I heard that all my swords have fallen

①

Regarding titles, swordsmen call Yan Sanleo differently, such as lord, lord hall, and general, and occasionally they will cooperate with Yan Sanleo to call him big brother.

And Yan Sanliao used normal names for swordsmen at the beginning, such as: Changguang, Guangzhong, Hasebe... On a certain day, because of a certain incident, the names gradually became less normal.

That was the first thing that happened to Fujishiro Koshota.

Most of the swordsmen are beautiful and beautiful, such as Mikami Tsukimune, Kokarasuma, Suzumaru Koji, Jiang Xuezuo, Zongyuzuo...

Most of the short knives have cute and delicate appearances.

However, there seems to be only one person who looks most like a girl, or in other words, a big man in women's clothing-Ranto Shiro.

With long orange hair, blue eyes, and an innocent and cute smile, she is the existence of a little daughter.

One day, Yan Sanliao and Da Prajna Chang Guang were sitting in the corridor chatting. Da Prajna Chang Guang had the same elegant taste as his appearance.

It is very interesting to listen to him talk about the works of art in various places.

In the small garden in front, there are joking young ladies, even Xiao Ye Zuowen, who looks cold and unfriendly, is pulled in.

Although Yan Sanle was listening carefully to the story told by Daprajna Changguang, he also paid attention to the little Zhengtais and couldn't help laughing.

Daprajna's long light followed his gaze to see Xiao Ye Zuo's text, a small face was tense, and his eyes were right and wrong looking at the other party.

It's not angry or dissatisfied, the long light of Daprajna is naturally clear, but it's because the child is too serious.

He couldn't help but bend his eyes, and was about to talk to the judge, but the judge had already turned his face away, grinning and complaining: "Look at this kid, he's quite serious."

There are four tones in China, Yinping, Yangping, Shangsheng and Qusheng, but there are also several special types of sound changes, such as Qingsheng, such as Erhua.

Yan San was smiling, and the word "children" naturally melted, and gently rolled out from between his lips and teeth, full of affection and love.

Especially those red phoenix eyes, which are so clear and bright that it is impossible to forget them once you see them.

Da Prajna stared blankly: The eyes of the God Judge are so beautiful...

The judge had turned his head to look at the young ladies again. The judge rested his chin on one hand. His hands were beautiful, and even the nails were well-trimmed.

At this time, the game has been decided, and Ranto Shiro in the winner's side has a bright smile.

The judge suddenly sighed again: "Luanzhen is the only 'daughter' in this pill."

——Because he is the only female clothing boss.

Great Prajna Everlasting Light: ... The side face of the God Judge is also really pretty.

From then on, Sayo Zuomonji will be called a "child" with intimacy, and Ranto Shiro will be called daughter by the judge with a smile.

——Don’t imitate your two brothers, this kid is unhappy every day.

——Why is our daughter so cute.

Over time, more and more swords have been given new names, such as a sword that blurted out of a bathroom play.

②

Guijia Zhenzong - a big dirty turtle.

Yan San was a little melancholy, he felt that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, and the young princes actually showed their dirty parts.

How can a child talk about bondage, sex, etc., he must have learned it from Zhenzong.

So I called Ji Xiansi, and Ji Xiansi sighed empathetically: "I can understand."

Yan Sanlei also sighed: "Then what do you say? I don't want him to change Zhenzong's personality like this, but there are so many children in the family, and it's too restrictive to tie things up. It's best to do it in front of the children." Be more restrained."

He is essentially an ancient Chinese with traditional restraint.

"I have a way."

Yan San was filled with anticipation: "What way?"

Ji Xiansi didn't say the solution immediately, but asked an irrelevant question: "Have you heard of Gilgamesh?"

Although Yan San was a little strange, he still replied: "I have heard, I heard that he was the first king who led the people to rebel against the gods, so he was called the King of Heroes, and he is currently holding the position of God Judge." He couldn't help it. Ask: "What's wrong?"

"This method is not only effective for me but also for Zhenzong in his Honwan."

Yan San's eyes lit up: "What?"

