[Comprehensive myths and legends] The man with the fox, you are mighty and majestic

Fan Zhou was woken up by urination, he always felt that something was pressing on his bladder.Opening his eyes, he turned out to be a strong man. Not only was he pressing his bladder, but he was almost pinned on him like a tortoise shell.

"Get up, get up!" Fan Zhou struggled hard, the hunk was too tight, his body was not strong enough, so Fan Zhou had to find another way - to twist his ears.

At the beginning, Fan Zhou was not willing to use his strength, but he didn't expect this guy to sleep like a dead pig, so he became cruel and tried his best.

Fan Zhou started to feel pain for the hunk, and the sleepy god lazily opened his eyes, his small eyes were still very aggrieved, why didn't he let him sleep, he finally hugged the baby to sleep, it wasn't satisfying yet.

Fan Zhou's face turned green, "Hurry up, if you don't let me go—" It's too shameful to say that I'm going to pee on the kang, so Fan Zhou got stuck.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the hunk let go of his hands and feet obediently, and Fan Zhou ran to the toilet as if his butt was on fire.

Behind his back, the macho bared his white teeth unkindly. Why is his little fox so rare!

With bad intentions, the hunk walked over and pushed the door of the bathroom. Sure enough, the lock didn't come. He gently opened the door, and the hunk went in openly.

Fan Zhou managed to avoid the lifelong shame of peeing on the kang at the age of 35. He breathed a sigh of relief, and when he turned around, he saw a naked man leaning on the washstand and staring at him. Fan Zhou was frightened. Almost had another diabetes collapse.

"You guy can't make any noise?! I'm scared to death! No, why can you come in, I'm still inside!"

"I'm helping you get used to it. We're both together now, so what's the difference between you and me? Of course we can be together in anything." The hunk's expression was quite upright.

Fan Zhou was speechless, he completely knelt down to the hunk.

Does he really want to be with such a fierce guy? Those who always feel that they will be bullied in the future don't even know they are being bullied.Imagine how miserable it feels.

Liang Mengnan didn't know that the little fox was thinking about running away. To him, how could the meat in his bowl escape.

Holding the little fox, they took a super long shower together, then carried the exhausted little fox to the washstand, and shaved carefully and gently.

This posture was too ambiguous, Fan Zhou's face turned redder than before, and his waist began to soften, and the serious expression of the hunk clinging to his face was even more attractive, Fan Zhou couldn't bear it anymore.

After finally surviving this sweet torture, Fan Zhou quickly ran out of the bathroom.

The fierce man didn't catch the little fox, and he couldn't enjoy the fun of the little fox shaving himself. He was a little disappointed.

In fact, the hunk is not indifferent.

That guy Lan Yi's instigation was nothing serious at all. The little fox looked easy to bully, but was actually very strong. There was no way the little fox would have a problem with returning to his body, and the hunk was very confident.On the contrary, he inquired about the little fox's experience in this life, and felt very distressed, wishing to beat those who bullied the little fox into stuffed buns with sticks, and give the master's pet extra meals.

But right now is not the time to talk about these things. Looking at the progress of the little fox, it will only be a few days before returning to the original body, and he must not relax.

After enjoying breakfast, Fan Zhou and the fierce man wandered slowly along the corridor.

"Don't you have to go to work today?" Fan Zhou found that the frequency of macho men appearing recently is abnormally high. If you want to talk about love, work is also very important.The economic base has the superstructure.

"No, I changed my job. The previous job was done by someone else, and the subsequent work arrangement has not yet come down. I will rest during this period."

That's just right, why don't you take me around and see if there is anything I can do by the way, I don't know what to do. "Fan Zhou sometimes feels that he is born to work hard.

The fierce man patted Fan Zhou's head, "Okay, wait for me to borrow a car and take you around the garden. It won't last a day. If you see somewhere you want to go, we will go and have a look. What are you interested in."

"Okay." Fan Zhou immediately regained his energy. He has been very happy these few days, everyone he met was easy to get along with, and he even got a boyfriend. The point is, this is someone who will ignore his age, right? The kind of boyfriend he'd ever dreamed of being the babysitter boyfriend.

Fan Zhou found that he had almost forgotten the despair of being desperate and hopeless before, so many brightly colored and simple and direct things suddenly rushed into his vision, tearing off the film that wrapped him in the past at once, even Breathing has become free.

The sound of tapping and tapping accompanied by the sound of bells came towards him from far and near. Fan Zhou looked up and almost lost his breath from laughing.

The tall, dark man was leading a collar made of colorful hemp rope around his neck, and a bell was hung on it. The most wonderful thing was that a felt blanket with red flowers in green fields was spread on the back of the donkey.

After finally catching his breath, Fan Zhou pointed at the donkey, "Are you a little daughter-in-law who wants to go back to her mother's house?"

"Well, take the little daughter-in-law home for a visit." The hunk grinned his white teeth and patted the back of the donkey, "Come on, I'll help you lead the donkey, I promise I won't fall you."

Fan Zhou now understands what it means to lift a rock and hit himself in the foot.

"Didn't you say to borrow a car?"

