[Comprehensive myths and legends] The man with the fox, you are mighty and majestic

Fan Zhou was even more amused to see these people being amused by the way he looked like an enemy when he smiled.

In fact, he is not scary at all, it's just that these few people are innocent and feel guilty because they feel rude.He has seen too many guys who are thick-skinned, dark-hearted, and vicious. These few are so cute.

Fan Zhou took a sip from the teacup in hand, looked at several people with a smile, and said slowly: "In the past, you all listened to fresh stories from me, but today you have to change the rules. It's my turn to listen to it for the first time. How about this, you can also exchange the story, what you have experienced, what you hear and what you think is fine, it is best to be a fairy tale, or a folk anecdote, as long as I listen to it. That’s right, how about telling you what the heavens are like and what the gods are like? It’s fair.”

Several people saw that Fan Zhou not only didn't blame them for coming uninvited, but was also so easy to talk to, and they thought, yes, this is better, and they can listen to more stories, so they all nodded their heads in agreement, scratching their heads. I began to wonder what stories could impress this "strange man".

Fan Zhou was not in a hurry, he still drank tea slowly, ate snacks and fruits, and waited patiently.

After a while, Yan Chixia, who was still the oldest, spoke first.

Yan Chixia is a Daoist and a swordsman, and the stories she has experienced are exciting enough.

Fan Zhou thought that hearing Yan Chixia tell Nie Xiaoqian's story would definitely be interesting, but unexpectedly, although Yan Chixia was a good person, she was not willing to publicize it, so she told a story that had nothing to do with him.

"That was a matter of hundreds of years. At that time, even the previous dynasty had not yet established a dynasty. During that time, the year was not good, and there were severe droughts for several years. The crops in the field were already poor. After the severe drought Locust plagues are prone to occur. There is a small county town, probably near the present Yangping. It was originally a place with many mountains and valleys, and there is very little cultivated land. After the severe drought, the people can no longer live happily. Those who want to change their sons and eat them.

The local county magistrate is sympathetic to the people's feelings and is very anxious. He burns incense day and night to pray, praying for the blessing of the gods, and can give the people a way to survive.

Finally, one day, the county magistrate had a dream after praying. In the dream, a handsome man wearing a crown and green clothes came. The man told the county magistrate that he had a way to avoid the locust plague.After dawn, go to the southwest road outside the city and wait for a woman in brown clothes riding a strong donkey to pass by. That is the God of Locusts. Please go and ask her, as long as you can persuade her, the plague of locusts in this place will be avoided.

The county magistrate was really obedient, and he went to wait after preparing the banquet, and he waited for the woman.The county magistrate rushed forward and knelt down, begging for a while, and detailed the sufferings of the people under his rule, with tears and blood in every word.

The woman's heart softened, and she agreed to let that county go.

But the locust god is the god of disasters, and he is also responsible. If he lets go of a certain place without authorization, there will be heavenly rules.

Immortals also have supernatural powers, and the locust god knows who broke her affairs with a single calculation, and feels great hatred in his heart.

As a result of the locust plague that year, the crops of the people were safe and sound, but there was not even a leaf left on all the willow trees.

Only then did the county officials know that it was Liu Shen who pointed him out in the dream.

The county magistrate saw that the willow trees were falling, their leaves were falling, and their branches were withered. He respected and pitied the willow god in his heart, and was also very afraid of the locust god, so he funded and built temples for the two gods far away from each other. That place has never been seen again. During the plague of locusts, the incense in the two temples was very strong. "

This story is lukewarm, far from the image of Wu Chi Yan Chixia.

Yin Shidan and the younger ones had their own emotions when they heard this. Fan Zhouxiao, after all, is he the one who will be a high official in the future.

From Fan Zhou's point of view, this story is really not exciting enough, but Fan Zhou seems to vaguely remember that he met a god in the heaven who was similar to the willow god in the story, and he was also very handsome. At first, Fan Zhou thought it was jadeite, but if the color and luster of the water head was really jadeite, it would definitely be the top imperial jadeite. Now that I think about it, it should be transformed from the willow leaves of the willow god, which is thousands of times more precious than mere imperial jadeite.