……

It was already night, and the Kikko Sadamune returned to his room full of expectations, because... for the first time he received a gift from the God Judge.

The examiner smiled brightly, and Danfeng's eyes seemed to be full of starlight: "This is a gift I specially gave you."

—What kind of gift will it be?

Some restricted-level things appeared in Kikko Sadamune's mind: leather whips, candles, nylon ropes...

When he opened it, the tortoise shell Zhenzong froze, because there was a thick stack of five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulations in the box.

There is also a note from the examiner, in elegant and free handwriting: I heard from Lao Ji that this is helpful for young people to be positive, remember to read it, I will ask questions.

Tortoiseshell Zhenzong: ...

③

On this day, the swords and swords went out to battle, went on expeditions, and the swords and swords left in the pill also had their own affairs, such as planting flowers and plants, tidying up the house, painting and calligraphy...

After Yan San finished the daily tasks of the game, he just had nothing to do. He was bored for a while, and decided to see how the swordsmen practiced.

Yan San touched his chin: Speaking of which, I haven't seen Japanese kendo yet.

When Yan Sanliao arrived at the training ground, the training was probably just over. Minghu and Daguli Jialuo in the training center were wiping the sweat from their foreheads. Added up, I don’t have as many words as that fox:

"Hey? Why did your lord suddenly come to the training ground? Do you want to see our results?"

Yan San smiled and nodded: "Well, yes, because I haven't seen Japanese swordsmanship yet."

It was still the fox's voice: "In that case... my lord wants to see Japanese kendo, do you need Minghu and Jialuo to demonstrate it to you?"

"No, no, no." In order to prevent misunderstanding, Yan San immediately explained: "Let's rest first after training."

He smiled and looked at Dajuli Jialuo and Minghu, with nostalgic seriousness in his eyes: "Seeing you suddenly think of me when I was a child."

"It's been a long time since I thought about it."

They all remembered the words of the god judge. The god judge had practiced swords since childhood.

"Then...would you like to practice once?" It was rare that the little fox spoke this time, and Okurigara hesitated. Of course, he still looked cold from the outside: "Chinese swordsmanship is very powerful."

Yan San didn't speak, but Danfeng's eyes were bright and touching, and that smile could dazzle people's eyes.

Of course, we are a country with thousands of years of sword culture.

Yan San's voice was hearty: "Okay, but don't forget to give me the appearance fee."

Minghu, Daikurigara: ...Again, I was joking again.

The sleeves were raised lightly, but there was an extra blue sword in his hand that was transformed with spiritual power.

Yan Sanliao is tall and slender, and his appearance is even more extraordinary, which is the complete opposite of Ji Xiansi's temperament and appearance.Ji Xiansi needs to be more elegant and beautiful, if she wears women's clothing, she will definitely captivate all living beings.

And Yan San... If it is changed into women's clothing, it will probably be heroic and heroic, which can make people think of the picture of a heroine wielding a sword.

At this time, his long hair was not tied up, and he wore a green robe with wide sleeves.

……

That night, all the swords in the mouth of the little fox knew about the magnificent sword dance. California's clear light and phoenix eyes were bright, and he was looking forward to it: "When will the master dance the sword again?"

Yan San was originally drinking like a boss, but when he heard this, he laughed evilly and charmingly: "We'll talk about it after you make me comfortable with serving me."

California Qingguang was taken aback for a moment, his ears in the black hair suddenly turned red, but Yan San didn't notice.

Then I heard the tortoise shell Zhenzong suddenly say: "Is it sleeping? I'm already getting excited."

Yan Sanlao: ... You are hopeless, Guijia Zhenzong.

The heartbroken examiner didn't notice the gazes of the other swordsmen.

Well, the future is promising.

③

Yan Sanliao has many things that he is not good at, such as tidying up the house, washing and cooking, ahem, Yan Sanliao said that he is a widow and has no fixed place to do what he does. He is not just looking for trouble.

As long as you have money, you can't eat anything.

However, after being in Honmaru for a long time, Yan Sanliu unconsciously experienced a change in mentality, because the cooking skills of Daojian are really... amazing!

