Jellyfish

Hua Ji slowly returned to the hotel.

Although Huaji is only a third-tier star in China, and his popularity is like a foam in the waves, but as a little fox who has lived for 200 years, he is worth a lot of money, so he chose a pretty good one when he came out for vacation. Hilton Hotel, as soon as I entered the hotel area, I saw girls and handsome guys who came out to party everywhere.

Hua Ji was in a mess, quite different from these people, but he was handsome, coupled with his calm expression, he could not see the embarrassment of being disheveled at all, so even if he walked into the hotel lobby wet, the waiter next to him hesitated After a while, he still didn't come forward... to drive away?No, no, they will provide a bathrobe thoughtfully.

Hua Ji was exhausted all over, and he collapsed on the sofa when he arrived at the apartment, he said helplessly, "Can you come down?"

He wears a transparent limp on his head the whole time and claims to be a conscious Earth-formed creature that lived for countless years and was recently awakened by the slow-changing ocean... jellyfish.

Yes, jellyfish are very accustomed to the body, not used to walk around in human form.

The jellyfish didn't move, it was still covering Hua Ji's head, with bright light spots shining on the transparent umbrella membrane, and its countless eyes looked around: "The houses that humans live in are becoming more and more strange."

Hua Ji said lazily: "Oh? I don't know when was the last time a jellyfish saw a human residence?"

The jellyfish hesitated for a moment: "... more than 600 full moon days?"

"Oh, then you are out of the era." Hua Ji sneered: "More than 600 full moon days? That's more than 300 years? Time flies, how many years have passed!"

He also used Chinese when he said this sentence, and the last word "chunqiu" elongated his tone, with a strong theatrical tone.

The jellyfish said: "I participated in Kangxi's [-]th birthday, and I also collected a Kangxi Tongbao issued that year!"

The jellyfish's Beijing accent was round and round, and Hua Ji suddenly got stuck.

He calculated it with his fingers, and he got it, 300 years ago, it happened to be the Kangxi era.

Hua Ji sighed, and corrected his attitude: "Thank you for your help today, senior, what orders do you have?"

The jellyfish didn't explain, it asked: "That little bat said Mercenary Alliance, what is that?"

"A place where any dispute can be resolved is also a place where a new round of disputes can be triggered." Hua Ji shrugged: "The little bat just accepted the task, and I have no enmity with him."

The jellyfish said: "Oh, I didn't kill him with one bite, it's a pity, I should be able to bite him again with you."

Hua Ji silently put wax on the little bat.

He smiled happily: "So you plan to follow me temporarily?" Anyway, this big jellyfish is very strong!

The jellyfish is not stupid: "Yes, but I didn't ask you for a toll."

"...What is the toll?"

The jellyfish twisted its tentacles: "I used to charge tolls when there were ships passing by at sea."

Hua Ji blurted out: "Isn't it the protection fee!"

The jellyfish learned quickly: "Yes, I am your protector. You don't pay the protection fee, but you have to be responsible for all my actions. Yes, that's it!"

"..." Hua Ji sighed deeply, he suddenly felt that this jellyfish... is really smart, even smarter than this fox!

He couldn't help asking: "Are all the monsters in the ocean like you?"

The jellyfish spoke with a flat voice, but Hua Ji felt strangely despised: "Every four eyes of mine are handled by one brain. How many brains do you think I have?"

Its umbrella membrane turned back to milky white, Hua Ji raised his head subconsciously, and was immediately blinded by countless white lights.

Hua Ji...well, he doesn't want to say anything anymore.

After resting for a while, Hua Ji got up and went to the bathroom to take a bath: "I'm going to take a bath, you see..."

The jellyfish finally moved its body and got off Hua Ji's head. Its numerous tentacles became eight, long, standing up straight and as tall as a person. The two bottom tentacles walked like a person, and the tentacles next to it touched from time to time. Looking at the surrounding walls and objects, it seems very curious.

Hua Ji saw that the jellyfish was observing the surrounding environment, so he took off his clothes and got into the bathtub. Feeling the comfort of the warm water, Hua Ji moaned comfortably, and the exhaustion of running away disappeared instantly.

The jellyfish looked at the brand-new bathing equipment curiously. After looking at it for a while, it tentatively put its tentacles into the bathtub. When it found that the water temperature was slightly higher, it retracted again. There was a shelf next to it, and there was a stack of Bath towels and three bathrobes are provided.

The jellyfish tilted its head. It felt the fluffy texture on it. After thinking about it, it would not work to always lie on the fox's head. It would be safer to wear it in clothes.

Thinking of this, the body of the jellyfish began to change, the milky white body turned beige, and the radiant and delicate outer membrane gradually wrinkled, and it turned into a robe exactly like a bathrobe.

While remembering its body shape when it turned into a robe, it thought about going to see the little fox's other clothes.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside.

Hua Ji was taken aback, and in a hurry, he got up and picked up a bathrobe and put it on.

When he opened the door, he saw his manager leading a beautiful woman in a red evening dress.

The beauty stared blankly at Hua Ji, and for a while she smiled and said to the manager next to her: "This invitation is too hot, I thought you are always reserved."

Then the beauty turned and left.

The manager hurriedly rushed up to try to apologize to the woman, Hua Ji was bewildered, and when he lowered his head, his face turned pale.

I don't know when the robe on his body turned transparent! ! ! !

His white and tender skin that was almost pinched out of water was exposed, and the two spots on his chest were pink and tender, and even his little brother was drooping wetly, with smooth little red hair on it...

Yes, Hua Ji is a red fox!

"Do not--!!!"

"I can't believe you screwed up!!!"

The manager's surname is Yan, a butterfly spirit.

"Do you know who that is? The heroine of Paramount's next upcoming film!! Have a good chat with her, have a sweet night, and she can recommend you to the director! Even if you only Appear on the screen for 5 minutes, and you have Hollywood qualifications, understand?!"

"With this qualification, you can compete for major domestic productions, but you screwed up! Everything is screwed up! I tried my best to get her here but you screwed up!!"

Yan Die roared at Hua Ji for two full hours.

Hua Ji sat limply on the sofa, without saying a word.

It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that Yan Die finally lost his temper.

Hua Ji silently glanced at Yan Die, and suddenly took out a robe from the closet next to him.

"In order to express my apologies, I will give you the custom-made brocade robe from Congjiapu, a thousand-year-old brand that I just got from China." He turned his face away: "I remember we are about the same size?"

Yan Die Die's anger had already vented partly, but now seeing Hua Ji admitting his mistake with a good attitude, he snorted coldly and took it carefully.

The owner of Cong’s Shop is an old bee who has practiced for thousands of years. This senior’s craftsmanship is absolutely nothing to say, and you can’t buy it with money. Every year, even the monks will come to him to order clothes. It's already next year.

Yan Die looked at the blue and green brocade robe in front of him, and couldn't help but smile.

Hua Ji's expression was also very subtle: "Try it?" After a pause, he added: "You can wear it next to your body, the robe is engraved with a formation to absorb spiritual power!"

Without further ado, Yan Die took off all his clothes and changed into a brocade robe.

Just when he looks in the mirror...

"Ahhhh-!!!"

WTF?

what did he seeWhy did I become naked?

Yan Die in the mirror was naked, revealing the same fair and tender skin.

Hua Ji sneered, and he pointedly said: "Cut, it's not as big as mine." After a pause, he said: "Oh, you have colorful hair, which I can't compare to."

Yan Die: "..."

The author has something to say: One of the magical uses of jellyfish is that you can change the color and style of clothes at any time!