[Comprehensive myths and legends] The man with the fox, you are mighty and majestic

When the lazy Fan Zhou came back and stared at Liang Nan in the new restaurant, and heard the news that the couple were going to be promoted to be the officiant, he suddenly remembered that they were married only a few years apart.The pair of them, who had been reincarnated for thousands of years, were finally able to stay together. They are a model of bitterness, but they haven't held a wedding banquet yet.

Why didn't you do such an important thing? !

Liang Nan, who was paranoid, was jealous, so he threw the dazzling post far away, and stuck it into the door panel, even if he dug it, he couldn't get it out.

Fan Zhou's eyes cramped and he waved his hand.

Dai Zi, who understood the master's intentions and was full of skills, quickly changed to a new door without a sound, and then hid without a trace in the style of a dark guard.

Fan Zhou carried the sticky wood that had been stubborn recently, and wondered if this guy had recently developed a new field of arrogance in addition to being boring, and even if he got married, he would have to be jealous. After giving birth to a cub, he still has to go to the sky to find a way to be a boy!

Not to mention how terrifying the idea of ​​boys and girls is!

What can a fox and a beam make? !

Is it a puppet fox?Or a beam with ears, tail and legs? !

No matter which one is unacceptable, okay! !

wrong!wrong!

Fan Zhou shook his head violently. As a normal man, shouldn't the first thing he should think about is who will be reborn? !

Ahaha, I have been in contact with the gods and immortals with a strong sense of humor for a long time, and even I have become funny compared to myself!That does not work!

(Darling, a normal man would never think of this possibility at all, so wake up!)

The paranoid Fang Liang, who has been taught by the "Tai Zuo" who has become more and more tempered these days, has already habitually waited for a storm with his head in his arms.

He hasn't forgotten the bold words of his little fox that he wants to saw off a piece of him and make it into a washboard.

Now seeing the little fox holding his collar in a daze, shaking his head violently with a look of horror, he couldn't help but ask what happened to the little fox.

With a bald mouth, Fan Zhoushun said, "Give birth to a baby..."

Mu Mu's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Really, you want to give birth to me?!"

Fan Zhou woke up instantly, threw the wood out with one paw, a perfect parabola, and fell directly into the pond in the yard with a plop, splashing a big splash.

Fan Zhou clapped his hands, raised his chin, raised his phoenix eyes, grinned coldly, bared his white sharp canine teeth, and looked at the authentic sinking wood in the pond that dared not stand up.

"Give birth to a baby? Give it to you? Who will give birth? I don't have that ability, have you found someone with that ability?"

Shouting out his claws that were sharp enough to shine, he blew on the tips of the claws, "You still feel itchy recently, but I can fix it for you!"

The three-tailed demon fox became angry from embarrassment.

Fang Liangjing, who had been crushed for four or nine days, lay in the pond with his head covered in algae, giggling and daring not to come out.

This guy really refreshed the image in his heart every minute. Fan Zhou helplessly raised his forehead. At first, the tough guy and cool guy no longer knew when he became the current paranoid guy. The power of this butcher knife.

Discouraged, Fan Zhou shook his hands, "Come up quickly, don't soak it, it won't be worth much if it breaks."

Liang Nan climbed up, dripping wet, and leaned in front of Fan Zhou on purpose. If there was a tail behind him, it would have turned into a windmill.

Fan Zhou had no choice but to cast a spell to make this guy look like a human again, so as not to embarrass himself.

"If you really want to get married, when you go back, let's ask the boss to officiate the wedding for us. We can do it in the garden. As for jealousy, I'm an old man. Why do you grow back with your temper?" .”

Liang Nan automatically filtered out the second half, and when he heard that Fan Zhou was willing to have a wedding with him, he smiled smugly on the spot.

Fan Zhou frowned, and began to feel that something was wrong. Thinking about it now, this guy's temper seems to have become more and more erratic in recent years, and it doesn't really have that function, hormone secretion stimulation or something, why? It doesn't feel right.

"That's not in a hurry, anyway, I don't know when I can go back, let's be serious first."

Fan Zhou broke off the distorted face of the wood, with a serious expression.

"What's the matter?" Seeing this, Liang Nan restrained her silly expression and tried to be serious.

"Don't you feel that your temper and personality are getting more and more wrong recently? Speaking of which, your cultivation base has also grown a lot. I remember that when I was about to grow three tails, I had a weird temper. If you don't, you should too. Have you crossed the robbery?"

Fan Zhou remembered that the wood said that it was a long time ago that he crossed the catastrophe last time, and it was still the fourth or ninth heavenly catastrophe.

He was hacked nine times, and he was chopped alive into a charcoal-burning fox!

This guy has to be hacked 45 times, so he can't turn from a beam into a firestick!

Fan Zhou was very worried.

Liang Nan was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.

Picking up the sad little fox is just a mess.

Fan Zhou, who was already so worried, almost turned his face and called him a bear face again.

Liang Nan put the little fox in his arms and smoothed the hair when he saw it. The warm beauty who was cared for by the beloved little guy hurriedly explained.

"Don't worry, it's not so easy to pass the tribulation. Thunder tribulation is both danger and opportunity. We are not like human cultivators. Human cultivators generally don't have to go through thunder calamity, but we don't have any inner demon tests. If you survive the thunder tribulation, you will be able to step up to a big step. This kind of opportunity is not so good, although my cultivation base has also increased a lot recently, but it is still far away from Ying Jie.