Pressing Hasebe, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, Utasen Kanesada, Yiqi Yishin, and even Mikka Tsukumune will cook some delicacies.

Yansan loves to eat, so they cook delicacies from all over the world. Yansan comes from China and they often study Chinese cuisines, but they hope to better suit his taste.

After a long time, Yan San began to think: Should I cook some dishes as a thank you?

He is not a very entangled character, so he thinks it's okay, anyway, he has a recipe without fear!

Yan San turned his head and went to the big study, because there were no such books in his own room.

After watching for two hours, Yan San finally decided what to do, and he went to the kitchen with confidence.

Because it was almost lunch time, the kitchen was full of chefs at this time—Nakukiri Hasebe, Utasen Kansada, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, Daihanna Nagamitsu, and Yamabaki Kunihiro, Okurigara and others who helped out.

As soon as he saw the candlestick, Qie Guangzhong was taken aback for a moment and then said softly: "It will be ready soon, my lord, please wait a moment."

Yan San raised his hand: "Report to the boss, I'm not asking for dinner."

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong couldn't see him like this, he just wished he could give everything to him: "Do you want to eat snacks?"

Yan San was silent for a long time, maddened: "No, is this the image of me in your hearts?"

Under the sheet, Kunihiro Yamabashi pursed his lips and snickered.

Other people's eyes more or less reveal: Yes, that's what it means.

In order to prevent himself from getting more crazy, Yan San decided not to hold back: "I'll cook."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked:

"why?"

——Could it be that he is so tired of their cooking skills that the God Judge is so reluctant to embarrass himself?

—— Or is it that their cooking skills have regressed?

……

Although the current swords don't care much about the dark fall, but because of that kind of experience, they are more quiet and introverted than other Honmaru swords, even fearful.

Fear of being abandoned, fear of being disliked, fear of being bored...

But this is probably a common problem with other Honmaru swords.

Now Yan San can understand their thinking: "Don't think too much, I just suddenly remembered a special delicacy."

The swordsmen breathed a sigh of relief, and Hasebe couldn't help worrying: "However, it's the first time for you to cook in the main hall, or leave it to us."

How can the Lord God Judge be placed in a place surrounded by fireworks.

Yan San was full of confidence, and he let out an oops and began to persuade the swordsmen to go out: "Don't worry, brothers, I'm a genius, how can such a small matter as cooking be difficult for me, I'm sure I can cook delicious food with delicious taste , you just sit and wait."

The Swordsmen have always had a helpless conniving mentality towards the God Judge, even though they were worried in their hearts, they still cooperated and left the kitchen.

Honmaru suddenly became lively after knowing that the judge who had never cooked before was in the kitchen.

Next, listen to the muttering of the god judge himself:

"The right amount of oil... how much is the right amount?"

"The amount of salt is still right... I'll go, how much is the right amount... Forget it, I'll see for myself..."

……

Outside the kitchen, Jiro Tachi was so worried that he finally couldn't help asking: "Master..." Is he really okay?

Before he could say a word, there was a loud "bang", and the fusangshen who couldn't hold back for a long time rushed in immediately.

The source of the loud noise was that the pan exploded. Fortunately, the judge stood far away because he was afraid of the oil splashing on his body.

Holding the spatula, the judge was half terrified and half stupefied, seeing them stuttering: "This, this pot is not of good quality."

Swordsmen: ...

Since then, Yan San never thought about cooking again.

The author has something to say: 2333 I hate doing housework very much, but if I really want to do it, I can do it, but I only have 1 rejections for cooking, I am also very strange, I always follow the recipes, he If he said he wanted light soy sauce, I would buy light soy sauce. If he said he wanted soy sauce, he would buy soy sauce. If he said he wanted dark soy sauce, I would buy dark soy sauce. If he asked for that brand, I would buy that brand, and it turned out...

I still can’t forget the expression on my brother’s face when he took a bite of steamed noodles... hhh but under my coercion, my brother still finished eating.

Then it will be over, I will hurry up, because the three-dimensional is too busy, now I think it is the most comfortable to go to school, there is no need to think or do anything.But this article will be updated if I have the love for swords again