There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

The painting style of "Adventures of Adorable Hamsters" and "Murder in the Entertainment Industry" shocked the hamster squatting next to the parts and turned it into a hamster statue.

In my mind, after playing the scene of the press conference held by IM Company and Huatong Company like a flashing light, the camera quickly zoomed back to the present more than an hour ago, when he and his master were silently squatting in the guest room listening to the corner , I heard what Xu Qianqian next door said——

[Okay, even if the theme song "Who's Listening" is my fault and I lost the opportunity, have you ever thought about why Yuan Jinran would come out and grab me no matter what I wanted?I have known since junior high school that there is a man named Jiang Luocheng in high school. The university followed your footsteps and entered W University. I like you first, Jiang Luocheng. grab you. 】……

[For the role of "Mysterious Seed", the producer only prepared an Asian character. Because the role positioning is not clear, the invitation plan was sent to me and Yuan Jinran-this is a tailor-made role, and I can get this role when I go abroad. How many people have the opportunity to tailor their roles?I really want this role, so why should he rob me? 】……

【Why does he, Yuan Jinran, want to rob me of everything? 】

When Jiang Luocheng said, Jin Ran fell into a coma, and the role of "Mysterious Seed" was almost in your hands, Xu Qianqian's answer was——

【That's because he became a vegetable, he deserved it. 】

At that time, Xu Qianqian's voice sounded trembling, with a hint of excitement.

"..."

The more I think about it, the colder my heart becomes.

At this moment, there is only one thought in my head: Is this woman Xu Qianqian crazy?

Everyone knows that under the current overall situation, it is generally difficult for Asians to get a decent role even if they participate in Hollywood blockbusters—even if the producer of "Mysterious Seed" promises to The selected actors are tailor-made, but at least from the point of view, this is just a publicity gimmick-for the box office of the big market of China, it is called "the first Chinese person to play an important role in Hollywood" slogans, coaxing everyone to buy, buy, buy, and witness this so-called "moment in history" with enthusiasm.

In fact, if you think about it, you will know that the script of the entire movie has already been written. This kind of role that can be "tailor-made" according to the actor at any time, "tailor-made" and then interspersed into the script, what is it worth? Shaping or being worth remembering?

It's nothing more than a vase or tasteless under the banner of a very nice sound.

There is only a 5.00% possibility of helping an actor break into the European and American film industry, and the remaining 90.00% possibility is that the character will make a bloody storm and end up being ridiculed. Fang Yu said, "No matter what, it's okay to show your face and get some money to spend" before expressing his willingness to try it. He even reluctantly...

In Xu Qianqian's eyes, such a role has become a must-have sweet bun.

Oh, I can't tell others about this idea, I just thought with a blank face, if Xu Qianqian knows that he doesn't have much emotion for this role at all, this woman will probably repeat the anger when she said that he didn't want to enter the music world, and anger him Disgusting... Maybe he will kill him in the hospital to flog his corpse.

This woman is crazy.

I would like to think silently.

If it wasn't crazy, he couldn't think of any reason for Xu Qianqian to do such a thing—he believed that it was something that woman did on impulse, after all, no one knew that he would come to that day Go to the back door of the im company, and... if it was a deliberate attempt to kill him, he is not dead yet, but Xu Qianqian just stopped.

She is probably afraid too.

But fear is useless, if you do something wrong, you should be punished—he, Yuan Jinran, is not a holy father who came to the world and upholds the idea that "knowing mistakes can make things better", and the woman didn't know her mistakes and can correct them. Well, just an hour ago, he was secretly trying to smear him and called him "disgusting". For such a person, he couldn't think of any reason for him to let her go.

Moreover, how much it hurt to be hit head-on like this, how much blood he bleed under the billboard, how much his mother shed tears sitting beside the hospital bed, how much money his agent and contracting company lost because of this-all these are not mentioned, Let's just talk about himself, ah, how much time has he been wasted chasing his wife by being a hamster?His daughter-in-law, who is in the entertainment circle, is a newcomer, what if she runs off with something who doesn't know what it is?Who is responsible?

that's all.

Jinran felt that his plan to end his hamster career should be put on the agenda ahead of schedule.

——So it’s just that today, Ah Fei the hamster finally found a new life goal after the failed life goal of “Jiang Chuan, did you make it?” How can a hamster die peacefully, painlessly, without worry and without making the owner sad.

He couldn't wait for Xiao Hei to come to him and tell him the possibility of "a hamster turning into a living person".

Because one day he actually saw in the news that the foreign singer Sid recently stopped all announcement activities and devoted himself to a well-known university to learn Chinese with zero basics. When he saw this news, his heart Almost collapsed.

