I don't like you anyway

So it was out of control.

When Su Mingqian was picked up by the waist, she still struggled a bit, and bumped her foot against the shoe cabinet, knocking down a white vase on the shoe cabinet.This vase looks simple, but in fact, Chen Shangxu traveled to many places a few years ago and finally bought it from an old collector on purpose.

Su Mingqian rescued a few pink roses in the vase in time, and the vase fell to the floor and shattered into pieces.Chen Shangxu didn't even look at it, and carried Su Mingqian across the debris.

Su Mingqian, who was holding the rose in his hand, felt pain in his flesh, and couldn't help asking Chen Shangxu, "How much did you pay for this vase?"

Chen Shangxu moved him up and said, "23."

Su Mingqian clicked his tongue, feeling the pain in his heart: "It's terrible. My salary for one year."

"Well," Chen Shangxu said with a slight smile in his tone, "How do you plan to compensate me?"

Su Mingqian just howled casually, but he couldn't afford it."How about I glue the pieces back together for you? That's what I did when I was a kid when I took the TV apart at home," he said.

It's just that the TV set has now become Su Mingqian's exclusive mount in the warehouse.For a while, Su Mingqian even thought about how to install four wheels under it so that it could evolve from an ordinary mount to a fairy mount.

Chen Shangxu's tone didn't change, but he obviously didn't buy Su Mingqian's account: "How about I tear you up and stick them back together with glue?"

Su Mingqian: "..."

shrewd.So shrewd.

Su Ming cursed lightly.Chen Shangxu has changed, he is now an upgraded version of Chen Shangxu who has the ability to think on his own and will not be led astray casually.

"Then tell me what to do." Su Mingqian angrily inserted the rose into Chen Shangxu's hair, thinking that he knew that saving the bottle would not save you, a broken flower.

Chen Shangxu, who had a delicate rose in his dark hair, thought about it seriously, and said, "Xiao Su, how about I hire you to clean my house?"

Su Mingqian's swear words almost burst out.But Chen Shangxu said: "I will give you [-] a month. You can come whenever you want every day, and leave whenever you want. You don't have to do dangerous things, and you don't have to do tiring work."

He was right.Su Mingqian's tongue almost fought when he said "fuck", and finally he stammered into a sentence: "The [-] you mentioned can't be Zimbabwean currency?"

Otherwise, how can there be such a good thing in the world?Even Su Mingqian didn't believe that such a good thing would hit her head.

Chen Shangxu said: "No. How is it possible."

Su Mingqian repeated: "I really don't have to do anything, and then I get a salary of [-] a month?"

Oops, he seems to be... a little moved.

Chen Shangxu seemed to see through his inner thoughts at the moment, so he said, "I've changed my mind."

Su Mingqian was about to cry, "Wait a minute, don't change your mind," when Chen Shangxu said, "I'll give you another 10 year-end bonus at the end of the year."

Su Mingqian's last rational string broke with a "click".He licked the tip of his lips, pulled Chen Shangxu's arm, and said in a low voice: "You never lie. You are not allowed to lie about this matter."

If only it was as easy to coax as six years ago.Chen Shangxu thought in his heart.Six years ago, he tutored Su Mingqian's homework, and coaxed Su Mingqian with nice words every day, but at that time he was not proficient in business, and he was not as easy to coax as he is now.

Chen Shangxu kissed the corner of Su Mingqian's mouth, and said softly, "Did you agree?"

Su Mingqian was a little dizzy from his slightly rose-scented kiss.He could only cover the corner of Chen Shangxu's mouth with his fingers, and forced himself to be vigilant: "Are you thinking of some way to punish me?"

Once bitten, twice shy.

Su Mingqian left a shadow behind.

Chen Shangxu closed his eyes and kissed his fingers.This hand just grasped the rose, it was very fragrant and soft.

Su Mingqian now has nothing to separate Chen Shangxu.Curling her fingers and allowing Chen Shang to kiss her, her palms felt numb.

He faltered and said: "So what, sell, do I need to sign the deed of sale/body? First sign for three years to test the waters?" After signing, he went online to search for instant housekeeping videos.

"Impossible, Xiao Su," Chen Shangxu said, "Sign it for 50 years."

Su Mingqian counted with his fingers, he will be 50 years old in 70 years, Chen Shangxu still let him clean?Is it plausible?

Su Mingqian said: "I have retired for 50 years."

"Automatic renewal after 50 years."

"What do you mean? Even the president doesn't automatically renew his contract, so I'm still on a permanent job?" Su Ming's face collapsed.

"Xiao Su," Chen Shang promised to let him down, but his arms were still around his waist.Chen Shangxu looked down at him, and asked earnestly, "How much do you think a person needs to earn in a lifetime, so that he can live a life of relative wealth and freedom for the rest of his life?"

A very serious and common question.Su Mingqian thought about this question every day when he was poor.Almost passively became a philosopher.

"[-] million." Su Mingqian didn't blink, "If I earn [-] million, I will retire directly, find a deep mountain and old forest to build a villa and live in seclusion, and enjoy life with a smile."

"The premise is that you don't have any large consumption." Chen Shangxu reminded him, "You won't buy things like cars and real estate, and you don't have anyone to support."

Don't think about the dependents. His family owns a house, so Su Mingqian still wants to buy it.What man doesn't like cars?

