[Quick Transmigration] On the Feasibility of Pet Cute and Straight Men

In every Dianjia novel, there is always a vast and boundless forest.In this forest, there may be precious medicinal materials/elves/mage towers/spiritual beasts, etc. Whenever the protagonist enters such a forest, it heralds the opening of a new dungeon. Of course, the protagonist will also get pets/gather spirits Drugs/Meet a few girls of different races, and successfully complete the advanced road from a slut to a rich and handsome.

Scripts are no exception.

As far as Han Mu knows, the protagonist, that is, Gu Huaian, will "accidentally" encounter the legendary Zhu Guo in this mysterious forest. The others became no.1 among all the supernatural beings.

However, this is of no use to Xiaozhujiang and Zombie Lord.

Not to mention that these two cheaters don't have the halo of the protagonist, and more importantly, according to the script, this plot will not be triggered until a long, long time later.By that time, the protagonist has already endured all the hardships, and the hardships and hardships have polished his mind and consciousness to be tough enough, so he can bear the extreme pain caused by Zhu Guo's entry into the body.

Although Han Mu doesn't understand why both novels and scripts like to toss the protagonist, he has to add a description that the protagonist can't survive or die because he absorbs a certain treasure, as if he can't digest and absorb without pain...

Of course, the above description is just to illustrate the important role of this forest for the protagonist, and it has nothing to do with the corpse pig who is a supporting role or even cannon fodder.At this time, they were snoring and sleeping on the branches of a big tree.

...Don't ask why zombies and pigs climb trees, it doesn't matter!

Let's pull the camera back to yesterday after the Zombie Lord ran away with the piggy sauce in his arms - Mr. Lost didn't run very far at that time, so he put down the little pig tiredly, bent down and gasped for breath angry.

It can't run anymore!

After using the power, Xiaozhujiang was also exhausted, so the two scumbags found a low tree, and finally climbed up it.The two originally planned to rest for a while and then try to find a way to save Gu Huai'an again, but they never thought that they fell asleep as soon as their eyelids closed.

This sleep was so dark that even the pain of falling from the tree failed to wake them up. On the contrary, the two who fell on the ground seemed to suddenly feel more comfortable behind their backs, smacking their lips and turning over to continue sleeping...

So the next day, Xiao Zhujiang was still a little confused when he woke up naturally. He stretched out his hoof to remove the secretions from the corners of his eyes, and after he could see clearly, he realized that Mr. Zombie was gone.

What about people?Oh no, what about the corpse?

At the beginning, Xiao Zhujiang didn't think there was anything wrong, but it didn't really panic until the other party hadn't shown up after waiting for half an hour.

A gust of wind blew through the woods just at this time, and the leaves made a rustling sound, and the little white pig shivered involuntarily. For some reason, suddenly, even the sunlight penetrating through the gap They all looked eerie.

No, no, it has to find Mr. Zombie quickly.

With the brain of the other party, it is really afraid that something will happen to the other party!

However, there was no sound in the woods, and suddenly I felt so scared...

Xiao Zhujiang embarked on the road of searching for the "corpse" with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

In fact, it really thinks highly of itself... After going straight ahead and then turning left, it couldn't find its way!The trees in front of him were similar in growth, and after a while, Xiao Zhujiang stayed in place dizzily.

How should I go down?Ask for a map!It misses the last world with maps and coordinates!

Xiao Zhujiang did not give up, as long as he thought that the Zombie King might be killed by others, and Gu Huaian was still waiting for him to save him, his heart would be filled with inexplicable courage...

It gritted its teeth, in this case, it——go straight!

After 10 minutes, Xiao Zhujiang felt that the surrounding scenery seemed a little familiar... 10 minutes later, it stopped and blinked in surprise: Nima, isn't this the place where Lu Ren caught it!

So, not far ahead is the courtyard where Gu Huaian and the others are stationed?

Thinking about it, it was here that it was almost thrown into the pot, and the whole pig was heartbroken.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Xiao Zhujiang to see the familiar house.It’s just that it’s quiet here, and it doesn’t look like anyone is there—yes, the current plot has progressed to the point where Song Rou’s betrayal, if it’s guessed right, Gu Huaian is now looking for Lu Ren and other brothers. After that, you will leave the forest and go to another map to upgrade.

This is also the reason why the little white pig is in such a hurry to find Mr. Zombie, it can go with Gu Huai'an with peace of mind only after ensuring Mr. Zombie's safety!

wrong!

Smoke billowed from the originally empty courtyard, and when he approached again, he found that the gate of the small courtyard was tightly closed. What made Xiao Zhujiang even more frightened was that on the rusty door, there was actually a big chalk painting on it. pentagram.

Childish seems to be a childish graffiti, but Han Mu in the piggy shell knows that this five-pointed star is the internal logo of the base law enforcement team, and the meaning of this logo will not be known until a long time later. .

At this moment, it represents: people are here, come and catch them! !

Oh shit!

Xiao Zhujiang is furious!Dare you not be so arrogant?Grandpa is still here!

The little pig in a runaway state stepped on its short legs and came to the window where the zombie king took it to escape at that time—damn it, it’s so high, how to get up...

Xiao Zhujiang looked sadly at the unattainable window sill in front of him, the little flame burning in his heart seemed to be dying as if blown by the cold wind.

—this ugly life!

