My three roommates are not human

The reply of these memories can be said to have completely subverted everything Deng Qi said.He is indeed a great liar—but his lie is not a sharp sword, but soft cotton, which wraps me inside, trying to protect me in such a clumsy way.

But I thought I would suffocate in the cotton.

I recall these memories without discomfort, not even shock.When my own memory came back, I only felt that the parts that had been lacking in my mind were finally filled to the brim.They naturally return to where they belong, and there is nothing better than that feeling.It's a pity that they came back so fast and with such ferocity that I can only sort them out now.

This is indeed my memory.When I close my eyes, they flow out naturally, like pictures, but not all.

In fact, in my memory, Deng Qi and I came to this world together.

It was a clear and sunny day, birds singing on the branches, and Mrs. Sun smiling at people. In short, no matter how you think about it, it was an ordinary day—but that day, I almost had to do something different. Such an ordinary thing.

I almost broke up with Deng Qi.

My relationship with him originally originated from a joke I made at a dormitory party one day.

We have been roommates since freshman year, and we have a normal relationship. We have not become good buddies who can share our hearts and occupy seats with each other until we vomit.We live in a very respectful way, and I know he has a cleanliness freak, so I don’t bother him too much, and I don’t even dare to approach him because of the lessons learned by other roommates (splashing milk tea on his clothes!).

I am a person who is very afraid of trouble, and people with a cleanliness are a big trouble for me. This kind of trouble is in front of me, so I naturally take a detour.

Plus a little dark thought: Deng Qi is so popular, his outstanding background and appearance are enough to make me jealous for a while, coupled with this super popular physique, it is really difficult Don't make me feel jealous.

Things changed at a dorm dinner.

We may be celebrating a festival, or celebrating someone who won a scholarship. In short, we found an opportunity to forcefully take the entire dormitory to a roadside barbecue stand for dinner.

Although it was the whole dormitory, I was only going to bring the big fat and the little skinny together, and I didn’t even plan to call Deng Qi—just kidding, barbecue roadside stalls, can people with a cleanliness go to eat?

But just as we were heading out, we bumped into Dunzie.

He should have just come back from playing basketball. The only thing that can confirm this is the jersey he is wearing - this man doesn't even sweat like other men when he plays basketball. Breathe, nothing more.

Deng Qi's face is gentle, his facial features are not deep, and the corners of his eyes are bent into a soft arc, so it is more in line with the aesthetics of Asians.The pure black hair and pure black eyes are not indifferent, but more like a soft night waiting for everyone to explore.

Of course, an unknown number of people have "died" on this good night.

I smiled at him slightly, and was about to step over him and go out to dinner with the other two roommates.

Unexpectedly, this time, I was stopped by him.

He's tall (yes, so, it's not that I'm short, it's just that he's tall, get it?), so when his arm comes down, it's right in front of my chest, bringing a clean smell that takes over The territory of my senses of sight and smell - this is so offensive.

I subconsciously took a step back to distance myself from him.The hormones of a stronger, handsomer man than me just make me feel bad.

But when I looked up, I felt that the corners of his gentle eyes were slightly different—he looked a little different today.The corners of his mouth were tightly pursed, and his dark eyes were fixed on me, as if I had done something wrong.

I swallowed and was about to say something when I heard Deng Qi walk past me and leave a word.

"I'll go too, change clothes, wait a minute."

Me, big fat, small and thin, all three of them opened their eyes wide in surprise—Deng Qi went to eat barbecue at a roadside stall, what a strange story in the world!

The four of us sat around on a small plastic bench by the side of the road, while flies were buzzing on the trash can nearby.

I took a bite of flesh and blood, and couldn't help but gulp down half a bottle of beer.My wine quality is not good, and I am actually half drunk, but I am just an ordinary person without self-control—not everyone in the world has such a reliable thing as self-control!

Half-drunk, I have completely lost the modesty that I usually don’t have, and started to chat happily with big fat and thin about various things like a middle-aged man, from cats at school to state affairs, and even recently The dog next to my house gave birth to a few pups, and they could all come out and chat.

But Deng Qi kept silent, propped his chin, and looked at me with those dark eyes.

