Jellyfish

Being issued a good person card by a chicken, Hua Ji was heartbroken.

He ate black pepper beef tenderloin rice bowl in silence, feeling extremely depressed, the little rooster next to him didn't pay attention to Hua Ji's mood at all, and was still talking about the Shenbao Club exam in BlaBla.

Yes, the little rooster Ji Hong also went to City B to take the exam for the Shenbao Club, trying to pass the test once and get a household registration book, ID card, education, resume and other social connections.

Hua Ji said casually: "Then you don't have an ID card now? How did you buy the train ticket?"

"A friend who went down the mountain two years before me specialized in making false IDs." Ji Hong said carelessly: "He heard that I was going down the mountain to take an exam, so he helped me get an ID card so that I could go to City B by car."

He said happily: "Fortunately, I have his help, otherwise I would have flown all the way."

Hua Ji almost spit out the rice after hearing this, who said roosters can't fly?Cock essence is fine! !

The little rooster was still chatting about the exam with him.

"I don't know if the test questions of Jinbao Club this year are difficult. It is said that last year was particularly difficult, and basic oral English was added. I don't plan to go abroad. Why do I take the English test?"

Hua Ji knew something about this.

It is popular to open up to the outside world these years. Not only the flower-growing country should be open, but also the ghosts and snakes in the flower-growing country must keep pace with the times and integrate with the messy forces abroad. Other countries have priests, Yahwehs and vampires. In the face of foreign non-scientific creatures and abilities, they have to rely on the abilities of monsters.

Taoism?Oh, Taoist disciples are indeed good, but they have principles in how they do things, and monks don't kill animals. If they encounter some gray problems, the officials must find ghosts to take action.

So a serious question was born, monsters do not understand bird language, how to connect with international standards?

don't know?Then no ID card will be issued!Must test! !

After listening to Hua Ji's explanation, the little rooster sighed: "It's hard to be a human these days, and it's even harder to be a monster!"

Hua Ji felt sorry for her.

The little rooster looked at Hua Ji: "Are you going to take the exam too?"

Hua Ji shook his head: "It's not me, a senior is going."

He pointed to his head, and the jellyfish stretched out a tentacles slowly, the long and curly tentacles changed from transparent to milky white.

He waved his tentacles to the little rooster and said hello.

"Hi, I'm Shuimu."

Hua Ji added: "It's the jellyfish in the sea."

"Jellyfish?" The little rooster was very surprised: "What is this?"

Forgive the ignorance of the cute little rooster. As a chicken living in the mountains, he has never seen such a magical creature as jellyfish.

Hua Ji was surprised: "Don't you know jellyfish? This is common sense!!"

The little rooster was frightened to death: "Is it true? I've never seen it before! What if I test this in the exam? I memorized the Shan Hai Jing, but there are no jellyfish in the Shan Hai Jing!!"

Hua Ji said without words: "Compared to The Classic of Mountains and Seas, you might as well watch the BBC, and you can practice your English listening."

The little rooster asked, "What is the BBC?"

"A certain country's documentary about the world." Hua Ji recommended: "The content is good, the English pronunciation is extremely standard, and you can watch it online."

The little rooster wanted to cry but had no tears: "But there is no Internet connection on the mountain."

Hua Ji said tactfully: "Or you should go down the mountain to live for two years first, don't you have friends? Well, the friend you just mentioned who made false certificates?"

Ji Hong was very frustrated: "He is a duck spirit, we eat the same food, it will be fine if he doesn't drive me away."

Hua Ji was dumbfounded.

"And the mountain is very dangerous." The little rooster snapped his fingers and said, "I have encountered all kinds of big monsters since I went down the mountain, and their recipes all have chicken, so I can only take a detour and try to stay in places with a lot of people. , Tang Duck is the only monster who won't eat me..."

As long as he passes the exam of the Shenbao Club, Ji Hong can get the nameplate issued by the Shenbao Club. All the monsters in the flower planting country cannot attack the registered monsters without reason, let alone Taoist disciples, so the little rooster rushed to the exam as soon as he got off the mountain. Pass the test to get the nameplate.

Hua Ji shrugged, there was nothing he could do about it.

The little rooster took the time to dig out the English book in his backpack and tried his best to read.

Hua Ji closed his eyes and meditated, suddenly the jellyfish's loud voice sounded in his mind.

