There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

Jiang Chuan seemed to be agitated and didn't understand why he was scolded like this when he didn't do anything. Fang Yu gave him a standard answer: "No reason, those people just scold you because they want to scold you." That's all, and you happened to hit the muzzle of the gun, so I had to block the hole once... although others will not thank you."

"I didn't say how about Xu Wenjie," Jiang Chuan said, "I didn't hear the reporter's question at all."

"It's okay to be distracted... But this is not the point anymore. When we were in elementary school, we could still read a tenacious and upward spirit of life from "The wild fire is endless, and the spring breeze blows again" and sing the praises of life—in case Bai Juyi just wanted to write about that grass, and Bai Juyi was not unhappy, right... Now everyone thinks that you are good at Chinese, and you use the hamster to insinuate Xu Wenjie... Don't you hope that everyone thinks your Chinese is good? ?”

"..."

"Looking at your expression, you feel aggrieved for your fat rat?"

"No."

"Don't worry, it won't be wronged. Look at its little melon seeds and its chubby legs shaking. It's not too carefree to live." Fang Yu stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Chuan's shoulder with emotion "You still have to worry about yourself. No matter how low Xu Wenjie is, he still has fans. If he pounces on you and bites you and sends you to the hospital, Jiang Luocheng is going to change the male number two after changing the male number one. He must be crazy." No."

Jiang Chuan thought for a while, and decided to listen to Fang Yu—anyway, he explained what he should have explained, and those people have nothing to do if they don't believe it... He explained it, then borrowed Fang Yu's mobile phone to look at the bottom of Weibo casually, and found that There are actually some people who disassembled his words, carefully studied the emotions contained in them, and even actually studied all kinds of profound meanings. Lian Jiangchuan had a mocking expression on his face when he asked the author back. They made up all the things in their brains, and told the truth, as if they were really there at the time-the most funny thing is that there are countless people who seriously echoed and expressed their belief in this kind of fantasy.

Jiang Chuan decided not to care about this matter.

He asked Fang Yu for a vacation, saying that he wanted to properly resolve the class conflict between himself and his hamster.

Although this reason for asking for leave makes people have the urge to say "no", but after thinking about it, the New Year is coming soon, there is no activity on the crew, and Jiang Chuan is still a newcomer and there is no notice to run away. Seeing this guy's recent topicality and good appearance, the manufacturer intends to find him as a spokesperson—but because Jiang Chuan is a newcomer and the salary is very low, Fang Yu refused without much hesitation.

So after hesitating for a while, the manager mercifully approved Jiang Chuan's request.

Jiang Chuan thanked him solemnly, and then moved the small bench by himself, and sat down in front of the hamster cage—at this time, in the hamster cage, the hamster, which has never been afraid of humans, was lying on its back in the big food of Xinhuan. The four claws are resting on the edge of the food bowl, and a few melon seeds are scattered on the white belly. Seeing Jiang Chuan's handsome face approaching, it shook its legs grandly, and then twisted its head. Went to the other side.

Avoid eye contact and interaction.

Jiang Chuan stared at it for a while, and after failing to communicate with brainwaves, he opened the hamster cage and grabbed the hamster out of the hamster cage—and normally, at this time, he had already come to hug his hamster. The hamster with all kinds of rubbing fingers looked like it had taken rat poison today, lying listlessly on the palm of the man's hand, looking listless.

He just stretched out his hand and patted the melon seed skin on his belly.

"Fat, I've been quite busy recently, and I don't have time for you to come out for a walk, are you unhappy?"

"..."

Jinran said that he had never seen such a serious person who opened his eyes and talked nonsense - no matter how busy Jiang Chuan was, he would at least go home every night.And these days, he lives regularly between working, eating, sleeping, and watching TV—he dangles in various poses in front of the hamster cage, dazzled cautiously, and dresses neatly from a full set of clothes and trousers. Jiang Chuan, Jiang Chuan with pants and no clothes, Jiang Chuan with no pants and clothes, and Jiang Chuan with no pants and no clothes—just woke up, sleepy, full of energy , Jiang Chuan Jinran in various forms is getting tired of watching.

But no matter what kind of form Jiang Chuan was in, he had never had a good interaction with it.

The only interaction between the hamster and its owner that reminds Jinran that he is still alive and that Jiang Chuan is not dead is that Jiang Chuan will add rat food or change bath sand for him at regular times every day-and most of the time, when a man does these things At the time, Jinran was either still sleeping in the cotton ball in the cabin, or just woke up and didn't understand what was going on...

The man gets up earlier than the mice every day, creating the perfect jet lag between him and his mice.

After Jinran realized that the last time he saw Jiang Chuan's smiling face was when he was smirking at the TV camera, he finally reacted a little slower and said: He was actually cold-warned.

A man with a height of 1.8 meters is engaged in a cold war with a hamster that is not as big as his palm!

Simply beast!