I was stared at a little hairy, so I kept trying to find something to talk about, and when I really had nothing to say in my stomach, I suddenly remembered something that I would never want to tell them at ordinary times—of course, I am drunk now. I can't manage so much.

I blushed my drunken face, smiled cheerfully and smirked, and said to the fat and thin, "Believe it or not, someone confessed to me yesterday?"

As soon as the words fell, I heard a loud noise from Deng Qi on the opposite side, and he dropped his iron pan to the ground.

Fatty: "What the hell, is someone really blind?"

Xiaoshou: "Are there any blind people in our school?"

I rolled my eyes at these two people, ignored their sarcasm, and continued: "It's not a woman, it's a man."

"Kangdang——" The plate that Deng Qi had just picked up fell to the ground again.

Fatty: "Huh? This... good!"

Xiaoshou: "Ahahaha, awesome!"

Obviously, the two of them were already half-drunk, and they only responded to my words instinctively. I was even more presumptuous, and even said my name.

"That's the one, the one on the basketball team with Deng Qi, what's his name?" I rubbed my aching temple, and finally remembered, "It's the one called...Gong Dang."

I then laughed and said, "Do you know how he confessed to me? He leaned against the wall and said to me, 'As long as you follow me, from now on, you can call me old palace in front of everyone'."

I took a sip of beer: "It's greasy!"

I put down the beer, only to find that Big Fatty and Little Thin didn't respond to me at all, they just stared blankly at Deng Qi who suddenly stood up.Deng Qi is tall and straight, standing in this dilapidated barbecue stall, he really stands out from the crowd (I mean, the chicken group).

Of course, it would have been better if he hadn't come towards me.

I turned my frozen mind in a panic, only to realize that I had mentioned bad things about his basketball teammates in front of Deng Qi.But alcohol is strong, I am not afraid of him at all now, I even swallowed a mouthful of chicken, chewed it in my mouth, and vaguely brought up Deng Qi's old affairs.

At this moment, I didn't know how bold I was and said: "Haha! Do you know that Deng Qi's cleanliness is really too much? Last time I took a shower and asked him to help me get a panty, he refused to come in coyly." , I only pinched a corner of my panties!"

Deng Qi's face darkened again, he stood beside my seat, looking down at me.Both big and small were trembling and dared not speak.Only flies hovered and continued to harass everyone with their buzzing sounds.

I continued to chew the chicken in my mouth, and said while chewing very impolitely: "If I didn't know that he has a cleansing habit, I would suspect that he has a crush on me!"

So far, I simply imitated his teammate's greasy appearance, raised my head and smiled at him, and copied the classic line: "Deng Qi, as long as you follow me, from now on, you can properly shout in front of everyone. My husband is gone, okay?"

I swear, I was really just making a joke of this sentence, and even just finished saying it, I was about to start laughing, but I didn't expect Deng Qi's reaction to be that he suddenly leaned down and kissed me .

The kiss was very deep, Deng Qi became an out-and-out tyrant at the moment of kissing.I almost lost consciousness and could only feel his movements, his ups and downs, and the responses he forced on me.Our breaths are intertwined, ambiguously hooked together, and spiral upward.

I always thought that he was gentle, or, facing us, indifferent, but I didn't expect that this person would undergo such a big change when he was emotional.

I heard him say, "Okay."

His eyes were extremely dark, like an endless night.

At that time, there was only one thought in my muddy mind: I was so lucky that my first kiss tasted like chicken and beer.

In this way, we started an inexplicable relationship. At first, I also felt very embarrassed, but then I gradually discovered that this so-called relationship didn’t seem to have changed anything—we still did our own things, except for major festivals. Except for the exaggerated gifts some college students give out, it seems that we have not changed from roommates to lovers at all.

That's good, I feel at ease.Kissing a man is already my limit after being drunk. I am afraid that one day Deng Qi will ask me to go to bed, and I really don't know how to respond.

Things turned around one day when I was in class with him.The teacher seemed to have something to do, so he called Deng Qi out of the classroom.I was really bored waiting, and my broken mobile phone ran out of battery, so I simply flipped through Deng Qi's schoolbag to see if this top student had brought some books, so that I could pass the time.

