Hollywood superstar XX history [travel]

"...Follow the step and stretch your hands, sit back and raise your palms, and make a virtual step to close your arms...a virtual step! A virtual step! A combination of rigidity and softness..." Li An, with gray hair, was wearing a clean and tidy Tai Chi Kung Fu suit, guiding Wo Gert practiced the action of "hand waving the pipa".

Vogt made one command and one movement, always paying attention to a series of footwork such as "lung step", "false step" and "following step" that made him puzzled, so as not to stumble with his left foot and fall to the ground with his right foot to eat shit, "again" Make a fool of yourself in front of Ang Lee.When filming "Brokeback Mountain", Ang Lee got up early every morning to practice Tai Chi. Other Westerners looked at him and thought it was weird, but he didn't care at all. There must be a lack of exercise, and Vogt's protest was ineffective. Even though he deliberately showed a messy appearance, Ang Lee still insisted on teaching him with his terrible patience and meticulousness.

The filming of "Brokeback Mountain" ended, and Vogt's Tai Chi finally reached the fifth form.The separation from Jake Gyllenhaal was very difficult for Vogt, and the only possible consolation is that he can finally escape from the terrible clutches and regain his freedom.

But since they moved to Los Angeles, it was really unreasonable not to visit Ang Lee.Lance Clark is now taking his "hands on", saying he should get on with his "only" connections in Los Angeles.

Vogt was still struggling to visit Ang Lee, and Ang Lee's wife Lin Huijia called Vogt's mobile phone. The voice was very cheerful and well-spoken Mandarin: "Voger, your uncle said You are in Los Angeles, when will you come to see your aunt?"

Vogt automatically turned on the caring and well-behaved son mode, and said in Chinese: "Auntie, I miss you very much, and I am going to see you!"

"That's great! It just so happens that your uncle is here, it's better to hit the sun than to choose another day, let's do it tomorrow!"

"...Okay, okay."

"I went to Chinatown to buy vegetables, and I made you your favorite sweet and sour pork. You still like to eat this dish, right?"

"Auntie, don't bother..."

"It's okay! Then I'll wait for you tomorrow. You can stay here all day. I haven't seen you for a long time. Are you five feet eight inches tall now?"

"Six feet."

"Wow! It's amazing! Our Vogel was very beautiful when he was a child, and Minjia also said that he wanted to wear a skirt for you, and he must have grown into a handsome boy now! Come and show auntie, huh? See you soon!"

"...No, see you soon..."

Vogt did not neglect this lady whose personality was very similar to his mother, and rang the doorbell of Li's house at nine o'clock early the next morning with a gift.

Lin Jiahui came out to welcome her, and Vogt hugged her left and right and kissed her cheeks enthusiastically, smiling from ear to ear.The eldest son of the Li family is not in Los Angeles. The second son, Li Chun, is a Hollywood actor. Like Ang Lee, he is young and handsome in Tai Chi Kung Fu clothes.The father and son stepped forward and hugged Vogt.Vogt felt that the hug was a little too hard, and it hurt him, but Li Chun snorted disdainfully in his ear, and said in Chinese: "Sycophant!"

Vogt and Li Chun were friends after a fight, and they immediately responded: "My Chinese is very good, don't fool me, little sister!" Li Chun's English name is Mason, and Vogt called him "little sister" when he was a child. , Chinese characters with a positive accent.

Li Chun patted him on the back hard: "I thought you had forgotten all about it, little dick!"

Vogt laughed loudly and took the shot back vigorously. The interaction between the two was very harmonious in the eyes of Ang Lee and his wife.

Lin Huijia said with a smile: "Woge and Xiaochun have such a good relationship!"

Ang Lee: Huh

Vogt: ←_←

Li Chun: →_→

After saying a few more words, the Li family saw Vogt as their own family at all.Lin Jiahui continued to prepare breakfast. Under Li Chun's gloating gaze, Vogt was urged by Li An to change clothes, and then he was forced to practice in the garden. Li An seriously wanted to check Vogt's study results.

Vogt hadn’t practiced at all since he returned to Los Angeles, and when he picked it up, he stumbled naturally. Although he barely kept his balance and didn’t fall, his posture was not standard and his expression was distorted.

Li Chun covered his mouth and shook his shoulders while laughing, while Vogt danced and killed him with his eyes over and over again, almost cross-eyed.Li An couldn't help shaking his head: "Ah Chun, you can demonstrate."

"Dad, I've finished my practice. I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes. I'm going to have breakfast." Li Chun ran away quickly.

"This kid!" Ang Lee shook his head and turned to Vogt.Vogt immediately gave him a masochistic atmosphere, but Ang Lee didn't seem to notice it, and said earnestly: "The most important thing in learning Tai Chi is to persevere. This is the treasure of the Chinese nation, the culmination of the practice..." balabala...

Vogt thought painfully: He would rather have a quick fight with Li Chun than practice this soft "old man's skills"!Don't think he doesn't know, in the Chinese society, most of the people who practice Tai Chi are old people!He is only eighteen this year! ! !

After Li Ang finally let Vogt go, Vogt felt that he had peeled off a layer of skin and was sweating profusely from exhaustion.

After taking a shower and changing clothes, he sat at the dining table. Vogt was already hungry. His eyes lit up when he saw a table full of Chinese breakfast. There were soy milk, fried dough sticks, omelets, steamed buns, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, etc., all of which were Vogt I like it very much.Before he ran away from home, Vogt could also have this type of breakfast at home, and the cook at home could cook authentic Chinese food.After running away from home, Vogt hasn't eaten authentic Chinese food for a long time.