All kinds of Jinran, who is used to being praised by the stars, expressed that he was very shocked and dissatisfied that he was ignored, so at this moment, when Jiang Chuan stretched out his hand to scratch its chin with a hint of flattery, it would always Impatiently, the face raised its paws to hug his fingers and pushed them out; Jiang Chuan touched its swollen stomach, and it turned over even more viciously, crawling around in the man's wide palm, and finally A posture of four open forest flying squirrels, gracefully and perfectly landed on the table with their belly landing posture.

The hamster rolled on the table, and then crawled into the cage sullenly.

On the squirming back, it seemed that the four big characters "Go away, sir" were written in all directions.

Engage in a cold war, who wouldn't.

"..."

Humph.

Jinran climbed back into the cage, his short legs and short hands moved very slowly—especially when he climbed over the cage door, the hamster looked like a hamster after his usual vivaciousness of jumping up and down in a three-story villa. As if it had been cast with freezing magic, while climbing over the threshold of the cage door that it climbed like a mountain, its chubby body gave a sudden pause after the four claws finally landed successfully.

He could feel Jiang Chuan's gaze falling on his back.

but.

but……

Why doesn't this guy, his uncle, come to keep me?

What about love? ! ! !

After waiting for a long time, the owner cried bitterly to persuade him to stay, and confessed his mistake with tears. The hamster expressed his loneliness——in his fantasy, Jiang Chuan held his handsome, furry face, promised himself that he would never force it to lose weight again, and then gave it Buying cherry, strawberry, apple, blueberry and banana cakes, letting them take a bite, throwing them away and saying with a smile, "It's okay as long as you don't get angry with me" did not happen. The silence from the beginning to the end behind it made Jinran feel that he had done it silently. die.

He walked firmly to the roof.

But looking around now, he couldn't find the staircase that descended from the rooftop.

He gritted his teeth and stomped his claws, the hamster finally stopped dawdling, and when he regained his nimble hands and feet, he climbed up into the three-story wooden house of his big villa, got into the hole, and was busy wrapping himself in cotton Okay, I was holding a nightcap made of cotton wool and putting it on my head, and then I suddenly felt that my back was so quiet—could it be that Jiang Chuan was upset when he saw him shake his face, so he just flung his sleeves and left people?

——No, I shouldn't be so pessimistic, I just want to comfort myself, I should think better, what if he just died suddenly?

"..." Jin Ran pulled the cotton fluff down.

Since he is dead, there must be a kind person to collect his body, right?

Seemingly having made up his mind, he tore off the cotton nightcap covering his head. The hamster squatting in the log cabin turned around, first stretched out the tip of its small nose to sniff, and then realized that After the fact that I don’t seem to be a dog (…), soon, its nose, mouth, part of its face, face, and its entire head — gradually protruded from the balls of cotton.

Jin Ran poked his head out of the cabin, looked around for a while, and finally straightened his head reluctantly, convincing himself in the heart of "it's not easy to close the door to thank you, I'm a gentleman" , then he raised his head, and bravely looked at those beautiful and hateful azure pupils—at this moment, he was sitting directly in front of his villa, Jiang Chuan was resting his chin with one hand, his eyes were lazy He finally looked at the hamster without avoiding it.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Sincerely: "..."

Seeing that the hamster first left without looking back, and now it poked its head out to look around - the man slightly raised the corners of his lips, and just let out an "ah", but he didn't expect such an "ah" But it seemed to be startled by the hamster that had just poked its head out, and it stretched out its claws to cover its eyes in a lightning-fast manner—after a while, it seemed to finally realize that half of its body was not ambitious. The ground was outside the house, so he lowered his claws and retracted fiercely into the house.

Seeing the hamster's flexible movements, Jiang Chuan narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Fat, you have lost weight recently, and your butt could barely squeeze through the door before, but now you managed to squeeze in again... Is it because you don't have enough weight?" Happy, so you can’t eat?”

"..."

For a long time, there was no movement.

Until Jiang Chuan couldn't help but want to reach out and feel what the hamster nesting in the cabin was doing. At this time, he saw a ball of round cotton being pushed out from the hole of the cabin—in the cotton wadding, It is also full of melon seeds.

It seems that the hamster is responding to his question about "unhappy, unable to eat"——

Lao Tzu is in a very good mood, not only eats and drinks well, but also eats in his mother's bed, eating melon seeds on the bed, bah.

Huddled in the wooden house, the hamster silently rolled its eyes at the wall of the small wooden house and kicked out the balls of cotton. The room that was originally filled with cotton was suddenly empty. The wind was blowing inside, and the empty room made Jinran stunned. After he walked around the room agitatedly, he discovered an astonishing fact——

It seems to have really lost weight!

Jinran stretched out her claws silently, and tugged at her elastic skin that may hang down to her toes when she gets old--and found that the degree of relaxation seems to have weakened compared to before.

How to say that sentence... It really makes people haggard because of Yixiao.

pity.

Jiang Chuan doesn't know the hatred of hamsters, and he still sings about flowers in the backyard across the river.

