There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

At that moment, the world seemed to lose its voice.

Jinran's mind is full of: it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over...

Jiang Chuan was in charge of silence.

On the contrary, Fang Yu, the chief culprit of the hamster riot, saw that Jiang Chuan was injured, and immediately jumped up to play his nanny instinct. The world is looking for a medicine box... On the contrary, the injured person himself was staring at the hamster in the cage through the cage door. It was not until Fang Yu turned around the room at least a fourth time that Jiang Chuan looked away. Said in a calm voice: "The medicine box is in the second cabinet under the TV, you can see it when you open it."

Nothing unusual could be heard in the tone.

The man thought for a while and said, "Brother Fang, this little injury is nothing serious, you don't need to make such a fuss."

"What do you mean don't get in the way? That's the food bowl used by mice! Just now I saw it plunge into it and swim in it, swim! Who knows if the debris that splashed on you has touched its saliva, in case it gets infected What to do—no, I'll take you to get a rabies vaccine tomorrow, just in case!"

Jinran, who takes a serious bath with bath sand every day, even under the armpits, feels that her sacred dignity has been violated.

The hamster temporarily suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, raised his claws and scratched his ears with disdain, because the doctor would laugh his teeth out when he heard this kind of thing.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some nosy doctors will advise the owner to deal with the disobedient hamster humanely. For example, ask the owner of the rebellious hamster house, do they have cats upstairs?

……provoke.

The hamster scratched his ears for a moment, and the strong uneasiness returned to his heart. He twisted his body carefully, pulled some cotton from behind and hugged it in his arms to try to increase his sense of security. He watched Fang Yu frowning and moved Pulling out the medicine box, he walked to Jiang Chuan's side, scratched away the hamster food and bowl fragments that were still scattered at his feet, then took out the disinfectant alcohol, and raised an eyebrow at Jiang Chuan——Jiang Chuan There was no other way, so I had no choice but to put my feet on the table with a face full of helplessness. I took alcohol and wiped it casually. It was very perfunctory, and then I lazily threw the blood-stained cotton ball into the ashtray next to me. He fell into the sofa and covered his face with his arms, looking as if he was about to close his eyes and meditate.

...Of course it looks more like it is thinking about whether the big-faced cat upstairs who is struggling tonight should have an extra meal.

He was wearing a slipper on one foot, and the slipper of the injured foot fell off - his bare foot was right in front of Jinran.

The hamster looked at the cage for a while, and saw that the wound had not healed, the small wound was still bleeding, and everything around the wound was bruised—maybe this wound is really a Band-Aid for humans. Solvable problem, but from the hamster's point of view it's all...

The wound was longer than Jinran's head.

Shocking enough.

For a moment, my mind was occupied by "how could there be such a big wound", "fuck why this blood keeps bleeding", "it's over, it's over, it's over" - Jiang Chuan, tell me, now I push open the cage door Is it too late to pounce on you and kiss your instep? !

Jin Ran was lying on the side of the cage, looking at Jiang Chuan lying on the sofa with watery mung bean eyes. At this moment, the latter was lying on the sofa with his eyes closed and frowning slightly. He took a little time to think about a problem independently. The problem that bothers him a lot: pets hurting their owners, to some extent, should be a matter of principled betrayal... So in the education he has received since he was a child, what kind of "pets" should bear to betray their owners What about punishment?

obliterate.

"..."

The man with slender limbs lying on the sofa opened his eyes without warning, and there was no extra emotion in those eyes that were as clear as the sky.

Pausing for a moment, he turned around slightly, and glanced at the hamster who was lying on the cage at the moment, with a face pressed against the edge of the cage, pressed into a big cake, and looking at him eagerly with a pair of mung bean eyes.

"..." The man stared at the hamster for a while, until the wordless gaze made the hamster silently take a step back, and the emotion in those blue eyes suddenly softened. The soft hair that fell on the forehead was brushed back, and he muttered in a voice that was almost talking to himself, "Forget it...it's too strange to embarrass a hamster with this kind of rules?"

Sincerely: "??"

Although I can't understand what Jiang Chuan is saying, the owner of Suan Suianian still makes the hamster feel strong anxiety. At this moment when the pet and the owner are urgently needed to make a cup of hot tea and sit face to face for good interaction and communication, But there is still a person with a very idle talk beside him, thinking about——

Fang Yu: "Jiang Chuan, why do you say you have nothing to do with raising a hamster? You can hardly support yourself... This hamster eats too much and is disobedient. It just grows fat, and even the basic skills of a hamster 'Roller' doesn't even..."

I don't know which sentence of Fang Yu's long old woman's nagging hit the cautious G point. In short, amidst the manager's trivial thoughts, the hamster who was originally full of guilt suddenly swept away his heart. Feeling uneasy about "hurting the master", the hair on his body exploded, and he became inexplicably angry. Without any struggle, the round ball slammed into the edge of the cage, making a soft "boom".

Fang Yu shut his mouth subconsciously, and then he felt the angry eyes of the hamster in the cage——

Fuck you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Fang Yu, you are enough! !

Don't take you to fan the flames like this! !

Is it easy for me to change from a human to a hamster? Try to sleep and open your eyes to find yourself waking up in a world full of rats. It’s frightening, okay? ! ! !okay! ! ! !I was also forced to watch a horrific live broadcast of "rats eat rats", don't you want to watch it at all! ! !okay! ! ! !At that time, I had just become a hamster, there was no buffer at all, and no one cared about my feelings! !ah! ! ! !Watching my mother being bullied by reporters and being unable to beat them makes me feel useless, okay? ! !okay! ! ! !