Waiting for this, let alone whether this guy is black or not, the key now is how long it will take this foreign friend to master this so-called "top three most difficult languages ​​in the world to learn". When she came over, Xu Qianqian had already stepped onto the Oscar queen's red carpet.

Jinran realized that he had to act - if he was not a dragon, he would be a worm.

Once you are done, you will turn back to Yuan Jinran.

No, the big deal is a dead mouse.

……

So a few days after going to Xu Qianqian's villa, one day, Jiang Chuan turned on the computer and found that the perverted Stoka who claimed to be his hamster sent him an email again. This time, Mr. Stoka was not In order to break the news, I told Jiang Chuan a strange story——

[Garfield and Odie got lost, they found a pet shop by themselves, and were fostered by the kind owner of the pet shop... Although they had food and drink, Garfield was still very worried, worried that the owner, Jon, would miss him and Sad, so it had trouble sleeping and eating—until one day, his owner walked into the pet store and saw cats and dogs that looked the same as Garfield and Odie. After confirming that they were them, the family reunited and took them back .

Jiang Chuan, I heard that your hamster died.

Hamsters all look the same, why don't you go to the pet store and buy another hamster like Garfield's owner, Jon, even if you name it Xiao Hei, I believe it will respond to you. ] When Jiang Chuan first received this email, he expressed his inexplicability.

But he quickly reflected, and then replied another email to this Mr. Stoka——

[Aren't you talking about jokes on the Internet?The end of the story should be Garfield's last words: I will never ask why Jon walked into the pet shop that day.

This joke is to tell us that it is happier to pretend not to know some things.

What do you mean? 】

After Jiang Chuan sent this email, he didn't know that on the second day, a certain hamster squatted in front of his computer and scolded his mother and dropped the ballpoint pen in his hand——

Which idiot taught my daughter-in-law to read jokes online? ! ! !

Can you still happily pour a little chicken soup for the soul? !

Do you want to let the hamster die in peace? ! !

Instilling "after I die, don't be sad and just buy another hamster that is the same for fun." So the chicken soup is not good, but the face is covered with "Some things are happier if you pretend you don't know." What kind of trouble is this, is it? Let me pretend not to know that my face was bloodied by that woman Xu Qianqian, and then I pretended to be a hamster, happily eating, drinking, and sleeping all my life? !

...Fart (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

The hamster picked up the pen with his inverted triangular white eyes, and typed a line on the computer——

[Do you think it is more acceptable for your remaining hamster to die? 】send email.

Unsurprisingly, the next day, when the hamster opened the reply email, he saw his owner's concise reply, just one word: get lost.

Sincerely: "..."

Conscience of heaven and earth, he asked this question sincerely, sincerely and imminently! ! !

After realizing how disgusted Jiang Chuan was with this topic, Jinran organized his language again, trying to continue the in-depth discussion with Jiang Chuan step by step and on the sidelines. The form of [-] bends raised the question "How do you think your remaining hamster died?" When he raised the question again, he pressed the send button, but he found himself...had been blocked by Jiang Chuan .

blocked.

... count him as ruthless.

The email communication failed, but the anger towards Xu Qianqian and the melancholy towards Jiang Chuan have been mixed up in his heart for the past two days. He can't sleep well, can't eat well, and even the hair on his back is bald—he almost feels so worried again Going on, he doesn't have to continue to worry about how to die in order to be more peaceful and less irritating, and Jiang Chuan himself is more at ease. This problem is almost about to get a perfect solution that has nothing to do with his personal will.

until this day.

Jin Ran was squatting in a cage hugging a piece of vegetable circle and feeling melancholy alone. The manager Mr. Fang Yu came—looking at that face that looked so happy and cunning because he didn’t know anything, squatting in the cage The hamster silently smashed the vegetable circle in his hand against the wall of the cage—the vegetable circle made a small "snap" sound, which attracted the attention of the manager, and he bypassed Jiang Chuan who was sitting on the sofa reading a book , came to the hamster cage, and looked at the hamster in the cage with his head. Under the white eyes of the latter, the manager raised his eyebrows as if he had discovered some new world and said, "Oh, this mouse has bald hair on its back. Got a piece."

"Ah Fei is not very energetic recently," Jiang Chuan reluctantly put down the book in his hand, "I don't know what's going on, I took it to the pet hospital to see, but I didn't say anything about it."

"Xiao Hei isn't lonely anymore?"

"Hmm." Jiang Chuan thought for a while, "I don't know."

"Oh, don't say it's this fat boy. At the beginning, there was a mouse missing in the cage, and even I, Mr. Manager, felt a pain in the ass." Fang Yu opened the cage and poked the milk tea mouse inside. Suddenly, his hands paused, and he smiled and said, "Every time I see that there is only one hamster left in this cage, at first I feel as if something is missing, but later, um, I don't know when At first, the more you watch, the more you will get used to it.”

