Jellyfish

Having figured it out, Hua Ji doesn't plan to go home and have a hard time with Shui Mu. Yan Die asks Hua Ji to start work immediately in exchange for chicken soup for the soul, and Hua Ji doesn't intend to break the contract.

The most important question, the documentary will be released in one month, where is the venue?They need to go to Chongming Island to investigate immediately, determine the location in advance, apply for approval of Shenbao Club in advance, and receive the demon on the mountain in advance to arrange the venue.

This is just a matter of the venue, and there are a lot of troublesome things to follow, otherwise Boss Wu would not have thrown Yang Can away, liberating Yan Butterfly's labor force and letting him concentrate on the documentary.

Compared with domestic powers or performing arts careers, raising one's realm, earning training materials, expanding the influence of ghosts, showing the strength of the flower-growing country's non-human circle, and even secretly reaching a cooperation with Taoist sects are the most important things in Hua Ji's and other people's minds .

In Boss Wu's words: "...Do you really think you are an actor?"

Yes, they are monsters, monsters who have cultivated for a hundred years, swallowed the essence of the sun and the moon, traveled across Kyushu, and caused troubles in the world.

Shui Mu waited at home drooping all night, and the next day he was going to school to attend the opening ceremony, and Hua Ji didn't come back.

Shui Mu was in a particularly bad mood, he waited and waited, until 10 minutes before the opening ceremony, he slowly locked the door of the house, and plunged into... the toilet.

After following the underground waterway for less than 5 minutes, he came to the school, found a lawn that no one noticed, followed the sprinkler and flowed silently behind the tree, transformed into a human form, and stepped on the last moment before he appeared in front of the counselor.

The counselor let out a long breath: "Quick, your seat is in section B, and the empty seat is yours. The opening ceremony will begin soon!"

Shui Mu sat on the seat, listening to the wind, he didn't pay attention to what was said above, he only had one thing in his heart and eyes.

The little fox didn't come to see him off!The little fox clearly agreed, he said he would send him to school this morning!

The little fox broke the contract! !

Shui Mu's face was paralyzed and he didn't say a word, his body exuded air-conditioning, the children who had just entered university were very innocent and proud, they were all the proud children of heaven, they stepped on the single-plank bridge to the university campus, each of them was full of arrogance, and found that they almost Shui Mu, who was late, had a cold face. While the students next to him were shivering from the cold, no one wanted to talk to him.

The opening ceremony continued, and soon the boring students either played with their mobile phones, or whispered to each other to get to know each other. Shui Mu was worrying, and suddenly the wind swept away, and he heard the conversation of two girls not far away.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Looked at it! I have never seen such a bloody plot, the most terrifying thing is that I actually watched it!"

"So do I. To be honest, apart from the fact that the plot is a little nonsense, all the actors are so beautiful and handsome! The heroine has a very pure temperament, which is so rare these days."

"I didn't pay attention to the heroine who only knows how to be stupid, okay? The male actor in the drama Xia Nu Xia Shan is really... God, I don't know how to say it, his appearance is beyond the mark! He is so beautiful! "

"Yes, yes, yes! The heroine is nothing! A group of handsome guys is the point!"

……

Shui Mu was taken aback for a moment, he heard how familiar the plot was, and thought about it carefully, hey, isn't this the Madonna drama played by the little fox before?Wait, isn't it called Merry Pretty Girl?Why did you change your name?Already on air?

Thinking of this, Shui Mu took out his mobile phone and started to go down the mountain.

In an instant, he saw more than n search items, including the news that the actor Yun Bieshen and others had appeared on a certain variety show.

Speaking of which, not only Huaji, but even Feika refused to participate in any promotional activities before. Director Yu was quite dissatisfied, but at that time, there happened to be a series of earthquakes in a certain area, and everyone in the non-human circle was in danger. Of course, Boss Wu did not It will make the monsters under him scurry around, and it will be bad luck if it hurts the fish pond.

There was an interview with Director Yu, in which he said that this show used to be called Merry Pretty Girl, but since a certain bureau said that the title was too misleading, it was changed to Xia Nu Xia Shan, Shui Mu narrowed his eyes slightly, such and such bureau?

