Jellyfish

Hua Ji became popular, and he himself didn't know why he became popular.

He didn't understand, so he went to see Boss Wu.

Boss Wu looked at Hua Ji with a smile, like a hen laying golden eggs. He coughed, exited the arena, took out the remote control, and clicked on the wall behind Hua Ji.

In the next second, that wall turned into a huge screen. The screen flickered, and the screen was filled with rainwater. It was the day when he crossed the catastrophe more than a month ago.

"You crossed the catastrophe that day, do you still remember what the senior beside you did?"

Hua Ji immediately laughed when he heard that.

In ancient times, there was Bai Suzhen flooding Jinshan in order to seek Xu Xian's thousand-year marriage, and now there is Shui Mu rolling down the Huangpu River in order to wish Huaji's safety in this world. This story has been uploaded on the Huafei · Kyushu forum, and he naturally knows it.

At first it was really embarrassing, but soon Hua Ji felt happy again. With such a caring person, why couldn't he be proud and complacent?

He said, "And then?"

Boss Wu said: "The Huangpu River is flooded, do you know that City S is flooded?"

Hua Ji shook his head sincerely, he really didn't know this, he was still worried about the dilapidated Shui Mu in Chongming Island.

Boss Wu said in a loud voice: "Now you know that many places are flooded, the water depth is even more than one meter, and you have to use a small boat to deliver express delivery. It was washed into the city by the river."

Hua Ji opened his mouth wide. He remembered that when he was filming that commercial, the cheating director wanted to use crabs instead of jellyfish.

Boss Wu smiled: "Yes, as you can imagine, some people have some unspeakable problems, and the underwear you endorsed... oh, well, those swimming trunks perfectly solve this problem, You look at this."

The TV on the wall behind flashed and an interview appeared.

It was a school student. The student was naked from the upper body, covered his head with a textbook, and said dryly: "The school was suddenly flooded, and even the koi and small crabs in the school pond rushed out. This is really too bad." .”

Reporter: "Then what do you do with the creatures that come out of the pond? Are they released?"

"In the beginning, the animals were indeed released." The student's voice was muffled: "But later I found out that we shouldn't release animals, such as crabs. Even if we release animals, they will still trap other students. In S City, there will always be some people raising them." Strange things, several tropical fish even appeared in our school, and some students even encountered a piranha."

Speaking of this, the student's voice became angry: "This is very dangerous, okay? The fish directly bit off my classmate's waistband, and even bit his thigh. Fortunately, there is a flower bed next to him, and the classmate jumped onto the flower bed Stepping on the anti-theft website on the air-conditioning table outside the teaching building, otherwise he will really die!"

The reporter took a deep breath: "How is that classmate doing now?"

"Ah, it's just that a piece of flesh was torn off from his thigh. In fact, he is quite lucky." At this point, the student's voice suddenly jumped up: "He said that he just finished his swimming class and was wearing the newly bought xx swimming trunks. To be honest, he said that he felt it at the time, and the fish directly bit his dick, but when he desperately climbed onto the air conditioner, he took off his pants and saw that there was nothing wrong inside!"

The reporter also seemed dumbfounded.

The student said: "The swimming trunks are very strong. The next day, my other classmates and I placed an order directly on the mobile phone, and each of us bought a pair. No, it's the one I'm wearing now."

At this moment, the camera moved down and was facing the student's underwear. The crimson underwear was printed with auspicious clouds, with the xx brand logo on it, and a silhouette of a human face.

Hua Ji slapped the sandalwood table in front of Boss Wu angrily!

"That's my face!!!!!!"

Boss Wu coughed: "The manufacturer is very satisfied with your silhouette. Didn't you go to city b to take a few hard photos? They finally took one of the profile silhouettes and made a graphic as a material, which became The pattern of swimming trunks."

Hua Ji stared at Boss Wu gloomyly: "Remove."

Boss Wu shrugged: "No, the photo you took was bought out for a fee, and no one can see it except yourself."

Hua Ji stared at the screen gloomyly, and said again after a while: "...So it's because of the printing on my underwear?"

Boss Wu smiled and said: "How is it possible? Because of this interview, the advertisement for this swimming trunks was found out. Hua Ji, we are goblins. Goblins have always had great figures, so..."

He said: "Your next job is to take a set of photos, swimming trunks photos, the price is very good, do you want to go?"