The car is the soul of a man.

Su Mingqian said: "Then my goal in life is 1.5 million."

Su Mingqian's expression froze when Chen Shang asked a question.Chen Shangxu asked: "So how much do you earn now?"

Su Mingqian can now count the money in his pocket and Alipay with one hand.

Tai Nima felt frustrated.

"Xiao Su," Chen Shangxu took his hand gently, and said, "Then, work hard from now on. From now on, I will teach you how to cook."

In this way, when I'm not around, you don't have to make alchemy in the kitchen and starve to death.Chen Shang Xu thought.

The image of the smoke alarm ringing through the entire building three years ago is still echoing in Chen Shangxu's mind.That day, Chen Shangxu took Su Mingqian to apologize from door to door for five hours.

The past is indeed a bit unbearable.

Ten minutes later, Su Mingqian, who was ready and excited, felt something was wrong: "Didn't you teach me how to cook?"

Chen Shangxu gave a rare smile, which contained a dangerous aura that Su Mingqian couldn't explain clearly, so that the spatula in Su Mingqian's hand dropped in good time.

Chen Shangxu said: "It's too late today Xiao Su, before I teach you how to cook, let's sleep first?"

"Also, although this house has eighteen rooms on two floors, unfortunately only one room has a bed, so Xiao Su, you and I will have a night together?"

"Speak humanly. Chen Shangxu." Su Mingqian felt that her patience was limited.

"...Xiao Su, I want to sleep with you."

"...Deadly change/Chen Shangxu, if you make me a weird toy so that I can't get out of bed the next day, you will be finished!"

"Xiao Su, I love you."

"...Chen Shangxu, I fucking saw what the pink lace you hid in the drawer? Chen Shangxu, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!! Are you going to cosplay a ladyboy in front of me?!"

"Xiao Su, you must look cute in it."

"Xiao Su, don't call the police..."

"...I bite you believe it or not?"

In the morning, the warm sunshine.

Su Mingqian felt physically and mentally exhausted like the end of childbirth.

He failed to get up for the first time, because the lower back was so painful, as long as he lifted it up a little, there would be a pulling and tearing feeling that could not be ignored, constantly screaming at his nerves.

Last night, Chen Shang and Xu Mingming had already calmed down, but things still became uncontrollable at three o'clock in the morning.Su Mingqian even worried that he would poke her stomach and make her stomach bigger.

In the second half of the night, Su Mingqian simply fell asleep. He didn't know how Chen Shangxu ended up alone.

But at around five o'clock this morning, Chen Shangxu whispered in his ear, "Xiao Su, you are sleepwalking again."

Su Mingqian was sleepy at the time, but still felt a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Chen Shang Xu said: "Xiao Su, I only slept for an hour last night."

Su Mingqian knew that once he sleepwalked, he would be very clingy to Chen Shangxu, but he didn't expect that he would be so aggressive.

For the first time he felt himself in danger.

When he got up from the bed, he realized that he had changed into a set of quiet clothes. The shirt and trousers were all a set, made of gray and black cotton, very comfortable.

After washing, he walked around three rooms and a balcony, and went down the stairs to the kitchen.

Sure enough, Chen Shangxu was already making breakfast. There was an egg fried in the pan, and Chen Shangxu was turning it over.

Su Mingqian walked over rubbing his eyes, and consciously put on the apron Chen Shangxu had prepared for him.

But he didn't know if the pink Powerpuff Girls on the apron was intentional by Chen Shangxu.

He wanted to vomit very early on, Chen Shangxu himself had first-class taste in dressing, how could it be Chen Shangxu's turn to prepare things for him, full of all kinds of unpredictable girlish elements?

What kind of strange thing is he in Chen Shangxu's eyes!

Chen Shangxu turned his head to see him, and the tired light in his eyes lit up instantly.

He said, "Good morning, Xiao Su."

"What time did you get up?" Su Mingqian yawned and helped him break eggs. Four eggs were beaten into a bowl and counted, only three yolks were found, and the other yolk splashed directly on Su Mingqian's hand, sticky and sticky It's a bit ex.

"06:30." Chen Shangxu said, "I didn't fall asleep much. I got up when I saw the dawn."

Well, my family couldn't sleep well, but Su Mingqian didn't recognize the bed and slept like a dead pig.

Su Mingqian said: "Why don't I just go back to my house and forget about it. I won't delay your sleep."

"No." Chen Shangxu said quickly, "No. Although I didn't sleep, I was very happy."

Su Mingqian recalled those pictures from yesterday, and thought to himself: Can you be unhappy after trying all the poses?

Chen Shangxu didn't know what he was thinking, and poured fresh egg liquid on the freshly cooked rice. The soft rice was accompanied by the aroma of beef meat, and Su Mingqian's stomach growled.

He said, "Didn't you tell me to cook? How did you sneak in and cook yourself?"

Chen Shang and Xu Sheng liked fried eggs, thought for a while, and replied, "I'll teach you how to get familiar with it later."

Su Ming shrugged slightly, and was about to steal a meal with a pair of chopsticks, when someone rang the doorbell.

There is a burst of bursts.

Su Mingqian was surprised: "What did you buy? Which courier delivered it to your door so early?"

After all, he didn't even bother to put down his chopsticks, and went to open the door while stepping on his slippers.

Qiao Qi's face was exposed through the crack of the door.