[Quick Transmigration] On the Feasibility of Pet Cute and Straight Men

If it is said that Yunfeng is not true love for the big squirrel, from a certain point of view, it is indeed biased.

A long time ago, Ah San was accidentally poisoned while hunting, and a life was saved by an antidote sent by a squirrel.When such news first spread among the tribe, it aroused Yunfeng's curiosity.

Compared with the silly and sweet tribal people, Yunfeng has a lot more twists and turns in his head.

He believes that there is a god, and he also recognizes the special significance of the squirrel family as totem beasts to the Yunsong tribe, but all this does not hinder his pursuit of unknown power.Even because of the uniqueness of this big white-haired squirrel, I firmly believe that there must be some unknown mysterious power in it.

He wants to have this power.

It is not through pity and love for the totem beast, but to seize the mysterious power possessed by the totem beast and become the darling who can directly communicate with the gods.

As for the method of taking it, someone has already given the answer in hundreds of years of history. Many years ago, seniors tried this method. According to legend, this pioneer not only successfully possessed the power of the totem beast, but also was enshrined in the gods. Choose to become a servant of the gods, and the scenery is infinite.

When like-minded companions approached him, he agreed to join them without even a moment's hesitation in accomplishing unprecedented feats.

If they have the power of totem beasts and a unique blood, can they escape the fate of life, old age, sickness and death, and become the supreme existence in this land besides gods?

Compared with these ambitions, what is the patriarch of a tribe?

Especially after the old patriarch proved the power and preciousness of the totem beasts and alien species, Yunfeng's mind could no longer be separated from his good yearning for the future.

He seemed to have seen himself standing at the top of the power, and the hated Yunlan and everyone worshiped him.

And he hibernated for so long, and finally waited for this day.

Under the threat of the big green snake and Yunfeng, the big squirrel student Han Mu pretended to struggle for a while, then was tied firmly with a rope and pulled into a small valley not far from the pine forest and the Yunsong tribe.

He was honest along the way, and he didn't do anything other than staring at the big green snake.Because he was afraid that the rope on his body would be accidentally broken by him, he was extra careful when jumping and jumping.

Yes, the method of making rope from hay was taught to others after he "invented" it, and now it is used to tie him up.However, due to the double problems of technology and materials, the reliability of the rope is questionable. Han Mu thought he was a qualified victim. In order to take care of Yunfeng's feelings, he did not expose the fact.

What's more, he is still waiting for a good show!

Along the way, he has successfully instigated an opponent—Classmate Green Snake, who is also a somewhat intelligent animal, and has no deep hatred, so what can't be discussed?What's more, the cute big fox is much more reliable than the fierce men.

After promising many benefits to the green snake, the other party was easily bought by the big squirrel.

So, as good friends, the two kept secret, came and went under Yunfeng's nose, and shared delicious pine nuts together...

The big snow-white squirrel was carried on the shoulder by Yunfeng's big bag, and the green snake followed leisurely. If it wasn't for the nasty smell of impatiens on the big squirrel, the green snake might really not be able to resist having a meal with its new friend. close contact.

The destination was soon arrived. Here, a thin and wretched man was waiting at the door. When he saw Yunfeng and the fluffy snow-white big baby on his shoulders, his eyes lit up.Rubbing his hands together, he approached with a smile.

"Brother Feng, congratulations. This time, my wish has come true."

Yunfeng glared at him: "Don't be naughty, hurry up. Be careful, people are catching up." The thin man agreed, touched Yunfeng's buttocks, turned around and went to work.

Han Mu: "..." For some reason, he suddenly felt that Yunfeng was a bit pitiful, it was just that his mind was not clear, the aesthetics were still so touching.

He guessed that Yunfeng didn't know about his awakening of a different species - after all, those who knew (himself, Yunlan and the squirrels) all kept this matter as a secret, and the forbidden area only appeared for half a day, The news will not leak out so quickly.

Of course, it is impossible for him to not notice anything. After all, compared with ordinary squirrels, Han Mu has never deliberately concealed his differences. In addition, Yunlan has shown unprecedented strength, these are all driving Yunfeng to take risks. reason.

He wanted to see what this man who was molesting him with disgusting eyes all day long was up to!

Soon, a large pot was erected.Han Mu looked at the cauldron with white steam in front of him and sighed. It would be fine if he transmigrated into a pet, but these guys don't have any trust between humans and pets, and they want to eat him every now and then!

eat him! !

Eat, eat, eat your big sister!It's fine for him to be a pink and tender little white pig through transmigrating in his previous life. He knows that he looks delicious, but what about this time?He is a cute big squirrel, what the fuck, Yunfeng wants to eat the squirrel! !