After Baidu searched the great achievements of the bureau, Shui Mu once again deeply understood the power of the current government, but after waking up this time, he found that the world is more chaotic than in any previous era. The government’s tough measures have both advantages and disadvantages. Just pay attention.

Watching the gossip news, clicking on it, he entered a page called Weibo, and then Shui Mu learned to use Weibo without a teacher. After a round of browsing, he found the Orange V number of Wangu Entertainment, and also I got the Orange V number of Chuangxia Media. Many artists of Chuangxia Media have Weibo accounts, and even the little girl who just came down from the mountain, He Baijin, has a V number, but there are few artists under Wangu Entertainment. pitiful.

It should be said that the monsters don’t care about this. The only artists on Weibo account are human artists in Wangu Entertainment. They more or less know that there is a problem with their company, but they are witty and don’t ask, just concentrate on acting. up.

Shui Mu couldn't bear it anymore, does the little fox have an account?After searching Weibo, he couldn't find it, so he simply registered a Weibo account for Hua Ji, recharged it as a member user, and then... Well, what's the purpose of registering a Weibo account?Propaganda?

That's right, his little fox is the best, whether it's the body or the human form, whether it's acting or daily life, it's always warm!

Shui Mu thought about it, looked at how He Baiji posted Weibo, and then posted the first Weibo.

Hua Ji:

Hello everyone, I am Hua Ji, please support me in the future!

Shui Mu stared at this Weibo, and after half an hour, the number of views was only a pitiful 20, and no one paid attention at all.

Shui Mu was not happy anymore, he suddenly wanted to blackmail a certain wave.

At this moment, he thought of the documentary he saw when he applied for the major, and Snowden's so-called global information. He grimaced and vowed to become a master hacker in the shortest possible time!

...and then blackmailed a certain wave, making his little fox hit the headlines every minute~ The third day after school started was military training, and there were three other people in Shui Mu's dormitory, but since every teenager was trained to be a dog during the military training, He has no energy and no time to make jokes. After training every day, he goes back to the dormitory and falls asleep. Shui Mu has no contact with them. He only knows that among the three classmates, one majors in management and the other majors in international trade. One is studying finance and accounting, while he is studying computer science.

Shui Mu ignored them.

The little fox hasn't come home for a week, and the depression in Shui Mu's heart has disappeared and turned into worry.

He called Boss Wu.

Boss Wu gave an explanation: "Hua Ji is running a hostel in the surrounding area recently. After all, he has to receive so many inhuman beings. Of course, he can't choose the address randomly. Don't worry, Yan Die will follow."

Immediately, Boss Wu's voice changed: "Speaking of which, the Foreign Affairs Department told me that Hua Ji registered Weibo? This kid has been very busy recently, so he must not be free. You did it, right?"

Shui Mu said: "It's me, what's wrong?"

"Then do you know how to manage a Weibo account?"

"……what is that?"

"Well, let me change the question, do you want to help Hua Ji?" Boss Wu's voice was serious: "Do you want to help Hua Ji accumulate merit and reduce the difficulty of the catastrophe?"

Shui Mu didn't even think about it: "Of course."

Boss Wu laughed, Meixiu's fox is indeed easy to be hacked to death by the catastrophe, but what if Hua Ji has a large number of believers to protect him?Heaven has the virtue of good life, if Hua Ji is protected by virtue, even if he switches to the way of charm, there will be a glimmer of life.

"In this case, after your military training is over, I will introduce someone to you. She is a fanatic fan of Hua Ji, and she will be hired as the president of Hua Ji Fan Support Club. You can talk to her."

And Hua Ji, who was missed by Shui Mu, was on the highway with Yan Die Die at the moment. They had just left Hangzhou and reached an agreement with a local willow tree demon to provide housing for the bull ghost shrines who came from afar within a week of the show.

Hua Ji yawned while sitting in the passenger seat. He had already been spinning for a week. Although spirits don't need sleep and can recover by meditating, it is really exhausting to go back and forth between the two places and deal with various forces.

But he will be back in S City soon, Hua Ji rubbed his temples, the pigeons he let go for a week, hoping that Shui Mu is not angry.

Thinking of this, he took out a book from his pocket again, the cover was called "How to let him/her understand your mind", and read it with relish.