Hua Ji was furious, and just about to refuse, he heard Boss Wu say: "There is one thing you don't know, when the Daoist sect went to the mountain to find trouble, the guys on the mountain showed the documentary you made to the Daoist sect, those old immortals in the Daoist sect The strength of them is super strong, and after watching it, a lot of epiphanies were realized, and a small part of them directly started to cross the tribulation."

Hua Ji managed to calm down, but he knew about it, and it was also the cause of a magnitude 10 earthquake in a certain area.

"Hua Ji, you also know that crossing the catastrophe... may not necessarily succeed."

Boss Wu looked deeply at Hua Ji: "Three, three died."

Hua Ji's whole body was cold, as if being poured by a basin of water, he stared blankly at Boss Wu, and said dryly for a while: "And then?"

Boss Wu shrugged: "The mountain has brought this matter down. After all, some of the enlightened people have overcome the catastrophe, and some have not. The Daomen are indeed powerful. They have merits and virtues, and they directly postponed the catastrophe. This is also a talent." The reason for the three deaths, if not, our Monster Mountain will be dragged down to the ground by these old bastards who have survived the catastrophe."

Hua Ji was silent for a long time before saying: "Okay, I agree."

The old tortoise helped him to get rid of this matter, and he, Hua Ji, owed the old tortoise a favor.

only……

"Just a photo of swimming trunks?"

With such a great favor, the old turtle only asked him to take a photo in swimming trunks?

The old tortoise smiled slightly: "Fox, why do you think I started the Everlasting Entertainment Company?"

Hua Ji was stunned, he remembered that the old turtle came to this small fishing village after the reform and opening up, and said that he wanted to give the ghosts wandering in the world a place to settle down. Ten years later, Vanguard Entertainment became one of the three major film and television entertainment companies in China.

Hua Ji tugged at the corner of his mouth, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, and thank you."

Boss Wu smiled, and he nodded to the sandalwood table in front of him that was split by Hua Ji: "You're welcome, I still have my table."

Hua Ji was dumbfounded: "Understood, I will give you a new one."

Hua Ji left the company and went back to his small apartment, seeing Shui Mu sitting in the study and looking at the computer.

Hua Ji looked at Shui Mu's back and smiled involuntarily. He changed his clothes and walked into the study room, stood behind the jellyfish and said, "I'm back, why are you so engrossed in watching?"

Shui Mutou also didn't know how to say: "Forum, Huafei Forum."

Huafei·Jiuzhou Zhonghuafei's section is full of monsters. At the moment, Shui Mu is scrolling through the posts, looking very engrossed.

Hua Ji followed Shui Mu's gaze, huh?post?Um?That, that... What kind of nonsense topic am I talking about?

[August [-]'s relationship with a vixen one two three]

The corner of Hua Ji's mouth twitched: "Wait, this is not what I thought, is it?"

Shui Mu said: "Well, it's just what you think, all your previous relationship experiences are listed on the forum!"

Hua Ji suddenly looked embarrassed: "This is slander! Our fox clan can only find a partner if we have six tails!"

Shui Mu was taken aback, he turned his head, his silver eyes were crystal clear, pure and flawless: "Partner? What does this have to do with partner?"

"..." Hua Ji said dryly: "Ah, isn't this a post about relationship experience?"

"Yes, but the relationship between master and servant!" Shui Mu pointed to the screen: "Your first master is a lady from an official family, your second master is an old man, your third and fourth..."

He asked Hua Ji: "Is it fake?"

Hua Ji let out a sigh of relief, it turned out to be this, he nodded: "Yes, these are all true."

After a pause, he asked, "Why did you suddenly see this?"

Shui Mu glanced at Hua Ji slowly: "I want to know something about your past."

After hearing this, Hua Ji felt warm in his heart, and he smirked: "Is that so..."

Shui Mu said: "I read this post said, your first master, that official lady rescued you on the mountain, so you follow that lady and recognize her as the master?"

"Yes." Hua Ji nodded, and he said with a little nostalgia: "At that time, I just had spiritual wisdom and didn't understand anything. It was she who taught me how to behave in the world. She...is a very good person."

Shui Mu said, "Is she important to you?"

Hua Ji nodded: "Well, she gave me my magic weapon, the jade pendant with plum patterns. I refined it for nearly 200 years and kept it."

Shui Mu looked at the screen silently, especially in the column of the master, and said abruptly: "I saved you in the catastrophe before."

Hua Ji's smile became softer: "Yes."

Shui Mu looked at Hua Ji: "Then why didn't you recognize me as the master?"

Hua Ji: "..."