There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

simmering.

...Hold on.

...he actually told me to hold back.

Isn't the normal direction at this time telling me the direction of the toilet enthusiastically and gently telling me to be careful not to worry about slippery roads?ah!I'm going to pee my pants, you bastard! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It took Jinran nearly 30 seconds to accept the man's weird answer. After 30 seconds, he turned his head and looked at him for a while with the tall man who was leaning against the door with his arms folded and looking at him expressionlessly. It was around No. At 30 seconds, he realized that Jiang Chuan didn't seem to be joking: This guy is really not going to lend him the toilet.

Humans are such cheap creatures, once they realize that going to the toilet is hopeless, the urge to urinate instantly defeats all reason, and it seems like countless mental particles called "I want to piss squad" are waving banners and clamoring to occupy the brain base all the way. ——At this moment, his lower abdomen was tense, and he had to clamp his legs tightly at this moment, not daring to relax even a little bit, complaining in his heart why he reported the address of Jiang Chuan's house at the risk of death, otherwise he would have died by now Hugging the toilet at home affectionately and affectionately—wait a minute, I can't think about the toilet, I want to pee even more! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The black-haired young man had a bitter face: "...Jiang Chuan, brother Chuan, brother, can I call you uncle?"

"It's useless to call him dad," Jiang Chuan said indifferently, "My house doesn't have a toilet."

"Liar!" Jin Ran's voice was almost crying.

Jiang Chuan raised his eyebrows: "You also know that being cheated is very infuriating?"

Jinran: "..." With the ability to stick to the theme every minute, why don't you become the leader of the country! ! !

"If you have a toilet, don't lend it to liars." Jiang Chuan stood up straight, and walked in front of Jinran in two or three steps, "Three hours ago, someone told me that he had fallen asleep, but turned around and left the door. In the end, he didn’t know where he went, got drunk, and asked a stranger to take him home—ah, by the way, it wasn’t his own home that he returned to in the end.”

Now the person who has the right to control the toilet is the uncle, and he apologized with a smile: "I was joking with you, I didn't sleep, who can sleep after being hacked like this, right, look at me to prove that I am pitiful, being hacked, and still holding back Urine……"

Jiang Chuan said lightly: "Then let me play a joke on you too."

"?" I had a bad premonition.

Jiang Chuan approached the black-haired young man, so close that the tip of his nose was almost touching the tip of his nose, he whistled.

Jin Ran went crazy: "!!!!!!!!!!!! Is it you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As a result, as soon as he roared, the impulse in his lower abdomen became more violent (...), the black-haired young man himself suffered retribution, and with a "uh", his angry face instantly distorted into a messy collapsed face in the wind, bending Lowering his waist, he took small steps and sat down on Jiang Chuan's sofa—at the same time, the man who had finished whistling straightened up and looked at the black-haired young man who was sitting on his sofa with a painful face: "Let's just say it right. It’s a joke about Erbajing, right? Once upon a time, there was an American who was too anxious to hold his urine, so he became a Jiang Guoren—ah, this Chinese joke is really interesting, I laugh every time I see it.”

In fact, the man’s face was serious and he obviously wasn’t smiling, but when he heard the joke, Jinran felt that his tears were already rolling in his eyes—he vowed that if he had the chance in the future, he would definitely kill the author who made up this joke, Chinese Is level eight amazing? What is there to show off? ... But everything, let him survive the night today. In fact, Yuan Jinran now only feels that he may be suffocated to death by the bubble of urine in his bladder at any time, so don't say anything "in the future "Are.

Jinran took a deep breath: "Jiang Chuan, I think we need to sit down and have a good talk."

"Okay." The man nodded and asked, "Shall I make you a pot of tea and sit down and talk slowly?"

Sincerely: "..."

This person definitely did it on purpose!

Jinran took a deep breath: "We need to clarify a problem. Although there are rumors about how the two of us are doing, in fact, you also know that the two of us are not doing well, so, from a certain angle For example, we are now two independent male organisms - you know what that means? It means that if one of them goes out and steals behind the other's back, if you like, wait a minute, this seems a bit strange But never mind, I think you know what I mean - I don't think there's any reason for one of them to be angry with the other under the circumstances."

Jiang Chuan: "Then?"

Jinran: "I didn't explain clearly enough? So many things happened, so of course I'm in a bad mood tonight, so I went out and had a drink - you're nothing like me, so you shouldn't care too much."

After Jinran finished speaking, he saw the man sitting on the other side of the sofa change his sitting posture - at the same time, the air pressure around him dropped by about dozens of degrees... The man looked at the man sitting on the sofa with a blank expression. The young black-haired young man with his legs crossed, restrained the previous banter in his azure blue pupils. He nodded and calmly said, "I see."

Between the words, the man's eyes turned a slightly darker blue, gloomy and deep, as unfathomable as the deep sea... When stared at by such eyes, I feel like I am being stared at by a cheetah The urinating deer (...), in short, there is no doubt that at this time he realized that he probably said the wrong thing.