"My tricycle has already been taken over by someone else, and I have already started work, so I can't borrow it. I went to borrow her minivan from the aunt who bought vegetables. She said that it would take too much gas to go out, and it would delay shopping for vegetables. She lent me her donkey, it’s a donkey that just received a bride from the grocery shopping lady’s house, it’s very auspicious!”

Fan Zhou looked at the auspicious donkey that was still dressed in red, and imagined that he was riding on it, and the strong man was leading the donkey.

Fan Zhou refused to get on the donkey desperately, and he would not do anything this time.

The hunk had no choice but to say, "Then how about I borrow a car, put on a donkey, and take a donkey cart?"

Fan Zhou imagined it for a while, and still thought it was weird, but it couldn't be better than riding a donkey anyway, so he agreed hesitantly.

The fierce man went to borrow the cart again, and came back quite quickly. He hitched the donkey in two or three strokes, sat in the driver's seat, and turned around to greet Fan Zhou, "Come on, I'll take it easy, I'm fine."

Fan Zhou had never done this kind of cart pulled by animals. He said it was a cart, but it was actually a cart with two wheels under the board. There was no seat, so he could just sit on the board.The hunk carefully placed a cushion on it to prevent Fan Zhou from getting used to it and making it uncomfortable.The car board was a little slanted, Fan Zhou moved all the way to the position behind the hunk before sitting down.

"Grab my waist, I'm leaving." The strong man swung his whip, and the donkey kicked forward, and the cart rocked and swayed. Fan Zhou, a bumpkin in the city, found it interesting again.

The donkey walked slowly, and Fan Zhou leaned on the hunk's shoulder and asked, "Where are we going?"

"Take you to see the great lake."

"Last time when Lan Fan took me to climb the mountain, I took a look at it from a distance. The lake is so beautiful."

"It's better to walk in and see, but that place is not for people in the garden. The boss is afraid of being ruined by others. Last time, some international director asked someone to come here to shoot scenes. The price was raised several times. The boss didn't agree, because he was afraid that the film would attract a group of followers and spoil the place."

"Good job!" Fan Zhou was always blamed by people around him, because he always talked about the environment, natural animals and so on, and wanted to invest in something to improve the environment if he had some spare money.Sometimes Fan Zhou thinks that even if he was not born in that kind of family, he might be out of tune with ordinary people.

Fan Zhou felt a little depressed when he thought about it, he put his head on the strong man's back and rubbed it.

The hunk stretched out his arm and patted Fan Zhou's waist back, then turned around and gnawed Fan Zhou's cheek in a cold breath.

Fan Zhou quickly sat up and looked left and right, all the lows flew away, in broad daylight, this guy is really shameless.

Coincidentally, there were two aunts on the side of the road who came out to pick vegetables in the fields with baskets on their shoulders. Fan Zhou's face turned green and his whole body was stiff.He really didn't want to repeat the experience of being viewed as a perverted garbage germ.

"Hey, isn't this Daliangzi? Why haven't I seen you get out of the car recently?" An old woman greeted cheerfully.

The other aunt covered her mouth and laughed, and poked the sisters around her, "I can't even see it, and I'm taking my partner to meet relatives."

This time, the hunk turned his head and smiled at the aunts very politely, "I'll bring you candy later."

"Then let's wait!" The two aunts watched them swaying away in the donkey cart, and then left cheerfully. It is estimated that with the propaganda of these two aunts, it will take a long time. There must be no one in the ten miles. I don't know that Daliangzi, who rode a three-wheeler for Dayuanzi to solicit customers, has a girlfriend.

Fan Zhou's head has always been dull, and he hasn't reflected on it even after walking a long way. What does this mean? When did the villagers become so open-minded?

The macho didn't feel any movement behind him for a long time. He grabbed the donkey and turned around to look. Sure enough, if his little fox was the prototype, the fur on his whole body would probably be blown off. Even now, there are still a pair of furry ears on his head, but it's just that he was stimulated just now. It was too big, and I didn't notice that the ears on the head had changed.

The fierce man held Fan Zhou's face and kissed him repeatedly, until Fan Zhou's mood calmed down, and he finally let go after being kissed enough.The pale face just now was successfully brought back to the flushed good look by the macho man, but unfortunately the pair of hairy ears also disappeared.

The strong man swung his whip, and the donkey continued to move forward.This time, the hunk simply sat side by side with Fan Zhou in his arms, so it was convenient for him to do anything. Fan Zhou had something on his mind, so he didn't notice the wolfish ambitions of the people around him.

"Hey, why are people here so open-minded? If a normal aunt sees that two men are dating, how could she react like this?"

The hunk smiled, "Don't worry, life here is so good, don't look down on anyone, don't make bad ideas about anyone. As for why, you will know when you see the boss. You just stay here steadfastly, Let's have a good time together."

Fan Zhouben's mood was ups and downs just now. Hearing this, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he leaned sideways on the shoulder of the hunk man, resting his whole body weight on it with confidence.The fierce man put his arm around the baby's waist, and waved his whip twice with the other hand, walking on the winding mountain road, when he heard a man roaring a folk song that he didn't know what it was.

Fan Zhou began to listen to the tone-deaf tune, and almost rolled down with joy, but after listening to it for a long time, Xi Shi appeared in the eye of the beholder, and gradually began to find it pleasant, so he also yelled.

The pair of fools yelled so hard that all the animals in the woods wanted to move.