Flipping through, I couldn’t find it, but I found a password book with a lock—this is really rare in this era, most people use their mobile phones to write diaries directly, and there are really few people who actually use a diary .

Out of curiosity, I tried the password a few times. I knew it was wrong, but I didn't intend to actually open it anyway-I thought, how could I try the real password?There are so many permutations and combinations of these four numbers.

Deng Qi's birthday, 1234, 9999, 8888, are all wrong, I yawned, as expected.

After waiting for a while, Deng Qi still didn't come back. It seemed that the professor was really difficult today, so I simply picked up the password book again and entered my birthday casually.

"Crack——" the lock opened.

I go!I threw the diary on the table in surprise, I really didn't expect him to set my birthday as a password, to be honest, he didn't seem to like me very much, as if the relationship that day was just a drunken brain It's hot, and the holiday gifts after that are nothing more than the achievements of Chong Chong's couple.

The diary was smashed open on the table and just opened.I exclaimed, and hurried forward, ready to close it - I didn't intend to infringe Deng Qi's privacy, but the moment I saw the diary, I froze in place.

On the diary, Gong Dang's name was written all over the place with a red pen, and the red pen was repeatedly stroked out with such force that it almost punctured the paper, and there were several huge "kill" characters written beside it.

I blinked my eyes in a daze, that Deng Qi, that gentle Deng Qi, in private... Wait? !

I suddenly remembered, did Gong Dang encounter a traffic accident on his way to the stadium a few days ago? !

Fortunately, it wasn't serious, just temporarily broke a leg, had to wear bandages for a few days, and missed a few important games.

At that time, I even made fun of this matter with Dafaxiaoshou in the dormitory, and Deng Qi...was even right next to him.

He heard us talking about it, just smiled slightly, and didn't join our conversation.

……No way.

I comforted myself in my heart, how could it be possible, it must be just a coincidence.

But I had to flip through this diary—otherwise, I would have always suspected that Deng Qi was a "murderer" who would attack other students.

The sky is getting darker, autumn is approaching, and the weather is getting cooler after nightfall. Just like me now, every time I turn a page, my heart becomes cooler.

I saw that it was not a coincidence that Deng Qi and I became roommates, but that he bribed the person who was supposed to be my roommate at that time; In the diary, I lamented that "it's good to have a life if you dare to confess to Ozawa"; I saw that that time, he took my underwear and refused to enter the bathroom. My panties jerk off.

……

I stayed where I was, as if I had become a sculpture. I didn't know what to say for a while, pervert?Help?to die?

Deng Qi in this diary has completely overturned my impression of him. I always thought he was a gentle and gentleman, and he was gentle and gentle when he refused other people's confessions. I didn't expect him behind the scenes to be——

The words in my heart stopped at the moment I saw Deng Qi's head at the door.

I looked down and saw his diary was in my hand, it was too late to play dumb now.

I put the diary away, turned around, and ran away.

It's not that I don't face reality, but it's really embarrassing.Under such circumstances, what can I say even if I meet Deng Qi face to face?

hello pervert?let's break up?

I shook my head, to be honest, if he is really so perverted, I suspect that the moment I say goodbye, I will break up with my head.

At this moment, I am staying in the dormitory, and Deng Qi is trying to persuade me at the door—of course, this "good word" has gradually changed.

At first, he just persuaded me gently.

"Ozawa, open the door, did you see the diary? I can explain it."

"Ozawa, open the door, okay?"

"Ozawa, anything can be fake, only the heart that I love you is not fake."

I shivered, and I remembered the last page of his diary, filled with "Really?!"

"Ozawa!!! Ozawa!!!!!!"

Seeing that I ignored him, his voice gradually became agitated. This was the first time I heard his uncontrollable voice, followed by continuous knocking on the door.

I shrugged my shoulders. No matter how awesome Deng Qi was, it was made of human flesh and blood. How could he be able to open a door... What the hell? ! ! !

The door of the dormitory opened suddenly, and I saw Deng Qi standing at the door with pliers in his hand, and gave me a wanton smile—this was the most uncontrollable smile I had ever seen him.

He walked towards me step by step, I was turning my head frantically, thinking of a way, but suddenly felt that my eyes went dark, and when I opened my eyes again, I was already in a strange villa.

Together with Deng Qi.