Jellyfish

The Chinese test in the morning and the math test in the afternoon, Jellyfish worked hard on the questions and finished it soon.

After the exam, Hua Ji was still waiting beside She She's car, and when he saw the jellyfish come out, he immediately waved his hand.

"Math is not difficult this year."

Jellyfish wants to apply for computer applications, so the test is science mathematics. The test questions are not so much calculation questions as reading questions. Jellyfish thinks that the test paper is not difficult.

Hua Ji was relieved when he heard that the jellyfish was so confident. She She drove them back to the hotel. Originally, he planned to take Brother Fox and the jellyfish to have fun together, but considering that the jellyfish hadn't finished the exam, It will be postponed for the time being.

Sitting next to She She in the front row, Hua Ji swiped his phone, and suddenly laughed.

"The jellyfish is big, the math in city B is not difficult this year, but it seems that it is not the case in other provinces!"

He handed his Yali Plus from the front row to Jellyfish, who took it over and saw that it was Huaji little fox's Weibo. The little fox was searching for the college entrance examination, and instantly posted countless Weibo with the topic of college entrance examination.

Among them, the candidates in Hubei cried the worst.

Turtle?Yangma?

What the hell is this?Why does this kind of thing appear in math test questions?What if they cannot read?

The jellyfish raised its eyebrows: "Isn't this a word in Chapter Nine Arithmetic? Don't they know it?"

Hua Ji was silent for a while, and said speechlessly: "Even goblins are not many who study nine chapters of arithmetic, let alone these candidates."

The jellyfish shook her head greatly, and wanted to say something, but in the end she just said lightly: "There is still tomorrow, and you will be fine after the comprehensive exam."

Hua Ji was taken aback: "The jellyfish still has English in the afternoon."

Jellyfish Avenue: "English is no problem."

She She said: "Wow, senior, you are really good. Many monsters on the mountain have a headache when they come out of English!"

The jellyfish was silent for a long time before saying: "...I have traveled all over the planet and watched the world change from barbarism to civilization. I know many languages. From the birth of the first language to the later evolution, I know it."

He looked at the rapidly reversing scene outside the car window. The bizarre scene was like the waves constantly rising in the long river of history, like foam that would shatter at the touch of a touch. His tone was very flat, as if I drank a bowl of porridge tonight.

"I'm only worried about accidentally writing it in Old English."

Hua Ji & She She: "..."

The jellyfish made a big promise.

His comprehensive science exam is a mess ==

Hua Ji actually understands it very well. After all, the jellyfish has only reviewed it for a month. At least there are formulas to follow for the math surprise. For Chinese... the jellyfish lived in the flower country for a long time in the past, so you can pick it up, even English can all evolve from Old English, except Li Zong.

No, physics, chemistry and biology.

The combination of these three subjects is really difficult for jellyfish.

Hua Ji couldn't help but said: "Actually, Jellyfish, you can take the liberal arts exam, and the comprehensive literature is easier for you."

The comprehensive examination of liberal arts and science is history, politics, and geography. Leaving aside politics, history and geography are too easy for Jellyfish University. Jellyfish University itself is a history textbook, let alone Jellyfish University grows with the entire planet. Geography The climate has long been known by heart. If you choose Wenzong, the jellyfish only needs to memorize politics.

The jellyfish stared blankly at the pear notebook in front of it. The answers to this year's college entrance examination in city B had already been announced on it. Her silver-white hair instantly dimmed, and her smoke-gray eyes seemed to turn into fragile glass. It's like crying when you touch it, it looks very pitiful.

He said dryly: "My theory..."

Except that the basic formulas are correct, the basic biological principles are correct, and the laws of physics are correct, all other mixed questions are... zero eggs.

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the jellyfish about to melt into water in a second, Hua Ji felt very distressed.

The jellyfish, who has always been domineering and cool, is about to turn into water. It can be seen how sad the jellyfish is?

Hua Ji hurriedly said: "The jellyfish is fine, we monsters have extra points."

The jellyfish still looked like she was about to cry but had no tears: "But I'm afraid my score is not enough..."