Once Fan Zhou was in a good mood, Yan Chixia's story passed smoothly.

Next it was Yin Shidan's turn.

This guy hops here and there every day, Bao Diandao and Bai Xiaosheng are more suitable for him than being an official.

Yin Shidan really lived up to expectations and told a story about his cousin.

"My cousin was a foolish, bold, mischievous and lawless man since he was a child. The family couldn't control it. No matter how many people persuaded or frightened him, it was useless. Even if he was beaten, the scars healed immediately and he forgot the pain. .”

Fan Zhou nodded, yes, he is a real brat.

"I was not very old at that time, only seven or eight years old. My cousin was two years younger than me. Once, our whole family went to my cousin's house to visit relatives. There was a famous ancient temple in the local area. It is very effective, so our whole family went to offer incense.

The cousin is very active, and he ran away with one wrong eye.The ancient temple was full of incense, and there were many people who came to offer incense. Fearing that my cousin would be abducted by someone, the whole family frantically searched everywhere. Later, even the monks in the temple also searched together, and finally found it in a room. He was found in the side hall.

At that time, I was only interested in getting excited, and didn't notice anything else. I hurriedly finished burning incense and went home.

Unexpectedly, something happened at night.

My cousin complained of eye pain at first, and was so painful that he covered his eyes and cried and rolled. The family invited a doctor to see him overnight, and finally opened his cousin's hand to see, but there was nothing wrong with his eyes. It was crying, but only one eye could shed tears.

Although my cousin is naughty, he has an advantage, that is, he does not lie. If he says it hurts, it must be pain.

That doctor's skill is good, but he can't see the reason, he can only guess if he collided with something, then it is beyond the scope of the medicine stone, so he left a few painkillers and left.

My family asked my cousin. My cousin was also a donkey.

After taking the painkiller, my cousin seemed to be in pain gradually, and fell asleep exhausted after tossing about half the night.

Before dawn the next day, I heard a scream from the maid in my cousin's room.

Rushing over to see, everyone was scared to death.

Half of my cousin's face and half of the bed were covered in blood.The cousin was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, the painful eye still turned into a black hole, and his mother was frightened and fainted on the spot.The rest of the people were also terrified.

I was brave enough to climb up to look, only to find that it was not a hole, but the whole eye had turned black, so at first glance it looked like the eyeball had been dug out and there was only a hole left.

Looking in the mirror, my cousin knew he was afraid, and finally he stopped talking. Only then did we know that he had sneaked off to play, and he was running into the side hall.For some reason, there was a statue of an evil ghost enshrined in the side hall. My cousin saw that the glazed eyes inlaid on the statue's eyes were beautiful, so he climbed up and picked them off, which was a lesson.

The family hurriedly returned the eyeball, held my cousin to respectfully offer incense and apologized, and donated a lot of sesame oil money. Sure enough, the next day, my cousin's eyes were back to normal.

Since then, this guy has completely changed his mind, and now he has completely become a pious layman. When I saw him a few years ago, I couldn't recognize him as the same person as the demon king when I was young. "

Yin Shidan's story wasn't bad at all, but it's a pity that he met a bunch of nemesis and took advantage of him to make a good joke of him.

Jiaer said: "Brother told the story well, and he boasted even better when he saw every stitch of it. Brother just found out today that Big Brother was both wise and courageous since he was a child. Sure enough, a hero is born as a boy!"

The three members of the Xu family and Yan Chixia couldn't help laughing, and Yin Shidan's face turned red when he laughed so hard.

Fan Zhou glanced at Jia Er, sneered and said, "Anyone has the right to criticize him, but you don't. Donkeys think the face of a horse is long, but how much worse is it?"

Everyone who said that laughed, Jia Er also blushed and scratched her head with a dry smile.

Yin Shidan immediately regained his spirits, and yelled again and again: "Hurry up, it's your turn, don't think you can escape by pretending to be shy!"

