "..." They are all guinea pigs in their feelings!

Oh, by the way, Su Ye suddenly remembered something, took out a small bottle with blue patterns from the package, and handed it to Han Mu: "Almond dew, drink it as a drink."

almond milk?almond milk!

Is it a magical medicine that can increase two random attributes of a character by 20% within two hours?

Is it really appropriate to use something like this simply as a drink to coax children? !

Han Mu, who really thought it was a drink, took it unceremoniously, opened the bottle cap, and gulped it down.Well, it's strawberry flavored. It tastes good.When he put down the bottle, he found that Qingtian's elders were staring at him...the bottle in his hand.

"Do you want to drink too?" The little guy asked simply.

Dozens of people present shook their heads in unison, no, we don’t drink, we don’t drink.We can't afford to drink a bottle of two gold drinks...

Inexplicably being shown by a local tyrant, the onlookers expressed their tiredness.

During the minute of the "confrontation" between the two sides, because sister Juhua was busy grabbing chicken wings with others and did not report in time, the public screen was already maxed out by crazy players.

Sheep bleat: chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, call chrysanthemum.Seeking live broadcast, how is it now!Are you fighting?

Lazy: What's the situation?Chrysanthemum said it!I want to go to the Forest of Sighs to find the Great God by myself, don't stop me!

Eat, eat, eat: The monsters in the Forest of Sighs are generally a group of monsters at level 80 and above. Are you sure you want to kill yourself upstairs?

Mom is so afraid that I'm going home: I'm watching the big god group, is anyone joining?

Ling Lingling: Add me!

The following string of +1 floated out.The curious players can no longer stand the low efficiency of the little reporter!

Is chrysanthemum sweet or not: The sluts of Qingtian snatch other people's chicken wings!Does your father know this?My chicken wings are buzzing...

Is chrysanthemum sweet or not: Su Yeda is cooking for his son now, and there is no fight.You don't have to come!

Wait, what the hell is a son?Before everyone can wake up from the huge amount of information, one of the protagonists came to refute the rumors!

Han Cheng Xiaoyu: Chrysanthemum, don't talk nonsense!Su Ye did not admit that this was his son!

Is chrysanthemum sweet or not: Goddess is angry.Regardless of whether the child is the eldest son or not, it is the eldest son who serves him almond milk as a drink, right?Da Da himself hasn't said anything yet, what are you in a hurry for?

Looking at the chicken wings that were used as a test product, Sister Chrysanthemum was firmly on the side of the Great God!

Sheep baa: Wait, the amount of information is too much, I'll sort it out, sort it out...

After half a minute.

Eat, eat, eat: Why don't people give birth to monkeys for you! !Hey, my god, does your son still need a nanny?The kind that will be cute!No salary, just take care of the food!

Chun Shui: Shameless upstairs!Same request!

Distorting mirror: Upstairs shameless +1, please!

……

Mother Rong loves Xiaoshou: Upstairs is shameless +10086, please let the old man come!

At the same time, Su Ye's private messages flickered like a convulsion.

Zhu Xuan to Su Ye: That bitch blocked you?I'll help you clean him up... by the way, are there any chicken wings left?

Zhu Xuan, nicknamed Xiao Qingqing, is actually a lunatic, the number one female knight in the Jianghu, and the eighth god on the list of heroes in the Jianghu.She did the same behavior as her, as well as Yue Shen, Going Back by the Wind, Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles, etc. After asking, they all added in unison: Do you have any more chicken wings?

In fact, I can't blame them for making a fuss, but the food made by Su Ye is too precious!Not to mention its terrifying attributes and status bonuses, the taste alone is enough to make people have endless aftertaste!But Su Ye is really too lazy, apart from occasionally setting up a stall in Chang'an City to sell wontons and earn a little money to buy materials, it is almost impossible to see him making food for others.

But just the profits from the wonton shop, which was fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, also made him firmly in the top three of the local tycoon list.Who makes wonton taste so good that people are scrambling to buy it for every gold coin and every bowl?

The simple wonton is like this, and the carefully grilled chicken wings can be imagined.