Jinran thought bitterly, then secretly crawled out of the cabin, and picked up the cotton that he had thrown out shamelessly -- no matter how cold it was, he couldn't cool himself... At the same time, the hamster picked up the cotton again. I carried it into the wooden house and regretted it. Just now I thought it would be painless to mix so many melon seeds in it, and now I have to pick them out bit by bit.

Jinran squatted in the room and carefully arranged the cotton that was ruined by herself.

Hearing Jiang Chuan say outside: "Fat, are you unhappy?"

If Jinran could speak human words now, he would ask Jiang Chuan if he watched a lot of TVB recently, and he was going to engrave the words "Being a hamster, you just want to be happy" on his forehead—the hamster disliked it while Holding the orchid finger, he picked out the melon seed skin from his "little quilt" violently and self-disgustingly. At this moment, he heard that Jiang Chuan had finally read enough TVB lines outside, and before he could be happy, his ears finally It was quiet, and at this moment, the sound of the door opening - the door closing suddenly came from a relatively distant distance.

There was a "squeak", ear-piercing.

There is a "bang", it can ring.

The hamster froze for a moment.

This time without any further hesitation, it threw away the "little quilt" in its hand, and stretched out its neckless neck—as expected, there was no one outside the cage, and the cage that was sitting obediently The owner who had been thinking about the wall before had disappeared. At this time, there were no ghosts in the entire apartment, leaving only a hamster as the only living thing that could breathe.

Sincerely: "..."

what's the situation?

What about people?

Where is the master?

Where's the shit shovel?

Could it be that his excellent acting skills really drove him away?

"..."

Once he had this idea, Jinran suddenly became a little uneasy from the previous "righteousness". He stretched out his claws, touched his round belly hesitantly, touched it again, touched it again-until it was almost He bald all the hair on his abdomen, and then stopped. When he realized it, he found himself standing in the middle of the cage like a statue doing "belly stroking" for ten minutes...

"..."

I have found that it is not impossible to lose weight.

After all, with such a big belly, it can't even see its own toes when it lowers its head, which will also annoy him.

Jinran was floating around in the cage like a wandering soul, struggling in his mind to think about whether to wait for Jiang Chuan to come back and reluctantly apologize to him, but at this moment, Jinran thought of——in case Jiang Chuan won't come back?

Because of a quarrel with a hamster, the rebellious teenager went out for a racing car, aspiring to be the fastest descending Mopan Mountain in G City. The car lost control, failed to turn a corner, and rushed out of the guardrail——

After half an hour.

When Jiang Chuan was bloody and bloody in Jinran's mind, suddenly, Jinran heard the sound of people walking outside the door.

"!"

The hamster who was running around in the cage suddenly stopped, jumped directly from the second floor of the cage to the next floor, fell in the sawdust, rolled around, hurriedly got up and rushed to the edge of the cage——when the hamster held his breath and covered his face When it was pressed into a big pie face on the cage, in the eyes of the mouse, which was a little bigger than mung beans, it finally saw the door of the apartment being opened from the outside.

Behind the door, a familiar figure appeared.

Jiang Chuan opened the door and walked in, still wearing his red heavy helmet, which was as flamboyant as the locomotive.

I had already made up my mind that the most complete piece of good meat on Jiang Chuan's body was no more than the size of a fingernail when he fell off the cliff. Now he saw a very complete Jiang Chuan, and he was relieved—— For a while, a rather weird idea popped up in my heart: Never quarrel with him again.

When Jiang Chuan took off his helmet, the hamster in the cage was lying on the side of the cage with an excited expression.

Until he saw the man turn around, and on the other hand that was not holding the safety helmet, he was holding a very familiar box - small, cheap, the kind that contained Brazilian turtles.

Sincerely: "..."

Jinran watched Jiang Chuan bring the box over and put it in front of him——when he saw a brown-black-haired hamster squatting in the corner of the Brazilian tortoise box through the cage, he was very cautious. Ran's heart almost collapsed.

And when he heard Jiang Chuan say, "Fat, I bought you a wife, her name is Xiao Hei", Jinran completely collapsed—if he could wake up from a vegetative state one day, what he would do The first thing is to give Fang Yu a good beating. Then he will definitely buy the newspaper office where the reporter who talked nonsense works. Brutally dismissed.

Even if he rolls around in distress, he will be resolutely expelled.

……

Jinran didn't expect Jiang Chuan to buy him a female hamster.

This was really shocking.

Jin Ran picked up a melon seed and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to suppress his shock with food.

It's just that at this time, he didn't expect that the even more shocking thing was yet to come——

When Jiang Chuan presumptuously introduced the female hamster to him and told him that the hamster was called Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, who was squatting in the plastic box of the Brazilian turtle, turned his head and looked at it calmly with a hamster-like expressionless face. Just take a look.

At this moment, Jin Ran felt that something was wrong.

Then Xiao Hei stood up.

Then I saw the little Jiji of his "daughter-in-law".

Jin Ran: "...?"