[Quick Transmigration] On the Feasibility of Pet Cute and Straight Men

From the time Han Mu said that sentence until he drove into the villa and settled down in the residence of Han Mu and grandma, Qi Lan's face was always dark like Bao Gong's. Not only Han Mu who realized that he had said something wrong, but even Grandma Han I also suppressed the curiosity in my heart, and there was no sound along the way, as if there was a low air pressure permeating from someone.

After packing everything up, Jack ran away with great wit like a frightened rabbit.

Qi Lan also returned to her room, the door was locked tightly, and Han Mu, who was shut outside the door, touched his nose in embarrassment, turned around and went downstairs, the old lady asked worriedly: "What's wrong with Qianhan?"

Han Mu was annoyed: "Probably... menopause."

Grandma Han glanced behind Han Mu hesitantly, and quickly moved out, saying as she retreated, "Hehe, you young people are talking..."

Han Mu turned around stiffly, and someone was looking down at him with his hands folded in front of his chest, his dark pupils were glowing with fire, as if he was silently asking, "Menopause?"

At that moment... Han Mu suddenly wanted to kill himself. tt

Returning to the room exhausted physically and mentally, and sitting there for a while, Han Mu decided to find something to do for himself. As long as his mind is idle, he can't help but think about the stupid thing he did just now...

Turn on the computer, log in to Penguin, and the profile picture of editor Ruofeng flashes joyfully in the status bar.Han Mu clicked on:

Ruofeng: Hello sister, I have received your contract, congratulations on selling yourself to jj~ By the way, go and see if the pork stamp is on it?

Pork chapter?Han Mu instantly got the meaning of it, clicked on his column, and found that there was a new sign of "signed author" under the author's profile picture.

Eat, sleep, and hit Doudou: Well, I see.

Ruofeng sent another website, which is the internal forum of the contracted author and the place where the author applied for the list.

Ruofeng: Your word count is a bit too much, but your grades are very good. This time I will give you a good list. Come on~ By the way, we are going to prepare people v, you don’t have to worry about this if you have a lot of manuscripts. ~(≧▽≦)/~

Han Mu's articles have been blessed by newcomers, and the collection alone has exceeded [-], and the comment area is also very lively. The number of comments has exceeded [-]. Let alone a newcomer, even a general little pink, the results are not as good as him .

Seeing his work being recognized, Han Mu couldn't help but feel a little joy in his heart, and the annoyance caused by the stupid thing just now has also eased a lot.

Eat, sleep, and hit Doudou: good (*^__^*)

Ruofeng stared at the glowing screen, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips. Sure enough, hardworking girls are the cutest.As if thinking of something, Ruofeng paused and typed:

Ruofeng: By the way... sister paper, are you not an adult yet?

Eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou: Huh, I'm an adult now.I am 21.

If the wind was startled, the copy of the ID card sent by the girl said Mao's gender was male?Before she could ask, the other party had already answered thoughtfully:

Eat, sleep, and beat Doudou: Also, I'm not a girl, I'm a man.

Man... Man... Man... Ruofeng exhaled, inhaled, exhaled expressionlessly, and it took a long time to recover, man?Not a girl?Hehehe, who are you kidding?Nima, can a man write such a lingering, sweet and dog-abusing meat essay?

Ruofeng: Are you suffering?

... Seeing the three words that popped up in the dialog box, Han Mu exploded instantly.

Eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou: Nima, labor and management are not subject to it! !People are attacking! !Total attack! !Total attack! !

Ruofeng: ^_^ Be good. Generally speaking, I am a child of Gong, and most of them are Shou.

Eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou: ... well, I'm a shou.

Ruofeng: Be good, be good, honesty is the cornerstone of success, and those who tell the truth are good boys. o(n_n)o

Eat, sleep, and hit Doudou: (ノtt)ノ彡┻━┻

Miss Ruofeng didn't bother about Gong & Shou any more, and changed the topic intimately.

Ruofeng: It's so late, don't you want to sleep? [Actually, what she wants to express is, it’s so late and you’re still typing, so don’t you need to have a fight with your own Xiao Gong?

Han Mu was in a gloomy mood, looking at the pale moon outside the window, feeling a little sad.

Eating, sleeping, and playing Doudou: We had a fight.

Ruofeng seemed to be able to see Xiao Shou's depressed face from these three words and a full stop, and suddenly became interested, and enthusiastically came up with an idea——

Ruofeng: It's easy to quarrel. People say that when husbands and wives quarrel with each other on the bedside, why can't things be resolved in sex?

Eat, sleep, and hit Doudou: ...you, you...is this really okay?

Ruofeng laughed happily, what a joke, she didn't read thousands of pornographic novels for nothing, and it's not a matter of minutes to teach the cute and silly feelings in front of her?

Although he said no, he was already silently thinking about the feasibility of Ruofeng's proposed method in his heart. After struggling for a long time, he finally couldn't help asking:

Eat, sleep, and hit Doudou: Are you sure this is really possible?

Ruofeng: Well, I promise.

Eat and sleep and play Doudou: Oh... I downloaded it beforehand, see you later.

