Jellyfish

The so-called water skin, like the painted skin, is to use water with demonic or spiritual power on the human body, and spread a fine net on the body, which can be used as protection, preaching, and even monitoring and control.

No matter how stupid Hua Ji is in the eyes of the jellyfish, he is still a vixen who has lived for 200 years. bad place.

Jellyfish big what does this mean?

But then Hua Ji put down his guard slowly, the jellyfish is so big and strong, if he really wants to plot something with him, he can't refuse at all, and... I haven't heard that jellyfish eat foxes, right?

Even if the jellyfish likes his blood with aura, isn't Feika beside him also a monster?Li Shunhua and He Baijin in the same crew are all monks, and the taste of blood must be great. Is it possible that the jellyfish only likes to drink the blood of foxes?

Who believes.

"...Why did the jellyfish think of painting water skin?"

Hua Ji looked at the jellyfish with a smile: "Although the water skin is good, I feel more at ease without the jellyfish by my side!"

The sweet talk of the little fox instantly put Jellyfish in a good mood. He said: "I will go to City B to get my report card in a few days, and I will go to fill in the volunteer application. I guess I will be away for two or three days. Aren't you in a period of weakness? What kind of guy, isn't it your enemy?"

Hua Ji was stunned for a moment, his heart warmed slightly, as expected the jellyfish was there for his safety.

He said: "Don't worry about the jellyfish, he won't do anything to me."

At least he signed a show contract with Chuangxia Media. The monster contract is different from other actors. There is a clause in the contract they sign, which prohibits maliciously harming all spirit monks in the crew, unless the other party does evil and ordinary people can act.

If this rule is violated, demons will grow in abundance during the catastrophe, and the catastrophe will be liquidated together, then it will be death.

Otherwise, Hua Jiming knew that Li Shunhua would make trouble for him, so why would he run into the crew?

The only thing Li Shunhua can do is to arrange his roles very tightly, relying on the hands of ordinary people, such as real big shots in the circle to embarrass him, or take advantage of the martial arts to avenge his personal revenge and stab him twice.

Of course, Hua Ji can also fight back in martial arts scenes, as long as the shemale doesn't die, then it doesn't matter.

This behavior of pulling each other's hind legs and cheating each other within a reasonable range is acquiesced by the non-human circle of Huahua Country. Without fighting, there will be no progress. These days are different from before. The Siberian tiger has become a national first-class protected animal. , how about that tiger Meng in Macau is so happy playing in the casino, but still no one bothers him?

Because he is a Siberian tiger!There are only a few hundred Siberian tigers in existence, and those hundreds are almost all his disciples and grandchildren. If anyone troubles him, he will be transformed into a prototype and run to the zoo as a rare animal. Tiaozi, please come to the bureau to drink tea ~ After Hua Ji and jellyfish explained, jellyfish can't see anything unusual, or you can't see the expression on the big milky white umbrella cover, but Hua Ji still found jellyfish almost intuitively unhappy.

Jellyfish Avenue: "Then you go and peel off the painted skin on that human, and I'll paint him a water skin."

Hua Ji was puzzled, and he said cautiously: "That painted skin can only last for a month, and it will dissipate automatically as soon as the TV series is finished, and the Taoist sect will definitely blur Yunbieshen's memory by then, he doesn't remember the painted skin at all. "

The jellyfish was big and silent for a long time before saying: "... After talking for a long time, do you dislike my water skin?"

"..." Even if Hua Ji had a clever heart, nine tunes and eighteen words, he was stuck at the moment, and he said dryly: "No, I don't dislike you at all."

The jellyfish slowly came down from Hua Ji's head, supported by four long tentacles. The moment he stood up straight, it turned into a puddle of water and flowed down the floor into the toilet ==

Hua Ji hurriedly followed up and opened the door, only to see a puddle of water piled up in the corner of the toilet, with circles of water ripples on it.

"..." The corner of Hua Ji's mouth twitched slightly: "The jellyfish is big?"

The jellyfish said with a loud voice, "Don't talk to me."

Hua Ji almost laughed out loud, he didn't even realize that the corners of his lips were rising, he asked, "What are you doing?"

"Draw circles."

The smile on Hua Ji's face was even wider: "...Why are you drawing circles?"