"Is the Jinbo Club exam difficult?"

Hua Ji said in his heart: "I haven't passed the exam."

Yes, as a big fox who wandered all over the mainland before the founding of the People's Republic of China, Hua Ji's ID card was still handled by the Republic of China.

He gave a rough explanation to the jellyfish, and the jellyfish was very surprised.

"In that case, why can't you see the little cock around you?"

Yes, the jellyfish found that Hua Ji, a red-haired fox, was extremely dull sometimes, not like a big fox that had wandered around the world for 200 years at all.

Hua Ji was silent for a long time, he raised his hand to stroke his eyes, his expression slightly ferocious and distorted.

He said, "Because my eyes are blind."

When Hua Ji first opened his spiritual wisdom, it was the end of the Qing Dynasty. He was really stupid and sweet at that time. He thought that everything down the mountain was delicious, but as soon as he got off the mountain, he was beaten up by a little Taoist priest. The mahogany sword went blind.

He ran away desperately, the hatred in his heart was higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea.

If the normal routine is followed, Hua Ji will become a demon fox who hates humans and kills them relentlessly.

But God has the virtue of good life. When Hua Ji was about to die, he was rescued by an official lady who went out for an outing. The lady took Hua Ji home and took care of the little fox with good intentions until the lady got married. The fox was released back to the forest by the lady's father because of blindness.

The fox is an extremely intelligent creature. He learned many human rules in the official's house, bid farewell to the silly white sweet, and then practiced for several years, cultivated the demon pill, the demon power washed the essence and cut the marrow, so that the eyes returned to light .

"Even if I can see things, I still lose some basic abilities that belong to every monster race, such as the ability to see through other spirits."

Hua Ji smiled lightly: "Fortunately, I'm very smart, aren't I? Those who deliberately approach me need my help, and those who are less powerful than me will not act rashly. Slowly, I feel that it is good to not see through .”

The jellyfish stretched out its tentacles, brushed Hua Ji's eyes lightly, and said for a while, "It doesn't matter if you are blind, as long as you have a clear mind."

After a pause, he said again: "And before I gnaw on the little bat, I will watch it for you."

Hua Ji's heart warmed, and he had to say that although Jellyfish's strength is unpredictable, his temper is really awesome!

He smiled and said, "Brother, if you say that, I don't want that damned bat spirit to come to my door."

The jellyfish said calmly: "That's okay, if you can provide something more delicious..."

Hua Ji was taken aback for a moment, he remembered one thing.

"Something more delicious? Jellyfish, what is your meal?"

"Theoretically, I eat seawater, but seawater is not nutritious." The jellyfish's big tentacles curled up and twisted subconsciously a few times, as if smashing its mouth: "So I eat all powerful liquids, understand ?”

"So that's why you want to eat that vampire? Because there is power in his blood?" Hua Ji suddenly realized: "Then the blood of all the spirits in our country contains demon power..."

Jellyfish Avenue: "Yes, like you, you also smell good, and the smell should be good."

Hua Ji shivered, and he said dryly: "I don't like jellyfish at all!"

"Really?" The jellyfish was noncommittal: "I met a lot of ghosts this time, but they are not as good as yours."

He regretted: "If the bat spirit refused to become an employer, I could eat you."

Hua Ji wants to cry but has no tears. Does he still have to be grateful to that vampire?

He said pitifully: "The jellyfish, let me die, why do you think I'm delicious?"

The jellyfish greatly comforted him: "Don't worry, I am also very professional."

The jellyfish has lived for too long, he is not short-sighted, and he will not regret his promise to the little fox.

"I have met bat spirits, turtle spirits, butterfly spirits, rooster spirits, and that Taoist priest and little girl that day since I went out to sea. Among them, you and that little girl smell the most fragrant."

Hua Ji felt relieved when he heard Jellyfish's professional ethics, and became curious again when he heard the latter sentence.

He said, "Why?"

"That little girl exudes the fragrance of the shade of sunflower water, and you... little fox, you haven't mated yet, have you?"

The big jellyfish stroked the little fox's head gently: "In your words, your Yuanyang hasn't leaked yet?"

Hua Ji's expression was particularly sinister after hearing this sentence.

After a while, he said viciously: "For a vixen, it's only 200 years, and I'm still underage!!!"

Big jellyfish: "Oh."