nanny diary

He dug it out in his hand and put it in his arms.

"Mr. Rogers, you see, this kind of thing, we need to proceed step by step. Although it turns out that radical is the more effective method most of the time, I personally prefer a patient and gentle method..."

Steve gritted his teeth and rubbed his feet in embarrassment. Out of the corner of his eyes, he caught Tony hiding in Howard's arms showing a tricky smile of "the plan was successful" to himself with tears on his face. Possessed by Loki, a demon of small size.

Tony noticed that Steve was staring at him viciously, and quickly changed into that heartbroken crying look, and leaned hard into Howard's arms.

Depend on!Steve thought, this kid's acting skills are better than mine!If he doesn't become a scientist in the future, he will definitely win an Oscar!

Standing among a group of nannies waiting for the kids to leave school, Steve stood out from the crowd.

The strange eyes and whispers made Steve bow his head in embarrassment, and he smiled stiffly around.

Steve Rogers, take this as a kind of exercise. If you become a big star in the future, you will be pointed at like this, and maybe there will be even crazier moves... Oh no, you will be recognized as a What about the babysitter?

After a week, Steve no longer felt so embarrassed that blood dripped from his face, and he didn't have the extra energy to worry about whether he would be recognized someday in the future. During this week, he was called by Tony's teacher almost every day.

"Mr. Rogers, Tony asked a high school level problem in math class and made a personal attack on Miss Morstan who couldn't solve it..."

"Mr. Rogers, Tony repeated his tricks in the natural knowledge class, and the old teacher Richardson almost had a heart attack..."

"Mr. Rogers, Tony declared at lunch time today that cat food is the most nutritious food in the universe, advocating that students taste the taste of tuna fish, which caused our school to receive protests from many parents..."

"Mr. Rogers..."

Steve was wracked with an apologetic smile, as if he was the one who disturbed the social order, and all the culprit did was blink his innocent big eyes, waiting for Howard to come back at night—if he could come back— She just snuggled into his arms and acted like a baby, and said in a childlike voice that the new school is very good, and Steve is very respectful.

"Well, I guess I don't hate him now."

Steve choked on his dinner, knowing exactly what Tony was thinking.After the little devil fell asleep, Steve racked his brains to report the real situation to Howard in as clear and euphemistic terms as possible, and faithfully implement a theme of "it's not because of Steve's incompetence".

"Mr. Rogers—"

"Call me Steve."

"Okay, Steve," Howard put on a sympathetic and caring expression, earnestly said, "I know this week has been exhausting for you, but you've done a good job, Tony said he didn't hate you, you know it's It's amazing. Most of the previous nannies didn't last a week at all, and some ran away in a day."

That's because few sitters can stand a raw fish up their skirt... Steve thought.

"Steve you... Anyway, I think maybe you have a bit of talent as a babysitter, or just, you and Tony hit it off, and since you've achieved such amazing results, I hope you can stick with it, given that Your actual working hours have become a 24-hour caregiver, so I will adjust your salary, and you have nothing to worry about."

Steve could only smile wryly in the face of Howard's eager and flattering eyes.

"Oh my god..." Steve slumped in the driver's seat and buried his face in his hands, "Tony, some truths are not suitable for public broadcast..."

"For example?" Tony looked like a mature ruffian beyond his age, "Is tuna-flavored cat food the most nutritious food in the universe?"

"For example, Miss Lawrence is in a relationship with Mr. Winston, and Mr. Winston has a wife...God!" Steve looked up helplessly, "Don't you think that at your age, you are too observant?" Are you allergic?"

"I've always been proud of it." Tony rolled his eyes lightly.

Steve turned his head helplessly, staring at Tony, Tony stared back at him neither humble nor humble, the two stared at each other for a while, Steve suddenly shouted: "Ha! I got it!"

Tony was taken aback by Xiaoxiao, but he didn't understand the current situation.

"You play tricks, get into trouble everywhere, and get me into a quagmire. You want me to retreat from difficulties and give up by myself," Steve pointed at Tony, saying every word, full of courage and perseverance to face difficulties, " I tell you, I will never quit. Your father invited me to play this game, of course I want to have fun, and I want to be a winner."