Ruofeng watched the other person's profile picture blackened quickly, wait, this guy doesn't really take it seriously, does he?She, she was just joking!In fact, when two people quarreled, especially when Gongjun was in a violent mood, if Shoujun sent it up automatically, it was more likely that the result would be...the chrysanthemum...

Ruofeng calmly analyzed the pros and cons, and finally decided to light a row of candles for the other party.Well, I hope Xiaoshou won't delay joining V next week.Others... Let everything go with the wind, Hehehe~

It was already ten o'clock in the evening, Grandma Han was tired all day, and she had already turned off the lights to go to bed. Barefoot, Han Mu looked left and right, and quickly went to Qi Lan's room.

Very well, the door was unlocked, and Han Mu slipped in smoothly.The master was not in the bedroom, the light in the bathroom was on, and the sound of water was splashing. Under the light, a slender figure appeared on the door.

Han Mu couldn't help swallowing, his Adam's apple slipped, he suppressed the desire to rush into a mandarin couple bath in his heart, honestly stripped himself naked, covered his body under the quilt, only his big black eyes were exposed, Nervously waiting for the other party to appear.

Hush, huh, the sound of water soon stopped. Qi Lan came out of the bathroom barefoot with a bath towel wrapped around his lower body, and was wiping his hair with his hands. , chin, collarbone, and all the way... chest... abs, and finally slipped into the towel and disappeared...

Han Mu's eyes moved along with the water drops, and suddenly his mouth became dry, and a wave of heat suddenly rose from his body.Woooooooo... so tempting...

Qi Lan snorted coldly in his heart, pretending not to notice that there was an extra person on the bed, wiped his hair, locked the door, closed the bathroom door, took off the towel and walked towards the bed.

Here it comes... Here it comes... Han Xiaomu's breathing was unconsciously short...

Qi Lan paused for a moment, and her steps became faster, and she came to the bedside in two or three steps, lifted the quilt, and instantly met someone's eyes.

Han Mu laughed a little awkwardly, and found an excuse for himself: "The weather forecast says there will be rain... I'm afraid of thunder, so I came to you, hehe..."

Afraid of thunder?Qi Lan's eyes swept over someone's body, especially when he saw a certain place that he couldn't wait to see, he couldn't help showing an imperceptible smile, afraid of thunder?A good reason indeed.

All the delicious food was delivered to him, Qi Lan really couldn't find a reason to refuse.The big bad wolf took the initiative to accept the little lamb that was presented to them, and while he was overjoyed, the previous little awkwardness was also forgotten.

But the innocent little lamb refused to let go, accusing arrogantly: "Why don't you support me?!"

The big bad wolf couldn't even lift his tired eyelids. Hearing this, some words that shouldn't be said slipped out uncontrollably in an instant: "Who said I didn't support you?"

"A certain person flirts with girls every day, how can he still remember me..." The sourness in the words was overflowing, and Han Mu's ears were so sour that he couldn't bear it.

Wait, wait, Han Mu's brain, which had been immobile for a long time, suddenly started to run at super speed. Hearing what Qi Lan said, does he... often go to watch the screen?But the other party doesn't seem to be someone who is used to watching... Han Mu was startled, and a terrifying idea suddenly popped into his head.

"Are you... are you smiling?" That... the enthusiastic girl who has left comments since childhood? !

Hearing a familiar name, Qi Lan groaned, turned over and fell asleep by himself, leaving behind Han Mu who was in a mess in the wind...

Hairy?After a long time, this guy turned out to be jealous...Han Mu couldn't laugh or cry, he lowered his head to look at the sleeping face of the other party, and looked at the other party's sleeping face with evil, he lowered his head and gnawed hard on the other party's nose...

There was a strong wind outside the window, and the branches slapped the glass on the window, making crackling noises. The old people were sleepy at first, and they had something to worry about. When the first thunder struck, they couldn't fall asleep at all.

Staring at the ceiling with her eyes open, for a moment, the old lady suddenly remembered her grandson in the room not far away, fumbled to put on her shoes and got off the bed, opened the door and walked step by step towards Han Mu's room not far away with the lights in the corridor.

The grandson's door was unlocked.

The old lady was stunned for a moment, then slowly moved inward, turned on the light on the wall beside the door, the soft warm light instantly illuminated the bedroom clearly, the old lady looked towards the bed...no one was there.The bathroom... was empty, too.

The quilt on the bed was still neatly folded and put aside, and there were water marks in the bathroom, as if the owner had just used it... The old lady was sitting by the bed in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking, the lightning roared outside the window, and she tore her face ferociously. Open the dark sky and illuminate the rain-wet ground from top to bottom.

The weather like this lasted for about half an hour, maybe an hour... The thunder stopped, the rain stopped, the night was clean like a dark brocade, the stars began to shine, and the disc-like moon appeared again Showed his face.

The bright moonlight came in from the window lattice and fell on the old lady's face.

Grandma Han looked up at the full moon in the sky, exhaled, struggled to stand up, and walked to her room.

With a bang, the old lady's door closed.

Qi Lan who was sleeping soundly opened his eyes suddenly, staring softly at his lover who was sleeping soundly on top of him, closed his eyes and fell into a dark dream again.