The jellyfish's Chinese...the composition is off topic; the math is great, but this year's math problems in City B are simple, so it's not easy to make a difference; the science and technology...don't worry about it; English is not a big problem, but the jellyfish is big It is estimated that it should be able to get a good score.

But only English can be used for farts! !

Hua Ji asked cautiously: "How much do you think you can take the exam?"

There are 110 points for Chinese and essays, even if the teacher who corrects the paper is merciful, [-] points will be deducted for serious problems such as writing off-topic, right?In addition, there has never been a so-called correct answer for reading comprehension in the Chinese test. The jellyfish is very different from ordinary people, and the answers written are not very good. In addition to the solid foundation in ancient Chinese reading, there is no problem. It is estimated that the addition, subtraction and subtraction can score [-] points. about.

There is no problem in mathematics, I guess I can get about 140 points, and English is about the same.

110＋140＋140＋100=490

In other words, the jellyfish is estimated to be only five hundred.

but! !He is a monster!According to the policies of the Jinbo Club, the jellyfish can still add [-] points!

That's six hundred points!

In a place like City B, the test score is [-], which is a good first line~

Hua Ji breathed a sigh of relief after finishing the calculations, and said solemnly: "Jellyfish, don't worry, even if you apply for Tsinghua University and Peking University, you will definitely be fine."

The jellyfish is still not happy, he needs extra points to be admitted to the university?How embarrassing!It's as embarrassing as cheating on a test.

Hua Ji was very happy. He actively made arrangements and prepared to call the Shenbao Club.

"I remember that when you declared at the Jinbao Club, the age registration was 2000? 2000 is enough to add [-] points."

The jellyfish said gloomily, "Why do monsters need extra points?"

"Because in the eyes of people nowadays, monsters are ignorant and backward existences." Hua Ji shrugged: "Actually, this kind of concept is also correct. After all, ghosts and monks retreat for hundreds of thousands of years at a time, and it is very out of touch with society. Normally, for the government of the flower-growing country, if a big monster in 2000 can understand the rules of the world, abide by the law, and be a good citizen, it will be a very joyful and exciting thing."

The jellyfish frowned greatly: "I don't understand."

"It's very simple, not to mention the jellyfish that you have lived for so long, but a little fox like me that is only more than 200 years old is of great value. At least in my eyes, the entire modern history is transparent." Hua Ji had a deep meaning Said: "What's more, I have personally experienced all foreign wars after the Opium War. If I tell everything I know, it will have a huge impact and change on the entire country."

"Just saying that countless folk arts that are gradually disappearing can be revived now, which can represent the cultural heritage and soft power of a country."

"And every monster is the recorder of the entire civilization. The longer the monster lives, the more it understands, and it can play a greater role when it enters the system. It's too late for the country to be happy, let alone the extra points?"

"It's like you said that you have met Tang Minghuang. You only need to annotate some of the history recorded in the current Tang book, and you will become the leading professor of Tang history in China in minutes. Countless precious cultural relics and historical materials of the Tang Dynasty will be sent to you. Appraisal and repair on hand is something that humans cannot do, but we monsters can do."

The jellyfish was stunned, and after a while he said: "But there are still many human beings who can live for a long time..."

"But they will still die. Even if the sect inherits it, it will be a lost day, and our monster race's inheritance comes from blood. As long as we live, everything can be reproduced."

Hua Ji smiled.

"Even if the world is doomed, even if the world is overthrown, as long as the blood of the monster clan lasts forever, the inheritance will not be cut off."

"And compared to humans, monsters have simpler desires, and they are easier to control than humans."

Huaji Yuanmu.

"Of course, monsters are too lazy, not to mention their uncontrollable natures. Very few monsters can adapt to the current society. That's why the higher-ups are trying to attract monsters to experience human life with extra points in the college entrance examination, but..."

"Ahem, basically everyone is used to false certificates, and impatient to learn those things, so..."

The jellyfish was very upset: "I am the first?"

"No, you are the first senior candidate, and the oldest ghost candidate before was only 72 years old."

Big jellyfish: "..."