Jiang Chuan didn't answer, but turned his head, looked thoughtfully at the hamster cage behind him, and then said "oh" slowly.

What he didn't know was that this simple conversation between him and Mr. Manager gave Jinran a huge inspiration——

He felt that he had suddenly found a perfect solution to how to die with peace of mind without having to feel guilty about making Jiang Chuan sad.

……

The next day, after Jiang Chuan let the hamster out, he played on the table for a while, ate and drank, and rubbed his round belly. He jumped off the table and ran to a cabinet in the corner Downstairs, he slept on his back—a sleep that lasted forever, until he heard Jiang Chuan rummaging outside, calling its name, and moving all the furniture he could move to look for it. The hamster poked out a At a glance, he saw the man frowning slightly, he seemed a little anxious, felt distressed, finally couldn't hold back, got out from under the cabinet, ran to hug the master's ankle.

This time, Jin Ran disappeared for a long time.

On the third day, after Jiang Chuan sternly warned hamsters not to run around, Jinran still ate and drank enough according to yesterday's procedure, and then took advantage of Jiang Chuan's inattention, he hesitated for a moment, walked out the door, and came to the corridor , hid in Jiang Chuan's shoes, and hid from the day to the early morning of the next day—during the period, he heard Jiang Chuan looking for it everywhere again, and the sound of searching continued intermittently from evening to three o'clock in the middle of the night before it subsided. down.

When it was almost dawn, Jinran poked his head out of Jiang Chuan's shoes, rolled back into the cage by himself, ate something on the food bowl with his chest pressed against his back, and then went to sleep in the most conspicuous place.

This time, Jin Ran disappeared for a whole day.

Jiang Chuan was very annoyed, so he locked the door of the hamster's cage, called Fang Yu and told the manager that the hamster had been found, and after scolding the innocent manager for the hamster's recent unreliable disappearance, he locked the hamster in. Two days of confinement in a cage were punished.

On the fifth day of Jinran's plan, Jiang Chuan released it from the cage.

This time, Jinran ran a little farther, and then leaned on the food stuffed in his body, and in the shadow of the stairs of the safe passage, he endured for two days before returning home——After returning home, Jiang Chuan’s face The horrifying expression on his face told the hamster that if it wasn’t for the fact that it wasn’t as big as his slap, his slap might have stuck to its face right now…Jin Ran never believed in the novels before. When he was extremely angry, his eyes glowed green as if he could breathe fire, and when he saw Jiang Chuan at that moment, he believed it.

He knew that Jiang Chuan was very troubled.

Sometimes, when such troubles are perfectly passed on to the hamster, he also becomes troubled—sometimes, he is even so troubled that he can't help but think, "Let's forget about Xu Qianqian, let's just live this quietly for three to five years." There's nothing wrong with a hamster's short life"—but soon, when he realized what he was doing, he quickly gave up the idea of ​​​​a lost dog.

He knew he had to be tough.

So next, after being locked up, Jinran tried to disappear for a long time again—this time, he didn't go far away, but squatted under the wardrobe where he hid at the beginning and looked at Jiang Chuan, and then he I found that compared to the anxiety he felt when he disappeared for a long time the first time, Jiang Chuan seemed much calmer this time. Although he still called Fang Yu to tell him to come and find the hamster, he no longer showed his emotions like before. It was on the face, and on the other side of the phone, Fang Yu also said very helpfully: "It's only been missing for a long time. Didn't it last two or three days before? Don't worry, it's okay."

Jiang Chuan hung up the phone, turned his head, and saw the hamster lying behind him. He was silent for a while, and then stretched out his hand—the hamster jumped from the back of the sofa to his palm, held his face with its claws, and held himself The furry head poked over and rubbed.

He heard the man sigh softly, raised his hand and rubbed between his brows wearily: "Fat, stop running around."

Sincerely: "..."

I am sorry.

But that's it, that's fine.

……

It's like boiling a frog in warm water.

Jinran used up Jiang Chuan's patience again and again, disappearing from time to time, and then reappearing silently - the longest period of time, it disappeared for five days, Jiang Chuan just started looking for it everywhere, but he also has his own work after all , Announcements must be rushed, scripts must be read, and the promotional activities of "Strange Records of the Republic of China" cannot be absent. The man can only spend a short time every day. After returning to the apartment, he will use a flashlight to look for hamsters at home in the corridor and in the yard.

On the sixth day, when Jinran appeared, he saw Jiang Chuan heaved a sigh of relief and gave him a lot of food to eat, but this time, he didn't get angry and didn't put him in confinement again, but just sat there and stared at the hamster After a while, I stretched out my hand and touched it, then turned around and went to do my own thing without saying anything.

At this time, Jin Ran realized that the time he had been waiting for had finally arrived.