Can't bear it! ! ╭(╯^╰)╮

As far as he knows, what delicious dishes can squirrels cook?Squirrel mandarin fish?But where are the fish?where are the fish !

No respect for ingredients at all!

The green snake looked at the big squirrel suspiciously. Before it could react, the thin man secretly took a big rock from behind and threw it at its head. For some reason, the whole snake fainted. Dazed, if the big squirrel hadn't kicked the man away with a swift kick in time, its head would have been almost smashed.

Come on, Han Mu now understands that he is not the only one who dares to take the blame, but also the silly Lord Green Snake.

If it was because he was too smart to be jealous of these idiots, then what was this stupid snake for?Judging from their IQs, the two are obviously on the same level.

But this is the case, and Han Mu is finally relieved: it seems that the snake is really stupid, and it is not for the purpose of hooking up with him as an undercover agent.

Thinking of this, his worries completely dissipated.The two men in front of me, apart from being stupid, is there anything else to worry about?Han Mu was suddenly a little disappointed. After waiting for so long, he didn't hesitate to waste time cooperating with the two guys. In the end, what was in front of him was a joke made by a group of psychopaths for eating wild game?

Although he didn't know why there were only these two people guarding him, Han Mu decided to take them down first—that guy Yun Lan was still waiting for him to go back to have dinner!

But things were not as simple as Han Mu imagined.

Yunfeng and Shouzi are not easy to deal with.

Being able to survive in primitive society, both of them are men who have experienced nearly a hundred battles. Their opponents include not only humans, but also all kinds of animals. Coupled with the characteristics of squirrels themselves, they may be unparalleled in agility. advantage, but in terms of offense, it is not as good as two men who have experienced many battles.

What's more, the two enemies have a tacit understanding. As for the own side, except for the big squirrel that kept retreating, the Green Snake Lord didn't know what kind of trick was hit, and he lay on the ground pitifully, whimpering in a hurry.

It's just that the two didn't have a tacit understanding. What's more, when Han Mu was about to retreat to the top of the tree one after another, he tripped over the tail of the green snake and fell to the ground.

Yunfeng & Thin Man: "..." Is this squirrel really as smart as they know?

Damn!

Fortunately, Lord Green Snake also seemed to know that he had made a mistake, so he pulled himself together, hissed a few times, and then... turned into a monster with a human body and a snake tail!

Han Mu was so frightened that he fell down and sat on the ground.

Oh my god!Young life!hell! ! !

Han Mu subconsciously wanted to kneel. If he remembered correctly, in his world, there was a great god named Nuwa Empress who looked like this! #奇迹的世界is always refreshing his three views#

But he quickly came back to his senses and secretly screamed that it was not good. The two guys on the opposite side saw the honor of Brother Green Snake, their eyes were full of green and fierce light, and they wished to pounce on Lord Green Snake like this and that and that and that. !

Han Mu, who originally planned to slip away first, had to find a way to stop, and tried every means to protect the body of Lord Green Snake.

Perhaps it was because the green snake shocked the two of them so much that they didn't even notice that the big squirrel sneaked away, climbed up the tree trunk, made a big circle at the same speed as the wind, and returned to the hot mouth. next to the cauldron.

Oh, no, the big squirrel found his mistake. Apart from preparing a pot for himself, the two of them also had another big pot not far away, which was also steaming.

In this case, he is welcome.

Han Mu sneakily changed back to human form, and easily lifted the smaller hot water pot—thanks to the baptism of the pool water, which gave him enough strength to complete his plan—then, under the terrified Green Snake Lord In his eyes, the chic and handsome showered the two of them from behind into drowned chickens.

#is so handsome#

"Awwhhhhhh!!!" This is Brother Green Snake who was accidentally injured.

For primitive people with rough skin and thick flesh, scalding is not enough to kill them. Therefore, Han Mu wisely stuffed the two of them into another large mouthful with Mr. Green Snake when they were too painful to resist. pot.

The cold water boiled just at this time, and everything was perfect and intoxicating.

Lord Green Snake looked at the two struggling in the pot, he couldn't bear it, and stammered, "This...uh..." I don't know if it's because he is not proficient in business, but this guy's human language is obviously not animal language speak fluently.

The big squirrel scratched its head, and felt that it was not elegant for two ugly men to hug each other naked. No wonder it frightened the stupid and cute Lord Green Snake. He had a good impression of Lord Green Snake. Cleanly and neatly covered the cauldron.

"Okay, don't be afraid!"

Lord Green Snake hesitated to speak, but in fact he just wanted to say...the firewood is about to go out/(tot)/~~