"Tsk, it seems that your IQ is higher than I thought." Tony tried to appear disapproving, but his bulging cheeks betrayed his true mood.

Steve felt the little guy's frustration, so he finally pulled back this week, he took advantage of the victory, pointed at Tony's nose and smiled: "You wait, I will definitely expose your trick and let you Daddy authorized me to spank your ass!"

"..." Tony was furious, his cheeks flushed red, "How dare you! My father wouldn't believe you!"

"Oh, let's try." Steve tilted his head leisurely, "I'll tell you a secret, I'm an actor, and my job is to perform. Although I may not win any awards, it's still more than enough to deal with you little brat. At that time, we will see whether your father believes in me or you."

"You're a bad beep!" Tony yelled, rushing out of the car.

"Tony! Come back!" Steve yelled, pulling off his seatbelt. "Who taught you to swear like that!"

"Hmph! Come and spank my ass! Come on, come on!" Tony complacently turned his back to Steve not far away, took off his pants, exposed his small round white buttocks, and swayed a few times in a pretentious manner.

"You nasty brat!" Steve chased after him.

Tony quickly pulled up his pants and ran forward. In his rage, Steve remembered to lock the car before chasing people.

Steve doesn't know what Tony said to Howard that night, but he hasn't been officially authorized to spank Tony's ass anyway.The next morning, Howard at the dining table behaved normally. He was very satisfied with the breakfast cooked by the cook, thanked Steve, and went out with his suit straight.

Tony stabs Steve a few times, which is his usual standard behavior, and then goes to school without incident.

It wasn't until Steve couldn't pick up Tony in the afternoon, and the teacher said he was on time, that he realized something was wrong.

Steve called Tony's phone, it rang twice and then it was disconnected, and then it was turned off.Steve finally realized what "every day of life is a challenge", he walked around, and finally saw Tony's schoolbag in an alley.

The three older children surrounded Tony, and the scene looked very familiar.Steve frowned, and said solemnly, "What are you doing?"

Seeing that there were rescuers, the three children withdrew in a hurry.Steve stepped forward to hug Tony, but he broke free.Steve could only squat down and ask patiently, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine," Tony replied simply, talking into his shoes.

"Did they hit you?" Steve looked Tony up and down.

"No, they only had time to take my phone." Tony picked up his schoolbag and tried to put it on his back, but Steve carried it for him.

"It's fine, let's go back."

Steve originally wanted to educate Tony not to fight, violence is not the best way to solve problems, etc. Of course, if Tony was indeed bullied, then Steve would tell him to fight back, just like he did when he was a child.But Tony didn't say a word, and sat silently in the passenger seat, with no emotion on his expressionless face.Steve was completely lost as well.

After the car was parked, Tony wanted to get out of the car, but Steve stopped him: "Hey, you can tell me, I won't tell your dad."

Tony lowered his head and said after a moment of silence: "They are students from my same school. They say I don't have a mother. They say I'm a dummy made by my father."

Steve looked at Tony's side face, he was still expressionless, with dull lines drawn from the corners of his small mouth.

"I thought you needed a hug?" Steve asked tentatively.

"I don't need it." Tony snorted disdainfully.

"Then what do you need?" Steve resisted the urge to hold the wounded animal-like child in his arms, but Tony said no, and Steve had to respect his opinion.

Tony narrowed his eyes and thought for a moment: "I want to eat shawarma."

"Uh, what is shawarma?" Steve froze.

"It's delicious, and there's a small shop that does a great job, not far away." Tony pointed ahead.

"Okay, then you lead the way, we'll have this tonight." Steve pulled himself together and turned the steering wheel again.

Steve forgot that Tony's taste has always been unique, and this time he couldn't even handle it.

"... Do you think it's delicious?" Steve barely finished his portion, looking at Tony who was still struggling.

"It's great." Tony pouted and refused to admit defeat. His whole face was swollen with sauce on his cheeks.

"Then you just eat it up and don't waste food." Steve wasn't trying to torture Tony, he was just building a good personality on the kid.

"The problem is, I can't eat anymore..." Tony raised his big eyes.

Do it again!Steve desperately defended Tony's offensive: "I said