Jia Er is not stage fright, so she speaks as she speaks.

The story about the haunted fox in his family is definitely not going to be told. What Jiaer is telling is a folk anecdote that he heard from his wife who is cooking rice.

"My family has Aunt Wang who helps out on the stove. She escaped from famine and had no livelihood, so she had to sell herself to my house. I heard this story from her.

Aunt Wang's hometown is a small place, not far from the county town.

The county is not big, and the population is small, and the whole county can know which family has trouble.

There is a wealthy family in the county who is in business and has a wife and a concubine.The concubine is bought by the rich family after they have made a fortune. They are beautiful and young, and the rich family likes them very much.Of course, the wife of a rich man can't stand it, she has a bad temper, and she treats the concubine as a rough maid, and she has to beat her every day to make her happy.

That rich family worked hard together with his wife, and he respected his wife very much, so he could only appease the concubine he liked in private.The concubine is also well-behaved, she does whatever she is asked to do, and she doesn't hide from the beating, she doesn't seem to have any temper at all.

Suddenly one night, a group of robbers entered the rich family's house and robbed with open flames.

The rich man and his wife were so frightened that they trembled, they just wanted to save their lives and gave them whatever they wanted.

As a result, the delicate and weak concubine touched a shoulder pole without making a sound, and beat the shit out of a dozen robbers by himself, leaning on the pole and making fun of those people who are so pusty and dare to be robbers, killing them is too dirty .

The rich couple were all dumbfounded, and only then did they realize that the concubine had a unique skill, not to mention a dozen or so, even dozens or hundreds of robbers were no match for her.

The rich man's wife thought about what she had done before, and her face turned green with fear. Since then, she has almost confessed to the concubine.However, the concubine was as good as she was before, and she still served the rich couple with her duties, very well-behaved. "

After the story was told, the others were fine, but Ye'er's expression turned ugly, and she said gloomily, "Why are you willing to be a concubine when you have such a unique skill?"

Because there were all men at the banquet, Ye'er didn't say bluntly, both male and female in the Yecha Kingdom are brave warriors, why is this woman from the prosperous Qing Kingdom so contemptuous.

It has been several years since Ye'er came to Qing Kingdom with his father, and he has learned a lot. Naturally, he also knows that girls in Qing Country regard demure as beauty and are restricted everywhere. I'm afraid Ye'er is not as easy as the free life she is now.

Fan Zhou frowned and smiled: "Ye'er wants to ask why this woman is so self-sufficient?"

Ye'er was told about the central matter, so she raised her head suddenly and looked at Fan Zhou expectantly.

Fan Zhou sighed softly, "For most people in this world, that woman's behavior is not self-satisfaction and lowliness, but she is admirable. Fortunately, the wealthy couple are not the kind of people who pick up a bowl to eat , put down the white-eyed wolf who scolded her, otherwise the woman would be accused of having a skill but not reporting it, even if she saved someone, she must be charged with ulterior motives."

After hearing this, Ye'er frowned even deeper, and wanted to speak, but didn't know where to start.

Fan Zhou smiled slightly, "Whether it's praise or slander, it's a kind of shackle. Even though that woman has the courage to defeat hundreds of people, she doesn't have the courage to break that shackle. Injustice is everywhere in this world. If you still want to be fair, you can only make yourself invincible, and you will never regret it!"

Invincible, never regret a hundred deaths!

Ye'er's eyes suddenly brightened, and the gloom gradually accumulated after arriving in the Qing Dynasty was shattered by this deafening sentence, and the whole person's energy and spirit immediately took on a new look.

Fan Zhou smiled appreciatively.

This is an authentic dominatrix, a female hero who is thousands of times stronger than a female man. He is looking forward to the future of this girl!

It wasn't that Fan Zhou was so arrogant that he thought he could become a legend with a single sentence, but that at that moment just now, a new line of cause and effect wrapped around his mind, which clearly meant that a legend was indeed about to rise.