Fortunately, a small tree with a crooked neck around gave it inspiration. As if its potential had exploded, the little pig climbed up the small tree at an unprecedented speed, and then, with all its strength, sprinted and jumped onto the window sill smoothly.

The glass had been destroyed by the zombie king last time, so the little white pig got in smoothly and came to the firewood room where it was locked up last time.

The door of the firewood room did not shrink, and in the kitchen not far away, an unknown man was cooking.While he was turning his back, the little pig ran past quickly, so nervous that his heart beat faster...

Damn, why is it now a scum with a combat power of minus five, instead of the big fox with a level of two hundred and five? !

Finally, after a difficult search, Xiaozhu finally found Gu Huaian in a closed room!Just with him, and a soft girl who looks a little petite.

And this soft girl is now lying on Gu Huaian's body, unbuttoning his jacket like a hungry wolf!

Can this be tolerated?As a normal man, can he bear seeing others groping for his lover (although there is no proof yet)? !A man who can endure has no penis!

As a man with a complete and healthy body, Han Mu couldn't bear to be imprisoned in the shell of a little white pig now!

So, it forgot its short stature and how useless it was, and rushed in resolutely!

Then she was kicked away by the soft girl...

Ah, what a sad story.

Song Rou, who was disturbed, took out a sharp dagger, and was about to go forward to give this little pig who ran out of nowhere a few times, but she never thought that she would feel a heavy blow on her neck after walking a few steps. She, who had awakened her abilities, couldn't bear the blow that Gu Huai'an had prepared for a long time, and fell helplessly to the ground.

It's that simple?

The frightened Xiao Zhujiang blinked his eyes, and had a new understanding of how useless he was.

But before it could breathe a sigh of relief, the flushed Gu Huaian plopped, his legs gave way, and he fell down.

Flushing... flushing... flushing... flushing... red...

Wouldn't it be what it thought?

The aphrodisiac stem is very old, let's not play with it, shall we?

The little white pig stepped back timidly.Unexpectedly, in these few seconds, the man on the ground was rubbing and rubbing on the ground, moaning and groaning and writhing unbearably... The only button left on the jacket was also rubbed off at this time.

Revealing the white and lean chest and the bright red dogwood.

The little white pig took a sharp breath, and stepped back a few steps.

The man on the ground looked up at Xiaozhujiang at this moment, his eyes were misty.Xiao Zhujiang could actually read a trace of grievance from his eyes.

Can it be okay?

Is it really appropriate to do this to a dirty, colorless little pig?What about ethics?Have you fed the dog yet?

Who knew it wasn't over yet!That man, as if feeling hot, began to take off his hands!pants!son!

——Come and beat the hooligans! ! !

Xiaozhujiang has been petrified by the man!Just as it stretched out its hoof to cover its eyes, it found a big hand stretched out and pulled it over, and then it, it pressed tightly against the hot chest of the other party.

Huh, so cool...

The hot Gu Huai'an finally calmed down, the things on his chest continuously provided him with coolness, he sighed deeply and comfortably.

However, the piggy acting as an ice pack dared not move!It found itself being pushed against something hot!

God, is this going to be swollen?

Lying on the side, Song Rou didn't know when she would wake up, and someone would push the door in anytime, anywhere... Thinking of this, the little pig seemed to be splashed with a basin of water, and all the little pink thoughts ran away, leaving only anxiety and uneasy.

what to do?Its abilities can heal external and internal injuries, but for men who have been poisoned with aphrodisiacs, it can also blind them all at once!

Otherwise, try the ability?

Xiao Zhujiang had no choice but to use that deadly ability again and again, and finally, at the No. 16 time, he succeeded.

Then Xiaozhujiang watched the flush on Gu Huaian's body fade away, and his eyes became clear again... After waking up, he stood up "squeaky", ignored the little pig who rolled away, and hurriedly packed his clothes , the expression of shame and indignation on his face, as if he was the victim after that...

Ni!Ma!

Little white pig, good-for-nothing, Han Mu raised his middle finger in his heart towards this unreasonable world. (#‵′)convex

After adjusting his mood, Gu Huaian kept a cold face, pretending that nothing happened, he didn't know where to find the rope, and neatly tied Song Rou to the chair.

After doing all this, Gu Huaian stretched out his hand to pat Song Rou's face, and asked coldly, "Stop pretending, tell me, why did you betray?"

Song Rou opened her eyes, as if she had suffered some unbearable humiliation, she gritted her teeth with red eyes and said, "Gu Huaian, you are so ruthless! You would rather be with a pig than me!"

Gu Huaian: "..."

Piggy Sauce: "..."

God, Dou E is wronged!

At this time, in the depths of the mysterious forest, the disappeared zombie king was brought into a hall that looked very high-end.

A human-like zombie sitting in front of you looked at the ugly zombie cowering in front of him, and communicated with his subordinates suspiciously: "Are you sure, it's this one?"

The man with unlimited potential who is most likely to become the zombie king?

The corner of the subordinate's mouth twitched, and he couldn't bear to turn his head as if it seemed to be any longer. He pondered for a while before answering: "Look at its expression... how vivid it is!"

The zombie boss hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

However, it was also at this time that a sudden change occurred. The zombie gentleman suddenly fell heavily to the ground, and then moaned in pain with his head in his arms. Finally, the pain was unbearable, and he rolled on the ground...

At this moment, something in the body seemed to be clamoring wantonly, wanting to break through the shackles of the body...