He spent the whole afternoon with the man, Jiang Chuan read documents, it squatted on Jiang Chuan's lap; Jiang Chuan stood up to stretch his shin, and it jumped into his pocket; even Even when Jiang Chuan walked into the bathroom to take a bath, it also squeezed in through the crack of the door and was soaked in water—in short, it followed Jiang Chuan wherever he went, and he couldn't drive him away.

In the early morning, the hamster fell asleep with the owner.

When the human being around him heard the sound of sound sleep, squatting next to his head, the hamster who closed his eyes as if he had fallen asleep opened his eyes—it jumped off the pillow and onto the quilt, Squatting in front of the sleeping master, staring at him for a long time, as if he wanted to engrave the face in front of his brain vividly. Finally, as if he had finally made up his mind, the hamster stretched out its small claws The paw touched the man's warm nose, retracted the paw, turned around, and jumped off the bed resolutely.

……

Just know this is the last time.

As the finale of "Hamster Ah Fei's Tracker".

But at this moment, when Jin Ran realizes that he is about to fulfill his action, he is suddenly confused: he doesn't know what method he should use to leave.

At first, it wanted to jump off the building. The twenty-odd-storey apartment flew down, and it would be against the gravity of the earth if it didn't fall into a pool of meatloaf. But when he stood by the window and looked down, he suddenly heard The sound of the man in the room turning over in his sleep made him hesitate again: After he disappeared, Jiang Chuan would always search every corner with a flashlight. It was hard for him to imagine that when a man saw such a pool of flesh and blood under his window What do you think when something is blurry.

After all, all he did these days was to make Jiang Chuan feel that Ah Fei was just missing, not dead.

Just like what Fang Yu said, "habit" is a very terrible thing - in the long days of waiting for Ah Fei to come home with hope in his heart, as time goes by, a man will forget about it one day - The whole process didn't even cause any great pain, the pace of life was so fast, and the star's work was so busy, within a month, he would forget about the hamster.

And before he forgot, Ah Fei was still alive in his heart.

Yes, in Jinran's opinion, there is probably no better plan than this one.

"..."

Silently retracting the paws that had already been stepped on, the hamster turned his head and jumped out of the window. When he squeezed out of the door and came to the dark corridor, he found that the corridor was covered by the bright moonlight and the sky. The stars shine like daytime—it’s midsummer, and the warm wind with the fragrance of night flowers blows through the corridor. I stand quietly in the corridor and think for a while, "Is this the most beautiful night that can be imagined for suicide?" While asking this question, he suddenly heard the croaking of frogs in the pond downstairs.

The hamster squatting in the corridor shivered because of the sudden sound, looked around to confirm that there was nothing there, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself: Where did the dead frog come from?

But soon, I suddenly realized that this seemed to be a hint——

He thought of the dream he had dreamed that day in Xu Qianqian's villa.

He hid, hiding under the lotus leaves. Although he was so anxious that he wanted to jump out and tell Jiang Chuan that I was here, he couldn't move in the dream. He could only watch Jiang Chuan looking for it cruelly—as if These days, what he has been doing is to make Jiang Chuan adapt to the so-called escape game of his disappearance; During the journey, in order to fight against Xu Qianqian's murder, he risked giving up his life as a hamster; in the dream, he also seemed to sink quietly into the bottom of the water in such a quiet, starry night...

There is a pond downstairs.

As long as it sinks into the pond, unless Jiang Chuan drains the entire pond, he will never find the body of "Fatty Hamster".

And the process of going to death cannot tolerate any hesitation.

After climbing dozens of stairs for thousands of miles to the pond downstairs, when lying on the pond, the hamster can even see the fish that seem to never sleep in the pond come over, spitting bubbles curiously, Looking at the furry face kneeling on the edge of the pool across the water—they gathered here, as if expecting it to drop some bread crumbs or something like a human being to fill their stomachs.

However, what these poor fishes didn't expect was that there were only two sounds of "plop" and "crash" in succession, and the furry idiot threw itself down like this.

Everything in the dream seemed to repeat itself again, the sound of bubbles in my ears, a string of small bubbles coming out of my nose, ears, and mouth—oh, the only difference is that I was surprised I found that the pool water in summer can be so cold, and this coldness seems to be more three-dimensional and vivid than the scene in the dream.

With his eyes open, he looked up at the swaying sleep that was getting farther and farther away from him, shattering the moonlight reflected on the sleep.

While the cold and suffocating oppression swept over his body, he felt a certain place on his fingertips was warm, which made that place feel special.

Jinran thought about it, and then said "Oh" silently in his heart, and then remembered that the second finger on his right paw was the one he had touched Jiang Chuan's nose just now.

In the end, he left with Jiang Chuan's body temperature.

very nice.

Accidentally, I became more confident about waking up as a human being.