——The person who used to be crushed to death with one hand can now crush him to death in a real sense with one hand, do you know how sad it feels! ! ! !Of course you don't know! ! !

Also forced Lao Tzu to run the roller! !

Why did I run the roller! !

To entertain you stupid humans! ! ! !

I think I am so chubby and look good, don’t hamsters just want to be fat, the boss who sells hamsters said that hamsters are only good-looking and docile if they are fat! ! !

... Although I am not very docile, but did I bite you! !Did I bite you! !If you give it to me, I won't bite it! It's rough-skinned and thick-fleshed! !

Betting on the self-esteem of being a human being, being a hamster is already very tired and you still have to force yourself to smile every day (not) eat and drink, why do you still have to run on a roller? Tell me——

"It will."

In the quiet living room, such a deep and magnetic voice suddenly sounded.

Sincerely: "?"

Huh?

The hamster, full of rage and restlessness, suddenly quieted down. It squatted in the cage, raised its small head in a daze, and watched the tall man who was lying on the sofa suddenly turned over and sat up. Looking at Fang Yu, he said, "I bought it back!" At that time, the running roller ran very well, but I don’t know why it became like this when I came back.”

Fang Yu: "..."

"I don't know why it happened like this," Jiang Chuan thought for a while and said, "It's the first time I raise small animals, and I don't know what to do. I have experience in training hunting dogs before."

Fang Yu: "Training hunting dogs? What did you do before... Forget it, since you have experience in training animals, why didn't you—"

Jiang Chuan smiled: "Very harsh."

Fang Yu: "Huh?"

Jiang Chuan: "Fat is still so young, how could he be able to withstand that kind of professional training? Isn't it strange to ask so much from a hamster?...Besides, it has always been very docile and did not bite people before, but today it suddenly That’s right, there must be a reason, just like humans sometimes suddenly lose control of their emotions.”

Fang Yu: "Don't compare animals with humans..."

Jiang Chuan turned his head and gave Fang Yu a serious look, and said, "I haven't."

Fang Yu wiped his face: "I don't know why, the way you told me so seriously that you didn't compare hamsters to humans gave me the illusion that 'how can humans be compared to hamsters'."

"..." Jiang Chuan said, "Thinking too much."

Fang Yu: "What's the matter with that one-second pause? ... Then again, this hamster only eats, drinks, and sleeps every day. Apart from being lazy and fat, I really can't think of a third reason. It was docile before. Probably because of the delicious food and drink, and now the sudden madness is because of being forced to exercise-this is a rare miracle even in the hamster world?!"

Jiang Chuan seemed not to have heard what Fang Yu said, so he stretched out his hand, and quickly pointed in the direction of the hamster's nose through the cage door: "So I guess it's not happy."

Fang Yu: "... Huh?"

Sincerely: "..."

As soon as the man finished speaking, the hamster squatting in the cage trembled suddenly under the unreasonable expression on the manager's face looking at the monster, and then raised his claws to cover his face and charged back into the cabin ——The wooden house that was just right for the little hamster more than ten days ago is not so suitable for Jinran today, and now he can only squeeze his upper body into the house with all his strength, a round butt exposed...

So the humans outside the cage can see from the side of the wooden house that the hamster half-packed in the wooden house is tearing up the cotton to wrap itself up, and the fat round buttocks are shaking and shaking outside during the whole process.

Jiang Chuan: "Ah, I cried."

Fang Yu: "How is it possible, don't make trouble."

Jiang Chuan: "Ah Fei cries easily."

Fang Yu: "How is it possible, don't make trouble."

Jiang Chuan: "I really cried....It's all your fault."

Fang Yu: "How is it possible, don't make trouble...provoke it, even if you really cry, it's none of my business, let it run on a wheel, where is the deep hatred."

Jiang Chuan: "You let it run the roller, but it doesn't want to run the roller, so it's unhappy—your fault, and I'm also at fault."

Fang Yu: "The first time I got hurt by a hamster, I didn't think about feeding it to the cat upstairs, but looking for the reason myself, are you holy father?!"

Jiang Chuan didn't answer Fang Yu's question, his blue eyes narrowed slightly as if thinking of something, as if he thought it was funny for the other party to describe himself as "Holy Father", he raised his lips to show a lazy look With a Yangyang smile, he stretched out his hand and closed the door of the hamster's cage. After thinking for a while, he patted his hands lightly and said, "Ah."

Fang Yu: "?"

Jiang Chuan lowered his head and pointed at the mess on the ground: "The food bowl was broken, and I have to buy it again, increasing the budget."

Fang Yu: "Compared to this, you should think about how to properly raise hamsters in the future so as not to report to the epidemic prevention station for rabies vaccination every other month."

"Okay," the man sitting on the sofa suddenly sat up straight, narrowing his eyes slightly and nodding his head, "I will think about this issue carefully."

For a moment, Fang Yu had the illusion that he seemed to be talking to some terrible mission, but it should be an illusion, just a transparent little fresh meat of a sea turtle who likes to use various fake brands. What can I do?Mr. Broker paused, wiped the sweat from his forehead——

"...If it doesn't work, feed the cat upstairs."

"No."

"..."

When the manager and the male artist he had just happily signed were looking at each other in a panic while the other was calmly silent...

The fat ass squeezed outside the cabin was still shaking regularly.

Hamsters cry silently.

I really know that crying like this and frantically wiping tears with cotton wool may end up being slandered that he is so stupid that he would go to the place where he sleeps to pee.

But at this time, he couldn't control so much. After becoming a hamster, he found that his heart became very fragile——

... All in all, it's all the roller's fault!