At this time, he was doing his best to cook food for Han Mu.Due to the other party's age, he did not choose to continue grilling the chicken wings, but turned out the small frying pan from the package, added water and heated it on the red clay stove.Turn around and find the green japonica rice, wash it and put it in boiling water and boil it over high heat.When the fire on the red clay stove boils the water for the second time, pour snow-white milk into it.

Under the urging of the fire, the emerald rice grains and the snow-white milk are lingeringly combined, and the fragrance of rice mixed with the fresh but not greasy milk fragrance dominates the nostrils of everyone present, making them unable to resist All attention is focused on the tumbling pot.

As time goes by, the original hard rice grains are opened by the mellow milk, and emerald rice flowers bloom, and the original pure white milk is also stained with the color of the other side, showing a touch of green.

Han Mu couldn't help swallowing as the mellow thought whetted his appetite.As a member of the big foodie country, he has never seen anyone cook a simple pot of porridge to the extreme of smell.

In food, green and red match best since ancient times.Overnight, throw the prepared bright red and plump dates into the porridge, about 5 minutes, and turn off the heat.He picked up the porridge in a pure white porcelain bowl and brought it to Han Mu himself.

Is the chrysanthemum sweet or not? Weakly asked: "Daddy, what's left of the porridge?"

Su Ye turned his head and said lightly: "You can do whatever you want."

After the words fell, Han Mu was surprised to find a group of people wrestling together.I'm really confused, why are these people here?What about seeking revenge, or avenging the goddess?

Huh, no.What about Optimus Prime and Han Cheng Chunxiao?The two big living people just disappeared like this?

Su Ye patted the child's head and successfully brought the child's attention back.Because he felt that the other party was too young, Su Ye thoughtfully fed the child bit by bit with a spoon that "was of good quality".

Han Mu was slightly embarrassed, what happened to the sudden feeling of being spoiled by the other party?

Out of sight.

Han Cheng Xiaoyu said angrily: "Brother, don't you care if Su Ye killed me? Do you still love me or not!"

Optimus Prime was speechless to his cousin, he was a little annoyed: "What to do? Kill him ten times to avenge you? Didn't you agree, let him apologize to you, and the matter is over. Our main task today is to invite He joined the guild! Do you know that if he can enter the guild, it will be of great benefit to the guild's development and influence?"

Han Cheng Xiaoyu was dumbfounded: "Wait, you didn't say that you came today to invite him into the guild? And there are so many people here..." In this battle, are you sure you are here to invite people, not to seek revenge?

Speaking of this, Yizhu was a little helpless, he just showed his words in the guild, and immediately someone volunteered to participate in the event!The current dozen or so people are still the result of several rounds of selection!

Thinking of his cousin's ability to cause trouble, Optimus Yizhu warned: "Be obedient, don't make any fools of your brother, you know?"

Han Cheng Xiaoyu pouted, and suddenly remembered something and said: "That kid..."

Yizhu answered immediately: "That kid's background is not simple, don't move around." Seeing the other party's confused eyes, Yizhu said helplessly: "Don't provoke him. Be good."

The two went back together, everyone was busy with their own affairs, and for a while, no one noticed that they came back after leaving.Han Cheng Xiaoyu, who has lived under people's gaze since she was a child, is a little annoyed.

What's even worse is that her male god is still persuading that wild child to eat!The kid got annoyed, turned his head, ran away with a bang, and bumped into Han Cheng Xiaoyu with a bang!

As if a thousand catties were suddenly placed on top of her body, Han Cheng Xiaoyu fell to the ground in embarrassment.Furious, she didn't realize that her health bar almost bottomed out under this collision!

"You are looking for death!" Han Cheng Xiaoyu got up from the ground with a grunt.A wave of anger rushed into my heart, and I waved my staff to show the child some color!

"Ah, I didn't mean to..." the child murmured and apologized.

Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, Han Cheng Xiaoyu turned into a beam of light and was reincarnated.

Han Mu was dumbfounded. He opened the status panel, and a skill was in CD state.Sound Attack: Passive skill, when the character is attacked, it will make a sound to attack the enemy.250 damage per word...

Does this work too?