It's you, although it seems that the third tail grows very quickly after the second tail grows, it's all because of the karma of the previous life and the chance of the present life, and I'm afraid it will take another few hundred years to grow the fourth tail.

Less than 300 years have passed since my four or nine days of calamity. If I can go through five or nine days so soon, those guys in the garden will be green with envy. "

Hearing what he said, Fan Zhou was relieved a lot, but he was still puzzled, "Then what's the matter with your temper that explodes at every turn? I remember you weren't like that back then, and you looked quite majestic. I was quite afraid of you back then."

cough--

Liang Nan coughed dryly, trying to dismiss the topic as if nothing had happened, to preserve his wise image.

Fan Zhou narrowed his eyes, and suddenly thought of a possibility, maybe this guy started to reveal his true colors because he felt more and more secure.

So what he says is majestic, cool, handsome and domineering is all pretending. This guy's true nature is a dark and violent man who will blow up at a little bit, has a big heart, and is super vicious. Haven't changed!

Nima, it's hard for him to be lied to!

Fan Zhou wanted to bark his teeth and stretch his claws again.

After more than 20 years of old man, this wood finally put away its shiny tail feathers, revealing its hairless buttocks. Fan Zhou was really annoyed and funny when he thought about it, and he also breathed a sigh of relief.

So he put his interest back on the matter of marrying Yang Yuwei.

In fact, he has had a few weddings over the years, but he has never actually participated in a marriage, and he has no chance, so it is quite new.

Freshness means inexperienced, but don't be afraid, there are almighty Hu Butler and Dai Zishu.

Yang Yuwei also had servants, and he had already prepared almost everything, so he didn't need Fan Zhouzheng to intervene to help, he just needed to show his face when the time came.

There is a lively wedding going on here, and some people in the corner over there are unhappily making bad ideas.

Although the husband and wife rely on their confidence and say the same among the heterogeneous in this land, no one dares to provoke them.

It seems to be doing well in the crowd, a group of friends, well-organized from top to bottom, following the rules and sympathy of being a human being.

But no one is silver, but silver and those noble people look down on them. The couple have become more and more high-profile in the past few years. Fan Zhou's business has become more and more prosperous, and the more he does, the greater the influence, and he has already provoked him. Many people suffer from pink eye.

The original business was new, and no one had done it before. Naturally, there was no such thing as competition for shares. , not to mention this age without copyright.

But this time Fan Zhou opened a restaurant, and the business was so booming, it poked a lot of people's lungs, and finally had a point to explode, this time he finally hit business with them.

It's just nitpicking.

Thinking about how many generations they have been running here, at least more than ten years, but they are not as good as these two people with unknown origins who are bluffing and defrauding under the name of magic sticks, how can they be satisfied.

At this moment, I want to be the officiant of others, but the groom is a well-known scholar, and two white merchants, actually swaggeringly become the officiant of the scholars, so shameless!

But even though it is a bluff to slander others, looking at all these things, it seems that they have real skills, so even if they hate their hearts, most people still stay away and just take advantage of their mouths behind their backs.

Whether Fan Zhou knew about this, of course he knew.

Everyone is in the same guild, and they have to meet every time the guild has a party. With Fan Zhou's current cultivation level, ordinary people can still hide from his eyes if they are a little tricky.

But there is a lot of meat, not to be envied by others is a mediocrity, so it should be praised, anyway, these people can't turn out any flowers.

Fan Zhou is still very confident in this point.

It's not that no one has made an idea to buy a few shopkeepers or buddies in Fan Zhou's business with a lot of money, so as to make some troubles for Fan Zhou and his wife by finding out some inside information.

It's a pity that no matter how high the price is, no matter the shopkeeper, the chef or the waiter who is approached, they all have contemptuous expressions and are very magnanimous in contempt.

Hate people bleeding gums.

I don't know how much the couple paid their buddies to raise such a group of rich and good buddies!

Ha ha!

Not to mention gold and silver, even if they are treasures, any little fox monster can make a bunch of them in minutes to fool people. Compared with the benefits you can get from the ancestors, gold and silver are magic things!

Disdain is not negotiable!

It’s not going to happen, it’s not going to happen, if you can raise such a loyal man, no matter if they’re strange people or not, they’re considered personalities, and many people just hold back and hold back, anyway, Mrs. Fan Zhou is not really a wretched person, but If you can make a good friendship, maybe it will come in handy in the future.

There is one who is not willing to give up.

It was none other than Jian Jianshan, the owner of Jian's shop, the first restaurant the couple tried after arriving in Lintong.

This Jian's shop is an old shop, and it has been handed down to Jian Jianshan for the third generation. It has always been the number one place in Lintong's catering industry. After the husband and wife came, he was like a firefly meeting the sun, he could only watch the two young boys from outside stealing the limelight while he was obliterated by everyone.

This person is small-minded, but also not very courageous. He has always wanted to cause trouble for the couple, but he is always timid and afraid to do it, and he doesn't know how to do it. He is so worried that his hair has turned gray a lot.

It was his wife who couldn't see it anymore, and gave him an idea, which immediately caught Jian Jianshan's eyes, slapped his thigh fiercely, and immediately became energetic and geared up.

What good idea did this Mrs. Jane give?

It's simple and classic.

Find someone to poach the wall and provoke the couple to disagree.

What?The couple's famous love?

In this world, the only thing in the world is a pickaxe that can't be swung badly, and a corner that can't be dug out? !

Didn't you say that both of them are strange people?

At that time, if they fight with each other, they will lose both sides, and they won't care about business.

Maybe this mess can be a bit cheap.