He especially wanted to know what did Jiang Chuan's eerie sentence "I know" mean he knew?

So he tried to rescue him: "Actually, you can't say that you are not someone from me, you are still my good junior brother from the same school."

After the words fell, he saw that Jiang Chuan's pupils almost turned dark blue.

Jinran realized that not only had he failed in the rescue, but he seemed to have made the situation a little more serious... So he sighed, downcast and honestly admitted his mistake: "I was wrong, I'm just a bad-witted person right now. Drunk man, I'm to blame for everything - I shouldn't lie to you, no matter what the reason is, I shouldn't run out to drink behind your back, I swear that in the future, as long as I say go to bed, I will go to bed immediately and close my eyes, even if I don't play on my phone I will put myself to sleep immediately after taking sleeping pills—the above, after the review, is extremely profound, deep into the bone marrow, so Jiang Chuan, can you borrow—”

Jiang Chuan asked: "Do you know the person who brought you back?"

Jinran: "I don't know, but that's not the point. The point now is whether the toilet is okay..."

Jiang Chuan: "What do you mean it's not the point, you can safely get in the car of someone you don't know?"

Jin Ran: "That's my car."

Jiang Chuan: "You gave him the keys, and he was the one who drove the car. What's the difference between the car and his own? Do you think that everyone is a traffic policeman who cares who the owner of the car is written in the household registration book?"

Jinran lied without thinking: "I drive the car myself."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Jinran: "..."|Jiang Chuan chuckled, his azure blue pupils flickered and became more inscrutable than before, and he signaled with contemptuous eyes to the one who looked remorseful and wanted to sew up his train-running mouth The reputation of the black-haired young man has been declared bankrupt—if he hadn’t acted rashly at this moment, he would have peed his pants, and Jinran might have smashed the wall with remorse on the spot: Sure enough, alcohol was a mistake, the ancients did not deceive me!

Under Jinran's terrified gaze, Jiang Chuan lit a cigarette, took two puffs, stood up after a pause and said, "The toilet is over there, use it yourself, remember to close the door when you leave."

What?Jinran didn't react all of a sudden, and sat in a daze for a few seconds. He looked at Jiang Chuan's back and walked to the bedroom without turning his head. The strong "I hate you" emotion conveyed by the back is not concealed at all... This kind of awareness made Jinran's chest tight, and he shrank back into the sofa, and said in a low voice without confidence: "But it's so late... "

The figure of Jiang Chuan who was about to walk into the bedroom paused: "Don't you have a car?"

"But I've been drinking..."

No matter, don't go anyway.

Now his head is dizzy and he can't speak properly. He can't figure out the chaos tonight... After making up his mind, the black-haired young man stood up, looked down for his slippers, and found out when he came in. Because it was brought in by Jiang Chuan, he didn't have time to wear slippers, so he just stood there with bare feet, looked around to find the direction of the toilet according to the memory of the hamster, and said absently: "I can't drive like this, what if something happens? "

In fact, all kinds of excuses at this time are very guilty.

But I don't know if it's the alcohol that made him extra courageous today. In short, the tone that at least sounded very natural made people very angry, so where he couldn't see, the man frowned slightly, and there was a dark tide in his eyes No one knows what he is thinking at this moment. After a moment of silence, he can only hear him say in an emotionless voice: "I will call Fang Yu and ask him to pick you up."

"The company worked overtime overnight for a meeting tonight, and it's already three o'clock, so why not trouble him?" Jin Ran looked at his watch, "I'm going to the company at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, and now I'm waiting for him to pick me up and go home. I could sleep for a few hours."

At this time, Jin Ran had already come to the door of the toilet.

You know, if a person has been holding back his urine for a long time, then the moment he steps into the toilet door and takes off his pants, the urge to urinate is the most violent and irresistible——Chen Ruan closed the toilet door casually, fumbled anxiously to untie his pants Belt, while complaining in a voice that was almost broken: "You just take me in for a while, although I don't know why when the brat asked me for my address before, I gave your home address But since it’s all like this, no matter how much you hate me, I’ll—”

At this moment, he suddenly heard the door behind him being forcefully opened. Before he could react to what happened, the door behind him was opened in the next second, and the strong arm wrapped around him in an instant. His waist was slightly taken aback, and then he felt his whole body being dragged from behind——

He was taken aback at first.

Then he felt the scorching breath of the person behind him spray on his neck.

This made him get goosebumps all over his body, and he quickly turned around and shouted in surprise: "What are you doing!"

The man behind said in a bad tone, "Let's go now."

Jinran: "Toilet—"

Jiang Chuan: "No more."

Jinran took a deep breath, "What are you crazy about again, Jiang Chuan, let me go, at least let me--fuck, I call you daddy, daddy please let go, you're strangling me like this, I feel like I'm going to Can't hold back—ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, with an extremely disturbing scream in the middle of the night, the world suddenly fell into deathly silence.