"...I saw on the Internet that the expression of human being unhappy is squatting in the corner and drawing circles."

"But we're not human."

Hua Ji went to the corner and squatted down. He even reached out his hand to poke the puddle of water curiously. It felt soft, warm and slippery, as if it was wrapped by something. The soft feathers brushed over my heart, itching and trembling.

The jellyfish seems to be stuck for a moment: "Then I will get angry in my own way."

Hua Ji showed a big smile: "Okay."

After the words fell, the toilet beside Hua Ji burst suddenly, and the yellow water flowed back, spraying Hua Ji's face.

That night, the sewer pipes of the hotel where the film crew stayed were completely scrapped, and the yellow water in the toilets counterattacked. The whole hotel exuded a strong and indescribable smell. The stink was so bad that Director Yu couldn't take it anymore, so he had to take a day off and asked Li Shunhua to send someone to clean up the crew.

The jellyfish took the opportunity to go north to get the test results.

The results of all non-human beings who took the test will be drawn from each region and aggregated to the Jinbao Club, and the Jinbao Club will uniformly revise the papers and set the score and score line.

Even for those provinces whose independent proposition score is not 750, the final test score will be converted to 750, and the unified ranking will be admitted.

A total of eleven monsters participated in the college entrance examination this year, and the highest score was of course Jellyfish, with 513 points.

——If the monster test scores are ranked separately, it is naturally not a bonus item.

The lowest test score was a guinea pig, with a total of 98 points in the four subjects.

The jellyfish met Ji Hong, the essence of chicken with reed flowers, by accident at the Jinbao Club.

Ji Hong was also very excited when he saw the jellyfish, and he asked cautiously, "Which school do you plan to apply for?"

"Zhejiang University, I want to study computer applications."

Ji Hong was taken aback: "Then why didn't you take the Tsinghua University exam? That's the best school for science in China, right?"

Jellyfish Avenue: "The campus is not in City S."

"But Zhejiang University is not in City S." Ji Hong was still puzzled: "There are many good schools in City S, Fudan, East China, and so on are all good schools."

"But the best computer school I checked online is Zhejiang University besides Tsinghua University..."

Ji Hong smirked: "Don't think so, Mr. Jellyfish. It is not certain whether the Internet is reliable, and the master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual. The teaching staff of the top schools in China are actually similar, and every college and university is also similar Well-known foreign schools have cooperative projects, even if you want to study abroad, you have to rely on connections, and if you really want to learn something, you have to rely on yourself.”

The jellyfish was stunned for a moment, he thought about it carefully, then nodded slowly, because he thought about it before.

Yes, even in the past, if you want to get the teacher's approval, you need to hang your head and stick your ass. Now the government has lowered the learning threshold, but if you really want to succeed, you need to study hard. You only need to work hard and keep looking for various resources. Studying will always meet a good teacher.

He solemnly said: "You are right."

Ji Hong said again: "And I heard that the real important place of a university is the library, where there is a campus internal network. With the help of the school network ID, you can freely browse papers and research materials of educational institutions all over the world. This is the most precious thing in the school. If you want to continue to use these resources after they come out, you need to pay a fee.”

After hearing this, the jellyfish kept it in mind: "Thank you."

Ji Hong scratched his head in embarrassment: "Actually, after I have said so much, I still hope to be in the same school as Jellyfish."

He sneered and said, "The household registration given to me by Jinbao Club is in City S, and I will be neighbors with Da Da from now on."

The jellyfish doesn't mind at all, and it would be nice to know a few more spirits.

"What school did you apply for?"

"It's an art school. After all, the score line is very low, and we have lived for a long time, and we have been absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon all the year round, comprehending the way of heaven and earth, so it is easy to improve our artistic and aesthetic attainments." Ji Hong shrugged: "I took the exam. Tongji, but I don’t think the score is enough, or it’s okay to be in a play, and Donghua is also fine.”

The jellyfish thought about it for a while: "Then I will listen to you and take revenge."

So Jellyfish chose Fudan when applying for volunteers. As the No. A percentage is not enough for QAQ1 points...

Shenbao Club solemnly recommends: "Your score is enough to be admitted to East China Normal University..."

Big jellyfish: "..." I suddenly felt weak.