Lin Jiahui served him a bowl of porridge, and greeted him, "Woge, try it."

"Auntie, I'll do it myself." Vogt took it in both hands and said politely.He was starving, and Lin Jiahui's loving eyes enveloped him, so he didn't see that Li An and Li Chun, the father and son of the Li family, had no intention of serving porridge at all, and they were silently drinking soy milk and eating fried dough sticks.

Vogt took a mouthful of the porridge happily, and after tasting the taste, his face suddenly became weird!

What's the matter with this horrible taste that is not sour, sweet, not sweet, not salty? Σ(°△°|||)︴Preserved egg and lean meat porridge, why does it taste like this? !

If Lin Jiahui hadn't looked at him expectantly, Vogt might have spit out this mouthful of porridge.He suddenly remembered, as if, as if he vaguely remembered that his mother and Aunt Lin were very, very similar in character and habit, except that they were not related by blood, including their terrible cooking skills...

"Is it delicious, Vogue?" Lin Jiahui asked hopefully.

Vogt swallowed the porridge with difficulty and nodded firmly.

Lin Jiahui was happy: "Ah, finally there is someone who knows how to appreciate it! Eat more if you like it, Voge, don't be polite to auntie!"

"That's right! Vogt eat more!" Li Chun cleverly moved the porridge bowl in front of Vogt.

Vogt kills him again with his eyes over and over again.

Li An said gently: "Yes, Voge, you're welcome, just treat it as your own home."

Vogt swallowed a mouthful of blood with hatred: Sure enough, they are father and son!None of them are good things!

Fortunately, Lin Jiahui's enthusiasm was endless, and she helped Vogt to serve a bowl of porridge, and let him go after watching him finish eating. Li Chun said strangely: "Doesn't Vogt like to drink porridge? Why not?" Add another bowl?" Then his mother filled half a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and ordered: "You have to finish it!" An instant tragedy.

Now it's Vogt's turn to gloat and watch him eat porridge with a sad face, and he has to praise the porridge against his will, because if he doesn't say it, his mother can cook this terrible porridge for a week . ← Li Chun said so with his eyes.

Fortunately, except for the strange-flavored porridge, the taste of other foods is generally normal.In the end Vogt was well fed and thoughtfully helped clear up the dishes.As for helping with the dishes?Oh, this is a function that Master Pfister has not yet developed.

However, it was not Lin Huijia who washed the dishes, but Ang Lee.Seeing Li An's familiar and joyful expression, it is obvious that this is not the first time he has done this kind of thing.

Lin Huijia took Vogt to the living room to talk, and Li Chun accompanied him.

Vogt recounts what he told Ang Lee about his experience, with plenty of amusing moments from the filming of "Brokeback Mountain."

Lin Huijia is very supportive of Ang Lee's career, but she is not too interested in the specific details of the director's work.On the contrary, Vogt was eloquent and could tell some interesting stories vividly, which Lin Jiahui listened to with great interest.

"...So, he really spent the whole day wrestling with sheep?" Lin Huijia couldn't stand it.

Vogt nodded vigorously: "You know the character, sometimes he is very persistent. He wanted to take a shot of a sheep drinking the stream, but the sheep didn't give him face, and they didn't drink anyway, so he went to drive the sheep himself. If you don’t move, you can coax me, and I thought about hanging carrots..."

Lin Huijia laughed until her stomach ached: "Carrot? He thought it was a donkey! Hahaha!"

"I'm miserable! He doesn't like to order other people, but he loves to order me. I am the leading actor, and I have to work part-time as a field assistant from time to time!" Vogt said angrily.This incident is really funny from the perspective of a bystander, but it is not funny to be one of them. He still remembers how everyone smiled at him.

Lin Huijia patted his head sympathetically: "Poor Voge, when filming "The Wedding Banquet", Ang Lee also made Xiaochun miserable, and Xiaochun was so angry that he said that he would not cooperate with him in the future."

Li Chun thought of his father's meticulous and terrifying character when he was making movies, and nodded with concern.This was the only point in which he and Vogt had anything in common.

Ang Li's voice came from the kitchen: "Hey, you guys, don't think I can't hear you."

Lin Huijia said: "Ann Lee, I rarely want to hear about your work. Don't spoil my interest."

"Okay, okay, listen to it if you like, Mrs. Li, I have no other intentions." Li An said in a good-tempered manner.

Lin Huijia snorted, barely satisfied, and pulled Vogt to continue talking.

The terrible thing is that only his wife can cure him.This familiar scene reminded Vogt of the old-fashioned and annoying father and the loving mother at home.When Vogt ran away from home, he was straightforward, and he hadn't thought of going home for more than a year. Suddenly, at this moment, he was inexplicably touched and felt a little homesick.

Li Chun made an appointment at noon, and left after sitting with him for a while.Lin Huijia is a Ph.D. in biology. She has something to go back to the institute.So Li An and Vogt were the only ones left in the Li family.

After tidying up the kitchen, Ang Lee came out to make a pot of good tea, and asked Vogt to drink tea with him.

Vogt didn't have much research on drinks other than water and wine, and Ang Lee's first sentence straight to the point made all his hairs stand on end.

Li Ang said: "Lance told me about you and Jack..."